ren zhang lao ma

【人】张老妈
ren zhang lao ma Lyrics

Song 【人】张老妈
Artist 武玮
Album 武玮先生
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[ti:张老妈]
[ar:武玮]
[00:01.288] 张老妈
[00:05.788] 武玮
[00:09.88] 张老妈爱笑,
[00:13.39] 捉弄人似的坏笑。
[00:17.789] 张老妈很严肃,
[00:22.339] 讨厌别人不读书。
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[00:27.240] 张老妈个子小,
[00:31.440] 眼光却比天还高。
[00:35.790] 都说她衣服做得不好,
[00:40.90] 我穿上就能使人倾倒。
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[01:00.602] 她的妈妈一百零二岁,
[01:06.652] 小时候把她卖掉。
[01:13.403] 妈妈老了,仍对她指手划脚,
[01:19.753] 她严厉地批评,勤快地尽孝。
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[01:39.959] 张老妈脾气不好,
[01:46.609] 得罪的人也不少。
[01:53.10] 如果好脾气就能换来硬道理,
[01:56.660] 这世间怎还会有人穷困潦倒。
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[02:06.510] 张老妈喜欢臆想,
[02:12.811] 总把杨梅放大成太阳。
[02:19.11] 她是一个英雄,
[02:25.562] 专做那不敢为,不敢想。
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[02:49.367] 她的儿子是个捣乱分子,
[02:55.668] 大学读一半又起了坏心思。
[03:02.418] 她对他说:“你退学,再考。”
[03:09.169] 可那时的大学生就好比金刚石。
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[03:24.320] 张老妈有很多故事,
[03:28.620] 就像古希腊的史诗。
[03:32.770] 史诗中尽是拯救人的神,
[03:37.121] 却不见张老妈那诗里拯救人的人。
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[03:49.720] 张老妈没有痛苦,只有烦恼。
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[04:14.422] 烦恼——
[04:15.872] 人为什么会变坏,
[04:20.822] 花不能依着自己的心愿开,
[04:27.173] 女儿学不会知恶行善,
[04:33.573] 雨总在不应该的时候来。
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[04:40.23] 烦恼——
[04:41.223] 时间常常不够用,
[04:46.274] 刚学会,竟又有不懂,
[04:52.624] 张老爸病了,还偷吃零食,
[04:59.174] 搬家了,记忆却不能挪动。
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[05:05.375] 烦恼——
[05:08.225] 风吹散了竹竿上的衬衣,
[05:18.25] 云遮挡住想看的一行字,
[05:24.626] 玉兰花又伸进了窗内,
[05:27.976] 何时才能去韶山看望毛主席。
ti: zhang lao ma
ar: wu wei
[00:01.288] zhang lao ma
[00:05.788] wu wei
[00:09.88] zhang lao ma ai xiao,
[00:13.39] zhuo nong ren shi de huai xiao.
[00:17.789] zhang lao ma hen yan su,
[00:22.339] tao yan bie ren bu du shu.
[00:26.739]
[00:27.240] zhang lao ma ge zi xiao,
[00:31.440] yan guang que bi tian hai gao.
[00:35.790] dou shuo ta yi fu zuo de bu hao,
[00:40.90] wo chuan shang jiu neng shi ren qing dao.
[00:46.191]
[01:00.602] ta de ma ma yi bai ling er sui,
[01:06.652] xiao shi hou ba ta mai diao.
[01:13.403] ma ma lao le, reng dui ta zhi shou hua jiao,
[01:19.753] ta yan li di pi ping, qin kuai di jin xiao.
[01:26.953]
[01:39.959] zhang lao ma pi qi bu hao,
[01:46.609] de zui de ren ye bu shao.
[01:53.10] ru guo hao pi qi jiu neng huan lai ying dao li,
[01:56.660] zhe shi jian zen hai hui you ren qiong kun liao dao.
[02:06.261]
[02:06.510] zhang lao ma xi huan yi xiang,
[02:12.811] zong ba yang mei fang da cheng tai yang.
[02:19.11] ta shi yi ge ying xiong,
[02:25.562] zhuan zuo na bu gan wei, bu gan xiang.
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[02:49.367] ta de er zi shi ge dao luan fen zi,
[02:55.668] da xue du yi ban you qi le huai xin si.
[03:02.418] ta dui ta shuo:" ni tui xue, zai kao."
[03:09.169] ke na shi de da xue sheng jiu hao bi jin gang shi.
[03:15.169]
[03:24.320] zhang lao ma you hen duo gu shi,
[03:28.620] jiu xiang gu xi la de shi shi.
[03:32.770] shi shi zhong jin shi zheng jiu ren de shen,
[03:37.121] que bu jian zhang lao ma na shi li zheng jiu ren de ren.
[03:49.370]
[03:49.720] zhang lao ma mei you tong ku, zhi you fan nao.
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[04:14.422] fan nao
[04:15.872] ren wei shen me hui bian huai,
[04:20.822] hua bu neng yi zhe zi ji de xin yuan kai,
[04:27.173] nv er xue bu hui zhi e xing shan,
[04:33.573] yu zong zai bu ying gai de shi hou lai.
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[04:40.23] fan nao
[04:41.223] shi jian chang chang bu gou yong,
[04:46.274] gang xue hui, jing you you bu dong,
[04:52.624] zhang lao ba bing le, hai tou chi ling shi,
[04:59.174] ban jia le, ji yi que bu neng nuo dong.
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[05:05.375] fan nao
[05:08.225] feng chui san le zhu gan shang de chen yi,
[05:18.25] yun zhe dang zhu xiang kan de yi xing zi,
[05:24.626] yu lan hua you shen jin le chuang nei,
[05:27.976] he shi cai neng qu shao shan kan wang mao zhu xi.
ti: zhāng lǎo mā
ar: wǔ wěi
[00:01.288] zhāng lǎo mā
[00:05.788] wǔ wěi
[00:09.88] zhāng lǎo mā ài xiào,
[00:13.39] zhuō nòng rén shì de huài xiào.
[00:17.789] zhāng lǎo mā hěn yán sù,
[00:22.339] tǎo yàn bié rén bù dú shū.
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[00:27.240] zhāng lǎo mā gè zi xiǎo,
[00:31.440] yǎn guāng què bǐ tiān hái gāo.
[00:35.790] dōu shuō tā yī fú zuò dé bù hǎo,
[00:40.90] wǒ chuān shang jiù néng shǐ rén qīng dǎo.
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[01:00.602] tā de mā mā yī bǎi líng èr suì,
[01:06.652] xiǎo shí hòu bǎ tā mài diào.
[01:13.403] mā mā lǎo le, réng duì tā zhǐ shǒu huà jiǎo,
[01:19.753] tā yán lì dì pī píng, qín kuài dì jìn xiào.
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[01:39.959] zhāng lǎo mā pí qì bù hǎo,
[01:46.609] dé zuì de rén yě bù shǎo.
[01:53.10] rú guǒ hǎo pí qì jiù néng huàn lái yìng dào lǐ,
[01:56.660] zhè shì jiān zěn hái huì yǒu rén qióng kùn liáo dǎo.
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[02:06.510] zhāng lǎo mā xǐ huān yì xiǎng,
[02:12.811] zǒng bǎ yáng méi fàng dà chéng tài yáng.
[02:19.11] tā shì yí gè yīng xióng,
[02:25.562] zhuān zuò nà bù gǎn wéi, bù gǎn xiǎng.
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[02:49.367] tā de ér zi shì gè dǎo luàn fèn zǐ,
[02:55.668] dà xué dú yī bàn yòu qǐ le huài xīn sī.
[03:02.418] tā duì tā shuō:" nǐ tuì xué, zài kǎo."
[03:09.169] kě nà shí de dà xué shēng jiù hǎo bǐ jīn gāng shí.
[03:15.169]
[03:24.320] zhāng lǎo mā yǒu hěn duō gù shì,
[03:28.620] jiù xiàng gǔ xī là de shǐ shī.
[03:32.770] shǐ shī zhōng jìn shì zhěng jiù rén de shén,
[03:37.121] què bú jiàn zhāng lǎo mā nà shī lǐ zhěng jiù rén de rén.
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[03:49.720] zhāng lǎo mā méi yǒu tòng kǔ, zhǐ yǒu fán nǎo.
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[04:14.422] fán nǎo
[04:15.872] rén wéi shén me huì biàn huài,
[04:20.822] huā bù néng yī zhe zì jǐ de xīn yuàn kāi,
[04:27.173] nǚ ér xué bú huì zhī è xíng shàn,
[04:33.573] yǔ zǒng zài bù yīng gāi de shí hòu lái.
[04:39.673]
[04:40.23] fán nǎo
[04:41.223] shí jiān cháng cháng bù gòu yòng,
[04:46.274] gāng xué huì, jìng yòu yǒu bù dǒng,
[04:52.624] zhāng lǎo bà bìng le, hái tōu chī líng shí,
[04:59.174] bān jiā le, jì yì què bù néng nuó dòng.
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[05:05.375] fán nǎo
[05:08.225] fēng chuī sàn le zhú gān shàng de chèn yī,
[05:18.25] yún zhē dǎng zhù xiǎng kàn de yī xíng zì,
[05:24.626] yù lán huā yòu shēn jìn le chuāng nèi,
[05:27.976] hé shí cái néng qù sháo shān kàn wàng máo zhǔ xí.
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