Song | The Talkin' Song Repair Blues |
Artist | Alan Jackson |
Album | What I Do |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Linde | |
The mechanic raised up from under my hood | |
He shook his head and said, "This ain't good | |
Your timin' belt's done, shrunk one size too small | |
Those spark plug wires are a little too long | |
And your main prodsponder's nearly gone | |
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all." | |
"The torque converter's runnin' low on torque | |
And that water pump's nearly down a quart | |
But we caught it all in time so you're in luck" | |
He said, "I've got the time and I've got the parts | |
Just give me the word and I'm ready to start | |
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks." | |
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won't take too long, it'll just take money | |
Then he said, "Ain't you that songwriter guy?" | |
I said, "Yes, I am," he said, "So am I." | |
And he sat down and played me a song by the grease rack | |
When he finished singin' he gave me a smile | |
And I closed my eyes and pondered awhile | |
And he said, "What do you think? Now don't hold nothin' back." | |
Well, I gave him my most sorrowful look | |
And I said, "This song's got a broken hook | |
I can order you a new one from Nashville but it won't be cheap | |
And I know you've been using a cut-rate thesaurus | |
'Cause your adverbs have backed up into your chorus | |
Now your verse is runnin' on verbs that are way too weak." | |
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won't take too long, it'll just take money | |
And I said, "Hold on friend now I'm not through | |
I hate to be the one to give you the news. | |
But your whole melodic structure's worked itself loose | |
It's got so many dotted eighth notes in it | |
I'd keep her under fifty beats per minute | |
I mean, that's just me talkin', it's really up to you." | |
And you've got a bad safety problem with | |
That dominant chord with the augmented fifth | |
Just see how dangerously high it raises you up | |
So just go on over there and work on my car | |
I'll sit here by the fan and chances are | |
I can straighten this thing out for eig...nine hundred bucks." | |
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won't take too long | |
You guessed it | |
It may be a hit | |
I like it... |
zuo ci : Linde | |
The mechanic raised up from under my hood | |
He shook his head and said, " This ain' t good | |
Your timin' belt' s done, shrunk one size too small | |
Those spark plug wires are a little too long | |
And your main prodsponder' s nearly gone | |
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain' t all." | |
" The torque converter' s runnin' low on torque | |
And that water pump' s nearly down a quart | |
But we caught it all in time so you' re in luck" | |
He said, " I' ve got the time and I' ve got the parts | |
Just give me the word and I' m ready to start | |
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long, it' ll just take money | |
Then he said, " Ain' t you that songwriter guy?" | |
I said, " Yes, I am," he said, " So am I." | |
And he sat down and played me a song by the grease rack | |
When he finished singin' he gave me a smile | |
And I closed my eyes and pondered awhile | |
And he said, " What do you think? Now don' t hold nothin' back." | |
Well, I gave him my most sorrowful look | |
And I said, " This song' s got a broken hook | |
I can order you a new one from Nashville but it won' t be cheap | |
And I know you' ve been using a cutrate thesaurus | |
' Cause your adverbs have backed up into your chorus | |
Now your verse is runnin' on verbs that are way too weak." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long, it' ll just take money | |
And I said, " Hold on friend now I' m not through | |
I hate to be the one to give you the news. | |
But your whole melodic structure' s worked itself loose | |
It' s got so many dotted eighth notes in it | |
I' d keep her under fifty beats per minute | |
I mean, that' s just me talkin', it' s really up to you." | |
And you' ve got a bad safety problem with | |
That dominant chord with the augmented fifth | |
Just see how dangerously high it raises you up | |
So just go on over there and work on my car | |
I' ll sit here by the fan and chances are | |
I can straighten this thing out for eig... nine hundred bucks." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long | |
You guessed it | |
It may be a hit | |
I like it... |
zuò cí : Linde | |
The mechanic raised up from under my hood | |
He shook his head and said, " This ain' t good | |
Your timin' belt' s done, shrunk one size too small | |
Those spark plug wires are a little too long | |
And your main prodsponder' s nearly gone | |
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain' t all." | |
" The torque converter' s runnin' low on torque | |
And that water pump' s nearly down a quart | |
But we caught it all in time so you' re in luck" | |
He said, " I' ve got the time and I' ve got the parts | |
Just give me the word and I' m ready to start | |
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long, it' ll just take money | |
Then he said, " Ain' t you that songwriter guy?" | |
I said, " Yes, I am," he said, " So am I." | |
And he sat down and played me a song by the grease rack | |
When he finished singin' he gave me a smile | |
And I closed my eyes and pondered awhile | |
And he said, " What do you think? Now don' t hold nothin' back." | |
Well, I gave him my most sorrowful look | |
And I said, " This song' s got a broken hook | |
I can order you a new one from Nashville but it won' t be cheap | |
And I know you' ve been using a cutrate thesaurus | |
' Cause your adverbs have backed up into your chorus | |
Now your verse is runnin' on verbs that are way too weak." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long, it' ll just take money | |
And I said, " Hold on friend now I' m not through | |
I hate to be the one to give you the news. | |
But your whole melodic structure' s worked itself loose | |
It' s got so many dotted eighth notes in it | |
I' d keep her under fifty beats per minute | |
I mean, that' s just me talkin', it' s really up to you." | |
And you' ve got a bad safety problem with | |
That dominant chord with the augmented fifth | |
Just see how dangerously high it raises you up | |
So just go on over there and work on my car | |
I' ll sit here by the fan and chances are | |
I can straighten this thing out for eig... nine hundred bucks." | |
But don' t be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny | |
It won' t take too long | |
You guessed it | |
It may be a hit | |
I like it... |