bai nian

拜年
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Song 拜年
Artist 赵本山
Album 赵本山小品辑
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[00:02.62] 赵本山:拽啥啊
[00:03.83] 高秀敏: 你咋这么慢呢?
[00:05.34] 赵本山: 咋快呀,我还会飞呀?
[00:07.00] 高秀敏: 你咋不知道着急呢?咱家那鱼塘快到期了,那乡长小舅子急了,他要承包,这么大事儿咱不找乡长说说能行么?
[00:15.94] 赵本山: 既然到期了说也没用!
[00:18.89] 高秀敏: 咱最后再争取争取呗!
[00:20.76] 赵本山: 你争取你这大过年你也太抠了,就带俩王八,丢人。
[00:27.11] 高秀敏: 要说依着我呀这俩完应都不拿了。
[00:30.75] 赵本山: 那拿啥呀?
[00:31.65] 高秀敏: 现在是不时兴送礼了,都讲究用感情沟通。
[00:34.57] 赵本山: 咋沟啊?
[00:35.93] 高秀敏: 用语言,说好听的呗。
[00:37.45] 赵本山: 完了,你让我玩鱼塘行,让我玩语言好有一比呀,
[00:42.22] 高秀敏: 比啥呀?
[01:01.37] 赵本山: 瞎么杵子上南极根本找不着北,脑血栓练下叉根本劈不开腿,大马猴穿旗袍根本就看不出美,你让潘长江去吻郑海霞,根本就够不着嘴。
[01:15.19] 高秀敏: 我说你呀你呀,一整这没用的你一套一套的,老头子你听我的,进屋咱先别着忙说事,猛劲给他戴高帽,多说几句拜年嗑,只要乡长心一乐,保证沟通的差不多。
[01:17.01] 赵本山: 戴高帽人就给你乐?
[01:18.31] 高秀敏: 那咋的,别说他乡长啊,就是大总统给他戴高帽他都乐啊,戴高乐么!
[01:23.61] 赵本山: 哦!
[01:26.73] 高秀敏: 敲门
[01:28.20] 赵本山: 哎呀我就怕见领导!
[01:29.95] 高秀敏: 你记住了,进屋先别着忙说事,看我的眼色行事。
[01:35.38] 赵本山: 恩,你敲吧!
[01:40.35] 范 伟: 哎呦,回来啦!你是?
[01:46.59] 高秀敏: 我是你老姑,
[01:48.66] 范 伟: 老姑?
[01:50.30] 高秀敏: 啊,咱俩原来一个堡子的,父老乡亲,小米饭把你养大,胡子里长满故事,想没想起来?
[01:57.99] 范 伟: 你是那家来的?
[01:59.47] 高秀敏: 东头老高家,把门第一家,三间大瓦房,我爹高满堂。
[02:02.79] 赵本山: 外号高大毛子!
[02:06.41] 范 伟: 哎呦,这个是?
[02:08.01] 高秀敏: 他呀,是我老头儿。
[02:10.69] 赵本山: 高大毛子是我姑爷,不是,我是他爹的老丈人,不对,他爹是我岳父,我们俩原配。
[02:20.81] 高秀敏: 乡长啊,要是在我这儿论那你还得管他叫老姑父呐!快来认识认识啊。
[02:26.84] 赵本山: 老姑父,过年好?
[02:29.71] 高秀敏: 反了,他管你叫老姑父。
[02:33.83] 赵本山: 哈哈
[02:35.53] 高秀敏: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[02:37.61] 范 伟: 哈哈
[02:43.69] 赵本山: 让进了吗?
[02:45.16] 范 伟: 这老头?
[02:46.76] 高秀敏: 乡长你进来吧,还在外头干啥呀?
[02:49.27] 范 伟: 这也不是到谁家了?
[02:54.34] 赵本山: 你坐啊!
[02:55.51] 范 伟: 哦
[02:58.37] 高秀敏: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[03:01.47] 赵本山: 哈哈哈
[03:04.41] 高秀敏: 乡长你想起来没?
[03:06.35] 范 伟: 哎呦我还是没想起来。
[03:09.02] 高秀敏: 你上中学走那天我还去送你了么,临别时送你上路,你回头跟乡亲们一摆手,当时老姑的心呐,默默无语两眼泪。
[03:18.60] 赵本山: 耳边响起驼铃声吗!
[03:24.99] 高秀敏: 这回想没想起来?
[03:27.01] 范 伟: 阿!这歌词我倒是想起来了,可是你还是没想起来。
[03:32.57] 高秀敏: 也难怪你想不起来,你说你上中学走那年那,我30多岁,今年我50。
[03:38.15] 赵本山: 我56。
[03:39.48] 高秀敏: 谁问你了?
[03:40.72] 赵本山: 你问不问我也56,属鸡的......
[03:46.77] 高秀敏: 你说要说这人那,没处看去,20来年没见面,你说你当乡长了,上那说理去?
[03:55.87] 范 伟: 我这个乡长当的还没处说理了?
[03:58.49] 赵本山: 说那叫啥话呀?范乡长就是天生当官材料,乡长你忘没?选你那年当乡长我是村里代表么
[04:07.60] 范 伟: 啊是是是,
[04:09.39] 赵本山: 那年我记得是7月份连雨天呐,那家伙从早上下一直下到中午哇哇的,就听咔嚓一个大雷,范乡长诞生了
[04:20.99] 范 伟: 不是你的意思我是那雷劈出来的?
[04:25.28] 高秀敏: 哎呀乡长他可不是那个意思,他那意思是说呀:霹雷一声震天响,来了小范当乡长,领导农友闹革命......
[04:33.49] 赵本山: 啊恩恩哼恩恩哼。
[04:39.61] 范 伟: 呵呵呵呵,老姑父你说什么呢这是。不是你们呐,肯定是有事儿,
[04:45.65] 高秀敏: 不不我们没啥事儿,我们那都是小事儿,乡长你说你这一年这事儿太多了,你给咱们全乡办了多少好事啊?你说从普及科学种田,到开发粮食项目,你今天去银行,明天跑科委。你真是操碎了心,磨破了嘴,身板差点没累毁。
[05:02.46] 赵本山: 还给寡妇挑过水呢!全乡都知道这事。
[05:10.60] 范 伟: 啊,那都是小事儿,噢......
[05:12.62] 高秀敏: 大事儿也有哇,大事儿......
[05:15.51] 赵本山: 大事儿一年干老了,香港回归、三峡治水、十五大召开、***访美、这一年把你忙......这也不是他干的啊?
[05:26.36] 高秀敏: 那不对啊,他给负责发布精神呐~
[05:29.53] 赵本山: 对,你一发神经,我们都干疯了!
[05:34.09] 范 伟: 我发什么神经我呀?
[05:36.71] 赵本山: 发精神,
[05:37.61] 范 伟: 我跟你说你们呐,不用给我带高帽,有事儿就直说。
[05:40.99] 赵本山: 他不让说,
[05:43.00] 高秀敏: 没啥事,这不是么来到年了,我跟你老姑父合计,你说这范乡长一年把咱们全乡领导的这么好,我俩呀代表基本群众来给范乡长拜个早年。
[05:53.76] 范 伟: 谢谢谢谢谢谢
[05:54.48] 赵本山: 过年好!
[05:55.41] 高秀敏: 我们衷心祝愿乡长,年年健康,岁岁平安,福如东海,寿比南山。
[05:59.43] 赵本山: 永远活在我们心中。
[06:06.60] 范 伟: 呵呵,不是,您老是不是有点用词儿不当啊,你们有事儿就说事儿,要是没事儿的话,哎,我可走了噢——
[06:18.01] 赵本山: 我哪句话不对了?
[06:19.05] 高秀敏: 你别老跟着瞎掺言,
[06:20.45] 赵本山: 我说那没别的意思啊,
[06:22.37] 高秀敏: 你去坐那等着,败吵吵了。
[06:23.34] 赵本山: 快说事儿,要走了都。
[06:24.35] 高秀敏: 乡长,我们有事儿。
[06:26.97] 范 伟: 你看看,我就知道你们肯定有事,来吧,说事。
[06:31.37] 高秀敏: 那啥,你小舅子昨天上我们家去了,
[06:34.83] 范 伟: 他干啥去?
[06:36.65] 高秀敏: 他给我们下了最后通牒,说啥不让我们俩养鳖,说这事要不答应,就把我们那王八捞出来挨按个放血。
[06:47.64] 赵本山: 那啥,乡长啊,我跟你说,嘻,我不知道说的好不好,
[06:52.08] 范 伟: 没事,你说吧;
[06:53.51] 赵本山: 你小舅子对你影响不好,嘻嘻...他有点仗势...嘻嘻...不好说,反正是影响不好,那天上俺家去了,那家伙一进门就告诉,谔谁那个老蔫巴和那老高婆子在家没?给我弄俩王八!俺俩就给焖上了么,喝酒一斤多,说那话就没处听。
[07:15.22] 高秀敏: 哎呀那家伙吹的呢,说他正在俄罗斯谈判,要买一个航空母舰,
[07:19.97] 赵本山: 赶紧倒出鱼塘来,我好回来抓紧时间训练。
[07:30.16] 范 伟: 您老是那个养鱼大王赵老蔫吧?
[07:33.73] 赵本山: 正是陛下。
[07:36.13] 范 伟: 你一进来我就认出来你了。
[07:38.10] 赵本山: 妈呀,乡长把我认出来了。
[07:40.79] 高秀敏: 乡长啊,这不是我俩来问问就是拥故这个鱼塘的事,这不是到期了吗?我俩问问下一期到底包给谁了?
[07:47.84] 范 伟: 哎呦,关于这件事儿,你等过了年由下一任乡长通知你们。
[07:52.77] 高秀敏: 下一任?
[07:54.32] 赵本山: 你就告诉得了呗
[07:56.35] 范 伟: 这不是刚开完人代会吗,我已经不是乡长了。
[08:01.87] 高秀敏: 你下来了?
[08:03.66] 范 伟: 啊!下来了,呵呵呵!
[08:06.22] 赵本山: 妈呀,下来啦?哎呀我的妈呀,你下来你早说你看把我两口子累的。这家伙下来也就平级了我也不用怕你了,哎呀下来了。
[08:26.76] 高秀敏: 你给我们整点水呀?这嗓子都干巴了这家伙说的。
[08:30.15] 范 伟: 好好好!
[08:31.25] 高秀敏: 哎呀我的天呐,这家伙累的。
[08:32.43] 赵本山: 哎呀,这家伙连大气都没敢喘,
[08:36.89] 范 伟: 倒水!
[08:38.80] 赵本山: 够了,俺俩分点儿得了,不用了。
[08:42.59] 范 伟: 呵呵!
[08:43.85] 赵本山: 有烟没呀?
[08:45.54] 范 伟: 啊啊啊,我不会抽烟,对不起!
[08:47.11] 赵本山: 那就算了。
[08:49.27] 高秀敏: 哎呀,下来了?
[08:51.03] 赵本山: 嗯,拥故啥呀?腐败啦?
[08:57.96] 范 伟: 啊,是这么个事。
[09:01.65] 高秀敏: 你别说了,你下不下来我们不管,今天我们俩来呢就是想知道知道这个鱼塘咱们乡里究竟包给谁了。
[09:09.67] 范 伟: 我不是说了吗,过了年,你就明白了。
[09:12.17] 高秀敏: 啊呀呀呀也不别过了年了,谁听不明白呀,现在我就明白了,那还用问呐,肯定是包给你小舅子了,你俩合伙包的,我说三胖子,
[09:24.00] 赵本山: 三胖子?
[09:25.40] 范 伟: 啊啊啊,我小名叫三胖子,哈哈!
[09:28.29] 赵本山: 哦,我小名叫狗剩子。
[09:31.76] 高秀敏: 三胖子,不是我说你呀,作为老乡你是真不够意思啊!你说你当乡长当这么多年搂够了,临下台之前把小舅子安排明白了,得罪人的事儿让下届领导说,你里外装好人,不是我说你三胖子,像你这样的领导干部啊,
[09:46.30] 赵本山: 哎哎哎?
[09:47.74] 高秀敏: 把你撸下来算对了,对了。
[09:51.51] 赵本山: 干啥呀?过分了嗷,你咋这样呢?刚才你说那些话跟现在也不对卤子了,让人下来你就说那难听话,我看不好,是不?既然这大侄儿从乡长一下变成三胖子了,咱就不要照头再给一棒子了,对不?这时候的人,最需要理解,需要安慰,是不?谁一生还还还不犯点错误啊?犯错误就改,改完再犯呗,
[10:24.61] 范 伟: 嗯?
[10:25.74] 赵本山: 不是啊犯完再改,改完再犯,千锤百炼么!没事!这个,老姑父陪你沟通沟通,我也没吃饭咱俩整两盅呗?
[10:35.68] 范 伟: 哎呦呦太好了!快快快,上炕上炕;
[10:38.27] 赵本山: 这时候人最空虚的时候,你别跟他那样。
[10:44.52] 高秀敏: 我说你这心咋这么大呢?
[10:46.12] 赵本山: 一生哪有恁顺利啊?
[10:48.37] 高秀敏: 那来钱道都让人堵死了,你还有心思喝酒啊?
[10:50.93] 赵本山: 呆着吧!
[10:51.75] 高秀敏: 你现在就是给我喝云南白药也无法拟补我们心灵上的创伤~回家
[10:58.40] 赵本山: 你咋这样呢,
[11:00.62] 高秀敏: 我让你回家!
[11:02.37] 赵本山: 我让你——呆着!美呀?我还管不了你了,坐兹没声!坐下噢!……啥好事儿都一家的啊?地球非得围你转,你是太阳啊?说那些个臭氧层子有啥用啊?
[11:28.94] 高秀敏: 他小舅子会养鱼啊?
[11:30.74] 赵本山: 我下生就会啊?学呗!没事三胖子,你告诉你小舅子有不会的地方你问老姑父,老姑父干别的不行,养鱼绝对是这个。我告诉你你不下来了么正好没啥事儿干,你养鱼,你当乡长一年累——累够戗的,你整的那着急上火的,完了这嘎哒还写信那啥又告你,你犯不上!你养鱼!我这一年五六万呐!
[11:56.11] 高秀敏: 咳!
[11:57.04] 赵本山: 你咳嗽它也是五六万,你不用搁那!特别是养甲鱼,一本万利。我告诉你,我给你拿两条。这完应看好水,掌握好饲料,我完全自己配制食料!吃啥完应爱长。
[12:15.19] 范 伟: 喝酒!
[12:15.90] 赵本山: 喝酒不行,喝酒它上头。你给它喝酒,它酒糟都不吃!
[12:21.46] 范 伟: 我说咱爷俩喝酒!
[12:23.55] 赵本山: 啊?咱俩啊,我寻思你给王八灌酒呢!哎,喝!
[12:33.50] (电话响)
[12:34.79] 赵本山: 你把那干了!
[12:35.79] 范 伟: 不行,我喝不了那些。电话电话;
[12:38.08] 赵本山: 我接,谁来呀,你把那干了,嗯嗯嗯,你喝了,我跟他说去。你谁呀?喝酒呢。不干了,你别往这打了,养鱼了,嗨你说别的没用,就是不干!找——范县长——报到?你找县长你往乡长家都不干了,你跟我扯那没用的,他找范县长报……
[13:04.85] 范 伟: 是找我的,
[13:07.53] (本山落地)
[13:09.83] 范 伟: 喂!喂!没事儿!没事儿,这边有个客人。
[13:17.46] 赵本山: 我鞋那?完了完了,产房传喜讯,人家升了……该!我说不让你来不让你来偏来,这回乍样?我觉你耗子给猫当**你挣钱不要命了!
[13:42.28] 高秀敏: 那你都怨我呀?
[13:43.38] 赵本山: 不怨你怨谁呀?刚才我是不是上炕了?
[13:45.91] 范 伟: 对,
[13:47.44] 赵本山: 我是不是喝酒了?
[13:49.13] 范 伟: 对,
[13:49.30] 高秀敏: 你还吃人家菜了那!
[13:49.87] 范 伟: 太对了!
[13:50.86] 赵本山: 这可咋整啊?
[13:51.72] 范 伟: 以后处理吧!
[13:52.84] 赵本山: 哎呀妈呀!
[13:53.62] 高秀敏: 咋办呐?
[13:54.40] 赵本山: 回走!
[13:55.25] 高秀敏: 那咱那甲鱼还在屋呢,还有筐!
[13:57.08] 赵本山: 你要啥甲鱼!
[13:58.24] 范 伟: (拿着鞋出来)哎给你给你——
[14:00.14] 赵本山: 这你炖了吃了吧,这完应味才好呢,妈呀!
[14:02.22] 范 伟: 呵呵穿上别着凉!老姑进屋吧!
[14:05.79] 高秀敏: 那啥那鱼塘我们不包了,
[14:07.78] 范 伟: 进屋吧!
[14:08.85] 高秀敏: 那鱼塘我们真不包了,
[14:09.79] 范 伟: 进屋吧!
[14:10.67] 高秀敏: 我们真不包了,现在我俩回去给窝棚扒了把王八捞出来按个放血。不包了!
[14:16.96] 范 伟: 老姑你这是逼我啊,实话告诉你吧,下一期鱼塘,还由你们继续承包!
[14:24.25] 高秀敏: 不可能,那我在屋里那么问你都没说呢?
[14:29.06] 范 伟: 我为什么不想告诉你那,你说我那个小舅子他想包鱼塘,他是那块料么,干啥啥不行吃啥啥没够,我怕一告诉你们呐,年前一传出去,他又喝点酒到我们家这个那个那个这个的,我烦他!老姑,我也忙一年了,我也想过个消停年呐!老姑!
[14:49.84] 高秀敏: 那过完年他不还得闹你么?
[14:52.14] 范 伟: 闹谁去呀?过了年我到县里上班了,乡里都换新领导了,他闹腾谁啊?
[14:57.91] 赵本山: 对,在闹就收实他!
[14:58.75] 范 伟: 哈,没错!
[15:00.80] 高秀敏: 那乡长太谢谢你了,
[15:02.23] 赵本山: 好人。
[15:02.91] 高秀敏: 那真谢谢你了,那啥你上俺们家吃点饭去呗?
[15:05.20] 范 伟: 不了不了,这回你俩放心了吧?把东西都拿着,我还得报到去呢。
[15:11.66] 高秀敏: 哎乡长,这是给你拿来的,你吃 !
[15:13.48] 范 伟: 不行不行不行不行,老姑再见!
[15:17.14] 赵本山: 再见老姑父!
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[00:02.62] zhao ben shan: zhuai sha a
[00:03.83] gao xiu min: ni za zhe me man ne?
[00:05.34] zhao ben shan: za kuai ya, wo hai hui fei ya?
[00:07.00] gao xiu min: ni za bu zhi dao zhao ji ne? za jia na yu tang kuai dao qi le, na xiang chang xiao jiu zi ji le, ta yao cheng bao, zhe me da shi er zan bu zhao xiang chang shuo shuo neng xing me?
[00:15.94] zhao ben shan: ji ran dao qi le shuo ye mei yong!
[00:18.89] gao xiu min: zan zui hou zai zheng qu zheng qu bei!
[00:20.76] zhao ben shan: ni zheng qu ni zhe da guo nian ni ye tai kou le, jiu dai lia wang ba, diu ren.
[00:27.11] gao xiu min: yao shuo yi zhe wo ya zhe lia wan ying dou bu na le.
[00:30.75] zhao ben shan: na na sha ya?
[00:31.65] gao xiu min: xian zai shi bu shi xing song li le, dou jiang jiu yong gan qing gou tong.
[00:34.57] zhao ben shan: za gou a?
[00:35.93] gao xiu min: yong yu yan, shuo hao ting de bei.
[00:37.45] zhao ben shan: wan le, ni rang wo wan yu tang xing, rang wo wan yu yan hao you yi bi ya,
[00:42.22] gao xiu min: bi sha ya?
[01:01.37] zhao ben shan: xia me chu zi shang nan ji gen ben zhao bu zhao bei, nao xue shuan lian xia cha gen ben pi bu kai tui, da ma hou chuan qi pao gen ben jiu kan bu chu mei, ni rang pan chang jiang qu wen zheng hai xia, gen ben jiu gou bu zhao zui.
[01:15.19] gao xiu min: wo shuo ni ya ni ya, yi zheng zhe mei yong de ni yi tao yi tao de, lao tou zi ni ting wo de, jin wu zan xian bie zhao mang shuo shi, meng jin gei ta dai gao mao, duo shuo ji ju bai nian ke, zhi yao xiang chang xin yi le, bao zheng gou tong de cha bu duo.
[01:17.01] zhao ben shan: dai gao mao ren jiu gei ni le?
[01:18.31] gao xiu min: na za de, bie shuo ta xiang chang a, jiu shi da zong tong gei ta dai gao mao ta dou le a, dai gao le me!
[01:23.61] zhao ben shan: o!
[01:26.73] gao xiu min: qiao men
[01:28.20] zhao ben shan: ai ya wo jiu pa jian ling dao!
[01:29.95] gao xiu min: ni ji zhu le, jin wu xian bie zhao mang shuo shi, kan wo de yan se xing shi.
[01:35.38] zhao ben shan: en, ni qiao ba!
[01:40.35] fan wei: ai you, hui lai la! ni shi?
[01:46.59] gao xiu min: wo shi ni lao gu,
[01:48.66] fan wei: lao gu?
[01:50.30] gao xiu min: a, zan lia yuan lai yi ge bu zi de, fu lao xiang qin, xiao mi fan ba ni yang da, hu zi li chang man gu shi, xiang mei xiang qi lai?
[01:57.99] fan wei: ni shi na jia lai de?
[01:59.47] gao xiu min: dong tou lao gao jia, ba men di yi jia, san jian da wa fang, wo die gao man tang.
[02:02.79] zhao ben shan: wai hao gao da mao zi!
[02:06.41] fan wei: ai you, zhe ge shi?
[02:08.01] gao xiu min: ta ya, shi wo lao tou er.
[02:10.69] zhao ben shan: gao da mao zi shi wo gu ye, bu shi, wo shi ta die de lao zhang ren, bu dui, ta die shi wo yue fu, wo men lia yuan pei.
[02:20.81] gao xiu min: xiang chang a, yao shi zai wo zhe er lun na ni hai de guan ta jiao lao gu fu na! kuai lai ren shi ren shi a.
[02:26.84] zhao ben shan: lao gu fu, guo nian hao?
[02:29.71] gao xiu min: fan le, ta guan ni jiao lao gu fu.
[02:33.83] zhao ben shan: ha ha
[02:35.53] gao xiu min: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:37.61] fan wei: ha ha
[02:43.69] zhao ben shan: rang jin le ma?
[02:45.16] fan wei: zhe lao tou?
[02:46.76] gao xiu min: xiang chang ni jin lai ba, hai zai wai tou gan sha ya?
[02:49.27] fan wei: zhe ye bu shi dao shui jia le?
[02:54.34] zhao ben shan: ni zuo a!
[02:55.51] fan wei: o
[02:58.37] gao xiu min: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[03:01.47] zhao ben shan: ha ha ha
[03:04.41] gao xiu min: xiang chang ni xiang qi lai mei?
[03:06.35] fan wei: ai you wo hai shi mei xiang qi lai.
[03:09.02] gao xiu min: ni shang zhong xue zou na tian wo hai qu song ni le me, lin bie shi song ni shang lu, ni hui tou gen xiang qin men yi bai shou, dang shi lao gu de xin na, mo mo wu yu liang yan lei.
[03:18.60] zhao ben shan: er bian xiang qi tuo ling sheng ma!
[03:24.99] gao xiu min: zhe hui xiang mei xiang qi lai?
[03:27.01] fan wei: a! zhe ge ci wo dao shi xiang qi lai le, ke shi ni hai shi mei xiang qi lai.
[03:32.57] gao xiu min: ye nan guai ni xiang bu qi lai, ni shuo ni shang zhong xue zou na nian na, wo 30 duo sui, jin nian wo 50.
[03:38.15] zhao ben shan: wo 56.
[03:39.48] gao xiu min: shui wen ni le?
[03:40.72] zhao ben shan: ni wen bu wen wo ye 56, shu ji de......
[03:46.77] gao xiu min: ni shuo yao shuo zhe ren na, mei chu kan qu, 20 lai nian mei jian mian, ni shuo ni dang xiang chang le, shang na shuo li qu?
[03:55.87] fan wei: wo zhe ge xiang chang dang de hai mei chu shuo li le?
[03:58.49] zhao ben shan: shuo na jiao sha hua ya? fan xiang chang jiu shi tian sheng dang guan cai liao, xiang chang ni wang mei? xuan ni na nian dang xiang chang wo shi cun li dai biao me
[04:07.60] fan wei: a shi shi shi,
[04:09.39] zhao ben shan: na nian wo ji de shi 7 yue fen lian yu tian na, na jia huo cong zao shang xia yi zhi xia dao zhong wu wa wa de, jiu ting ka cha yi ge da lei, fan xiang chang dan sheng le
[04:20.99] fan wei: bu shi ni de yi si wo shi na lei pi chu lai de?
[04:25.28] gao xiu min: ai ya xiang chang ta ke bu shi na ge yi si, ta na yi si shi shuo ya: pi lei yi sheng zhen tian xiang, lai le xiao fan dang xiang chang, ling dao nong you nao ge ming......
[04:33.49] zhao ben shan: a en en heng en en heng.
[04:39.61] fan wei: he he he he, lao gu fu ni shuo shi mo ne zhe shi. bu shi ni men na, ken ding shi you shi er,
[04:45.65] gao xiu min: bu bu wo men mei sha shi er, wo men na dou shi xiao shi er, xiang chang ni shuo ni zhe yi nian zhe shi er tai duo le, ni gei zan men quan xiang ban le duo shao hao shi a? ni shuo cong pu ji ke xue zhong tian, dao kai fa liang shi xiang mu, ni jin tian qu yin hang, ming tian pao ke wei. ni zhen shi cao sui le xin, mo po le zui, shen ban cha dian mei lei hui.
[05:02.46] zhao ben shan: huan gei gua fu tiao guo shui ne! quan xiang dou zhi dao zhe shi.
[05:10.60] fan wei: a, na dou shi xiao shi er, o......
[05:12.62] gao xiu min: da shi er ye you wa, da shi er......
[05:15.51] zhao ben shan: da shi er yi nian gan lao le, xiang gang hui gui san xia zhi shui shi wu da zhao kai fang mei zhe yi nian ba ni mang...... zhe ye bu shi ta gan de a?
[05:26.36] gao xiu min: na bu dui a, ta gei fu ze fa bu jing shen na
[05:29.53] zhao ben shan: dui, ni yi fa shen jing, wo men dou gan feng le!
[05:34.09] fan wei: wo fa shen me shen jing wo ya?
[05:36.71] zhao ben shan: fa jing shen,
[05:37.61] fan wei: wo gen ni shuo ni men na, bu yong gei wo dai gao mao, you shi er jiu zhi shuo.
[05:40.99] zhao ben shan: ta bu rang shuo,
[05:43.00] gao xiu min: mei sha shi, zhe bu shi me lai dao nian le, wo gen ni lao gu fu he ji, ni shuo zhe fan xiang chang yi nian ba zan men quan xiang ling dao de zhe me hao, wo lia ya dai biao ji ben qun zhong lai gei fan xiang chang bai ge zao nian.
[05:53.76] fan wei: xie xie xie xie xie xie
[05:54.48] zhao ben shan: guo nian hao!
[05:55.41] gao xiu min: wo men zhong xin zhu yuan xiang chang, nian nian jian kang, sui sui ping an, fu ru dong hai, shou bi nan shan.
[05:59.43] zhao ben shan: yong yuan huo zai wo men xin zhong.
[06:06.60] fan wei: he he, bu shi, nin lao shi bu shi you dian yong ci er bu dang a, ni men you shi er jiu shuo shi er, yao shi mei shi er de hua, ai, wo ke zou le o
[06:18.01] zhao ben shan: wo na ju hua bu dui le?
[06:19.05] gao xiu min: ni bie lao gen zhe xia can yan,
[06:20.45] zhao ben shan: wo shuo na mei bie de yi si a,
[06:22.37] gao xiu min: ni qu zuo na deng zhe, bai chao chao le.
[06:23.34] zhao ben shan: kuai shuo shi er, yao zou le dou.
[06:24.35] gao xiu min: xiang chang, wo men you shi er.
[06:26.97] fan wei: ni kan kan, wo jiu zhi dao ni men ken ding you shi, lai ba, shuo shi.
[06:31.37] gao xiu min: na sha, ni xiao jiu zi zuo tian shang wo men jia qu le,
[06:34.83] fan wei: ta gan sha qu?
[06:36.65] gao xiu min: ta gei wo men xia le zui hou tong die, shuo sha bu rang wo men lia yang bie, shuo zhe shi yao bu da ying, jiu ba wo men na wang ba lao chu lai ai an ge fang xue.
[06:47.64] zhao ben shan: na sha, xiang chang a, wo gen ni shuo, xi, wo bu zhi dao shuo de hao bu hao,
[06:52.08] fan wei: mei shi, ni shuo ba
[06:53.51] zhao ben shan: ni xiao jiu zi dui ni ying xiang bu hao, xi xi... ta you dian zhang shi... xi xi... bu hao shuo, fan zheng shi ying xiang bu hao, na tian shang an jia qu le, na jia huo yi jin men jiu gao su, e shui na ge lao nian ba he na lao gao po zi zai jia mei? gei wo nong lia wang ba! an lia jiu gei men shang le me, he jiu yi jin duo, shuo na hua jiu mei chu ting.
[07:15.22] gao xiu min: ai ya na jia huo chui de ne, shuo ta zheng zai e luo si tan pan, yao mai yi ge hang kong mu jian,
[07:19.97] zhao ben shan: gan jin dao chu yu tang lai, wo hao hui lai zhua jin shi jian xun lian.
[07:30.16] fan wei: nin lao shi na ge yang yu dai wang zhao lao nian ba?
[07:33.73] zhao ben shan: zheng shi bi xia.
[07:36.13] fan wei: ni yi jin lai wo jiu ren chu lai ni le.
[07:38.10] zhao ben shan: ma ya, xiang chang ba wo ren chu lai le.
[07:40.79] gao xiu min: xiang chang a, zhe bu shi wo lia lai wen wen jiu shi yong gu zhe ge yu tang de shi, zhe bu shi dao qi le ma? wo lia wen wen xia yi qi dao di bao gei shui le?
[07:47.84] fan wei: ai you, guan yu zhe jian shi er, ni deng guo le nian you xia yi ren xiang chang tong zhi ni men.
[07:52.77] gao xiu min: xia yi ren?
[07:54.32] zhao ben shan: ni jiu gao su de le bei
[07:56.35] fan wei: zhe bu shi gang kai wan ren dai hui ma, wo yi jing bu shi xiang chang le.
[08:01.87] gao xiu min: ni xia lai le?
[08:03.66] fan wei: a! xia lai le, he he a!
[08:06.22] zhao ben shan: ma ya, xia lai la? ai ya wo de ma ya, ni xia lai ni zao shuo ni kan ba wo liang kou zi lei de. zhe jia huo xia lai ye jiu ping ji le wo ye bu yong pa ni le, ai ya xia lai le.
[08:26.76] gao xiu min: ni gei wo men zheng dian shui ya? zhe sang zi dou gan ba le zhe jia huo shuo de.
[08:30.15] fan wei: hao hao hao!
[08:31.25] gao xiu min: ai ya wo de tian na, zhe jia huo lei de.
[08:32.43] zhao ben shan: ai ya, zhe jia huo lian da qi dou mei gan chuan,
[08:36.89] fan wei: dao shui!
[08:38.80] zhao ben shan: gou le, an lia fen dian er de le, bu yong le.
[08:42.59] fan wei: he he!
[08:43.85] zhao ben shan: you yan mei ya?
[08:45.54] fan wei: a a a, wo bu hui chou yan, dui bu qi!
[08:47.11] zhao ben shan: na jiu suan le.
[08:49.27] gao xiu min: ai ya, xia lai le?
[08:51.03] zhao ben shan: , yong gu sha ya? fu bai la?
[08:57.96] fan wei: a, shi zhe me ge shi.
[09:01.65] gao xiu min: ni bie shuo le, ni xia bu xia lai wo men bu guan, jin tian wo men lia lai ne jiu shi xiang zhi dao zhi dao zhe ge yu tang zan men xiang li jiu jing bao gei shui le.
[09:09.67] fan wei: wo bu shi shuo le ma, guo le nian, ni jiu ming bai le.
[09:12.17] gao xiu min: a ya ya ya ye bu bie guo le nian le, shui ting bu ming bai ya, xian zai wo jiu ming bai le, na hai yong wen na, ken ding shi bao gei ni xiao jiu zi le, ni lia he huo bao de, wo shuo san pang zi,
[09:24.00] zhao ben shan: san pang zi?
[09:25.40] fan wei: a a a, wo xiao ming jiao san pang zi, ha ha!
[09:28.29] zhao ben shan: o, wo xiao ming jiao gou sheng zi.
[09:31.76] gao xiu min: san pang zi, bu shi wo shuo ni ya, zuo wei lao xiang ni shi zhen bu gou yi si a! ni shuo ni dang xiang chang dang zhe me duo nian lou gou le, lin xia tai zhi qian ba xiao jiu zi an pai ming bai le, de zui ren de shi er rang xia jie ling dao shuo, ni li wai zhuang hao ren, bu shi wo shuo ni san pang zi, xiang ni zhe yang de ling dao gan bu a,
[09:46.30] zhao ben shan: ai ai ai?
[09:47.74] gao xiu min: ba ni lu xia lai suan dui le, dui le.
[09:51.51] zhao ben shan: gan sha ya? guo fen le ao, ni za zhe yang ne? gang cai ni shuo nei xie hua gen xian zai ye bu dui lu zi le, rang ren xia lai ni jiu shuo na nan ting hua, wo kan bu hao, shi bu? ji ran zhe da zhi er cong xiang chang yi xia bian cheng san pang zi le, zan jiu bu yao zhao tou zai gei yi bang zi le, dui bu? zhe shi hou de ren, zui xu yao li jie, xu yao an wei, shi bu? shui yi sheng huan hai hai bu fan dian cuo wu a? fan cuo wu jiu gai, gai wan zai fan bei,
[10:24.61] fan wei: ?
[10:25.74] zhao ben shan: bu shi a fan wan zai gai, gai wan zai fan, qian chui bai lian me! mei shi! zhe ge, lao gu fu pei ni gou tong gou tong, wo ye mei chi fan zan lia zheng liang zhong bei?
[10:35.68] fan wei: ai you you tai hao le! kuai kuai kuai, shang kang shang kang
[10:38.27] zhao ben shan: zhe shi hou ren zui kong xu de shi hou, ni bie gen ta na yang.
[10:44.52] gao xiu min: wo shuo ni zhe xin za zhe me da ne?
[10:46.12] zhao ben shan: yi sheng na you nen shun li a?
[10:48.37] gao xiu min: na lai qian dao dou rang ren du si le, ni hai you xin si he jiu a?
[10:50.93] zhao ben shan: dai zhe ba!
[10:51.75] gao xiu min: ni xian zai jiu shi gei wo he yun nan bai yao ye wu fa ni bu wo men xin ling shang de chuang shang hui jia
[10:58.40] zhao ben shan: ni za zhe yang ne,
[11:00.62] gao xiu min: wo rang ni hui jia!
[11:02.37] zhao ben shan: wo rang ni dai zhe! mei ya? wo hai guan bu liao ni le, zuo zi mei sheng! zuo xia o! sha hao shi er dou yi jia de a? di qiu fei dei wei ni zhuan, ni shi tai yang a? shuo nei xie ge chou yang ceng zi you sha yong a?
[11:28.94] gao xiu min: ta xiao jiu zi hui yang yu a?
[11:30.74] zhao ben shan: wo xia sheng jiu hui a? xue bei! mei shi san pang zi, ni gao su ni xiao jiu zi you bu hui de di fang ni wen lao gu fu, lao gu fu gan bie de bu xing, yang yu jue dui shi zhe ge. wo gao su ni ni bu xia lai le me zheng hao mei sha shi er gan, ni yang yu, ni dang xiang chang yi nian lei lei gou qiang de, ni zheng de na zhao ji shang huo de, wan le zhe ga da hai xie xin na sha you gao ni, ni fan bu shang! ni yang yu! wo zhe yi nian wu liu wan na!
[11:56.11] gao xiu min: hai!
[11:57.04] zhao ben shan: ni ke sou ta ye shi wu liu wan, ni bu yong ge na! te bie shi yang jia yu, yi ben wan li. wo gao su ni, wo gei ni na liang tiao. zhe wan ying kan hao shui, zhang wo hao si liao, wo wan quan zi ji pei zhi shi liao! chi sha wan ying ai zhang.
[12:15.19] fan wei: he jiu!
[12:15.90] zhao ben shan: he jiu bu xing, he jiu ta shang tou. ni gei ta he jiu, ta jiu zao dou bu chi!
[12:21.46] fan wei: wo shuo zan ye lia he jiu!
[12:23.55] zhao ben shan: a? zan lia a, wo xun si ni gei wang ba guan jiu ne! ai, he!
[12:33.50] dian hua xiang
[12:34.79] zhao ben shan: ni ba na gan le!
[12:35.79] fan wei: bu xing, wo he bu liao nei xie. dian hua dian hua
[12:38.08] zhao ben shan: wo jie, shui lai ya, ni ba na gan le, , ni he le, wo gen ta shuo qu. ni shui ya? he jiu ne. bu gan le, ni bie wang zhe da le, yang yu le, hai ni shuo bie de mei yong, jiu shi bu gan! zhao fan xian zhang bao dao? ni zhao xian zhang ni wang xiang chang jia dou bu gan le, ni gen wo che na mei yong de, ta zhao fan xian zhang bao
[13:04.85] fan wei: shi zhao wo de,
[13:07.53] ben shan luo di
[13:09.83] fan wei: wei! wei! mei shi er! mei shi er, zhe bian you ge ke ren.
[13:17.46] zhao ben shan: wo xie na? wan le wan le, chan fang chuan xi xun, ren jia sheng le gai! wo shuo bu rang ni lai bu rang ni lai pian lai, zhe hui zha yang? wo jue ni hao zi gei mao dang ni zheng qian bu yao ming le!
[13:42.28] gao xiu min: na ni dou yuan wo ya?
[13:43.38] zhao ben shan: bu yuan ni yuan shui ya? gang cai wo shi bu shi shang kang le?
[13:45.91] fan wei: dui,
[13:47.44] zhao ben shan: wo shi bu shi he jiu le?
[13:49.13] fan wei: dui,
[13:49.30] gao xiu min: ni hai chi ren jia cai le na!
[13:49.87] fan wei: tai dui le!
[13:50.86] zhao ben shan: zhe ke za zheng a?
[13:51.72] fan wei: yi hou chu li ba!
[13:52.84] zhao ben shan: ai ya ma ya!
[13:53.62] gao xiu min: za ban na?
[13:54.40] zhao ben shan: hui zou!
[13:55.25] gao xiu min: na zan na jia yu hai zai wu ne, hai you kuang!
[13:57.08] zhao ben shan: ni yao sha jia yu!
[13:58.24] fan wei: na zhe xie chu lai ai gei ni gei ni
[14:00.14] zhao ben shan: zhe ni dun le chi le ba, zhe wan ying wei cai hao ne, ma ya!
[14:02.22] fan wei: he he chuan shang bie zhao liang! lao gu jin wu ba!
[14:05.79] gao xiu min: na sha na yu tang wo men bu bao le,
[14:07.78] fan wei: jin wu ba!
[14:08.85] gao xiu min: na yu tang wo men zhen bu bao le,
[14:09.79] fan wei: jin wu ba!
[14:10.67] gao xiu min: wo men zhen bu bao le, xian zai wo lia hui qu gei wo peng ba le ba wang ba lao chu lai an ge fang xue. bu bao le!
[14:16.96] fan wei: lao gu ni zhe shi bi wo a, shi hua gao su ni ba, xia yi qi yu tang, hai you ni men ji xu cheng bao!
[14:24.25] gao xiu min: bu ke neng, na wo zai wu li na me wen ni dou mei shuo ne?
[14:29.06] fan wei: wo wei shi me bu xiang gao su ni na, ni shuo wo na ge xiao jiu zi ta xiang bao yu tang, ta shi na kuai liao me, gan sha sha bu xing chi sha sha mei gou, wo pa yi gao su ni men na, nian qian yi chuan chu qu, ta you he dian jiu dao wo men jia zhe ge na ge na ge zhe ge de, wo fan ta! lao gu, wo ye mang yi nian le, wo ye xiang guo ge xiao ting nian na! lao gu!
[14:49.84] gao xiu min: na guo wan nian ta bu hai de nao ni me?
[14:52.14] fan wei: nao shui qu ya? guo le nian wo dao xian li shang ban le, xiang li dou huan xin ling dao le, ta nao teng shui a?
[14:57.91] zhao ben shan: dui, zai nao jiu shou shi ta!
[14:58.75] fan wei: ha, mei cuo!
[15:00.80] gao xiu min: na xiang chang tai xie xie ni le,
[15:02.23] zhao ben shan: hao ren.
[15:02.91] gao xiu min: na zhen xie xie ni le, na sha ni shang an men jia chi dian fan qu bei?
[15:05.20] fan wei: bu liao bu liao, zhe hui ni lia fang xin le ba? ba dong xi dou na zhe, wo hai de bao dao qu ne.
[15:11.66] gao xiu min: ai xiang chang, zhe shi gei ni na lai de, ni chi !
[15:13.48] fan wei: bu xing bu xing bu xing bu xing, lao gu zai jian!
[15:17.14] zhao ben shan: zai jian lao gu fu!
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[00:02.62] zhào běn shān: zhuāi shà a
[00:03.83] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ zǎ zhè me màn ne?
[00:05.34] zhào běn shān: zǎ kuài ya, wǒ hái huì fēi ya?
[00:07.00] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ zǎ bù zhī dào zháo jí ne? zá jiā nà yú táng kuài dào qī le, nà xiāng cháng xiǎo jiù zǐ jí le, tā yào chéng bāo, zhè me dà shì ér zán bù zhǎo xiāng cháng shuō shuō néng xíng me?
[00:15.94] zhào běn shān: jì rán dào qī le shuō yě méi yòng!
[00:18.89] gāo xiù mǐn: zán zuì hòu zài zhēng qǔ zhēng qǔ bei!
[00:20.76] zhào běn shān: nǐ zhēng qǔ nǐ zhè dà guò nián nǐ yě tài kōu le, jiù dài liǎ wáng bā, diū rén.
[00:27.11] gāo xiù mǐn: yào shuō yī zhe wǒ ya zhè liǎ wán yīng dōu bù ná le.
[00:30.75] zhào běn shān: nà ná shà ya?
[00:31.65] gāo xiù mǐn: xiàn zài shì bù shí xīng sòng lǐ le, dōu jiǎng jiū yòng gǎn qíng gōu tōng.
[00:34.57] zhào běn shān: zǎ gōu a?
[00:35.93] gāo xiù mǐn: yòng yǔ yán, shuō hǎo tīng de bei.
[00:37.45] zhào běn shān: wán le, nǐ ràng wǒ wán yú táng xíng, ràng wǒ wán yǔ yán hǎo yǒu yī bǐ ya,
[00:42.22] gāo xiù mǐn: bǐ shà ya?
[01:01.37] zhào běn shān: xiā me chǔ zi shàng nán jí gēn běn zhǎo bu zháo běi, nǎo xuè shuān liàn xià chā gēn běn pī bù kāi tuǐ, dà mǎ hóu chuān qí páo gēn běn jiù kàn bu chū měi, nǐ ràng pān cháng jiāng qù wěn zhèng hǎi xiá, gēn běn jiù gòu bù zháo zuǐ.
[01:15.19] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ shuō nǐ ya nǐ ya, yī zhěng zhè méi yòng de nǐ yī tào yī tào de, lǎo tóu zi nǐ tīng wǒ de, jìn wū zán xiān bié zháo máng shuō shì, měng jìn gěi tā dài gāo mào, duō shuō jǐ jù bài nián kē, zhǐ yào xiāng cháng xīn yī lè, bǎo zhèng gōu tōng de chà bù duō.
[01:17.01] zhào běn shān: dài gāo mào rén jiù gěi nǐ lè?
[01:18.31] gāo xiù mǐn: nà zǎ de, bié shuō tā xiāng cháng a, jiù shì dà zǒng tǒng gěi tā dài gāo mào tā dōu lè a, dài gāo lè me!
[01:23.61] zhào běn shān: ó!
[01:26.73] gāo xiù mǐn: qiāo mén
[01:28.20] zhào běn shān: āi yā wǒ jiù pà jiàn lǐng dǎo!
[01:29.95] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ jì zhù le, jìn wū xiān bié zháo máng shuō shì, kàn wǒ de yǎn sè xíng shì.
[01:35.38] zhào běn shān: ēn, nǐ qiāo ba!
[01:40.35] fàn wěi: āi yōu, huí lái la! nǐ shì?
[01:46.59] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ shì nǐ lǎo gū,
[01:48.66] fàn wěi: lǎo gū?
[01:50.30] gāo xiù mǐn: a, zán liǎ yuán lái yí gè bǔ zi de, fù lǎo xiāng qīn, xiǎo mǐ fàn bǎ nǐ yǎng dà, hú zǐ lǐ cháng mǎn gù shì, xiǎng méi xiǎng qǐ lái?
[01:57.99] fàn wěi: nǐ shì nà jiā lái de?
[01:59.47] gāo xiù mǐn: dōng tóu lǎo gāo jiā, bǎ mén dì yī jiā, sān jiān dà wǎ fáng, wǒ diē gāo mǎn táng.
[02:02.79] zhào běn shān: wài hào gāo dà máo zǐ!
[02:06.41] fàn wěi: āi yōu, zhè gè shì?
[02:08.01] gāo xiù mǐn: tā ya, shì wǒ lǎo tou er.
[02:10.69] zhào běn shān: gāo dà máo zǐ shì wǒ gū yé, bú shì, wǒ shì tā diē de lǎo zhàng rén, bú duì, tā diē shì wǒ yuè fù, wǒ men liǎ yuán pèi.
[02:20.81] gāo xiù mǐn: xiāng cháng a, yào shì zài wǒ zhè ér lùn nà nǐ hái dé guǎn tā jiào lǎo gū fù nà! kuài lái rèn shi rèn shi a.
[02:26.84] zhào běn shān: lǎo gū fù, guò nián hǎo?
[02:29.71] gāo xiù mǐn: fǎn le, tā guǎn nǐ jiào lǎo gū fù.
[02:33.83] zhào běn shān: hā hā
[02:35.53] gāo xiù mǐn: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā
[02:37.61] fàn wěi: hā hā
[02:43.69] zhào běn shān: ràng jìn le ma?
[02:45.16] fàn wěi: zhè lǎo tóu?
[02:46.76] gāo xiù mǐn: xiāng cháng nǐ jìn lái ba, hái zài wài tou gàn shà ya?
[02:49.27] fàn wěi: zhè yě bú shì dào shuí jiā le?
[02:54.34] zhào běn shān: nǐ zuò a!
[02:55.51] fàn wěi: ó
[02:58.37] gāo xiù mǐn: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā
[03:01.47] zhào běn shān: hā hā hā
[03:04.41] gāo xiù mǐn: xiāng cháng nǐ xiǎng qǐ lái méi?
[03:06.35] fàn wěi: āi yōu wǒ hái shì méi xiǎng qǐ lái.
[03:09.02] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ shàng zhōng xué zǒu nà tiān wǒ hái qù sòng nǐ le me, lín bié shí sòng nǐ shàng lù, nǐ huí tóu gēn xiāng qīn men yī bǎi shǒu, dāng shí lǎo gū de xīn nà, mò mò wú yǔ liǎng yǎn lèi.
[03:18.60] zhào běn shān: ěr biān xiǎng qǐ tuó líng shēng ma!
[03:24.99] gāo xiù mǐn: zhè huí xiǎng méi xiǎng qǐ lái?
[03:27.01] fàn wěi: ā! zhè gē cí wǒ dǎo shì xiǎng qǐ lái le, kě shì nǐ hái shì méi xiǎng qǐ lái.
[03:32.57] gāo xiù mǐn: yě nán guài nǐ xiǎng bù qǐ lái, nǐ shuō nǐ shàng zhōng xué zǒu nà nián nà, wǒ 30 duō suì, jīn nián wǒ 50.
[03:38.15] zhào běn shān: wǒ 56.
[03:39.48] gāo xiù mǐn: shuí wèn nǐ le?
[03:40.72] zhào běn shān: nǐ wèn bù wèn wǒ yě 56, shǔ jī de......
[03:46.77] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ shuō yào shuō zhè rén nà, méi chù kàn qù, 20 lái nián méi jiàn miàn, nǐ shuō nǐ dāng xiāng cháng le, shàng nà shuō lǐ qù?
[03:55.87] fàn wěi: wǒ zhè gè xiāng cháng dāng de hái méi chù shuō lǐ le?
[03:58.49] zhào běn shān: shuō nà jiào shà huà ya? fàn xiāng cháng jiù shì tiān shēng dāng guān cái liào, xiāng cháng nǐ wàng méi? xuǎn nǐ nà nián dāng xiāng cháng wǒ shì cūn lǐ dài biǎo me
[04:07.60] fàn wěi: a shì shì shì,
[04:09.39] zhào běn shān: nà nián wǒ jì de shì 7 yuè fèn lián yǔ tiān nà, nà jiā huo cóng zǎo shàng xià yī zhí xià dào zhōng wǔ wā wā de, jiù tīng kā chā yí gè dà léi, fàn xiāng cháng dàn shēng le
[04:20.99] fàn wěi: bú shì nǐ de yì sī wǒ shì nà léi pī chū lái de?
[04:25.28] gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā xiāng cháng tā kě bú shì nà gè yì sī, tā nà yì sī shì shuō ya: pī léi yī shēng zhèn tiān xiǎng, lái le xiǎo fàn dāng xiāng cháng, lǐng dǎo nóng yǒu nào gé mìng......
[04:33.49] zhào běn shān: a ēn ēn hēng ēn ēn hēng.
[04:39.61] fàn wěi: hē hē hē hē, lǎo gū fù nǐ shuō shí mǒ ne zhè shì. bú shì nǐ men nà, kěn dìng shì yǒu shì ér,
[04:45.65] gāo xiù mǐn: bù bù wǒ men méi shà shì ér, wǒ men nà dōu shì xiǎo shì ér, xiāng cháng nǐ shuō nǐ zhè yī nián zhè shì ér tài duō le, nǐ gěi zán men quán xiāng bàn le duō shǎo hǎo shì a? nǐ shuō cóng pǔ jí kē xué zhòng tián, dào kāi fā liáng shí xiàng mù, nǐ jīn tiān qù yín háng, míng tiān pǎo kē wěi. nǐ zhēn shì cāo suì le xīn, mó pò le zuǐ, shēn bǎn chà diǎn méi lèi huǐ.
[05:02.46] zhào běn shān: huán gěi guǎ fù tiāo guò shuǐ ne! quán xiāng dōu zhī dào zhè shì.
[05:10.60] fàn wěi: a, nà dōu shì xiǎo shì ér, ō......
[05:12.62] gāo xiù mǐn: dà shì ér yě yǒu wa, dà shì ér......
[05:15.51] zhào běn shān: dà shì ér yī nián gàn lǎo le, xiāng gǎng huí guī sān xiá zhì shuǐ shí wǔ dà zhào kāi fǎng měi zhè yī nián bǎ nǐ máng...... zhè yě bú shì tā gàn de a?
[05:26.36] gāo xiù mǐn: nà bú duì a, tā gěi fù zé fā bù jīng shén nà
[05:29.53] zhào běn shān: duì, nǐ yī fà shén jīng, wǒ men dōu gàn fēng le!
[05:34.09] fàn wěi: wǒ fā shén me shén jīng wǒ ya?
[05:36.71] zhào běn shān: fā jīng shén,
[05:37.61] fàn wěi: wǒ gēn nǐ shuō nǐ men nà, bù yòng gěi wǒ dài gāo mào, yǒu shì ér jiù zhí shuō.
[05:40.99] zhào běn shān: tā bù ràng shuō,
[05:43.00] gāo xiù mǐn: méi shà shì, zhè bú shì me lái dào nián le, wǒ gēn nǐ lǎo gū fù hé jì, nǐ shuō zhè fàn xiāng cháng yī nián bǎ zán men quán xiāng lǐng dǎo de zhè me hǎo, wǒ liǎ ya dài biǎo jī běn qún zhòng lái gěi fàn xiāng cháng bài gè zǎo nián.
[05:53.76] fàn wěi: xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè xiè
[05:54.48] zhào běn shān: guò nián hǎo!
[05:55.41] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ men zhōng xīn zhù yuàn xiāng cháng, nián nián jiàn kāng, suì suì píng ān, fú rú dōng hǎi, shòu bǐ nán shān.
[05:59.43] zhào běn shān: yǒng yuǎn huó zài wǒ men xīn zhōng.
[06:06.60] fàn wěi: hē hē, bú shì, nín lǎo shì bú shì yǒu diǎn yòng cí ér bù dàng a, nǐ men yǒu shì ér jiù shuō shì ér, yào shì méi shì ér de huà, āi, wǒ kě zǒu le ō
[06:18.01] zhào běn shān: wǒ nǎ jù huà bú duì le?
[06:19.05] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ bié lǎo gēn zhe xiā càn yán,
[06:20.45] zhào běn shān: wǒ shuō nà méi bié de yì sī a,
[06:22.37] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ qù zuò nà děng zhe, bài chāo chao le.
[06:23.34] zhào běn shān: kuài shuō shì ér, yào zǒu le dōu.
[06:24.35] gāo xiù mǐn: xiāng cháng, wǒ men yǒu shì ér.
[06:26.97] fàn wěi: nǐ kàn kàn, wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ men kěn dìng yǒu shì, lái ba, shuō shì.
[06:31.37] gāo xiù mǐn: nà shà, nǐ xiǎo jiù zǐ zuó tiān shàng wǒ men jiā qù le,
[06:34.83] fàn wěi: tā gàn shà qù?
[06:36.65] gāo xiù mǐn: tā gěi wǒ men xià le zuì hòu tōng dié, shuō shà bù ràng wǒ men liǎ yǎng biē, shuō zhè shì yào bù dā yìng, jiù bǎ wǒ men nà wáng bā lāo chū lái āi àn gè fàng xuè.
[06:47.64] zhào běn shān: nà shà, xiāng cháng a, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, xī, wǒ bù zhī dào shuō de hǎo bù hǎo,
[06:52.08] fàn wěi: méi shì, nǐ shuō ba
[06:53.51] zhào běn shān: nǐ xiǎo jiù zǐ duì nǐ yǐng xiǎng bù hǎo, xī xī... tā yǒu diǎn zhàng shì... xī xī... bù hǎo shuō, fǎn zhèng shì yǐng xiǎng bù hǎo, nà tiān shàng ǎn jiā qù le, nà jiā huo yī jìn mén jiù gào sù, è shuí nà gè lǎo niān bā hé nà lǎo gāo pó zǐ zài jiā méi? gěi wǒ nòng liǎ wáng bā! ǎn liǎ jiù gěi mèn shàng le me, hē jiǔ yī jīn duō, shuō nà huà jiù méi chù tīng.
[07:15.22] gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā nà jiā huo chuī de ne, shuō tā zhèng zài é luó sī tán pàn, yào mǎi yí gè háng kōng mǔ jiàn,
[07:19.97] zhào běn shān: gǎn jǐn dào chū yú táng lái, wǒ hǎo huí lái zhuā jǐn shí jiān xùn liàn.
[07:30.16] fàn wěi: nín lǎo shì nà gè yǎng yú dài wáng zhào lǎo niān ba?
[07:33.73] zhào běn shān: zhèng shì bì xià.
[07:36.13] fàn wěi: nǐ yī jìn lái wǒ jiù rèn chū lái nǐ le.
[07:38.10] zhào běn shān: mā ya, xiāng cháng bǎ wǒ rèn chū lái le.
[07:40.79] gāo xiù mǐn: xiāng cháng a, zhè bú shì wǒ liǎ lái wèn wèn jiù shì yōng gù zhè gè yú táng de shì, zhè bú shì dào qī le ma? wǒ liǎ wèn wèn xià yī qī dào dǐ bāo gěi shuí le?
[07:47.84] fàn wěi: āi yōu, guān yú zhè jiàn shì ér, nǐ děng guò le nián yóu xià yī rèn xiāng cháng tōng zhī nǐ men.
[07:52.77] gāo xiù mǐn: xià yī rèn?
[07:54.32] zhào běn shān: nǐ jiù gào sù dé le bei
[07:56.35] fàn wěi: zhè bú shì gāng kāi wán rén dài huì ma, wǒ yǐ jīng bú shì xiāng cháng le.
[08:01.87] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ xià lái le?
[08:03.66] fàn wěi: a! xià lái le, hē hē ā!
[08:06.22] zhào běn shān: mā ya, xià lái la? āi yā wǒ de mā ya, nǐ xià lái nǐ zǎo shuō nǐ kàn bǎ wǒ liǎng kǒu zi lèi de. zhè jiā huo xià lái yě jiù píng jí le wǒ yě bù yòng pà nǐ le, āi yā xià lái le.
[08:26.76] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ gěi wǒ men zhěng diǎn shuǐ ya? zhè sǎng zǐ dōu gān bā le zhè jiā huo shuō de.
[08:30.15] fàn wěi: hǎo hǎo hǎo!
[08:31.25] gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā wǒ de tiān nà, zhè jiā huo lèi de.
[08:32.43] zhào běn shān: āi yā, zhè jiā huo lián dà qì dōu méi gǎn chuǎn,
[08:36.89] fàn wěi: dào shuǐ!
[08:38.80] zhào běn shān: gòu le, ǎn liǎ fēn diǎn ér dé le, bù yòng le.
[08:42.59] fàn wěi: hē hē!
[08:43.85] zhào běn shān: yǒu yān méi ya?
[08:45.54] fàn wěi: a a a, wǒ bú huì chōu yān, duì bù qǐ!
[08:47.11] zhào běn shān: nà jiù suàn le.
[08:49.27] gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā, xià lái le?
[08:51.03] zhào běn shān: , yōng gù shà ya? fǔ bài la?
[08:57.96] fàn wěi: a, shì zhè me gè shì.
[09:01.65] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ bié shuō le, nǐ xià bù xià lái wǒ men bù guǎn, jīn tiān wǒ men liǎ lái ne jiù shì xiǎng zhī dào zhī dào zhè gè yú táng zán men xiāng lǐ jiū jìng bāo gěi shuí le.
[09:09.67] fàn wěi: wǒ bú shì shuō le ma, guò le nián, nǐ jiù míng bái le.
[09:12.17] gāo xiù mǐn: ā yā yā yā yě bù bié guò le nián le, shuí tīng bù míng bái ya, xiàn zài wǒ jiù míng bái le, nà hái yòng wèn nà, kěn dìng shì bāo gěi nǐ xiǎo jiù zǐ le, nǐ liǎ hé huǒ bāo de, wǒ shuō sān pàng zi,
[09:24.00] zhào běn shān: sān pàng zi?
[09:25.40] fàn wěi: a a a, wǒ xiǎo míng jiào sān pàng zi, hā hā!
[09:28.29] zhào běn shān: ó, wǒ xiǎo míng jiào gǒu shèng zi.
[09:31.76] gāo xiù mǐn: sān pàng zi, bú shì wǒ shuō nǐ ya, zuò wéi lǎo xiāng nǐ shì zhēn bù gòu yì sī a! nǐ shuō nǐ dāng xiāng cháng dāng zhè me duō nián lǒu gòu le, lín xià tái zhī qián bǎ xiǎo jiù zǐ ān pái míng bái le, dé zuì rén de shì ér ràng xià jiè lǐng dǎo shuō, nǐ lǐ wài zhuāng hǎo rén, bú shì wǒ shuō nǐ sān pàng zi, xiàng nǐ zhè yàng de lǐng dǎo gàn bù a,
[09:46.30] zhào běn shān: āi āi āi?
[09:47.74] gāo xiù mǐn: bǎ nǐ lū xià lái suàn duì le, duì le.
[09:51.51] zhào běn shān: gàn shà ya? guò fèn le áo, nǐ zǎ zhè yàng ne? gāng cái nǐ shuō nèi xiē huà gēn xiàn zài yě bú duì lǔ zǐ le, ràng rén xià lái nǐ jiù shuō nà nán tīng huà, wǒ kàn bù hǎo, shì bù? jì rán zhè dà zhí ér cóng xiāng cháng yī xià biàn chéng sān pàng zi le, zán jiù bú yào zhào tóu zài gěi yī bàng zi le, duì bù? zhè shí hòu de rén, zuì xū yào lǐ jiě, xū yào ān wèi, shì bù? shuí yī shēng huán hái hái bù fàn diǎn cuò wù a? fàn cuò wù jiù gǎi, gǎi wán zài fàn bei,
[10:24.61] fàn wěi: ?
[10:25.74] zhào běn shān: bú shì a fàn wán zài gǎi, gǎi wán zài fàn, qiān chuí bǎi liàn me! méi shì! zhè gè, lǎo gū fù péi nǐ gōu tōng gōu tōng, wǒ yě méi chī fàn zán liǎ zhěng liǎng zhōng bei?
[10:35.68] fàn wěi: āi yōu yōu tài hǎo le! kuài kuài kuài, shàng kàng shàng kàng
[10:38.27] zhào běn shān: zhè shí hòu rén zuì kōng xū de shí hòu, nǐ bié gēn tā nà yàng.
[10:44.52] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ shuō nǐ zhè xīn zǎ zhè me dà ne?
[10:46.12] zhào běn shān: yī shēng nǎ yǒu nèn shùn lì a?
[10:48.37] gāo xiù mǐn: nà lái qián dào dōu ràng rén dǔ sǐ le, nǐ hái yǒu xīn sī hē jiǔ a?
[10:50.93] zhào běn shān: dāi zhe ba!
[10:51.75] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ xiàn zài jiù shì gěi wǒ hē yún nán bái yào yě wú fǎ nǐ bǔ wǒ men xīn líng shàng de chuāng shāng huí jiā
[10:58.40] zhào běn shān: nǐ zǎ zhè yàng ne,
[11:00.62] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ ràng nǐ huí jiā!
[11:02.37] zhào běn shān: wǒ ràng nǐ dāi zhe! měi ya? wǒ hái guǎn bù liǎo nǐ le, zuò zī méi shēng! zuò xià ō! shà hǎo shì ér dōu yī jiā de a? dì qiú fēi děi wéi nǐ zhuǎn, nǐ shì tài yáng a? shuō nèi xiē gè chòu yǎng céng zi yǒu shà yòng a?
[11:28.94] gāo xiù mǐn: tā xiǎo jiù zǐ huì yǎng yú a?
[11:30.74] zhào běn shān: wǒ xià shēng jiù huì a? xué bei! méi shì sān pàng zi, nǐ gào sù nǐ xiǎo jiù zǐ yǒu bú huì de dì fāng nǐ wèn lǎo gū fù, lǎo gū fù gàn bié de bù xíng, yǎng yú jué duì shì zhè gè. wǒ gào sù nǐ nǐ bù xià lái le me zhèng hǎo méi shà shì ér gàn, nǐ yǎng yú, nǐ dāng xiāng cháng yī nián lèi lèi gòu qiàng de, nǐ zhěng de nà zháo jí shàng huǒ de, wán le zhè gā dā hái xiě xìn nà shà yòu gào nǐ, nǐ fàn bù shàng! nǐ yǎng yú! wǒ zhè yī nián wǔ liù wàn nà!
[11:56.11] gāo xiù mǐn: hāi!
[11:57.04] zhào běn shān: nǐ ké sòu tā yě shì wǔ liù wàn, nǐ bù yòng gē nà! tè bié shì yǎng jiǎ yú, yī běn wàn lì. wǒ gào sù nǐ, wǒ gěi nǐ ná liǎng tiáo. zhè wán yīng kàn hǎo shuǐ, zhǎng wò hǎo sì liào, wǒ wán quán zì jǐ pèi zhì shí liào! chī shà wán yīng ài zhǎng.
[12:15.19] fàn wěi: hē jiǔ!
[12:15.90] zhào běn shān: hē jiǔ bù xíng, hē jiǔ tā shàng tou. nǐ gěi tā hē jiǔ, tā jiǔ zāo dōu bù chī!
[12:21.46] fàn wěi: wǒ shuō zán yé liǎ hē jiǔ!
[12:23.55] zhào běn shān: a? zán liǎ a, wǒ xún sī nǐ gěi wáng bā guàn jiǔ ne! āi, hē!
[12:33.50] diàn huà xiǎng
[12:34.79] zhào běn shān: nǐ bǎ nà gàn le!
[12:35.79] fàn wěi: bù xíng, wǒ hē bù liǎo nèi xiē. diàn huà diàn huà
[12:38.08] zhào běn shān: wǒ jiē, shuí lái ya, nǐ bǎ nà gàn le, , nǐ hē le, wǒ gēn tā shuō qù. nǐ shuí ya? hē jiǔ ne. bù gàn le, nǐ bié wǎng zhè dǎ le, yǎng yú le, hāi nǐ shuō bié de méi yòng, jiù shì bù gàn! zhǎo fàn xiàn zhǎng bào dào? nǐ zhǎo xiàn zhǎng nǐ wǎng xiāng cháng jiā dōu bù gàn le, nǐ gēn wǒ chě nà méi yòng de, tā zhǎo fàn xiàn zhǎng bào
[13:04.85] fàn wěi: shì zhǎo wǒ de,
[13:07.53] běn shān luò dì
[13:09.83] fàn wěi: wèi! wèi! méi shì ér! méi shì ér, zhè biān yǒu gè kè rén.
[13:17.46] zhào běn shān: wǒ xié nà? wán le wán le, chǎn fáng chuán xǐ xùn, rén jiā shēng le gāi! wǒ shuō bù ràng nǐ lái bù ràng nǐ lái piān lái, zhè huí zhà yàng? wǒ jué nǐ hào zǐ gěi māo dāng nǐ zhèng qián bú yào mìng le!
[13:42.28] gāo xiù mǐn: nà nǐ dōu yuàn wǒ ya?
[13:43.38] zhào běn shān: bù yuàn nǐ yuàn shuí ya? gāng cái wǒ shì bú shì shàng kàng le?
[13:45.91] fàn wěi: duì,
[13:47.44] zhào běn shān: wǒ shì bú shì hē jiǔ le?
[13:49.13] fàn wěi: duì,
[13:49.30] gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ hái chī rén jiā cài le nà!
[13:49.87] fàn wěi: tài duì le!
[13:50.86] zhào běn shān: zhè kě zǎ zhěng a?
[13:51.72] fàn wěi: yǐ hòu chǔ lǐ ba!
[13:52.84] zhào běn shān: āi yā mā ya!
[13:53.62] gāo xiù mǐn: zǎ bàn nà?
[13:54.40] zhào běn shān: huí zǒu!
[13:55.25] gāo xiù mǐn: nà zán nà jiǎ yú hái zài wū ne, hái yǒu kuāng!
[13:57.08] zhào běn shān: nǐ yào shà jiǎ yú!
[13:58.24] fàn wěi: ná zhe xié chū lái āi gěi nǐ gěi nǐ
[14:00.14] zhào běn shān: zhè nǐ dùn le chī le ba, zhè wán yīng wèi cái hǎo ne, mā ya!
[14:02.22] fàn wěi: hē hē chuān shang bié zháo liáng! lǎo gū jìn wū ba!
[14:05.79] gāo xiù mǐn: nà shà nà yú táng wǒ men bù bāo le,
[14:07.78] fàn wěi: jìn wū ba!
[14:08.85] gāo xiù mǐn: nà yú táng wǒ men zhēn bù bāo le,
[14:09.79] fàn wěi: jìn wū ba!
[14:10.67] gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ men zhēn bù bāo le, xiàn zài wǒ liǎ huí qù gěi wō péng bā le bǎ wáng bā lāo chū lái àn gè fàng xuè. bù bāo le!
[14:16.96] fàn wěi: lǎo gū nǐ zhè shì bī wǒ a, shí huà gào sù nǐ ba, xià yī qī yú táng, hái yóu nǐ men jì xù chéng bāo!
[14:24.25] gāo xiù mǐn: bù kě néng, nà wǒ zài wū lǐ nà me wèn nǐ dōu méi shuō ne?
[14:29.06] fàn wěi: wǒ wèi shí me bù xiǎng gào sù nǐ nà, nǐ shuō wǒ nà gè xiǎo jiù zǐ tā xiǎng bāo yú táng, tā shì nà kuài liào me, gàn shà shà bù xíng chī shà shà méi gòu, wǒ pà yī gào sù nǐ men nà, nián qián yī chuán chū qù, tā yòu hē diǎn jiǔ dào wǒ men jiā zhè gè nà gè nà gè zhè gè de, wǒ fán tā! lǎo gū, wǒ yě máng yī nián le, wǒ yě xiǎng guò gè xiāo tíng nián nà! lǎo gū!
[14:49.84] gāo xiù mǐn: nà guò wán nián tā bù hái dé nào nǐ me?
[14:52.14] fàn wěi: nào shuí qù ya? guò le nián wǒ dào xiàn lǐ shàng bān le, xiāng lǐ dōu huàn xīn lǐng dǎo le, tā nào téng shuí a?
[14:57.91] zhào běn shān: duì, zài nào jiù shōu shí tā!
[14:58.75] fàn wěi: hā, méi cuò!
[15:00.80] gāo xiù mǐn: nà xiāng cháng tài xiè xiè nǐ le,
[15:02.23] zhào běn shān: hǎo rén.
[15:02.91] gāo xiù mǐn: nà zhēn xiè xiè nǐ le, nà shà nǐ shàng ǎn men jiā chī diǎn fàn qù bei?
[15:05.20] fàn wěi: bù liǎo bù liǎo, zhè huí nǐ liǎ fàng xīn le ba? bǎ dōng xī dōu ná zhe, wǒ hái dé bào dào qù ne.
[15:11.66] gāo xiù mǐn: āi xiāng cháng, zhè shì gěi nǐ ná lái de, nǐ chī !
[15:13.48] fàn wěi: bù xíng bù xíng bù xíng bù xíng, lǎo gū zài jiàn!
[15:17.14] zhào běn shān: zài jiàn lǎo gū fù!
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