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There you have it, the most dangerous animal in the jungle |
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The female human |
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One minute she can take you to the heights of ecstasy |
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and the next she can shatter your soul with a single glance |
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Pervert |
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Morning ladies |
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Right, now let's practise asking a girl out |
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I'll be a girl.You ask me out. |
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Erm...hi |
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Erm...hi"? Seriously? |
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Your opening line is the most important thing you'll ever say to a girl |
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If you can't think of anything funny |
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give her a compliment, buy her a drink |
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Be charming. Be charismatic. Be mysterious |
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Can't I just be myself |
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No! Are you crazy? Never be yourself |
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