dou di zhu

斗地主
dou di zhu Lyrics

Song 斗地主
Artist 廖健
Album 时事播报乱劈财
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[00:10.670] 哥们儿 坐起 坐起 斗 斗地主 斗
[00:17.820] 斗 斗地主
[00:21.780] 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹
[00:26.890] 有 有 有一群玩佬他包包有点跳
[00:31.130] 清早八晨爬起来把我扭着臊
[00:33.580] 你昨天拉着我 拿着好牌都不抓
[00:35.990] 大鬼炸弹搞暗杀 点儿都不落教
[00:38.440] 你娃不要吵 你娃不要闹
[00:40.590] 桌子端起硬斗硬 炸得你娃跳
[00:43.090] 反正今天没得事我陪你不睡觉
[00:45.590] 斗地主 斗地主 斗地主 斗地主
[00:48.000] 不管啷咯说我运气比你好
[00:50.050] 只要你敢抓牌我就闷起脑壳倒
[00:52.700] 链子打到k对2你不要
[00:55.000] 老子手头垒起尖尖还有四个a
[00:57.400] 嗬!你娃拿四个a都不抓牌 好烦哦
[01:02.070] 雄起!!
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[01:09.470] 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主
[01:11.970] 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹
[01:19.140] 你 你 你 你
[01:21.740] 硬说你打牌凶自以为了不起
[01:23.790] 我看你是虾子一个没得血两滴
[01:26.290] 不要看你拽 你娃莽子气不改
[01:28.740] 有勇无谋 假打黑吃拉西又摆带
[01:31.200] 取两个 来就来 对鬼在手
[01:33.240] 我敢三不带
[01:34.300] 莫看急 稳倒起
[01:35.400] 反正一把我是脱手牌
[01:37.190] 输了又重来
[01:38.350] 快洗牌 快洗牌 快洗牌 快洗牌
[01:40.750] 庄家一出手 你 要先算牌
[01:43.000] 千万不要让他过牌你要顶起来
[01:45.600] 出了些啥子 盯倒堂子来
[01:47.350] 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来
[01:52.950] 哎呀 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来
[01:55.700] 劝你莫冒皮皮 劝你要冷静些
[01:57.200] 打牌不能偷奸耍滑靠运气
[02:02.200] 兄弟你莫呕气听我来告诉你
[02:07.110] 斗地主的时间多用些在正道上去
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[02:16.710] 哎 出对子 对子
[02:19.220] 哎你管得我打啥子
[02:20.710] 我在这儿打你开啥子腔嘛
[02:22.670] 我就要出链子
[02:24.680] 三块五角七(三四五六七)
[02:26.980] 哎站倒 刚合适
[02:28.130] 四块五毛八(四五六七八)
[02:31.180] 不想要
[02:31.780] 不要嗦 那你就着了
[02:34.630] 四带二报单
[02:36.930] 嘿 螳螂捕蝉 雀雀儿还在后头得嘛
[02:42.940] 一对王炸了 一手牌走完了
[02:45.650] 你把我啃了
[02:47.400] 瓜起咋子呢 快点冼牌噻
[02:49.700] 雄起!
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[02:55.550] 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主
[02:59.860] 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹
[03:07.120] 有 有 有一群玩佬他包包有点跳
[03:11.910] 清早八晨爬起来把我扭着臊
[03:14.360] 你昨天拉着我 拿着好牌都不抓
[03:16.860] 大鬼炸弹搞暗杀 点儿都不落教
[03:19.320] 你娃不要吵 你娃不要闹
[03:21.470] 桌子端起硬斗硬 我炸得你娃跳
[03:24.120] 本人今天没得事我陪你不睡觉
[03:26.620] 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主
[03:28.770] 庄家一出手 你 要先算牌
[03:31.020] 千万不要让他过牌你要顶起来
[03:33.580] 出了些啥子 盯倒堂子来
[03:35.870] 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来
[03:38.480] 哎呀 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来
[00:10.670] ge men r zuo qi zuo qi dou dou di zhu dou
[00:17.820] dou dou di zhu
[00:21.780] na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan
[00:26.890] you you you yi qun wan lao ta bao bao you dian tiao
[00:31.130] qing zao ba chen pa qi lai ba wo niu zhe sao
[00:33.580] ni zuo tian la zhe wo na zhe hao pai dou bu zhua
[00:35.990] da gui zha dan gao an sha dian er dou bu la jiao
[00:38.440] ni wa bu yao chao ni wa bu yao nao
[00:40.590] zhuo zi duan qi ying dou ying zha de ni wa tiao
[00:43.090] fan zheng jin tian mei de shi wo pei ni bu shui jiao
[00:45.590] dou di zhu dou di zhu dou di zhu dou di zhu
[00:48.000] bu guan lang ge shuo wo yun qi bi ni hao
[00:50.050] zhi yao ni gan zhua pai wo jiu men qi nao ke dao
[00:52.700] lian zi da dao k dui 2 ni bu yao
[00:55.000] lao zi shou tou lei qi jian jian hai you si ge a
[00:57.400] he! ni wa na si ge a dou bu zhua pai hao fan o
[01:02.070] xiong qi!!
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[01:09.470] dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu
[01:11.970] na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan
[01:19.140] ni ni ni ni
[01:21.740] ying shuo ni da pai xiong zi yi wei liao bu qi
[01:23.790] wo kan ni shi xia zi yi ge mei de xue liang di
[01:26.290] bu yao kan ni zhuai ni wa mang zi qi bu gai
[01:28.740] you yong wu mou jia da hei chi la xi you bai dai
[01:31.200] qu liang ge lai jiu lai dui gui zai shou
[01:33.240] wo gan san bu dai
[01:34.300] mo kan ji wen dao qi
[01:35.400] fan zheng yi ba wo shi tuo shou pai
[01:37.190] shu le you chong lai
[01:38.350] kuai xi pai kuai xi pai kuai xi pai kuai xi pai
[01:40.750] zhuang jia yi chu shou ni yao xian suan pai
[01:43.000] qian wan bu yao rang ta guo pai ni yao ding qi lai
[01:45.600] chu le xie sha zi ding dao tang zi lai
[01:47.350] ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai
[01:52.950] ai ya ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai
[01:55.700] quan ni mo mao pi pi quan ni yao leng jing xie
[01:57.200] da pai bu neng tou jian shua hua kao yun qi
[02:02.200] xiong di ni mo ou qi ting wo lai gao su ni
[02:07.110] dou di zhu de shi jian duo yong xie zai zheng dao shang qu
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[02:16.710] ai chu dui zi dui zi
[02:19.220] ai ni guan de wo da sha zi
[02:20.710] wo zai zhe er da ni kai sha zi qiang ma
[02:22.670] wo jiu yao chu lian zi
[02:24.680] san kuai wu jiao qi san si wu liu qi
[02:26.980] ai zhan dao gang he shi
[02:28.130] si kuai wu mao ba si wu liu qi ba
[02:31.180] bu xiang yao
[02:31.780] bu yao suo na ni jiu zhe le
[02:34.630] si dai er bao dan
[02:36.930] hei tang lang bu chan que que er hai zai hou tou de ma
[02:42.940] yi dui wang zha le yi shou pai zou wan le
[02:45.650] ni ba wo ken le
[02:47.400] gua qi za zi ne kuai dian xian pai sai
[02:49.700] xiong qi!
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[02:55.550] dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu
[02:59.860] na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan
[03:07.120] you you you yi qun wan lao ta bao bao you dian tiao
[03:11.910] qing zao ba chen pa qi lai ba wo niu zhe sao
[03:14.360] ni zuo tian la zhe wo na zhe hao pai dou bu zhua
[03:16.860] da gui zha dan gao an sha dian er dou bu la jiao
[03:19.320] ni wa bu yao chao ni wa bu yao nao
[03:21.470] zhuo zi duan qi ying dou ying wo zha de ni wa tiao
[03:24.120] ben ren jin tian mei de shi wo pei ni bu shui jiao
[03:26.620] dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu
[03:28.770] zhuang jia yi chu shou ni yao xian suan pai
[03:31.020] qian wan bu yao rang ta guo pai ni yao ding qi lai
[03:33.580] chu le xie sha zi ding dao tang zi lai
[03:35.870] ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai
[03:38.480] ai ya ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai
[00:10.670] gē men r zuò qǐ zuò qǐ dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu
[00:17.820] dòu dòu dì zhǔ
[00:21.780] ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn
[00:26.890] yǒu yǒu yǒu yī qún wán lǎo tā bāo bāo yǒu diǎn tiào
[00:31.130] qīng zǎo bā chén pá qǐ lái bǎ wǒ niǔ zhe sāo
[00:33.580] nǐ zuó tiān lā zhe wǒ ná zhe hǎo pái dōu bù zhuā
[00:35.990] dà guǐ zhà dàn gǎo àn shā diǎn ér dōu bù là jiào
[00:38.440] nǐ wá bú yào chǎo nǐ wá bú yào nào
[00:40.590] zhuō zi duān qǐ yìng dòu yìng zhà dé nǐ wá tiào
[00:43.090] fǎn zhèng jīn tiān méi de shì wǒ péi nǐ bù shuì jiào
[00:45.590] dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ
[00:48.000] bù guǎn lāng gē shuō wǒ yùn qì bǐ nǐ hǎo
[00:50.050] zhǐ yào nǐ gǎn zhuā pái wǒ jiù mèn qǐ nǎo ké dào
[00:52.700] liàn zǐ dǎ dào k duì 2 nǐ bú yào
[00:55.000] lǎo zi shǒu tóu lěi qǐ jiān jiān hái yǒu sì gè a
[00:57.400] hē! nǐ wá ná sì gè a dōu bù zhuā pái hǎo fán ó
[01:02.070] xióng qǐ!!
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[01:09.470] dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ
[01:11.970] ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn
[01:19.140] nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ
[01:21.740] yìng shuō nǐ dǎ pái xiōng zì yǐ wéi liǎo bù qǐ
[01:23.790] wǒ kàn nǐ shì xiā zǐ yí gè méi de xuè liǎng dī
[01:26.290] bú yào kàn nǐ zhuāi nǐ wá mǎng zi qì bù gǎi
[01:28.740] yǒu yǒng wú móu jiǎ dǎ hēi chī lā xī yòu bǎi dài
[01:31.200] qǔ liǎng gè lái jiù lái duì guǐ zài shǒu
[01:33.240] wǒ gǎn sān bù dài
[01:34.300] mò kàn jí wěn dào qǐ
[01:35.400] fǎn zhèng yī bǎ wǒ shì tuō shǒu pái
[01:37.190] shū le yòu chóng lái
[01:38.350] kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái
[01:40.750] zhuāng jiā yī chū shǒu nǐ yào xiān suàn pái
[01:43.000] qiān wàn bú yào ràng tā guò pái nǐ yào dǐng qǐ lái
[01:45.600] chū le xiē shà zi dīng dào táng zǐ lái
[01:47.350] nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái
[01:52.950] āi yā nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái
[01:55.700] quàn nǐ mò mào pí pí quàn nǐ yào lěng jìng xiē
[01:57.200] dǎ pái bù néng tōu jiān shuǎ huá kào yùn qì
[02:02.200] xiōng dì nǐ mò òu qì tīng wǒ lái gào sù nǐ
[02:07.110] dòu dì zhǔ de shí jiān duō yòng xiē zài zhèng dào shǎng qù
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[02:16.710] āi chū duì zǐ duì zǐ
[02:19.220] āi nǐ guǎn dé wǒ dǎ shà zi
[02:20.710] wǒ zài zhè ér dǎ nǐ kāi shà zi qiāng ma
[02:22.670] wǒ jiù yào chū liàn zǐ
[02:24.680] sān kuài wǔ jiǎo qī sān sì wǔ liù qī
[02:26.980] āi zhàn dào gāng hé shì
[02:28.130] sì kuài wǔ máo bā sì wǔ liù qī bā
[02:31.180] bù xiǎng yào
[02:31.780] bú yào suo nà nǐ jiù zhe le
[02:34.630] sì dài èr bào dān
[02:36.930] hēi táng láng bǔ chán què què ér hái zài hòu tou dé ma
[02:42.940] yī duì wáng zhà le yī shǒu pái zǒu wán le
[02:45.650] nǐ bǎ wǒ kěn le
[02:47.400] guā qǐ zǎ zi ne kuài diǎn xiǎn pái sāi
[02:49.700] xióng qǐ!
[02:52.100]
[02:55.550] dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ
[02:59.860] ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn
[03:07.120] yǒu yǒu yǒu yī qún wán lǎo tā bāo bāo yǒu diǎn tiào
[03:11.910] qīng zǎo bā chén pá qǐ lái bǎ wǒ niǔ zhe sāo
[03:14.360] nǐ zuó tiān lā zhe wǒ ná zhe hǎo pái dōu bù zhuā
[03:16.860] dà guǐ zhà dàn gǎo àn shā diǎn ér dōu bù là jiào
[03:19.320] nǐ wá bú yào chǎo nǐ wá bú yào nào
[03:21.470] zhuō zi duān qǐ yìng dòu yìng wǒ zhà dé nǐ wá tiào
[03:24.120] běn rén jīn tiān méi de shì wǒ péi nǐ bù shuì jiào
[03:26.620] dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ
[03:28.770] zhuāng jiā yī chū shǒu nǐ yào xiān suàn pái
[03:31.020] qiān wàn bú yào ràng tā guò pái nǐ yào dǐng qǐ lái
[03:33.580] chū le xiē shà zi dīng dào táng zǐ lái
[03:35.870] nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái
[03:38.480] āi yā nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái
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