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Havin a barbie by the river |
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With no one else around |
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A tropical honeymoon |
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Knockin a Four X down |
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She was standin in the water |
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Eatin a pumpkin scone |
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When CRUNCH! she was gone |
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They were doin the crocodile roll |
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The woman and the reptile |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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Down came her husband |
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With a gun and a carving knife |
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To slaughter every crocodile |
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for takin his darling wife |
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Spoken |
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You can't go round eating Queenslanders |
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You overgrown goannas |
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I'll turn You all into shoes |
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CRUNCH! |
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It was in the news |
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They were doin the crocodile roll |
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The husband and the reptile |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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Down came his bloodhound |
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With mangy curly hair |
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Picked up the scent |
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Away he went |
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Arse in the air |
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Then the dog got carried away |
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And ran out on a log |
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When CRUNCH! no more dog |
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They were doin the crocodile roll |
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The canine and the reptile |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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Down came a wild pig |
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Rootin all about |
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The little swine |
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drank the wine |
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And really pigged it out |
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Then the crocodile chased him round |
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And the little pig said "up yours!" |
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CRUNCH! into another crocs jaws |
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They were doin the crocodile roll |
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The porker and the reptile |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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Theres no moral to the story |
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Just a brand new dance |
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Grab your partner by the neck |
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And swing your crocodile pants |
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Dip your toe in the water |
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Are you ready for romance? |
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Swirl your tail around the floor |
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C'mon take a chance |
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Now your doin the crocodile roll |
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Stirin up the mud |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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They were doin the crocodile roll |
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Stirin up the mudcrabs |
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Doin the crocodile roll |
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In the middle of the river |
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CRUNCH! |