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You take like, me an' my wife |
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We got four kids |
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Got one of those nosey next door neighbors |
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(you got one of those) |
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Yeah we did |
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They got together and they said honey |
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Look-a-here, let's get together one night |
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An' go out an' have a ball |
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let the husbands baby-sit |
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How 'bout that |
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They always do that |
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I come home from work one evenin' |
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Dinner all fixed for me |
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House shoes laid out |
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Paper on the couch |
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Very seldom read |
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Thought I was in the wrong house |
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(yeah I heard that) |
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She say |
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Honey me and the girl next door |
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gonna go out and have a ball tonight |
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do you mind keepin' the kids |
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I said |
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Yeah sure baby go on knock yourself out |
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you don't get out much no how |
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Just long as you be home by two |
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Sometimes I tell you fellas |
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It goes in on ear and out the other one |
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(sure do don't it) |
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Yes it do |
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(sounds just like my woman) |
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I lets her go ahead on out an' I'm baby sittin' |
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Kids hollerin' an' cryin' |
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I had to wash diapers change diapers |
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and they throwin' every damn thing in the house at me |
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Two o'clock come |
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uh uh no wife |
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I said that's alright |
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she probably went 'bout four or five miles outside the city limit |
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I give her two thirty to get home before I get mad |
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(give her a little break) |
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Two thirty come |
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uh uh no wife |
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Sure is mad now |
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Three o'clock |
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(she knockin' on the door is she) |
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mm mmm uh uh no wife |
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just like that short fuse fellahs |
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I'm goin' in a mnute |
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Are you with me fellas |
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Let me hear you say yeah |
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(Yeah) |
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Now I want you to picture this fellas in your mind |
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I walk over in my corner |
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An I turn my stereo on |
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And I heard some sound like this fellas |
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(that sound like the blues people) |
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I don't wanna turn it up too loud |
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Cause it might wake up the kids |
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Fool 'round and got a little tipsy too |
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You know |
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(ha ha) |
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Hmm |
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Fellas |
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Are you with me fellas |
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(Yeah) |
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Hearin' that kind of music man |
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Three o'clock in the mornin' |
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Your woman's out hittin' the street |
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You can git very evil fellas |
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Wonderin' where this fool at now |
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Hmmm |
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Four o'clock heh hah |
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Here she comes draggin' in |
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(here she come too uh oh) |
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Smellin' like a liquor store |
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Are you with me fellas |
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Let me hear ya say yeah |
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(yeah yes yes right on) |
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The first thing they do fellas |
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When they done wrong |
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(What) |
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They talks real nice and sweet to ya |
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(hmmm mmm sure do) |
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They do |
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Now here mine talkin' to me fellas |
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Sound good but I'm still mad |
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Rubbin' and kissin' and goin' on |
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Kissin' me all on the back of the neck |
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I ain't use to that |
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(bet you like it) |
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Felt good too |
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I let her get her conversation on out |
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Now you know what I told her fellas |
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(what) |
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You know what I told her fellas |
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(what you tell her about) |
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You know what I told her fellas |
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(no you didn't) |
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(shouldn't talk like that) |
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(I know where it comin' from) |
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And I fool around an' made her mad |
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You know what she told me fellas |
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(what) |
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You know how they do |
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when they put they hands on the hip |
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(yeah) |
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They try to prove a point that way you know |
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You know what she told me fellas |
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(what) |
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(what she tell ya Albert) |
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We got it on |
