| [Verse 1] | |
| Three king researchers, use Google star maps | |
| Bethlehem manger, a high-rated app | |
| Book rooms at the inn, flags first born male traps | |
| Amazon wish-list, delivery elapse | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Blogging like Jesus, tweet like a Pope | |
| Site traffic heavy, I'm YouTubing hope | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| Shepherds are wanted, to mesmerise sheep | |
| Taste-makers prosper, profits are reaped | |
| Market moves fast in, a blink of an eye | |
| The needle is broken, the camel has died | |
| [Chorus] | |
| [Instrumental] | |
| [Bridge] | |
| Voting by proxy, buying online | |
| Selling on eBay, all that is mine | |
| BlackBerry hedge fund, new Apple's divine | |
| Dream time destruction, outback becomes mine | |
| [Chorus] x2 | |
| [Outro] | |
| Hope! | |
| Hope! | |
| Hope! | |
| I'm YouTubing hope |
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