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Who does she think she is? |
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That girl has tangled with the wrong man! |
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Darn right! |
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No one says, "No" to Gaston! |
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Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated! |
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It's more than I can bear |
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More beer? |
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What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced |
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Who you? Never! |
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Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together |
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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston |
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Looking so down in the dumps |
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Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston |
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Even when taking your lumps |
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There's no man in town as admired as you |
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You're everyone's favorite guy |
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Everyone's awed and inspired by you |
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And it's not very hard to see why |
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No one's slick as Gaston |
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No one's quick as Gaston |
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No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's |
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For there's no man in town half as manly |
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Perfect, a pure paragon! |
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You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley |
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And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on |
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No one's been like Gaston |
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A kingpin like Gaston |
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No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston |
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As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! |
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My, what a guy, that Gaston! |
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Give five, "Hurrahs!" |
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Give twelve, "Hip hips!" |
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Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips |
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No one fights like Gaston |
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Douses lights like Gaston |
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In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston |
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For there's no one as burly and brawny |
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As you see I've got biceps to spare |
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Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny |
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That's right! |
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And every last inch of me's covered with hair |
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No one hits like Gaston |
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Matches wits like Gaston |
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In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston |
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I'm especially good at expectorating! |
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Ten points for Gaston! |
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When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs |
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Every morning to help me get large |
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And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs |
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So I'm roughly the size of a barge! |
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My, what a guy, that Gaston! |
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Hold |
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Girls, girls, girls, please |
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There's plenty for all |
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Oh yeah |
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[Incomprehensible] |
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No one shoots like Gaston |
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Makes those beauts like Gaston |
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Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston |
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I use antlers in all of my decorating! |
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My, what a guy, Gaston! |
