[00:10.670] | 哥们儿 坐起 坐起 斗 斗地主 斗 |
[00:17.820] | 斗 斗地主 |
[00:21.780] | 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹 |
[00:26.890] | 有 有 有一群玩佬他包包有点跳 |
[00:31.130] | 清早八晨爬起来把我扭着臊 |
[00:33.580] | 你昨天拉着我 拿着好牌都不抓 |
[00:35.990] | 大鬼炸弹搞暗杀 点儿都不落教 |
[00:38.440] | 你娃不要吵 你娃不要闹 |
[00:40.590] | 桌子端起硬斗硬 炸得你娃跳 |
[00:43.090] | 反正今天没得事我陪你不睡觉 |
[00:45.590] | 斗地主 斗地主 斗地主 斗地主 |
[00:48.000] | 不管啷咯说我运气比你好 |
[00:50.050] | 只要你敢抓牌我就闷起脑壳倒 |
[00:52.700] | 链子打到k对2你不要 |
[00:55.000] | 老子手头垒起尖尖还有四个a |
[00:57.400] | 嗬!你娃拿四个a都不抓牌 好烦哦 |
[01:02.070] | 雄起!! |
[01:03.260] | |
[01:09.470] | 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主 |
[01:11.970] | 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹 |
[01:19.140] | 你 你 你 你 |
[01:21.740] | 硬说你打牌凶自以为了不起 |
[01:23.790] | 我看你是虾子一个没得血两滴 |
[01:26.290] | 不要看你拽 你娃莽子气不改 |
[01:28.740] | 有勇无谋 假打黑吃拉西又摆带 |
[01:31.200] | 取两个 来就来 对鬼在手 |
[01:33.240] | 我敢三不带 |
[01:34.300] | 莫看急 稳倒起 |
[01:35.400] | 反正一把我是脱手牌 |
[01:37.190] | 输了又重来 |
[01:38.350] | 快洗牌 快洗牌 快洗牌 快洗牌 |
[01:40.750] | 庄家一出手 你 要先算牌 |
[01:43.000] | 千万不要让他过牌你要顶起来 |
[01:45.600] | 出了些啥子 盯倒堂子来 |
[01:47.350] | 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来 |
[01:52.950] | 哎呀 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来 |
[01:55.700] | 劝你莫冒皮皮 劝你要冷静些 |
[01:57.200] | 打牌不能偷奸耍滑靠运气 |
[02:02.200] | 兄弟你莫呕气听我来告诉你 |
[02:07.110] | 斗地主的时间多用些在正道上去 |
[02:11.410] | |
[02:16.710] | 哎 出对子 对子 |
[02:19.220] | 哎你管得我打啥子 |
[02:20.710] | 我在这儿打你开啥子腔嘛 |
[02:22.670] | 我就要出链子 |
[02:24.680] | 三块五角七(三四五六七) |
[02:26.980] | 哎站倒 刚合适 |
[02:28.130] | 四块五毛八(四五六七八) |
[02:31.180] | 不想要 |
[02:31.780] | 不要嗦 那你就着了 |
[02:34.630] | 四带二报单 |
[02:36.930] | 嘿 螳螂捕蝉 雀雀儿还在后头得嘛 |
[02:42.940] | 一对王炸了 一手牌走完了 |
[02:45.650] | 你把我啃了 |
[02:47.400] | 瓜起咋子呢 快点冼牌噻 |
[02:49.700] | 雄起! |
[02:52.100] | |
[02:55.550] | 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主 |
[02:59.860] | 拿 拿好牌 抓 抓 抓炸弹 |
[03:07.120] | 有 有 有一群玩佬他包包有点跳 |
[03:11.910] | 清早八晨爬起来把我扭着臊 |
[03:14.360] | 你昨天拉着我 拿着好牌都不抓 |
[03:16.860] | 大鬼炸弹搞暗杀 点儿都不落教 |
[03:19.320] | 你娃不要吵 你娃不要闹 |
[03:21.470] | 桌子端起硬斗硬 我炸得你娃跳 |
[03:24.120] | 本人今天没得事我陪你不睡觉 |
[03:26.620] | 斗 斗地主 斗 斗 斗地主 |
[03:28.770] | 庄家一出手 你 要先算牌 |
[03:31.020] | 千万不要让他过牌你要顶起来 |
[03:33.580] | 出了些啥子 盯倒堂子来 |
[03:35.870] | 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来 |
[03:38.480] | 哎呀 你娃喜欢乱抓牌你打都打不来 |
[00:10.670] | ge men r zuo qi zuo qi dou dou di zhu dou |
[00:17.820] | dou dou di zhu |
[00:21.780] | na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan |
[00:26.890] | you you you yi qun wan lao ta bao bao you dian tiao |
[00:31.130] | qing zao ba chen pa qi lai ba wo niu zhe sao |
[00:33.580] | ni zuo tian la zhe wo na zhe hao pai dou bu zhua |
[00:35.990] | da gui zha dan gao an sha dian er dou bu la jiao |
[00:38.440] | ni wa bu yao chao ni wa bu yao nao |
[00:40.590] | zhuo zi duan qi ying dou ying zha de ni wa tiao |
[00:43.090] | fan zheng jin tian mei de shi wo pei ni bu shui jiao |
[00:45.590] | dou di zhu dou di zhu dou di zhu dou di zhu |
[00:48.000] | bu guan lang ge shuo wo yun qi bi ni hao |
[00:50.050] | zhi yao ni gan zhua pai wo jiu men qi nao ke dao |
[00:52.700] | lian zi da dao k dui 2 ni bu yao |
[00:55.000] | lao zi shou tou lei qi jian jian hai you si ge a |
[00:57.400] | he! ni wa na si ge a dou bu zhua pai hao fan o |
[01:02.070] | xiong qi!! |
[01:03.260] | |
[01:09.470] | dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu |
[01:11.970] | na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan |
[01:19.140] | ni ni ni ni |
[01:21.740] | ying shuo ni da pai xiong zi yi wei liao bu qi |
[01:23.790] | wo kan ni shi xia zi yi ge mei de xue liang di |
[01:26.290] | bu yao kan ni zhuai ni wa mang zi qi bu gai |
[01:28.740] | you yong wu mou jia da hei chi la xi you bai dai |
[01:31.200] | qu liang ge lai jiu lai dui gui zai shou |
[01:33.240] | wo gan san bu dai |
[01:34.300] | mo kan ji wen dao qi |
[01:35.400] | fan zheng yi ba wo shi tuo shou pai |
[01:37.190] | shu le you chong lai |
[01:38.350] | kuai xi pai kuai xi pai kuai xi pai kuai xi pai |
[01:40.750] | zhuang jia yi chu shou ni yao xian suan pai |
[01:43.000] | qian wan bu yao rang ta guo pai ni yao ding qi lai |
[01:45.600] | chu le xie sha zi ding dao tang zi lai |
[01:47.350] | ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai |
[01:52.950] | ai ya ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai |
[01:55.700] | quan ni mo mao pi pi quan ni yao leng jing xie |
[01:57.200] | da pai bu neng tou jian shua hua kao yun qi |
[02:02.200] | xiong di ni mo ou qi ting wo lai gao su ni |
[02:07.110] | dou di zhu de shi jian duo yong xie zai zheng dao shang qu |
[02:11.410] | |
[02:16.710] | ai chu dui zi dui zi |
[02:19.220] | ai ni guan de wo da sha zi |
[02:20.710] | wo zai zhe er da ni kai sha zi qiang ma |
[02:22.670] | wo jiu yao chu lian zi |
[02:24.680] | san kuai wu jiao qi san si wu liu qi |
[02:26.980] | ai zhan dao gang he shi |
[02:28.130] | si kuai wu mao ba si wu liu qi ba |
[02:31.180] | bu xiang yao |
[02:31.780] | bu yao suo na ni jiu zhe le |
[02:34.630] | si dai er bao dan |
[02:36.930] | hei tang lang bu chan que que er hai zai hou tou de ma |
[02:42.940] | yi dui wang zha le yi shou pai zou wan le |
[02:45.650] | ni ba wo ken le |
[02:47.400] | gua qi za zi ne kuai dian xian pai sai |
[02:49.700] | xiong qi! |
[02:52.100] | |
[02:55.550] | dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu |
[02:59.860] | na na hao pai zhua zhua zhua zha dan |
[03:07.120] | you you you yi qun wan lao ta bao bao you dian tiao |
[03:11.910] | qing zao ba chen pa qi lai ba wo niu zhe sao |
[03:14.360] | ni zuo tian la zhe wo na zhe hao pai dou bu zhua |
[03:16.860] | da gui zha dan gao an sha dian er dou bu la jiao |
[03:19.320] | ni wa bu yao chao ni wa bu yao nao |
[03:21.470] | zhuo zi duan qi ying dou ying wo zha de ni wa tiao |
[03:24.120] | ben ren jin tian mei de shi wo pei ni bu shui jiao |
[03:26.620] | dou dou di zhu dou dou dou di zhu |
[03:28.770] | zhuang jia yi chu shou ni yao xian suan pai |
[03:31.020] | qian wan bu yao rang ta guo pai ni yao ding qi lai |
[03:33.580] | chu le xie sha zi ding dao tang zi lai |
[03:35.870] | ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai |
[03:38.480] | ai ya ni wa xi huan luan zhua pai ni da dou da bu lai |
[00:10.670] | gē men r zuò qǐ zuò qǐ dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu |
[00:17.820] | dòu dòu dì zhǔ |
[00:21.780] | ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn |
[00:26.890] | yǒu yǒu yǒu yī qún wán lǎo tā bāo bāo yǒu diǎn tiào |
[00:31.130] | qīng zǎo bā chén pá qǐ lái bǎ wǒ niǔ zhe sāo |
[00:33.580] | nǐ zuó tiān lā zhe wǒ ná zhe hǎo pái dōu bù zhuā |
[00:35.990] | dà guǐ zhà dàn gǎo àn shā diǎn ér dōu bù là jiào |
[00:38.440] | nǐ wá bú yào chǎo nǐ wá bú yào nào |
[00:40.590] | zhuō zi duān qǐ yìng dòu yìng zhà dé nǐ wá tiào |
[00:43.090] | fǎn zhèng jīn tiān méi de shì wǒ péi nǐ bù shuì jiào |
[00:45.590] | dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ dòu dì zhǔ |
[00:48.000] | bù guǎn lāng gē shuō wǒ yùn qì bǐ nǐ hǎo |
[00:50.050] | zhǐ yào nǐ gǎn zhuā pái wǒ jiù mèn qǐ nǎo ké dào |
[00:52.700] | liàn zǐ dǎ dào k duì 2 nǐ bú yào |
[00:55.000] | lǎo zi shǒu tóu lěi qǐ jiān jiān hái yǒu sì gè a |
[00:57.400] | hē! nǐ wá ná sì gè a dōu bù zhuā pái hǎo fán ó |
[01:02.070] | xióng qǐ!! |
[01:03.260] | |
[01:09.470] | dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ |
[01:11.970] | ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn |
[01:19.140] | nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ |
[01:21.740] | yìng shuō nǐ dǎ pái xiōng zì yǐ wéi liǎo bù qǐ |
[01:23.790] | wǒ kàn nǐ shì xiā zǐ yí gè méi de xuè liǎng dī |
[01:26.290] | bú yào kàn nǐ zhuāi nǐ wá mǎng zi qì bù gǎi |
[01:28.740] | yǒu yǒng wú móu jiǎ dǎ hēi chī lā xī yòu bǎi dài |
[01:31.200] | qǔ liǎng gè lái jiù lái duì guǐ zài shǒu |
[01:33.240] | wǒ gǎn sān bù dài |
[01:34.300] | mò kàn jí wěn dào qǐ |
[01:35.400] | fǎn zhèng yī bǎ wǒ shì tuō shǒu pái |
[01:37.190] | shū le yòu chóng lái |
[01:38.350] | kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái kuài xǐ pái |
[01:40.750] | zhuāng jiā yī chū shǒu nǐ yào xiān suàn pái |
[01:43.000] | qiān wàn bú yào ràng tā guò pái nǐ yào dǐng qǐ lái |
[01:45.600] | chū le xiē shà zi dīng dào táng zǐ lái |
[01:47.350] | nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái |
[01:52.950] | āi yā nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái |
[01:55.700] | quàn nǐ mò mào pí pí quàn nǐ yào lěng jìng xiē |
[01:57.200] | dǎ pái bù néng tōu jiān shuǎ huá kào yùn qì |
[02:02.200] | xiōng dì nǐ mò òu qì tīng wǒ lái gào sù nǐ |
[02:07.110] | dòu dì zhǔ de shí jiān duō yòng xiē zài zhèng dào shǎng qù |
[02:11.410] | |
[02:16.710] | āi chū duì zǐ duì zǐ |
[02:19.220] | āi nǐ guǎn dé wǒ dǎ shà zi |
[02:20.710] | wǒ zài zhè ér dǎ nǐ kāi shà zi qiāng ma |
[02:22.670] | wǒ jiù yào chū liàn zǐ |
[02:24.680] | sān kuài wǔ jiǎo qī sān sì wǔ liù qī |
[02:26.980] | āi zhàn dào gāng hé shì |
[02:28.130] | sì kuài wǔ máo bā sì wǔ liù qī bā |
[02:31.180] | bù xiǎng yào |
[02:31.780] | bú yào suo nà nǐ jiù zhe le |
[02:34.630] | sì dài èr bào dān |
[02:36.930] | hēi táng láng bǔ chán què què ér hái zài hòu tou dé ma |
[02:42.940] | yī duì wáng zhà le yī shǒu pái zǒu wán le |
[02:45.650] | nǐ bǎ wǒ kěn le |
[02:47.400] | guā qǐ zǎ zi ne kuài diǎn xiǎn pái sāi |
[02:49.700] | xióng qǐ! |
[02:52.100] | |
[02:55.550] | dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ |
[02:59.860] | ná ná hǎo pái zhuā zhuā zhuā zhà dàn |
[03:07.120] | yǒu yǒu yǒu yī qún wán lǎo tā bāo bāo yǒu diǎn tiào |
[03:11.910] | qīng zǎo bā chén pá qǐ lái bǎ wǒ niǔ zhe sāo |
[03:14.360] | nǐ zuó tiān lā zhe wǒ ná zhe hǎo pái dōu bù zhuā |
[03:16.860] | dà guǐ zhà dàn gǎo àn shā diǎn ér dōu bù là jiào |
[03:19.320] | nǐ wá bú yào chǎo nǐ wá bú yào nào |
[03:21.470] | zhuō zi duān qǐ yìng dòu yìng wǒ zhà dé nǐ wá tiào |
[03:24.120] | běn rén jīn tiān méi de shì wǒ péi nǐ bù shuì jiào |
[03:26.620] | dòu dòu dì zhǔ dòu dòu dòu dì zhǔ |
[03:28.770] | zhuāng jiā yī chū shǒu nǐ yào xiān suàn pái |
[03:31.020] | qiān wàn bú yào ràng tā guò pái nǐ yào dǐng qǐ lái |
[03:33.580] | chū le xiē shà zi dīng dào táng zǐ lái |
[03:35.870] | nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái |
[03:38.480] | āi yā nǐ wá xǐ huān luàn zhuā pái nǐ dǎ dōu dǎ bù lái |