| [00:13.74] | 我是一名优秀的神投手 |
| [00:15.20] | 我是村里的一名年轻的优秀的神投手 |
| [00:17.14] | 我是村里仅存的唯一一名优秀的年轻的神投手 |
| [00:19.67] | 我是一名神投手 |
| [00:20.62] | 我是一名漂在水上的剔剔牙的神投手 |
| [00:22.29] | 我是优秀的一名年轻的村里仅存的年纪不大的神投手 |
| [00:25.29] | 我是村里仅存的唯一一名优秀的年轻的神投手 |
| [00:27.43] | 我是一名优秀的神投手 |
| [00:32.75] | |
| [00:36.57] | 我喜欢堕落的感觉 |
| [00:39.09] | 我的爸爸也是这样 |
| [00:42.14] | 我们都没有在最该堕落的时候堕落 |
| [00:45.03] | 可能因为，我们都是老实人 |
| [00:49.62] | 老实人的疯狂总是迟到 |
| [00:51.67] | 但那是一种蓄力的反弹，比跳水的位置更高 |
| [00:55.62] | 我曾劝我爸爸使用毒品，他拒绝了 |
| [00:58.77] | 他和无数这个岁数的男人一样 |
| [01:01.08] | 拥有电视、酒精和麻将 |
| [01:03.79] | 如果说他的疯狂是种失落的话 |
| [01:05.98] | 那么我的疯狂，更像是开拓 |
| [01:08.31] | 也就是说，人生从那一刻开始更像一个长长的楼道 |
| [01:14.03] | 你很清楚自己的房间在哪 |
| [01:16.03] | 但却毫不犹豫的，撬开别人家的门，走了进去。 |
| [01:21.43] | |
| [01:22.01] | 你看，我手里是什么 |
| [01:24.06] | 一个骰子？ |
| [01:26.00] | 不，一个上帝 |
| [01:28.12] | 我不信上帝 |
| [01:29.54] | 我也不信 |
| [01:30.93] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:33.05] | 但咱们还是玩一把吧 |
| [01:35.05] | 如果投到23456 |
| [01:37.27] | 我就带你去宇宙 |
| [01:39.09] | 如果投到1—— |
| [01:51.56] | 你就为我下一个蛋 |
| [00:13.74] | wo shi yi ming you xiu de shen tou shou |
| [00:15.20] | wo shi cun li de yi ming nian qing de you xiu de shen tou shou |
| [00:17.14] | wo shi cun li jin cun de wei yi yi ming you xiu de nian qing de shen tou shou |
| [00:19.67] | wo shi yi ming shen tou shou |
| [00:20.62] | wo shi yi ming piao zai shui shang de ti ti ya de shen tou shou |
| [00:22.29] | wo shi you xiu de yi ming nian qing de cun li jin cun de nian ji bu da de shen tou shou |
| [00:25.29] | wo shi cun li jin cun de wei yi yi ming you xiu de nian qing de shen tou shou |
| [00:27.43] | wo shi yi ming you xiu de shen tou shou |
| [00:32.75] | |
| [00:36.57] | wo xi huan duo luo de gan jue |
| [00:39.09] | wo de ba ba ye shi zhe yang |
| [00:42.14] | wo men dou mei you zai zui gai duo luo de shi hou duo luo |
| [00:45.03] | ke neng yin wei, wo men dou shi lao shi ren |
| [00:49.62] | lao shi ren de feng kuang zong shi chi dao |
| [00:51.67] | dan na shi yi zhong xu li de fan dan, bi tiao shui de wei zhi geng gao |
| [00:55.62] | wo ceng quan wo ba ba shi yong du pin, ta ju jue le |
| [00:58.77] | ta he wu shu zhe ge sui shu de nan ren yi yang |
| [01:01.08] | yong you dian shi jiu jing he ma jiang |
| [01:03.79] | ru guo shuo ta de feng kuang shi zhong shi luo de hua |
| [01:05.98] | na me wo de feng kuang, geng xiang shi kai tuo |
| [01:08.31] | ye jiu shi shuo, ren sheng cong na yi ke kai shi geng xiang yi ge chang chang de lou dao |
| [01:14.03] | ni hen qing chu zi ji de fang jian zai na |
| [01:16.03] | dan que hao bu you yu de, qiao kai bie ren jia de men, zou le jin qu. |
| [01:21.43] | |
| [01:22.01] | ni kan, wo shou li shi shen me |
| [01:24.06] | yi ge tou zi? |
| [01:26.00] | bu, yi ge shang di |
| [01:28.12] | wo bu xin shang di |
| [01:29.54] | wo ye bu xin |
| [01:30.93] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:33.05] | dan zan men hai shi wan yi ba ba |
| [01:35.05] | ru guo tou dao 23456 |
| [01:37.27] | wo jiu dai ni qu yu zhou |
| [01:39.09] | ru guo tou dao 1 |
| [01:51.56] | ni jiu wei wo xia yi ge dan |
| [00:13.74] | wǒ shì yī míng yōu xiù de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:15.20] | wǒ shì cūn lǐ de yī míng nián qīng de yōu xiù de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:17.14] | wǒ shì cūn lǐ jǐn cún de wéi yī yī míng yōu xiù de nián qīng de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:19.67] | wǒ shì yī míng shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:20.62] | wǒ shì yī míng piào zài shuǐ shàng de tī tī yá de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:22.29] | wǒ shì yōu xiù de yī míng nián qīng de cūn lǐ jǐn cún de nián jì bù dà de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:25.29] | wǒ shì cūn lǐ jǐn cún de wéi yī yī míng yōu xiù de nián qīng de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:27.43] | wǒ shì yī míng yōu xiù de shén tóu shǒu |
| [00:32.75] | |
| [00:36.57] | wǒ xǐ huān duò luò de gǎn jué |
| [00:39.09] | wǒ de bà bà yě shì zhè yàng |
| [00:42.14] | wǒ men dōu méi yǒu zài zuì gāi duò luò de shí hòu duò luò |
| [00:45.03] | kě néng yīn wèi, wǒ men dōu shì lǎo shí rén |
| [00:49.62] | lǎo shí rén de fēng kuáng zǒng shì chí dào |
| [00:51.67] | dàn nà shi yī zhǒng xù lì de fǎn dàn, bǐ tiào shuǐ de wèi zhì gèng gāo |
| [00:55.62] | wǒ céng quàn wǒ bà bà shǐ yòng dú pǐn, tā jù jué le |
| [00:58.77] | tā hé wú shù zhè gè suì shù de nán rén yí yàng |
| [01:01.08] | yōng yǒu diàn shì jiǔ jīng hé má jiàng |
| [01:03.79] | rú guǒ shuō tā de fēng kuáng shì zhǒng shī luò de huà |
| [01:05.98] | nà me wǒ de fēng kuáng, gèng xiàng shì kāi tuò |
| [01:08.31] | yě jiù shì shuō, rén shēng cóng nà yī kè kāi shǐ gèng xiàng yí gè cháng cháng de lóu dào |
| [01:14.03] | nǐ hěn qīng chǔ zì jǐ de fáng jiān zài nǎ |
| [01:16.03] | dàn què háo bù yóu yù de, qiào kāi bié rén jiā de mén, zǒu le jìn qù. |
| [01:21.43] | |
| [01:22.01] | nǐ kàn, wǒ shǒu lǐ shì shén me |
| [01:24.06] | yí gè tóu zǐ? |
| [01:26.00] | bù, yí gè shàng dì |
| [01:28.12] | wǒ bù xìn shàng dì |
| [01:29.54] | wǒ yě bù xìn |
| [01:30.93] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:33.05] | dàn zán men hái shì wán yī bǎ ba |
| [01:35.05] | rú guǒ tóu dào 23456 |
| [01:37.27] | wǒ jiù dài nǐ qù yǔ zhòu |
| [01:39.09] | rú guǒ tóu dào 1 |
| [01:51.56] | nǐ jiù wèi wǒ xià yī ge dàn |
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