| Song | Mr. Mistoffelees |
| Artist | Wayne Sleep |
| Artist | Paul Nicholas |
| Album | 60 |
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| 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber | |
| You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! | |
| The origional Conjuring cat | |
| The greatest magicians have something to learn | |
| From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| He is quiet, and small he is black | |
| From his ears to the tip of his tail | |
| He can creep through the tiniest crack | |
| He can walk on the narrowest rail | |
| He can pick any card from a pack | |
| He is equally cunning with dice | |
| He is always decieving you into believing | |
| That he's only hunting for mice | |
| He can play any trick with a cork | |
| Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste | |
| If you look for a knife or a fork | |
| And you think it merely misplaced | |
| You have seen it one moment and then it is gone | |
| You'll find it next week lying out on the lawn! | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| His manner is vague and aloof | |
| You would think there is nobody shyer | |
| But his voice has been heard on the roof | |
| When he was curled up by the fire | |
| And he sometimes been heard by the fire | |
| When he was about on the roof | |
| At least they all heard that somebody purred | |
| Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers | |
| And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours | |
| When he was asleep in the hall | |
| And not long ago this phenominal cat | |
| Produced seven kittens right out of a hat | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| PRESTO! |
| zuo qu : T. S. Eliot Andrew Lloyd Webber | |
| You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! | |
| The origional Conjuring cat | |
| The greatest magicians have something to learn | |
| From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| He is quiet, and small he is black | |
| From his ears to the tip of his tail | |
| He can creep through the tiniest crack | |
| He can walk on the narrowest rail | |
| He can pick any card from a pack | |
| He is equally cunning with dice | |
| He is always decieving you into believing | |
| That he' s only hunting for mice | |
| He can play any trick with a cork | |
| Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste | |
| If you look for a knife or a fork | |
| And you think it merely misplaced | |
| You have seen it one moment and then it is gone | |
| You' ll find it next week lying out on the lawn! | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| His manner is vague and aloof | |
| You would think there is nobody shyer | |
| But his voice has been heard on the roof | |
| When he was curled up by the fire | |
| And he sometimes been heard by the fire | |
| When he was about on the roof | |
| At least they all heard that somebody purred | |
| Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers | |
| And I' ve known the family to call him in from the garden for hours | |
| When he was asleep in the hall | |
| And not long ago this phenominal cat | |
| Produced seven kittens right out of a hat | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| PRESTO! |
| zuò qǔ : T. S. Eliot Andrew Lloyd Webber | |
| You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! | |
| The origional Conjuring cat | |
| The greatest magicians have something to learn | |
| From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| He is quiet, and small he is black | |
| From his ears to the tip of his tail | |
| He can creep through the tiniest crack | |
| He can walk on the narrowest rail | |
| He can pick any card from a pack | |
| He is equally cunning with dice | |
| He is always decieving you into believing | |
| That he' s only hunting for mice | |
| He can play any trick with a cork | |
| Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste | |
| If you look for a knife or a fork | |
| And you think it merely misplaced | |
| You have seen it one moment and then it is gone | |
| You' ll find it next week lying out on the lawn! | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| His manner is vague and aloof | |
| You would think there is nobody shyer | |
| But his voice has been heard on the roof | |
| When he was curled up by the fire | |
| And he sometimes been heard by the fire | |
| When he was about on the roof | |
| At least they all heard that somebody purred | |
| Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers | |
| And I' ve known the family to call him in from the garden for hours | |
| When he was asleep in the hall | |
| And not long ago this phenominal cat | |
| Produced seven kittens right out of a hat | |
| And we all say | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Oh! Well I never was there ever | |
| A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees | |
| PRESTO! |