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Wait a minute man |
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Ay check this out man |
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It was this blind man, right? |
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Man check this |
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It was this blind man, right? |
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He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? |
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Ay, he walked past this fish market |
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You know what I'm sayin'? |
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He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said |
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Woo, good morning ladies |
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You like that ************t man? |
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Ay, I got a gang of that ************t, man |
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I tell you what |
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My man on the guitar |
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Ay, fool on the drums |
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Everybody just crowd 'round the mic |
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I tell you all these mother******' jokes I got man |
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So first I'm gonna start it off like this |
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Help me sing it home boy, come on |
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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags |
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Baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumble****** |
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As the marijuana burn |
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We can take our turn |
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Singin' them dirty rap songs |
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Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong |
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It still takes from here to Hong Kong |
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So roll, roll, roll my joint |
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Pick out the seeds and stems |
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Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell |
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Skatin on datin rims |
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So roll, roll the 83 |
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Cadallac Coupe Caville |
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If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell |
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I bet my Cavy will |
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Well it was just sundown in a small white town |
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They call it eastside Palm Dell |
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When the Afro Man walked through the white land |
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Houses went up for sale |
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Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's |
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when I met a little girl named Jan |
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I let her ride in my Caddy |
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cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan |
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We ****** on the bed |
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****** on the flo' |
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****** so long I grew a ******' afro |
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Then I ****** to the left |
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****** to the right |
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She sucked my ************ 'til the ************t turned white |
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I thought to myself |
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Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra |
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I put on my clothes and I was on my way |
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Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet |
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So I ran, I jumped out the back window |
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But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo' |
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Oh, he beat me to the left |
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He beat me to the right |
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The mother******* whooped my ass all night |
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But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad |
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That's the best damn ************ I ever had |
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Got a bad of ****** and a bottle o' wine |
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I'm a ******* that ************ just one more time |
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags |
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Baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burn |
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We can take our turn |
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Singin' them dirty rap songs |
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Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong |
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It still takes from here to Hong Kong |
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So roll, roll, roll my joint |
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Pick out the seeds and stems |
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Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell |
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Skatin on datin rims |
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So roll, roll the 83 |
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Cadallac Coupe Caville |
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If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell |
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I bet my Cavy will |
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I met this lady in Hollywood |
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She had green hair but damn she looked good |
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I took her to my house |
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Cuz she was fine |
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But she whooped out a ************ that was bigger than mine |
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I met this lady from Japan |
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Never made love with an African |
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I ****** her once |
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I ****** her twice |
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I ate that ************ like shrimp fried rice |
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Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya |
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I met a woman in the heart of Australia |
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Had a big butt and big *******, too |
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So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo |
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See I met this woman from Hawaii |
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Stuck it in her ass and she said I E |
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Lips was breakfast |
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************ was lunch |
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Then her ******* busted open with Hawaiin punch |
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Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky |
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She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me |
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I came in her mouth |
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It was a crisis |
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I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices |
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags |
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Baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burn |
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We can take our turn |
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Singin' them dirty rap songs |
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Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong |
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It still takes from here to Hong Kong |
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I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee |
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Her ******* were filled with hennessy |
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That country music really drove me crazy |
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But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy" |
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Met this lady in Oklahoma |
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Put that ************ in a coma |
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Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I ******* that ************ again |
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Met a real black girl down in South Carolina |
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****** her 'til she turned into a white albina |
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****** this hooker in Iowa |
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I ****** her on credit, so I owe her |
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****** this girl down in Georgia |
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Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya |
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Met this beautiful sexy ho |
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She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico |
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Fine young thang said her name's Maria |
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I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla |
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I wanna get married but I can't afford it |
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I know I'm a cry when she get deported |
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Colt 45 and two zig-zags |
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Baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumble****** |
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As the marijuana burn |
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We can take our turn |
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Singin' them dirty rap songs |
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Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong |
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It still takes from here to Hong Kong |
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Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to ******* |
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But the ************ just ain't no good? (say what) |
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I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet |
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Plus you in the wrong neighborhood |
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So you try to play it off and eat the ************ |
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But it take her so long to cum |
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Then a dude walk in |
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That's her big boyfriend |
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And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?) |
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So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang) |
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You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang) |
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But he already mad cuz you ******' his woman |
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So he start beatin' on yo' ass |
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Now ya clothes all muddy |
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Ya nose all bloody |
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Your ************ was hard but now it's all (what) |
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You thought you had a girl to rock your world |
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Now you still gotta go jack off |
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Said colt 45 and two zig-zags |
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Baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park... |