Salmonella

Song Salmonella
Artist Elliot Speller-Gillott
Album Uncle: The Songs

Lyrics

[00:00.00] Don't mix raw meat with your veg
[00:03.79] Wash your bits,pits and teeth And your hands on the reg
[00:06.79] Wipe down all surfaces after the slaughter
[00:10.15] And rinse your cutting boards with warm soapy water
[00:13.51] Now you might ask? What's a little blood spatter?
[00:17.30] Well,health and safety is no laughing matter
[00:19.94] Unless you want
[00:21.75] Salmonella E coli
[00:23.17] Listeria and pink eye
[01:10.87] Sushi grade tune is the only kind of raw fish
[01:13.68] Anyone should ever try to have in raw fish
[01:15.33] Otherwise louses rip off your tongue
[01:16.92] While nematodes go swimming round in your lung
[01:18.49] Toxoplasmosis you're a zombie slave to cats
[01:20.12] And bubonic plague that's what you catch from rats
[01:21.76] And evil chickens they're the worst of the bunch
[01:23.36] Plotting and planning on how to spoil your lunch
[01:26.65] So don't accept meat from a dodgy looking fella
[01:30.77] Better yet,don't eat,so you won't get salmonella