| [Verse 1] | |
| High on snowploughs | |
| Escape brief loveless | |
| Our maple leaf | |
| Ancestral shame | |
| [Chorus] | |
| The where and when to, you aspire | |
| A Wren born guide, to London's spires | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| Denounce the church | |
| Of herding cats | |
| Build pyramids | |
| Of acrobats | |
| [Chorus] | |
| The who and what to, you desire | |
| An arsonistic, love of fire | |
| [Outro] | |
| The how and if | |
| For budding liars | |
| The Trappist guide | |
| To happy hours |