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Pharaoh said: |
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(Pharaoh) |
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Well, stone the crows, this Joseph is a clever kid |
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Who'd have thought that fourteen cows could mean the things he said they did |
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Joseph, you must help me further, I have got a job for you |
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You shall lead us through this crisis, you shall be my number two |
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(Narrator) |
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Pharaoh told his guards to fetch a chisel from the local store |
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Whereupon he ordered them to cut the chains that Joseph wore |
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Joseph got a royal pardon and a host of splendid things |
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A chariot of gold, a cloak, a medal and some signet rings |
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Joseph (Joseph) |
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Pharaoh's number two (Pharaoh's number two) |
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Joseph (Joseph) |
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Egypt looks to you (Egypt looks to you) |
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Joseph (Joseph) |
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Pharaoh's number two (Pharaoh's number two) |
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Joseph (Joseph) |
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Egypt looks to you (Egypt looks to you) |
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Joseph! |
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Seven summers on the trot went perfect just as Joseph said |
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Joseph saw that food was gathered ready for the years ahead |
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Seven years of famine followed, Egypt did not mind a bit |
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The first recorded rationing in history was a hit |
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(Girls (Brooklyn style) |
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Joseph, how can we ever say |
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All that we want to about you? |
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We're so glad that you came our way, |
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We would have perished without you |
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(Pharaoh) |
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Joseph we are the perfect team |
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Old buddies that's you and me |
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I was wise to have chosen you |
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You'd be wise to agree |
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(Girls) |
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Joseph, how can we ever say |
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All that we want to about you? |
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We're so glad that you came our way, |
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We would have perished without you |
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(Pharaoh) |
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We were in a jam |
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Would have baffled Abraham |
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But now we're a partnership |
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It's just a piece of cake |
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(Girls) |
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Greatest man since Noah |
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Only goes to show ya |
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(Joseph) |
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Anyone from anywhere can make it |
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If they get a lucky break |
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(Narrator) |
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This could be a happy ending, perfect place to stop the show |
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Joseph after all has got about as far as he could go |
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But I'm sure that Jacob and his other sons have crossed your mind |
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How did famine hit the family Joseph left behind? |