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I can't believe what Christmas |
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Has come to today |
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All these atheists and judges |
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Trying to take it away |
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No carols in our public schools |
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No trees at City Hall |
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And they wish you \"Season's Greetings\" |
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At the Shopping Mall |
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Ain't you sick of it all? |
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Chorus: |
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Well, there's a war on Christmas |
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It's under attack |
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But this year America's taking it back |
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Separate Church and State |
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That's what some lawyer said |
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I say it's time we separated |
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Him from his head |
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You can call me \"Unchristian\" |
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But that's not true |
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'Cause have I got a present for you |
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(spoken:) It's the thought that counts. |
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Christmas is as American |
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As apple pie |
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It's the late December version |
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Of the Fourth of July |
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And they may go by separate names |
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But Uncle Sam and Santa Claus are one and the same |
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So boys, take aim. |
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Chorus 2: |
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Hell, there's a war on Christmas |
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It's under attack |
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But this year America's taking it back |
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Separate Church and State |
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That's what some liberal said |
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I say it's time we liberated him from his head |
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You can call me \"Unchristian\" |
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But that's not true |
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Buddy, I got a present for you |
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(spoken:) Hope it's the right size. |
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O Say Can You See this Christmas |
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Baby Jesus, 'Tis of Thee |
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I'm placing 50 shining stars atop |
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The Statue of \"Libertree\" |
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Then I'll go and jingle the Liberty Bell |
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Hoist \"Old Glory\" with an elf |
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But if you say I can't deck my halls |
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Then I'll deck you myself. |
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Chorus 3: |
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Well, there's a war on Christmas |
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It's under attack |
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Hey, this year Old St. Nicholas is taking it back |
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He's firing guns from his reindeer |
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Dropping bombs from his sled |
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This year, if you were naughty, you're as good as dead |
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He's wearing red and white |
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But you can throw in blue |
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And has he got a present for you |
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And St. Toby's got one too |
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Yeah, we got a present for you |
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As in the A-C-L-U |
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(spoken:) Easy, Rudolph. Down boy. |
