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[ar:新街口组合] | |
[00:09.955] | 驴牌手提包这是大H 腰带 |
[00:11.879] | 格子围巾这是富二代 |
[00:13.732] | 怎么脚上一双鸿星尔克 |
[00:15.927] | 原来是TO BE NO.1 |
[00:17.730] | 穿西服必须配运动鞋 |
[00:19.680] | 穿运动服必须配皮鞋 |
[00:21.728] | 看上去他好像腰缠万贯 |
[00:23.893] | 可这混搭让我有点混乱 |
[00:25.993] | 你跟他聊北京国安 |
[00:27.828] | 他跟你聊福布斯榜单 |
[00:29.960] | 硬是要装上流社会 |
[00:31.584] | 跟着种人你没法聊天 |
[00:33.827] | 蓝牙耳机连接IPAD |
[00:35.776] | 时常吃午饭也得看新闻 |
[00:37.937] | 用大富翁4研究股市 |
[00:39.894] | 为露腰带不提裤子 |
[00:42.12] | 方明明是中国人老喜欢叫别人叫英文名 |
[00:45.690] | 中文和英西日法德意文混搭着说话 |
[00:49.989] | 非人类的语言书面语无论怎么断句都读不通 |
[00:53.804] | 能说法语绝不说英语能说英语绝不说中文 |
[00:58.47] | 你就装你就装猪鼻子插葱装象 |
[01:01.973] | 评论家文艺腔你全靠豆瓣滋养 |
[01:05.752] | 你就装你就装小母牛要翻单杠 |
[01:09.652] | 朋友圈炫聊天你无病呻吟闲浪 |
[01:13.951] | 脖子上勒个18K 铜的链 |
[01:15.966] | 装自己好像黑社.会骨干 |
[01:18.167] | 头像的照片要有方向盘 |
[01:20.122] | 那一车的贴纸好称改装车王 |
[01:22.303] | 嘴上磕烟带个墨镜 |
[01:23.943] | 看见女孩油门就往死里踹 |
[01:26.86] | 四缸的车当八缸踹 |
[01:27.800] | 见谁都一见钟情跟谁有真爱 |
[01:29.973] | 看电影必须要看首映 |
[01:31.919] | 吃饭先问有WIFI 的餐厅 |
[01:34.41] | 这不喜欢那也不行 |
[01:35.884] | 看别人好像全都有病 |
[01:37.922] | 买菜去超市买衣服去农贸 |
[01:40.115] | 华伦天奴配地摊货手表 |
[01:42.01] | 没地方报销还随时要发票 |
[01:44.85] | 裤腰带提的更高还以为很屌 |
[01:46.245] | 你就装你就装猪鼻子插葱装象 |
[01:49.746] | 评论家文艺腔你全靠豆瓣滋养 |
[01:53.843] | 你就装你就装小母牛要翻单杠 |
[01:57.756] | 朋友圈炫聊天你无病呻吟闲浪 |
[02:01.806] | 晚上穿上最贵的一身嗨服 |
[02:04.63] | 半夜店拍好多的图片 |
[02:05.998] | 和自己有点暧昧关系 |
[02:07.743] | 拿别人的卡西欧拍上炫耀 |
[02:09.827] | 善于保养精通化妆 |
[02:11.797] | 把刚切好的的面具成块儿状 |
[02:14.57] | 所以不敢有太大的面部动作 |
[02:16.477] | 怕一不小心大面积脱落 |
[02:18.213] | 一堆的化妆品夹着传销册 |
[02:20.94] | 密密麻麻牌子放着好几十个 |
[02:22.290] | 其实都是哭着喊着 |
[02:23.905] | 求别人用那剩下的瓶子 |
[02:25.934] | 说都是自己用过的 |
[02:27.688] | 小心花露水的瓶子可别忘了 |
[02:30.91] | 我感觉你不会再爱了 |
[02:31.877] | 快饿死了还说减肥呢 |
[02:33.505] | 你就装你就装猪鼻子插葱装象 |
[02:37.391] | 评论家文艺腔你全靠豆瓣滋养 |
[02:41.708] | 你就装你就装小母牛要翻单杠 |
[02:45.662] | 朋友圈炫聊天你无病呻吟闲浪 |
ti: ni jiu zhuang | |
ar: xin jie kou zu he | |
[00:09.955] | lv pai shou ti bao zhe shi da H yao dai |
[00:11.879] | ge zi wei jin zhe shi fu er dai |
[00:13.732] | zen me jiao shang yi shuang hong xing er ke |
[00:15.927] | yuan lai shi TO BE NO. 1 |
[00:17.730] | chuan xi fu bi xu pei yun dong xie |
[00:19.680] | chuan yun dong fu bi xu pei pi xie |
[00:21.728] | kan shang qu ta hao xiang yao chan wan guan |
[00:23.893] | ke zhe hun da rang wo you dian hun luan |
[00:25.993] | ni gen ta liao bei jing guo an |
[00:27.828] | ta gen ni liao fu bu si bang dan |
[00:29.960] | ying shi yao zhuang shang liu she hui |
[00:31.584] | gen zhe zhong ren ni mei fa liao tian |
[00:33.827] | lan ya er ji lian jie IPAD |
[00:35.776] | shi chang chi wu fan ye de kan xin wen |
[00:37.937] | yong da fu weng 4 yan jiu gu shi |
[00:39.894] | wei lu yao dai bu ti ku zi |
[00:42.12] | fang ming ming shi zhong guo ren lao xi huan jiao bie ren jiao ying wen ming |
[00:45.690] | zhong wen he ying xi ri fa de yi wen hun da zhe shuo hua |
[00:49.989] | fei ren lei de yu yan shu mian yu wu lun zen me duan ju dou du bu tong |
[00:53.804] | neng shuo fa yu jue bu shuo ying yu neng shuo ying yu jue bu shuo zhong wen |
[00:58.47] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang zhu bi zi cha cong zhuang xiang |
[01:01.973] | ping lun jia wen yi qiang ni quan kao dou ban zi yang |
[01:05.752] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang xiao mu niu yao fan dan gang |
[01:09.652] | peng you quan xuan liao tian ni wu bing shen yin xian lang |
[01:13.951] | bo zi shang lei ge 18K tong de lian |
[01:15.966] | zhuang zi ji hao xiang hei she. hui gu gan |
[01:18.167] | tou xiang de zhao pian yao you fang xiang pan |
[01:20.122] | na yi che de tie zhi hao cheng gai zhuang che wang |
[01:22.303] | zui shang ke yan dai ge mo jing |
[01:23.943] | kan jian nv hai you men jiu wang si li chuai |
[01:26.86] | si gang de che dang ba gang chuai |
[01:27.800] | jian shui dou yi jian zhong qing gen shui you zhen ai |
[01:29.973] | kan dian ying bi xu yao kan shou ying |
[01:31.919] | chi fan xian wen you WIFI de can ting |
[01:34.41] | zhe bu xi huan na ye bu xing |
[01:35.884] | kan bie ren hao xiang quan dou you bing |
[01:37.922] | mai cai qu chao shi mai yi fu qu nong mao |
[01:40.115] | hua lun tian nu pei di tan huo shou biao |
[01:42.01] | mo di fang bao xiao hai sui shi yao fa piao |
[01:44.85] | ku yao dai ti de geng gao hai yi wei hen diao |
[01:46.245] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang zhu bi zi cha cong zhuang xiang |
[01:49.746] | ping lun jia wen yi qiang ni quan kao dou ban zi yang |
[01:53.843] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang xiao mu niu yao fan dan gang |
[01:57.756] | peng you quan xuan liao tian ni wu bing shen yin xian lang |
[02:01.806] | wan shang chuan shang zui gui de yi shen hai fu |
[02:04.63] | ban ye dian pai hao duo de tu pian |
[02:05.998] | he zi ji you dian ai mei guan xi |
[02:07.743] | na bie ren di ka xi ou pai shang xuan yao |
[02:09.827] | shan yu bao yang jing tong hua zhuang |
[02:11.797] | ba gang qie hao de de mian ju cheng kuai er zhuang |
[02:14.57] | suo yi bu gan you tai da de mian bu dong zuo |
[02:16.477] | pa yi bu xiao xin da mian ji tuo luo |
[02:18.213] | yi dui de hua zhuang pin jia zhe chuan xiao ce |
[02:20.94] | mi mi ma m pai zi fang zhe hao ji shi ge |
[02:22.290] | qi shi dou shi ku zhe han zhe |
[02:23.905] | qiu bie ren yong na sheng xia de ping zi |
[02:25.934] | shuo dou shi zi ji yong guo de |
[02:27.688] | xiao xin hua lu shui de ping zi ke bie wang le |
[02:30.91] | wo gan jue ni bu hui zai ai le |
[02:31.877] | kuai e si le hai shuo jian fei ne |
[02:33.505] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang zhu bi zi cha cong zhuang xiang |
[02:37.391] | ping lun jia wen yi qiang ni quan kao dou ban zi yang |
[02:41.708] | ni jiu zhuang ni jiu zhuang xiao mu niu yao fan dan gang |
[02:45.662] | peng you quan xuan liao tian ni wu bing shen yin xian lang |
ti: nǐ jiù zhuāng | |
ar: xīn jiē kǒu zǔ hé | |
[00:09.955] | lǘ pái shǒu tí bāo zhè shì dà H yāo dài |
[00:11.879] | gé zi wéi jīn zhè shì fù èr dài |
[00:13.732] | zěn me jiǎo shàng yī shuāng hóng xīng ěr kè |
[00:15.927] | yuán lái shì TO BE NO. 1 |
[00:17.730] | chuān xī fú bì xū pèi yùn dòng xié |
[00:19.680] | chuān yùn dòng fú bì xū pèi pí xié |
[00:21.728] | kàn shang qu tā hǎo xiàng yāo chán wàn guàn |
[00:23.893] | kě zhè hùn dā ràng wǒ yǒu diǎn hùn luàn |
[00:25.993] | nǐ gēn tā liáo běi jīng guó ān |
[00:27.828] | tā gēn nǐ liáo fú bù sī bǎng dān |
[00:29.960] | yìng shì yào zhuāng shàng liú shè huì |
[00:31.584] | gēn zhe zhǒng rén nǐ méi fǎ liáo tiān |
[00:33.827] | lán yá ěr jī lián jiē IPAD |
[00:35.776] | shí cháng chī wǔ fàn yě de kàn xīn wén |
[00:37.937] | yòng dà fù wēng 4 yán jiū gǔ shì |
[00:39.894] | wèi lù yāo dài bù tí kù zi |
[00:42.12] | fāng míng míng shì zhōng guó rén lǎo xǐ huān jiào bié rén jiào yīng wén míng |
[00:45.690] | zhōng wén hé yīng xī rì fǎ dé yì wén hùn dā zhe shuō huà |
[00:49.989] | fēi rén lèi de yǔ yán shū miàn yǔ wú lùn zěn me duàn jù dōu dú bù tōng |
[00:53.804] | néng shuō fǎ yǔ jué bù shuō yīng yǔ néng shuō yīng yǔ jué bù shuō zhōng wén |
[00:58.47] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng zhū bí zi chā cōng zhuāng xiàng |
[01:01.973] | píng lùn jiā wén yì qiāng nǐ quán kào dòu bàn zī yǎng |
[01:05.752] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng xiǎo mǔ niú yào fān dān gàng |
[01:09.652] | péng yǒu quān xuàn liáo tiān nǐ wú bìng shēn yín xián làng |
[01:13.951] | bó zi shàng lēi gè 18K tóng de liàn |
[01:15.966] | zhuāng zì jǐ hǎo xiàng hēi shè. huì gǔ gàn |
[01:18.167] | tóu xiàng de zhào piān yào yǒu fāng xiàng pán |
[01:20.122] | nà yī chē de tiē zhǐ hǎo chēng gǎi zhuāng chē wáng |
[01:22.303] | zuǐ shàng kē yān dài gè mò jìng |
[01:23.943] | kàn jiàn nǚ hái yóu mén jiù wǎng sǐ lǐ chuài |
[01:26.86] | sì gāng de chē dāng bā gāng chuài |
[01:27.800] | jiàn shuí dōu yī jiàn zhōng qíng gēn shuí yǒu zhēn ài |
[01:29.973] | kàn diàn yǐng bì xū yào kàn shǒu yìng |
[01:31.919] | chī fàn xiān wèn yǒu WIFI de cān tīng |
[01:34.41] | zhè bù xǐ huān nà yě bù xíng |
[01:35.884] | kàn bié rén hǎo xiàng quán dōu yǒu bìng |
[01:37.922] | mǎi cài qù chāo shì mǎi yī fú qù nóng mào |
[01:40.115] | huá lún tiān nú pèi dì tān huò shǒu biǎo |
[01:42.01] | mò dì fāng bào xiāo hái suí shí yào fā piào |
[01:44.85] | kù yāo dài tí de gèng gāo hái yǐ wéi hěn diǎo |
[01:46.245] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng zhū bí zi chā cōng zhuāng xiàng |
[01:49.746] | píng lùn jiā wén yì qiāng nǐ quán kào dòu bàn zī yǎng |
[01:53.843] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng xiǎo mǔ niú yào fān dān gàng |
[01:57.756] | péng yǒu quān xuàn liáo tiān nǐ wú bìng shēn yín xián làng |
[02:01.806] | wǎn shàng chuān shang zuì guì de yī shēn hāi fú |
[02:04.63] | bàn yè diàn pāi hǎo duō de tú piàn |
[02:05.998] | hé zì jǐ yǒu diǎn ài mèi guān xì |
[02:07.743] | ná bié rén dí kǎ xī ōu pāi shàng xuàn yào |
[02:09.827] | shàn yú bǎo yǎng jīng tōng huà zhuāng |
[02:11.797] | bǎ gāng qiè hǎo de de miàn jù chéng kuài ér zhuàng |
[02:14.57] | suǒ yǐ bù gǎn yǒu tài dà de miàn bù dòng zuò |
[02:16.477] | pà yī bù xiǎo xīn dà miàn jī tuō luò |
[02:18.213] | yī duī de huà zhuāng pǐn jiā zhe chuán xiāo cè |
[02:20.94] | mì mì mā m pái zi fàng zhe hǎo jǐ shí gè |
[02:22.290] | qí shí dōu shì kū zhe hǎn zhe |
[02:23.905] | qiú bié rén yòng nà shèng xià de píng zi |
[02:25.934] | shuō dōu shì zì jǐ yòng guò de |
[02:27.688] | xiǎo xīn huā lù shuǐ de píng zi kě bié wàng le |
[02:30.91] | wǒ gǎn jué nǐ bú huì zài ài le |
[02:31.877] | kuài è sǐ le hái shuō jiǎn féi ne |
[02:33.505] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng zhū bí zi chā cōng zhuāng xiàng |
[02:37.391] | píng lùn jiā wén yì qiāng nǐ quán kào dòu bàn zī yǎng |
[02:41.708] | nǐ jiù zhuāng nǐ jiù zhuāng xiǎo mǔ niú yào fān dān gàng |
[02:45.662] | péng yǒu quān xuàn liáo tiān nǐ wú bìng shēn yín xián làng |