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Do you have a girlfriend? |
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No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend |
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Let me tell you about love |
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When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water |
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and then you realise |
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Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water |
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I'm actually drowning |
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Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!" |
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Then another shark comes along |
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and it goes straight for your cock and balls! |
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And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!" |
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Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think |
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I'm saved! I'm saved! |
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and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks |
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and you explode like a rotten watermelon |
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and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere |
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and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse |
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And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up |
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and you know what you end up being then, Errol? |
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Do you know what you end up being then? |
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Just a steaming pile of hyena shit. That's love |
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