| [00:01.00] | 【元首】：嘿（摔笔） |
| [00:04.30] | 嘿 |
| [00:07.00] | 嘿 |
| [00:08.30] | 嘿 |
| [00:09.20] | 嘿 |
| [00:10.00] | 嘿 |
| [00:11.00] | 嘿x4 |
| [00:12.30] | 赶上了发俸费 |
| [00:13.00] | 【众小兵】：嘿x4 |
| [00:15.00] | 早饭all太硬 |
| [00:16.20] | 【众小兵】：嘿x4 |
| [00:18.00] | （元首挂电话中.....） |
| [00:19.00] | 全明星の乱舞 |
| [00:20.00] | 演唱：全明星 |
| [00:21.00] | BGM：徳用!マイム・オブ・マイム - V.A. |
| [00:22.00] | UP：肥鱼 |
| [00:23.00] | 【金馆长】：呵x16 |
| [00:25.30] | 裸衣哥啦 哈插一起咯 |
| [00:27.00] | 裸衣哈拉一起摸 |
| [00:29.00] | 哈x22 |
| [00:30.40] | 你妈多高？你妈多高？你妈多高高？ |
| [00:33.20] | 【游泳教练】：各位朋友 必须具备 |
| [00:34.40] | 【王勇平】：打飞机的控制技巧 |
| [00:36.30] | 【美日非】：日本技巧太缺乏 |
| [00:37.50] | 必须要有金坷垃 |
| [00:39.20] | 【游泳教练】：X爱过程中 |
| [00:40.20] | 掺了金克拉 |
| [00:41.00] | 蛋蛋亩产一千八 |
| [00:42.00] | 轻松自如 如鱼得水 |
| [00:43.20] | 【葛炮】：每天能够打飞机 |
| [00:44.00] | 撸x21 |
| [00:47.00] | 【王勇平】：挊x21 |
| [00:50.30] | 飞机精彩 姿势好看 |
| [00:51.00] | 蓝猫吴克 都是渣渣 |
| [00:52.30] | 每天八炮 |
| [00:53.00] | 【德国boy】：感觉好好 |
| [00:54.00] | 我打飞机我自豪 |
| [00:55.20] | （少主上线，舞蹈中....） |
| [01:16.30] | 【刘醒】：梁非凡的 |
| [01:17.20] | 【老中医】：坐骨神经 |
| [01:18.40] | 【电脑卖手】：感染到了病毒 |
| [01:19.20] | SB SB 内置了三个SB |
| [01:21.10] | 【老中医】请打免费电话抢购萝莉 |
| [01:23.00] | 【冯巩】抢购萝莉 |
| [01:23.50] | 【AIPC】仅售99元 |
| [01:24.40] | 【老中医】空白孔孔孔孔孔白空空空丢鸡孔空空 |
| [01:27.40] | 【元首】巴拉巴拉小魔仙（BGM：BAD APPLE） |
| [01:37.40] | 【红军】喇叭上线(BGM：激突!グルメレース) |
| [01:59.30] | 【蓝蓝路】啊啦啊啦啊啦啦 蛋嘟嘟蛋嘟嘟 |
| [02:04.00] | 【德国boy】：有节操x3 |
| [02:06.40] | （鬼叫） |
| [02:08.00] | 我练功发自真心 |
| [02:09.20] | 【元首】yo~七万个骚夫人挨个的biu~ |
| [02:12.40] | 飞过来你 妨碍咱的都是渣渣！！！ |
| [02:15.00] | 敢强女干俺妹(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ |
| [02:16.30] | 我操 气死偶类 |
| [02:19.30] | 【MC石头】黑喂狗！ |
| [02:21.00] | 【金凯瑞摇头三基友】车震中... |
| [02:31.00] | 【阿三】无歌舞 不电影（大场面中...） |
| [02:42.00] | 【一本满足上线】发动摇头... |
| [02:53.00] | 【葛炮】八百标兵奔北坡 |
| [02:54.00] | 【蜘蛛瞎】失败的man（四百大妈） |
| [02:55.00] | 【葛炮】并排跑 |
| [02:55.30] | 炮兵要把大妈碰 |
| [02:56.40] | 大妈怕碰炮兵炮 |
| [02:57.40] | 【蜘蛛瞎】吐丝中... |
| [03:03.00] | 【历代操帝上线】汇聚能量.. |
| [03:14.00] | 【元首】四阿哥的棒棒给力 |
| [03:15.00] | 啊呀呀呀啊呀呀呀啊呀呀呀呀 |
| [03:16.40] | 斯大林 富兰克林 都吃粪 |
| [03:17.00] | 啊呀呀呀啊呀呀呀啊呀呀呀呀 |
| [03:19.00] | 【大黄】尼尼尼尼尼尼玛死 |
| [03:22.00] | 【元首】嘿x4 |
| [03:23.00] | 【yoooooooooooooooo】 |
| [03:26.00] | 【元首】渣渣 |
| [03:26.40] | 【游泳教练】最后祝你 身体健康 再见（标准结局） |
| [00:01.00] | yuan shou: hei shuai bi |
| [00:04.30] | hei |
| [00:07.00] | hei |
| [00:08.30] | hei |
| [00:09.20] | hei |
| [00:10.00] | hei |
| [00:11.00] | hei x4 |
| [00:12.30] | gan shang le fa feng fei |
| [00:13.00] | zhong xiao bing: hei x4 |
| [00:15.00] | zao fan all tai ying |
| [00:16.20] | zhong xiao bing: hei x4 |
| [00:18.00] | yuan shou gua dian hua zhong..... |
| [00:19.00] | quan ming xing luan wu |
| [00:20.00] | yan chang: quan ming xing |
| [00:21.00] | BGM: de yong! V. A. |
| [00:22.00] | UP: fei yu |
| [00:23.00] | jin guan zhang: a x16 |
| [00:25.30] | luo yi ge la ha cha yi qi ge |
| [00:27.00] | luo yi ha la yi qi mo |
| [00:29.00] | ha x22 |
| [00:30.40] | ni ma duo gao? ni ma duo gao? ni ma duo gao gao? |
| [00:33.20] | you yong jiao lian: ge wei peng you bi xu ju bei |
| [00:34.40] | wang yong ping: da fei ji de kong zhi ji qiao |
| [00:36.30] | mei ri fei: ri ben ji qiao tai que fa |
| [00:37.50] | bi xu yao you jin ke la |
| [00:39.20] | you yong jiao lian: X ai guo cheng zhong |
| [00:40.20] | can le jin ke la |
| [00:41.00] | dan dan mu chan yi qian ba |
| [00:42.00] | qing song zi ru ru yu de shui |
| [00:43.20] | ge pao: mei tian neng gou da fei ji |
| [00:44.00] | lu x21 |
| [00:47.00] | wang yong ping: nong x21 |
| [00:50.30] | fei ji jing cai zi shi hao kan |
| [00:51.00] | lan mao wu ke dou shi zha zha |
| [00:52.30] | mei tian ba pao |
| [00:53.00] | de guo boy: gan jue hao hao |
| [00:54.00] | wo da fei ji wo zi hao |
| [00:55.20] | shao zhu shang xian, wu dao zhong.... |
| [01:16.30] | liu xing: liang fei fan de |
| [01:17.20] | lao zhong yi: zuo gu shen jing |
| [01:18.40] | dian nao mai shou: gan ran dao le bing du |
| [01:19.20] | SB SB nei zhi le san ge SB |
| [01:21.10] | lao zhong yi qing da mian fei dian hua qiang gou luo li |
| [01:23.00] | feng gong qiang gou luo li |
| [01:23.50] | AIPC jin shou 99 yuan |
| [01:24.40] | lao zhong yi kong bai kong kong kong kong kong bai kong kong kong diu ji kong kong kong |
| [01:27.40] | yuan shou ba la ba la xiao mo xian BGM: BAD APPLE |
| [01:37.40] | hong jun la ba shang xian BGM: ji tu! |
| [01:59.30] | lan lan lu a la a la a la la dan du du dan du du |
| [02:04.00] | de guo boy: you jie cao x3 |
| [02:06.40] | gui jiao |
| [02:08.00] | wo lian gong fa zi zhen xin |
| [02:09.20] | yuan shou yo qi wan ge sao fu ren ai ge de biu |
| [02:12.40] | fei guo lai ni fang ai zan de dou shi zha zha!!! |
| [02:15.00] | gan qiang nv gan an mei |
| [02:16.30] | wo cao qi si ou lei |
| [02:19.30] | MC shi tou hei wei gou! |
| [02:21.00] | jin kai rui yao tou san ji you che zhen zhong... |
| [02:31.00] | a san wu ge wu bu dian ying da chang mian zhong... |
| [02:42.00] | yi ben man zu shang xian fa dong yao tou... |
| [02:53.00] | ge pao ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
| [02:54.00] | zhi zhu xia shi bai de man si bai da ma |
| [02:55.00] | ge pao bing pai pao |
| [02:55.30] | pao bing yao ba da ma peng |
| [02:56.40] | da ma pa peng pao bing pao |
| [02:57.40] | zhi zhu xia tu si zhong... |
| [03:03.00] | li dai cao di shang xian hui ju neng liang.. |
| [03:14.00] | yuan shou si a ge de bang bang gei li |
| [03:15.00] | a ya ya ya a ya ya ya a ya ya ya ya |
| [03:16.40] | si da lin fu lan ke lin dou chi fen |
| [03:17.00] | a ya ya ya a ya ya ya a ya ya ya ya |
| [03:19.00] | dai huang ni ni ni ni ni ni ma si |
| [03:22.00] | yuan shou hei x4 |
| [03:23.00] | yoooooooooooooooo |
| [03:26.00] | yuan shou zha zha |
| [03:26.40] | you yong jiao lian zui hou zhu ni shen ti jian kang zai jian biao zhun jie ju |
| [00:01.00] | yuán shǒu: hēi shuāi bǐ |
| [00:04.30] | hēi |
| [00:07.00] | hēi |
| [00:08.30] | hēi |
| [00:09.20] | hēi |
| [00:10.00] | hēi |
| [00:11.00] | hēi x4 |
| [00:12.30] | gǎn shàng le fā fèng fèi |
| [00:13.00] | zhòng xiǎo bīng: hēi x4 |
| [00:15.00] | zǎo fàn all tài yìng |
| [00:16.20] | zhòng xiǎo bīng: hēi x4 |
| [00:18.00] | yuán shǒu guà diàn huà zhōng..... |
| [00:19.00] | quán míng xīng luàn wǔ |
| [00:20.00] | yǎn chàng: quán míng xīng |
| [00:21.00] | BGM: dé yòng! V. A. |
| [00:22.00] | UP: féi yú |
| [00:23.00] | jīn guǎn zhǎng: ā x16 |
| [00:25.30] | luǒ yī gē la hā chā yì qǐ gē |
| [00:27.00] | luǒ yī hā lā yì qǐ mō |
| [00:29.00] | hā x22 |
| [00:30.40] | nǐ mā duō gāo? nǐ mā duō gāo? nǐ mā duō gāo gāo? |
| [00:33.20] | yóu yǒng jiào liàn: gè wèi péng yǒu bì xū jù bèi |
| [00:34.40] | wáng yǒng píng: dǎ fēi jī de kòng zhì jì qiǎo |
| [00:36.30] | měi rì fēi: rì běn jì qiǎo tài quē fá |
| [00:37.50] | bì xū yào yǒu jīn kē lā |
| [00:39.20] | yóu yǒng jiào liàn: X ài guò chéng zhōng |
| [00:40.20] | càn le jīn kè lā |
| [00:41.00] | dàn dàn mǔ chǎn yī qiān bā |
| [00:42.00] | qīng sōng zì rú rú yú dé shuǐ |
| [00:43.20] | gé pào: měi tiān néng gòu dǎ fēi jī |
| [00:44.00] | lū x21 |
| [00:47.00] | wáng yǒng píng: nòng x21 |
| [00:50.30] | fēi jī jīng cǎi zī shì hǎo kàn |
| [00:51.00] | lán māo wú kè dōu shì zhā zhā |
| [00:52.30] | měi tiān bā pào |
| [00:53.00] | dé guó boy: gǎn jué hǎo hǎo |
| [00:54.00] | wǒ dǎ fēi jī wǒ zì háo |
| [00:55.20] | shǎo zhǔ shàng xiàn, wǔ dǎo zhōng.... |
| [01:16.30] | liú xǐng: liáng fēi fán de |
| [01:17.20] | lǎo zhōng yī: zuò gǔ shén jīng |
| [01:18.40] | diàn nǎo mài shǒu: gǎn rǎn dào le bìng dú |
| [01:19.20] | SB SB nèi zhì le sān ge SB |
| [01:21.10] | lǎo zhōng yī qǐng dǎ miǎn fèi diàn huà qiǎng gòu luó lì |
| [01:23.00] | féng gǒng qiǎng gòu luó lì |
| [01:23.50] | AIPC jǐn shòu 99 yuán |
| [01:24.40] | lǎo zhōng yī kòng bái kǒng kǒng kǒng kǒng kǒng bái kōng kōng kōng diū jī kǒng kōng kōng |
| [01:27.40] | yuán shǒu bā lā bā lā xiǎo mó xiān BGM: BAD APPLE |
| [01:37.40] | hóng jūn lǎ bā shàng xiàn BGM: jī tū! |
| [01:59.30] | lán lán lù a la a la a la la dàn dū dū dàn dū dū |
| [02:04.00] | dé guó boy: yǒu jié cāo x3 |
| [02:06.40] | guǐ jiào |
| [02:08.00] | wǒ liàn gōng fā zì zhēn xīn |
| [02:09.20] | yuán shǒu yo qī wàn gè sāo fū rén āi gè de biu |
| [02:12.40] | fēi guò lái nǐ fáng ài zán de dōu shì zhā zhā!!! |
| [02:15.00] | gǎn qiáng nǚ gàn ǎn mèi |
| [02:16.30] | wǒ cāo qì sǐ ǒu lèi |
| [02:19.30] | MC shí tou hēi wèi gǒu! |
| [02:21.00] | jīn kǎi ruì yáo tóu sān jī yǒu chē zhèn zhōng... |
| [02:31.00] | ā sān wú gē wǔ bù diàn yǐng dà chǎng miàn zhōng... |
| [02:42.00] | yī běn mǎn zú shàng xiàn fā dòng yáo tóu... |
| [02:53.00] | gé pào bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
| [02:54.00] | zhī zhū xiā shī bài de man sì bǎi dà mā |
| [02:55.00] | gé pào bìng pái pǎo |
| [02:55.30] | pào bīng yào bǎ dà mā pèng |
| [02:56.40] | dà mā pà pèng pào bīng pào |
| [02:57.40] | zhī zhū xiā tǔ sī zhōng... |
| [03:03.00] | lì dài cāo dì shàng xiàn huì jù néng liàng.. |
| [03:14.00] | yuán shǒu sì ā gē de bàng bàng gěi lì |
| [03:15.00] | ā yā yā yā ā yā yā yā ā yā yā yā ya |
| [03:16.40] | sī dà lín fù lán kè lín dōu chī fèn |
| [03:17.00] | ā yā yā yā ā yā yā yā ā yā yā yā ya |
| [03:19.00] | dài huáng ní ní ní ní ní ní mǎ sǐ |
| [03:22.00] | yuán shǒu hēi x4 |
| [03:23.00] | yoooooooooooooooo |
| [03:26.00] | yuán shǒu zhā zhā |
| [03:26.40] | yóu yǒng jiào liàn zuì hòu zhù nǐ shēn tǐ jiàn kāng zài jiàn biāo zhǔn jié jú |
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