| [00:16.87] | 伦桑：放假回到了家里 |
| [00:18.68] | 感觉屋子有点挤 |
| [00:20.83] | 全他喵的都是亲戚 |
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| [00:24.65] | 小乖：七大姑和八大姨 |
| [00:26.55] | 明明关系不咋滴 |
| [00:28.35] | 总要逮你问上几句 |
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| [00:31.93] | 阿捷：小的时候他们总要 关心我学习 |
| [00:35.98] | 问我期末考试咋样 班级排第几 |
| [00:39.76] | 我说我是全班前五 她说得努力 |
| [00:43.65] | 我的儿子年级第二 你吹牛B |
| [00:47.68] | |
| [00:47.69] | 丁丁：从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [00:51.46] | 听的烦躁还不能说 |
| [00:54.86] | 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多 |
| [00:58.95] | 要不要给你广播 播播播播播 |
| [01:02.94] | |
| [01:02.95] | 子轩：从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [01:06.50] | 关你啥事问这么多 |
| [01:10.21] | 混的好混的搓有没有老婆 |
| [01:14.09] | 你问了又能做什么 |
| [01:18.66] | |
| [01:33.61] | 卡修：不能呆在家里面 |
| [01:35.41] | 相亲对象天天见 |
| [01:37.40] | 没一个能看得上眼 |
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| [01:41.44] | 蛙婶：结婚也没好一点 |
| [01:43.21] | 父母还在碎碎念 |
| [01:45.19] | 啥时候怀 定个时间 |
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| [01:48.95] | 小荣：生了宝宝又要问你 奶粉多少钱 |
| [01:52.64] | 长大一点又要问你 哪个幼儿园 |
| [01:56.48] | 上了小学逢年过节 亲朋来相见 |
| [02:00.22] | 又要问你考得咋样 昨日重现 |
| [02:04.44] | |
| [02:04.45] | B君：从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [02:08.08] | 听的烦躁还不能说 |
| [02:11.50] | 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多 |
| [02:15.42] | 要不要给你广播 播播播播播 |
| [02:19.77] | |
| [02:19.78] | 五音：从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [02:23.41] | 关你啥事问这么多 |
| [02:26.95] | 混的好混的搓有没有老婆 |
| [02:30.81] | 你问了又能做什么 |
| [02:35.07] | |
| [02:50.51] | 合唱：从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [02:54.03] | 听的烦躁还不能说 |
| [02:57.61] | 你家的媳妇漂亮儿子钱多 |
| [03:01.54] | 要不要给你广播 播播播播播 |
| [03:05.74] | |
| [03:05.75] | 从来就没消呀消停过 |
| [03:09.44] | 关你啥事问这么多 |
| [03:12.94] | 混的好混的搓有没有老婆 |
| [03:16.83] | 你问了又能做什么 |
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| [00:16.87] | lun sang: fang jia hui dao le jia li |
| [00:18.68] | gan jue wu zi you dian ji |
| [00:20.83] | quan ta miao de dou shi qin qi |
| [00:24.31] | |
| [00:24.65] | xiao guai: qi da gu he ba da yi |
| [00:26.55] | ming ming guan xi bu za di |
| [00:28.35] | zong yao dai ni wen shang ji ju |
| [00:31.92] | |
| [00:31.93] | a jie: xiao de shi hou ta men zong yao guan xin wo xue xi |
| [00:35.98] | wen wo qi mo kao shi za yang ban ji pai di ji |
| [00:39.76] | wo shuo wo shi quan ban qian wu ta shuo de nu li |
| [00:43.65] | wo de er zi nian ji di er ni chui niu B |
| [00:47.68] | |
| [00:47.69] | ding ding: cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [00:51.46] | ting de fan zao hai bu neng shuo |
| [00:54.86] | ni jia de xi fu piao liang er zi qian duo |
| [00:58.95] | yao bu yao gei ni guang bo bo bo bo bo bo |
| [01:02.94] | |
| [01:02.95] | zi xuan: cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [01:06.50] | guan ni sha shi wen zhe me duo |
| [01:10.21] | hun de hao hun de cuo you mei you lao po |
| [01:14.09] | ni wen le you neng zuo shi mo |
| [01:18.66] | |
| [01:33.61] | ka xiu: bu neng dai zai jia li mian |
| [01:35.41] | xiang qin dui xiang tian tian jian |
| [01:37.40] | mei yi ge neng kan de shang yan |
| [01:40.35] | |
| [01:41.44] | wa shen: jie hun ye mei hao yi dian |
| [01:43.21] | fu mu hai zai sui sui nian |
| [01:45.19] | sha shi hou huai ding ge shi jian |
| [01:48.50] | |
| [01:48.95] | xiao rong: sheng le bao bao you yao wen ni nai fen duo shao qian |
| [01:52.64] | zhang da yi dian you yao wen ni nei ge you er yuan |
| [01:56.48] | shang le xiao xue feng nian guo jie qin peng lai xiang jian |
| [02:00.22] | you yao wen ni kao de za yang zuo ri chong xian |
| [02:04.44] | |
| [02:04.45] | B jun: cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [02:08.08] | ting de fan zao hai bu neng shuo |
| [02:11.50] | ni jia de xi fu piao liang er zi qian duo |
| [02:15.42] | yao bu yao gei ni guang bo bo bo bo bo bo |
| [02:19.77] | |
| [02:19.78] | wu yin: cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [02:23.41] | guan ni sha shi wen zhe me duo |
| [02:26.95] | hun de hao hun de cuo you mei you lao po |
| [02:30.81] | ni wen le you neng zuo shi mo |
| [02:35.07] | |
| [02:50.51] | he chang: cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [02:54.03] | ting de fan zao hai bu neng shuo |
| [02:57.61] | ni jia de xi fu piao liang er zi qian duo |
| [03:01.54] | yao bu yao gei ni guang bo bo bo bo bo bo |
| [03:05.74] | |
| [03:05.75] | cong lai jiu mei xiao ya xiao ting guo |
| [03:09.44] | guan ni sha shi wen zhe me duo |
| [03:12.94] | hun de hao hun de cuo you mei you lao po |
| [03:16.83] | ni wen le you neng zuo shi mo |
| [03:22.19] |
| [00:16.87] | lún sāng: fàng jià huí dào le jiā lǐ |
| [00:18.68] | gǎn jué wū zi yǒu diǎn jǐ |
| [00:20.83] | quán tā miāo de dōu shì qīn qī |
| [00:24.31] | |
| [00:24.65] | xiǎo guāi: qī dà gū hé bā dà yí |
| [00:26.55] | míng míng guān xì bù zǎ dī |
| [00:28.35] | zǒng yào dǎi nǐ wèn shàng jǐ jù |
| [00:31.92] | |
| [00:31.93] | ā jié: xiǎo de shí hòu tā men zǒng yào guān xīn wǒ xué xí |
| [00:35.98] | wèn wǒ qī mò kǎo shì zǎ yàng bān jí pái dì jǐ |
| [00:39.76] | wǒ shuō wǒ shì quán bān qián wǔ tā shuō de nǔ lì |
| [00:43.65] | wǒ de ér zi nián jí dì èr nǐ chuī niú B |
| [00:47.68] | |
| [00:47.69] | dīng dīng: cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [00:51.46] | tīng de fán zào hái bù néng shuō |
| [00:54.86] | nǐ jiā de xí fù piào liàng ér zi qián duō |
| [00:58.95] | yào bú yào gěi nǐ guǎng bō bō bō bō bō bō |
| [01:02.94] | |
| [01:02.95] | zi xuān: cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [01:06.50] | guān nǐ shà shì wèn zhè me duō |
| [01:10.21] | hùn de hǎo hùn de cuō yǒu méi yǒu lǎo pó |
| [01:14.09] | nǐ wèn le yòu néng zuò shí mǒ |
| [01:18.66] | |
| [01:33.61] | kǎ xiū: bù néng dāi zài jiā lǐ miàn |
| [01:35.41] | xiāng qīn duì xiàng tiān tiān jiàn |
| [01:37.40] | méi yí gè néng kàn de shàng yǎn |
| [01:40.35] | |
| [01:41.44] | wā shěn: jié hūn yě méi hǎo yì diǎn |
| [01:43.21] | fù mǔ hái zài suì suì niàn |
| [01:45.19] | shà shí hòu huái dìng gè shí jiān |
| [01:48.50] | |
| [01:48.95] | xiǎo róng: shēng le bǎo bǎo yòu yào wèn nǐ nǎi fěn duō shǎo qián |
| [01:52.64] | zhǎng dà yì diǎn yòu yào wèn nǐ něi gè yòu ér yuán |
| [01:56.48] | shàng le xiǎo xué féng nián guò jié qīn péng lái xiāng jiàn |
| [02:00.22] | yòu yào wèn nǐ kǎo dé zǎ yàng zuó rì chóng xiàn |
| [02:04.44] | |
| [02:04.45] | B jūn: cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [02:08.08] | tīng de fán zào hái bù néng shuō |
| [02:11.50] | nǐ jiā de xí fù piào liàng ér zi qián duō |
| [02:15.42] | yào bú yào gěi nǐ guǎng bō bō bō bō bō bō |
| [02:19.77] | |
| [02:19.78] | wǔ yīn: cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [02:23.41] | guān nǐ shà shì wèn zhè me duō |
| [02:26.95] | hùn de hǎo hùn de cuō yǒu méi yǒu lǎo pó |
| [02:30.81] | nǐ wèn le yòu néng zuò shí mǒ |
| [02:35.07] | |
| [02:50.51] | hé chàng: cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [02:54.03] | tīng de fán zào hái bù néng shuō |
| [02:57.61] | nǐ jiā de xí fù piào liàng ér zi qián duō |
| [03:01.54] | yào bú yào gěi nǐ guǎng bō bō bō bō bō bō |
| [03:05.74] | |
| [03:05.75] | cóng lái jiù méi xiāo ya xiāo tíng guò |
| [03:09.44] | guān nǐ shà shì wèn zhè me duō |
| [03:12.94] | hùn de hǎo hùn de cuō yǒu méi yǒu lǎo pó |
| [03:16.83] | nǐ wèn le yòu néng zuò shí mǒ |
| [03:22.19] |
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