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He walks into the room |
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He's got a briefcase like a bomb |
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A smile on both faces |
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And he calls it aplomb |
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He wants a bite of your apple |
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Hands you back the peel |
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He's fresh out of law school |
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He's got a license to steal |
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When he offers his advice |
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You can guarantee |
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For several hundred dollars an hour |
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He will see just how many complications |
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Your life will reveal |
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He's fresh out of law school |
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He's got a license to steal |
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He's an ambulance chaser |
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A waver of papers |
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He loves to mix with the movers and shakers |
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He's taking from them |
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He's taking from you |
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Lawyers love money |
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Anybody's will do |
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Just take it |
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He's poking his nose into people's despair |
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When tragedy strikes he will always be there |
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Looking so cool |
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His greed is hard to conceal |
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He's fresh out of law school |
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You gave him a license to steal |
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We've got seven hundred thousand attorneys at law |
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Nobody can tell me what we need them all for |
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We should throw them in chains |
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Chastise them and rebuke them |
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If it doesn't work |
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We ought to take 'em out and nuke 'em |
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Blow a lawyer to pieces |
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It's the obvious way |
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Don't wait for a thesis |
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Do it today |
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Take him to the court of no final appeal |
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When you're fresh out of lawyers |
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You don't know how good it's gonna feel |