| Song | Walker, Texas Corpse |
| Artist | A.C. |
| Album | Defenders of the Hate |
| 作词 : Martin, Putnam | |
| Your characters supposed to be 40 | |
| But you have to be at least 80 | |
| The make-up department should win an emmy | |
| For making people think your alive | |
| Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old | |
| You're the worst singer I have ever heard | |
| You're even worse than I am | |
| You should be climbing out of a grave | |
| While you sing the fucking theme song | |
| Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old | |
| You look like you just got embalmed | |
| And were shopping for a coffin | |
| Your partner looks fucking stupid | |
| Being black and wearing a cowboy hat |
| zuò cí : Martin, Putnam | |
| Your characters supposed to be 40 | |
| But you have to be at least 80 | |
| The makeup department should win an emmy | |
| For making people think your alive | |
| Chuck Norris you' re really fucking old | |
| You' re the worst singer I have ever heard | |
| You' re even worse than I am | |
| You should be climbing out of a grave | |
| While you sing the fucking theme song | |
| Chuck Norris you' re really fucking old | |
| You look like you just got embalmed | |
| And were shopping for a coffin | |
| Your partner looks fucking stupid | |
| Being black and wearing a cowboy hat |