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Get up early in the morning, going to the store |
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Post, Kellogs, |
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General Mills, it's the cereal war |
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Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more |
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Post, Kellogs, |
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General Mills, it's the cereal war |
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I hope sexual chocolate is in stock |
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It's got a condom in the box |
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I'll try some cocoa puffs today |
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What the fuck is |
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Sonny anyway? |
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Some say Dino's are the best |
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They've got more marshmallows than the rest |
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There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies |
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And always stay away from wheaties |
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Now it's dinner time and |
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I am going back to the store |
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I had some |
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Erkles, liked 'em a lot, it's the cereal war |
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I wish I were |
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Calvin or |
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Hobbes and then |
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I could try sugar bombs |
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The soggies will never get |
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CapnCrunch |
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I guess I'll have |
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Crunch Berries for lunch |
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Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind |
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I'll eatGive me sugar not nuts and twigs |
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Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you? |
