| [00:03.06] | 五星连珠 |
| [00:07.67] | 苦佬：不如讲个笑话大家听丫,好无呀?呀,好呀呢~ |
| [00:11.22] | 有个化学老师就问佢个学生喇,”水系由咩组成架?” |
| [00:16.14] | 咁个学生就话”HIJKLMNO” |
| [00:20.29] | ”咩黎架?边个教你架?” |
| [00:22.35] | 个学生就答喇”H2O丫嘛,即系H to O啦,咪HIJKLMNO啰” |
| [00:29.47] | 哈哈……………………………………………唔work添… |
| [00:34.38] | |
| [00:46.53] | 苦荣：哗~我今日几坚呀,我做耶稣果幕,眼尾梢到个评判,几睇好我呀… |
| [00:51.88] | 苦妈：哼…你读书唔叻呀,做戏至叻… |
| [00:54.75] | 苦荣：唔… |
| [00:56.28] | 苦妈：递埋只碗俾我洗埋佢啦… |
| [00:57.95] | 苦荣：喂,妈呀…不如我第时做明星咯… |
| [00:59.55] | 苦妈：哎?唔好第时喇,宜家啦不如 |
| [01:02.27] | 苦荣：喂,唔系呀,讲真架… |
| [01:03.82] | 苦妈：唔好添呀你,染黑个大染缸呀 |
| [01:07.52] | 苦佬：喂仔呀仔,快D出黎睇下喇喂~ |
| [01:12.00] | 苦荣：乜野呀? |
| [01:13.55] | 苦佬：你睇下个广告,D狗仔几得意~ |
| [01:16.50] | 苦荣：……仲细咩…… |
| [01:17.81] | |
| [01:29.40] | 苦公：呀喇,鱼虾蟹好简单既者 |
| [01:32.27] | 小苦妹：呀… |
| [01:33.90] | 苦公：拿,你买乜,睇下开乜,开两只咪赔双倍,三只三倍啰~ |
| [01:38.72] | 小苦妹：er…但系…m…咁唔开咪无晒D钱…? |
| [01:41.98] | 苦公：系架~ |
| [01:43.08] | 小苦妹：呀~咪先咪先,点解一定要鱼虾蟹呢,点解唔可以系猪呀,大笨象或者其他公仔丫? |
| [01:50.18] | 苦公：问起我喇你… |
| [01:53.48] | 苦妈：喂阿女呀,快D冲凉喇… |
| [01:54.66] | 小苦妹：哦… |
| [01:55.53] | 苦公：点解鱼虾呢下… |
| [01:58.95] | 苦佬：丫下哎?…又播喇喎…果个广告… |
| [02:00.48] | 苦妈：仔呀,快D做下功课喇…你几万年无做过功课喇… |
| [02:02.33] | 苦公：可能以前香港呢…卖鱼搵好多钱架喎… |
| [02:04.61] | 苦佬：只狗D表情真系…有两度架喎…喂唔好咁嘈啦,睇埋广告呀…咦?亚视又播喎个广告… |
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| [00:03.06] | wu xing lian zhu |
| [00:07.67] | ku lao: bu ru jiang ge xiao hua da jia ting ya, hao wu ya? ya, hao ya ne |
| [00:11.22] | you ge hua xue lao shi jiu wen qu ge xue sheng la," shui xi you mie zu cheng jia?" |
| [00:16.14] | han ge xue sheng jiu hua" HIJKLMNO" |
| [00:20.29] | " mie li jia? bian ge jiao ni jia?" |
| [00:22.35] | ge xue sheng jiu da la" H2O ya ma, ji xi H to O la, mi HIJKLMNO luo" |
| [00:29.47] | ha ha wu work tian |
| [00:34.38] | |
| [00:46.53] | ku rong: hua wo jin ri ji jian ya, wo zuo ye su guo mu, yan wei shao dao ge ping pan, ji di hao wo ya |
| [00:51.88] | ku ma: heng ni du shu wu le ya, zuo xi zhi le |
| [00:54.75] | ku rong: wu |
| [00:56.28] | ku ma: di mai zhi wan bi wo xi mai qu la |
| [00:57.95] | ku rong: wei, ma ya bu ru wo di shi zuo ming xing ge |
| [00:59.55] | ku ma: ai? wu hao di shi la, yi jia la bu ru |
| [01:02.27] | ku rong: wei, wu xi ya, jiang zhen jia |
| [01:03.82] | ku ma: wu hao tian ya ni, ran hei ge da ran gang ya |
| [01:07.52] | ku lao: wei zi ya zi, kuai D chu li di xia la wei |
| [01:12.00] | ku rong: mie ye ya? |
| [01:13.55] | ku lao: ni di xia ge guang gao, D gou zi ji de yi |
| [01:16.50] | ku rong: zhong xi mie |
| [01:17.81] | |
| [01:29.40] | ku gong: ya la, yu xia xie hao jian dan ji zhe |
| [01:32.27] | xiao ku mei: ya |
| [01:33.90] | ku gong: na, ni mai mie, di xia kai mie, kai liang zhi mi pei shuang bei, san zhi san bei luo |
| [01:38.72] | xiao ku mei: er dan xi m han wu kai mi wu shai D qian? |
| [01:41.98] | ku gong: xi jia |
| [01:43.08] | xiao ku mei: ya mi xian mi xian, dian jie yi ding yao yu xia xie ne, dian jie wu ke yi xi zhu ya, da ben xiang huo zhe qi ta gong zai ya? |
| [01:50.18] | ku gong: wen qi wo la ni |
| [01:53.48] | ku ma: wei a nv ya, kuai D chong liang la |
| [01:54.66] | xiao ku mei: o |
| [01:55.53] | ku gong: dian jie yu xia ne xia |
| [01:58.95] | ku lao: ya xia ai? you bo la wai guo ge guang gao |
| [02:00.48] | ku ma: zi ya, kuai D zuo xia gong ke la ni ji wan nian wu zuo guo gong ke la |
| [02:02.33] | ku gong: ke neng yi qian xiang gang ne mai yu wen hao duo qian jia wai |
| [02:04.61] | ku lao: zhi gou D biao qing zhen xi you liang du jia wai wei wu hao han cao la, di mai guang gao ya yi? ya shi you bo wai ge guang gao |
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| [00:03.06] | wǔ xīng lián zhū |
| [00:07.67] | kǔ lǎo: bù rú jiǎng gè xiào huà dà jiā tīng yā, hǎo wú ya? ya, hǎo ya ne |
| [00:11.22] | yǒu gè huà xué lǎo shī jiù wèn qú gè xué shēng lǎ," shuǐ xì yóu miē zǔ chéng jià?" |
| [00:16.14] | hán gè xué shēng jiù huà" HIJKLMNO" |
| [00:20.29] | " miē lí jià? biān gè jiào nǐ jià?" |
| [00:22.35] | gè xué shēng jiù dá lǎ" H2O yā ma, jí xì H to O la, mī HIJKLMNO luō" |
| [00:29.47] | hā hā wú work tiān |
| [00:34.38] | |
| [00:46.53] | kǔ róng: huā wǒ jīn rì jǐ jiān ya, wǒ zuò yē sū guǒ mù, yǎn wěi shāo dào gè píng pàn, jǐ dì hǎo wǒ ya |
| [00:51.88] | kǔ mā: hēng nǐ dú shū wú lè ya, zuò xì zhì lè |
| [00:54.75] | kǔ róng: wú |
| [00:56.28] | kǔ mā: dì mái zhǐ wǎn bǐ wǒ xǐ mái qú la |
| [00:57.95] | kǔ róng: wèi, mā ya bù rú wǒ dì shí zuò míng xīng gē |
| [00:59.55] | kǔ mā: āi? wú hǎo dì shí lǎ, yí jiā la bù rú |
| [01:02.27] | kǔ róng: wèi, wú xì ya, jiǎng zhēn jià |
| [01:03.82] | kǔ mā: wú hǎo tiān ya nǐ, rǎn hēi gè dà rǎn gāng ya |
| [01:07.52] | kǔ lǎo: wèi zǐ ya zǐ, kuài D chū lí dì xià lǎ wèi |
| [01:12.00] | kǔ róng: miē yě ya? |
| [01:13.55] | kǔ lǎo: nǐ dì xià gè guǎng gào, D gǒu zǐ jǐ dé yì |
| [01:16.50] | kǔ róng: zhòng xì miē |
| [01:17.81] | |
| [01:29.40] | kǔ gōng: ya lǎ, yú xiā xiè hǎo jiǎn dān jì zhě |
| [01:32.27] | xiǎo kǔ mèi: ya |
| [01:33.90] | kǔ gōng: ná, nǐ mǎi miē, dì xià kāi miē, kāi liǎng zhǐ mī péi shuāng bèi, sān zhǐ sān bèi luō |
| [01:38.72] | xiǎo kǔ mèi: er dàn xì m hán wú kāi mī wú shài D qián? |
| [01:41.98] | kǔ gōng: xì jià |
| [01:43.08] | xiǎo kǔ mèi: ya mī xiān mī xiān, diǎn jiě yí dìng yào yú xiā xiè ne, diǎn jiě wú kě yǐ xì zhū ya, dà bèn xiàng huò zhě qí tā gōng zǎi yā? |
| [01:50.18] | kǔ gōng: wèn qǐ wǒ lǎ nǐ |
| [01:53.48] | kǔ mā: wèi ā nǚ ya, kuài D chōng liáng lǎ |
| [01:54.66] | xiǎo kǔ mèi: ó |
| [01:55.53] | kǔ gōng: diǎn jiě yú xiā ne xià |
| [01:58.95] | kǔ lǎo: yā xià āi? yòu bō lǎ wāi guǒ gè guǎng gào |
| [02:00.48] | kǔ mā: zǐ ya, kuài D zuò xià gōng kè lǎ nǐ jǐ wàn nián wú zuò guò gōng kè lǎ |
| [02:02.33] | kǔ gōng: kě néng yǐ qián xiāng gǎng ne mài yú wèn hǎo duō qián jià wāi |
| [02:04.61] | kǔ lǎo: zhǐ gǒu D biǎo qíng zhēn xì yǒu liǎng dù jià wāi wèi wú hǎo hán cáo la, dì mái guǎng gào ya yí? yà shì yòu bō wāi gè guǎng gào |
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