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A Cold Cold Christmas -Stephen Colbert |
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I want a cold cold Christmas |
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I hope it's 20below |
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Let a winter's storm bury all that's warm |
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In a bone chilling blanket of snow |
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Thought you would love me forever |
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Turns out you wanted to part |
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Now I want a cold cold Christmas |
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To go with your cold cold heart |
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Oh I want a cold cold Christmas |
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One that's bitter and barren and bleak |
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Where the weather's fowl |
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And the West wind's howl |
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And the sun doesn't shine for a week |
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You hung up my heart like a stocking |
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Then went and stuffed it with coal |
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Now I want a cold cold Christmas |
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To gnaw at the depths of your soul |
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I'll be alone this Christmas |
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You'd think it would cut like a knife |
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But I'm numb inside |
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Cause a part of me's died |
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From the frostbite you've spread on my life |
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Darling Christmas with you |
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I used to love it so |
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We trade presents |
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And kiss beneath the mistletoe |
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I said I loved you and |
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You said you loved me too |
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Remember |
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I said I loved you |
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And you said you loved me too |
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Those days are over now but |
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I still want you to know |
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Even though I'm not the one |
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You'll be kissing beneath that mistletoe |
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I'll be thinking of you every minute |
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On this day of love and cheer |
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And every minute |
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Of every other day of the year |
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I'm serious |
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So cold that it pierces your body |
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So cold that it hurts every breath |
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In fact I wouldn't mind |
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If you woke up to find |
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Your new man had frozen to death |
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So go have a cold cold Christmas |
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A blustery landscape of pain |
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Though I'm warm in my skin |
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I'm still snowed in |
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By the blizzard that fell in my brain |
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Only a week until New Year |
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That's when I'll make a new start |
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But first comes a cold cold Christmas |
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To go with your cold cold heart |
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Your frozen |
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Nasty |
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Heart |
