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Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu |
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He's got a beak and feathers and things, but the poor old fella ain't got no wings |
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"Aren't you jealous of the wedge-tail eagle?" - dom ba da little da da da |
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(Spoken in tempo) "While the eagle's flying round and round, I keep my two feet firmly on the ground |
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I can't fly, but I'm telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo". |
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doo dee ba doo doo doo , boo da da doot doo doo doo |
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He can't fly, but I'm telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo. |
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Well he was the model for the fifty cents - oom ba da little da da da |
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The designer should have had more sense - oom ba da little da da da |
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If you take a look, it'll prove to you, I ran the pants off that kangaroo. |
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Doo dee ba doo doo doo...Boo da da doot doo doo.. |
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Take a look it'll prove to you, he can run the pants off the kangaroo. |
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You can't loop the loop like a cockatoo - Oom ba da little da da da |
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Swoop and toss like an albatross - Oom ba da little da da da |
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"You silly galah, I'm better by far, than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar; |
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They squeak and squawk and try to talk, why me and them's like cheese and chalk" |
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Ba da da Doo dee ba doo doo doo...Boo da da doot doo doo doo |
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He can't fly but I'm telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo... |
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Well the last time I saw Old Man Emu - Oom ba da little da da da |
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He was chasing a female he knew - Oom ba da little da da da |
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As he shot past I heard him say "She can't fly, but I'm telling you |
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She could run the pants off a kangaroo". - |
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Ba da da Doo dee ba doo doo doo Doo dee ba doo doo doo...Boo da da doot doo doo doo |
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She can't fly but I'm telling you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo |
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Well there is a moral to this ditty - Oom ba da little da da da |
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Thrush can sing but he ain't pretty - Oom ba da little da da da |
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Duck can swim, but he can't sing, nor can the eagle on the wing |
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Emu can't fly, but I'm telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo. |
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Well the kookaburra laughed and said "It's true, oom ba da little da da da, |
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hoo, He can run the pants off a kangaroo" |