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Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, tell it |
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It was this blind man, right? |
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Man, check this out it was this blind man, right? |
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He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? |
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Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? |
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He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said |
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‽Woo, good morning ladiesâ€, you like that *******t, man? |
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Hey, man, I got a gang of that *******t, man, I tell you what |
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My man on the guitar, fool on the drums |
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Everybody just crowd around the mic |
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I'll tell you all these mutha-******' jokes |
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But first, I'ma start it off like this |
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Hey, help me sing it, homeboy |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns |
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Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong |
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Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong |
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So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems |
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Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims |
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So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville |
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If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will |
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Well, it was just sundown in a small white town |
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They call it East Side Palm Dale |
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When the Afroman walked through the white land |
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Houses went up for sale |
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Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's |
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When I met a little girl named Jan |
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I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know |
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Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan |
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We ****** on the bed, ****** on the flo' |
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****** so long, I grew a ******' afro |
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Then I ****** to the left, ****** to the right |
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She sucked my ******* till the *******t turned white |
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I thought to myself, ‽Sheba, Sheba |
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Got my ass lookin' like a zebra†|
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I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way |
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Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet |
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I ran, I jumped out the back window |
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But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4 |
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Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right |
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The mutha-******* whooped my ass all night |
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But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad |
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That's the best damn ******* I ever had |
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I got a bag of ****** and a bottle of wine |
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I'm a ******* that ******* just one more time |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns |
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Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong |
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Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong |
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So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems |
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Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims |
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So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville |
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If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will |
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I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair |
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But damn she looked good |
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I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine |
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But she whipped out a ******* that was bigger than mine |
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I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African |
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I ****** her once, I ****** her twice |
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I ate that ******* like shrimp fried rice |
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Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya |
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I met a woman in the heart of Australia |
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Had a big butt and big *******, too |
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So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo |
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See, I met this lady from Hawaii |
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Stuck it in her ass, and she said, ‽Aie†|
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Lips was breakfast, ******* was lunch |
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Then her ******* busted open with Hawaiian Punch |
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Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky |
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She said, ‽I'll fry some chicken if you just ******* me†|
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I came in her mouth it was a crisis |
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I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns |
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Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong |
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Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong |
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Hey, wait a minute man, check this out |
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I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee |
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Her ******* were filled with Hennessey |
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That country music nearly drove me crazy |
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But I rode that ass and said, ‽Yes, Miss Daisy†|
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Met this lady in Oklahoma put that ******* in a coma |
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Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I ******* that ******* again |
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Met a real black girl in South Carolina |
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****** her till she turned into a white albino |
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****** this hooker in Iowa, I ****** her on credit, so I owe her |
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****** this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth |
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Man, I thought I told ya |
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Met this beautiful sexy ho |
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She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico |
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Fine young thing, said her name's Maria |
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I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla |
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I wanna get married, but I can't afford it |
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I know I'ma cry when she gets deported |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns |
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Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong |
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Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong |
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Have you ever went over to a girl's house to ******* |
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But the ******* just ain't no good? |
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(Say what?) |
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And then you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet |
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Plus you in the wrong neighborhood? |
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So you try to play it off and eat the ******* |
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But it takes her so long to come |
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(Say what?) |
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Then a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend |
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And he asks you where you from? |
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(Where you from, man?) |
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So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain |
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(I don't bang) |
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You start talkin' real fast |
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But he's already mad, 'cause you ******' his wife |
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So he starts beatin' on your ass |
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Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody |
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Your ******* was hard but now it's soft |
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(What?) |
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You thought you had a girl to rock your world |
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Now you still gotta go jack off |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need |
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We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble****** |
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