|
Hey Mr Bartender, give me a drink |
|
I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it |
|
And that doesn't mean |
|
I can't handle |
|
Anything stronger now, just think |
|
I'll wait a while |
|
I'll have a pint of lager please |
|
And a pack of flakies |
|
Give me a pint of lager please |
|
And a can of baked beans |
|
So hey, Mrs |
|
Tongue Driver, give us a squeeze |
|
But put your coat back down 'cos |
|
I ain't ready to leave |
|
This doesn't mean |
|
I don't wanna take you back |
|
You'll just have to wait for that |
|
I'll have a pint of lager please |
|
A complimentary striptease |
|
Give me a pint of lager please |
|
And a bag of green peas |
|
Take me to the kebab hut |
|
So fill me up with flakes of manky mutton |
|
High up to the top and don't be putting veg on that |
|
Don't want no cabbage patch kebab, a dab of ketchup |
|
Make it red and please make sure the sheep is dead |
|
And throw some peppers in the bag |
|
Would you like chili sauce on that? |
|
And a pint of lager, please |
|
With a pack of flakies |
|
Give me a pint of lager, please |
|
Some soft scoop ice cream |
|
So hey, Mr |
|
Cab Driver, give me some breeze |
|
It's been a long long night and it's repeating on me |
|
And that doesn't mean it's time to |
|
You know what |
|
I mean? Just open the window, geez |
|
I'll have a pint of lager please |
|
Don't give a monkey's |
|
Give me a pint of lager please |
|
And some processed cheese |
