| [00:02.27] | 赵：这个，卖拐卖车是忽悠腿，本事全仗一张嘴，想来想去挺后悔，所以改行去送水了 |
| [00:09.89] | 倪：呵呵呵，赵大叔 |
| [00:13.03] | 赵：哎呀妈这不我梦中情人吗？这家伙报完幕都不走是等着要见一面是咋的？ |
| [00:20.20] | 倪：今年的春节晚会我是想问问你，你又准备忽悠谁呀？ |
| [00:24.11] | 赵：我谁都不想忽悠了，我改行了 |
| [00:28.39] | 倪：改行了送水呀？ |
| [00:30.26] | 赵：我要忽悠你，能行吗？ |
| [00:32.05] | 倪：忽悠我啊？赵大叔你瞧瞧这个还不够吧？ |
| [00:36.86] | 赵：范伟呢？ |
| [00:37.44] | 倪：哎范伟多高呀？ |
| [00:38.58] | 赵：一米六 一米七吧 |
| [00:40.87] | 倪：那到底是一米六还是一米七呀？ |
| [00:42.61] | 赵：他让我忽悠的一会一米六一会一米七 这么一米六 这么一米七走起路来一米六 一米七 |
| [00:50.65] | 倪：好啊你忽悠吧你 |
| [00:54.22] | 赵：哎呀到了，就是这家 |
| [00:59.69] | 高：呀！我儿子回来了，我这爹还没给雇着呢，儿子，儿子 |
| [01:07.45] | 赵：看准了，这么大岁数你就喊儿子，你有这么大儿子，除非提前用大棚扣住了 |
| [01:13.71] | 高：对不起，对不起，这爹这不来了吗？他爹？不，儿子？不，大哥 |
| [01:23.08] | 赵：你干啥，弄准了，这一进门就给订三职称 |
| [01:26.64] | 高：我忙着呢，大哥我求你帮个忙呗 |
| [01:29.22] | 赵：帮啥忙，说吧 |
| [01:30.05] | 高：给我儿子装会爹 |
| [01:31.33] | 赵：给你儿子装爹？高：就是给我装老伴 |
| [01:33.99] | 赵：啥意思 |
| [01:35.15] | 高：来这二十块钱给你，你把这衣服脱喽，你这衣服脱喽 |
| [01:39.31] | 赵：哎~~~ |
| [01:42.22] | 高：把那衣服脱喽 |
| [01:43.08] | 赵：你干啥玩意呀，我可是正经人啊 |
| [01:46.13] | 高：哎呀大哥，谁不正经人啊？ |
| [01:48.53] | 赵：正经人你花二十块钱你就扒老头衣服？你啥玩意？ |
| [01:53.34] | 高：大哥你误会了，你把那个脱了，把这个穿上，我儿子马上到家来不急了 |
| [01:59.72] | 赵：你儿子咋的了？ |
| [02:00.55] | 高：我儿子今从国外回来，我儿子是研究生 |
| [02:03.31] | 赵：研究爹的？ |
| [02:03.85] | 高：不是 |
| [02:05.41] | 赵：那研究爹研究他自己爹啊，拿谁研究谁？ |
| [02:08.25] | 高：他没爹，有爹我能让你装爹吗? |
| [02:11.37] | 赵：怎么回事？ |
| [02:12.36] | 高：大哥你听我慢慢给你说，我儿子出国留学那年吧，正好赶上我下岗，儿子听到这个消息说啥都不念要回来，我跟儿子撒个谎，我说儿子你念吧，我给你找了个最有钱的后爹，其实这孩子是我自个供的，我都供了六年了，我给人做成人活，你看我这手，大哥，我怕儿子回来一看不是那么回事，他又不安心读书了 |
| [02:36.85] | 赵：别说了，我明白了，你根本没这个事跟儿子撒谎了，儿子读成回来就说我要见着这后爹，现在没有，你想拿我替会，唉，说明白了你脱衣服吧 |
| [02:49.08] | 高：哎呀，太谢谢了 |
| [02:50.43] | 赵：这忙我能帮 |
| [02:52.37] | 高：谢谢谢谢，大哥我一看你就是好人 |
| [02:56.39] | 赵：好谈不到，反正在作风上没出过问题 |
| [02:59.19] | 高：来，这镜子戴上，唉，你别说还挺像，就这么订了，大哥我谢谢你了啊 |
| [03:07.17] | 赵：不行，我还有个事，你这二十块钱装多长时间啊，一会啊，还是一天啊，是不是还得给这过夜啊，住哪？ |
| [03:16.77] | 高：你看你说的多难听啊，我儿子今儿个回国考察，着忙开会，看一眼就走，还过啥夜啊，你说你 |
| [03:23.70] | 赵：不是，我自己有老伴，我怕 |
| [03:27.21] | 高：呀，大哥，我儿子回来了，就那么订了啊 |
| [03:29.93] | 赵：那行那我赵紧上里屋躺着去 |
| [03:31.76] | 高：别躺着呀 |
| [03:32.51] | 赵：不躺着我干啥啊 |
| [03:33.99] | 高：不是你不是 |
| [03:36.34] | 范：妈，开门啊 |
| [03:37.38] | 高：唉，儿子，儿子 |
| [03:38.92] | 范：妈 高：儿子 范：唉 |
| [03:41.64] | 高：儿子，儿子你瘦了 |
| [03:44.05] | 范：是吗？ |
| [03:44.75] | 高：还黑了 |
| [03:46.10] | 范：晒的，我爸呢？ |
| [03:47.45] | 高：在屋呢 |
| [03:48.86] | 范：是吗？哪呢？ |
| [03:50.27] | 高：哎，刚才还在屋呢，哎，在这呢，儿子回来了，快喊爹 |
| [03:56.95] | 赵：爹 |
| [03:58.90] | 高：反了 反了 |
| [04:02.09] | 赵：我是你爹 |
| [04:03.14] | 范：哎 |
| [04:05.98] | 赵：不是啊！我是你爹啊 |
| [04:07.69] | 范：是 |
| [04:09.21] | 赵：没见过面 |
| [04:18.06] | 范：那个，爸，感谢您老对我的资助，我现在已经读博士后了 |
| [04:24.05] | 高：儿子你读博士后了，哎呀你咋不吱声呢，儿子都读博士后了 |
| [04:29.49] | 赵：你得往前整啊，不能老在后边 |
| [04:33.68] | 高：来把兜子拿下来 |
| [04:36.88] | 范：妈，挺好的好 |
| [04:38.91] | 高：瘦了 |
| [04:39.89] | 范：妈，头发都白了 |
| [04:42.78] | 高：呵呵，儿子，唉你给我，你看，你背它干啥呀？ |
| [04:46.69] | 范：放地上，爸、爸您坐，坐坐坐 坐 |
| [04:56.23] | 范：妈 高：儿子 |
| [04:59.74] | 赵：嘿嘿，我一寻思，真有意思还聊上 |
| [05:11.21] | 赵：没事了吧，我得送桶去了 |
| [05:12.70] | 范：哎，爸 爸 高：哎，来得及你忙啥啊？ |
| [05:15.53] | 赵：完事儿了吗 |
| [05:17.16] | 范：您那么忙吗？爸 |
| [05:19.44] | 高：你爸爸抓前面工作，忙 |
| [05:21.67] | 范：对，我爸是工程师 |
| [05:24.21] | 赵：我送水的 |
| [05:25.54] | 高：对，对，管水利的工程师 水利 |
| [05:28.77] | 赵：就是三峡工程，南城北调啥的 |
| [05:31.04] | 范：是吗？ |
| [05:31.69] | 赵：没我啥事，呵呵，我主要负责往东城、南城、北城来回调水 |
| [05:37.66] | 高：儿子，儿子你爸听说你回来可高兴了，要给你换一桶水，看着你还有点紧张，嘿嘿 |
| [05:44.91] | 范：爸 爸 别紧张，你一紧张我也紧张了，嘿嘿 |
| [05:47.91] | 赵：头一次见面能不紧张吗？我也没装啊 不是，吃饭没？ |
| [05:53.98] | 高：吃饭，你上厨房把鱼端来去 |
| [05:57.27] | 高：这边，这边，这边 |
| [05:58.45] | 范：妈，妈，你别让我爸忙活了，您去吧 |
| [06:01.24] | 高：那行，我去 |
| [06:03.70] | 范：爸，您坐 坐坐 |
| [06:06.02] | 赵：快点回来 |
| [06:26.54] | 范：爸，你眼睛有点花，是吧 |
| [06:29.66] | 赵：嗯，零下好几度呢 |
| [06:33.30] | 范：我爸幽默 呵呵 |
| [06:36.42] | 赵：你出口多少年了？ |
| [06:39.58] | 范：哎 出国六年 |
| [06:41.35] | 赵：听你妈说你搁那研究爹呢？ |
| [06:45.11] | 范：没有，研究木乃伊 |
| [06:47.27] | 赵：哦，研究姨呢？ |
| [06:49.09] | 范：不是姨，是古尸 |
| [06:52.72] | 赵：古诗你上那研究啥啊，咱们国家就有古诗啊，唐诗三百首，床前明月光，玻璃好上霜，要不及时擦，整不好就得脏，我都会 |
| [07:05.46] | 范：爸，这个尸啊是尸体的尸 |
| [07:09.94] | 赵：哦，古人的尸体 |
| [07:12.61] | 范：对，叫木乃伊 |
| [07:13.93] | 赵：那得叫姨奶 |
| [07:15.27] | 高：哈哈哈哈哈，唠你姨奶啊？你姨奶可硬实了，儿子，看妈给你炖的鱼 |
| [07:22.72] | 赵：你研究那个木姨奶有点啥成果没？ |
| [07:24.89] | 高：给你爸爸汇报汇报 |
| [07:26.57] | 范：哎，这个木姨奶，不是，那个木乃伊，三千多年的木乃伊我能辨别出是真品，还是赝品 |
| [07:37.77] | 赵：哦，赝，什么叫赝品啊？ |
| [07:40.04] | 范：就是假的，假的就是赝品 |
| [07:42.37] | 赵：三千年你就能看出真假，我赶紧送水去吧 |
| [07:49.15] | 高：你老忙啥啊？ |
| [07:50.27] | 范：爸爸爸 您别急，我呀，给您买瓶酒，咱爷俩喝点，好不好？我去拿酒去 |
| [07:56.31] | 赵：我这不撞枪口上了吗？三千年的木乃伊都整出真假来，一会儿我不露馅了吗我？ |
| [08:01.30] | 高：唉 你别往他那上唠，你说点别的，说点别的 |
| [08:04.41] | 赵：说点别的行吗？ |
| [08:05.20] | 范：行啊，您乐意说什么您说什么，来来您坐，坐 |
| [08:10.47] | 赵：太厉害了，三千年的能分出真假来 |
| [08:15.52] | 赵：你看我这个人，你是不是也有看走眼的 |
| [08:21.49] | 赵：一会塞出糖尿病来了 |
| [08:24.47] | 高：来，喝酒喝酒 |
| [08:26.22] | 范：喝洒，爸，爸，喝洒 |
| [08:31.25] | 范：爸，我高：你看掫了 |
| [08:34.72] | 范：我爸掫了 高：你能干吗？ |
| [08:36.24] | 范：我干了我陪我爸 |
| [08:37.27] | 高：唉呀，我儿子洒量渐涨啊，嘿嘿 |
| [08:41.24] | 范：我没量，我就是陪我爸 爸呀 |
| [08:46.24] | 高：嗨，你忙啥啊，慢点喝呀，来来来 |
| [08:49.36] | 范：那我我我我还干 |
| [08:51.16] | 高：呀呀呀呀呀，又干了，呵呵 |
| [08:54.18] | 范：哎呀，我爸海量 |
| [08:55.00] | 高：少来吧，你看，你爸喝洒快，呵呵 |
| [09:03.15] | 高：慢点喝 |
| [09:04.51] | 范：都倒上，倒上 |
| [09:05.91] | 高：慢点，慢点，慢点 |
| [09:06.61] | 范：爸，爸爸爸爸爸爸爸，别着急啊，爸 |
| [09:10.43] | 高：你慢点 |
| [09:10.99] | 范：您得让我说话，爸呀，千言万语，您也报答不了我对您老的养育之情，不是，不是不是不，就是你对我老 ，不是 这怎么说呀 |
| [09:27.44] | 赵：都在酒里边 |
| [09:29.96] | 高：又干了 |
| [09:34.84] | 赵：唉唷，我都送桶去了，要不出不去了 |
| [09:37.37] | 高：唉 |
| [09:38.05] | 范：爸、爸、爸、爸 |
| [09:40.19] | 赵：唉呀妈呀，这酒，外国啤酒劲太大了，这 |
| [09:45.36] | 范：爸，不是啤酒 |
| [09:47.29] | 高：你 是不是喝多了 |
| [09:48.46] | 范：爸爸爸，这是洋酒 |
| [09:50.91] | 赵：我见过 |
| [09:51.46] | 范：啊 |
| [09:52.17] | 赵：别笑话我，我也是有身份人，我告诉你有一次我到大洒店消费去，我就喝这种酒，我往那一坐，我说上酒，小姐咔就把这酒拿过来，我说多少钱，她说1880，她问我你开吗？我说开，她砰就启开了，我说你开玩笑呢吧？ |
| [10:13.66] | 高：你爸到哪喝酒都是别人请他 |
| [10:15.70] | 赵：谁请我啊？她把我拉住不让我走了，我说什么酒这么贵，她说就是人头马面 |
| [10:22.47] | 范：不是，人头马，没面 |
| [10:25.10] | 赵：是，就这酒，给我弄没面子了 |
| [10:28.66] | 范：爸太幽默了 |
| [10:29.86] | 赵：我说老弟 |
| [10:30.71] | 高：唉 |
| [10:32.41] | 赵：今天咱哥俩尽兴，大哥不是吹的，说别的话，老弟 |
| [10:37.50] | 范：大哥，不是，爸 |
| [10:40.51] | 高：你俩整的啥辈啊 |
| [10:42.15] | 范：爸，爸 |
| [10:45.51] | 赵：我平时不喝这种酒 |
| [10:47.17] | 范：我跟你说，我爸这是幽默，知道吗？冲您老这幽默这劲头，我给您送个礼物您肯定喜欢，哎呀，我爸太可爱了 |
| [10:58.84] | 高：你可以走了 |
| [10:59.59] | 赵：不是，我接受感谢，我 |
| [11:01.78] | 高：你可以走了 |
| [11:02.31] | 赵：他不是来谢我来了吗，你咋回事呢？ |
| [11:04.95] | 范：爸，爸，把那个摘了，戴这个 |
| [11:06.91] | 高：这个帽子他戴不了，你留着吧 |
| [11:09.77] | 范：妈，我爸高兴，我爸高兴，唉，戴上，哎呀 |
| [11:20.97] | 赵：带劲不？ |
| [11:21.96] | 范：西部牛仔 |
| [11:23.31] | 赵：不对，西部牛仔得有皮靴 |
| [11:25.34] | 范：有，有，有，有，有，有 |
| [11:27.35] | 高：你那个鞋别给他 |
| [11:29.46] | 赵：我在电视上看到过西部牛仔 高：你留着穿 |
| [11:31.73] | 范：我爸高兴 |
| [11:33.57] | 赵：外国人放牛都穿这个 |
| [11:34.79] | 范：爸爸多大脚？ |
| [11:36.51] | 赵：你多大鞋 |
| [11:37.34] | 范：我41的 |
| [11:37.99] | 赵：你多大鞋我多大脚，正好，嘿嘿 |
| [11:41.36] | 高：他穿不了 |
| [11:42.42] | 范：踩，踩 踩 |
| [11:42.97] | 赵：我这脚就是为你这鞋长的 |
| [11:45.97] | 高：他穿不了，你看他脚后跟还在后边露着呢 |
| [11:48.74] | 赵：哎呀，穿几年就下去了 |
| [11:50.67] | 范：太好了 |
| [11:53.21] | 赵：这回咋样 |
| [11:53.96] | 范：太好了 |
| [11:55.10] | 赵：我送水我攒钱，我高低买个皮夹克 |
| [11:57.82] | 范：有，有有，我这皮夹克，现成的 |
| [12:00.15] | 高：这个你穿 |
| [12:01.75] | 范：我爸高兴，我爸高兴，我爸高兴 穿上，穿上 |
| [12:07.63] | 赵：都给我这 |
| [12:08.29] | 范：来，全套的 |
| [12:09.41] | 赵：你太够哥们意气了 |
| [12:10.51] | 范：哎呀，老牛仔，老牛仔 |
| [12:13.77] | 赵：我这回我再上谁家送水去，我看谁敢惹我 |
| [12:16.40] | 高：唉，你完成任务，你可以走了，把这个脱下来 |
| [12:21.55] | 范：妈、妈、妈、妈 爸呀，我还有一件最重要的礼物要送给您老，坐 |
| [12:29.40] | 赵：还有 |
| [12:31.21] | 范：爸，这是我论文的稿费，五千美金，您的 |
| [12:39.89] | 高：他拿这钱上哪花去 |
| [12:41.91] | 范：妈，妈，给我爸啊，给我爸 |
| [12:45.07] | 高：我给他保管 |
| [12:45.64] | 范：妈，妈妈，给我爸不等于给您吗？收好 |
| [12:49.70] | 赵：那我揣起来 |
| [12:50.34] | 高：哎！给你啥你要啥，拿自己不当外人啊，忘了你啥身份啦 |
| [12:55.16] | 范：妈！怎么跟我爸这么说话呢？ |
| [12:57.71] | 赵：你咋跟我妈这说话呢？你妈说的对，我哪有资格要这钱啊，我要真有你这么个好儿子 |
| [13:15.02] | 范：爸，我就是您的好儿子 |
| [13:17.55] | 赵：可我是赝品啊 |
| [13:21.12] | 范：你是我的亲爸 |
| [13:22.64] | 赵：我假的，我是赝的 |
| [13:24.81] | 范：您进我们家一天门也是我的亲爹 |
| [13:27.12] | 赵：我才来一会，是你妈花二十块钱雇的 |
| [13:31.01] | 高：大哥，你都给我说漏了干啥呀，你 |
| [13:33.70] | 赵：我不说漏了，我这揣走你能干吗？孩子，你上学那年你妈就下岗了，就怕你在外面不安心读书，所以撒谎说找了个后爸，根本就没这回事，你妈自谋职业，自己开了个成衣铺，供你上学啊，你看看她的手你就全清楚了 |
| [14:18.53] | 范：妈 |
| [14:21.55] | 高：儿子，别惦记妈，都过去了 |
| [14:26.34] | 范：妈 |
| [15:00.48] | 赵：小伙子，赶紧回来吧，好好孝顺孝顺你妈，这个家需要你，国家也需要你这样的人才，啊那我走了啊 |
| [15:11.02] | 高：哎大哥你等会，这钱你拿着，这不能给你，嘿嘿，你拿着 |
| [15:16.16] | 赵：你拉倒吧，这没装好，给你整漏了，这 |
| [15:18.63] | 范：大叔，这这这 这这这东西给您，这东西都给您 |
| [15:22.93] | 高：这衣服都给您 |
| [15:23.52] | 赵：我跟你说，我能给你这个博士后装一会爹，我就是三生万，三生万幸了，呵呵呵 |
| [15:29.91] | 范：不不 不，这是给您的，大叔 |
| [15:31.84] | 赵：那我拿一样吧，这给我吧，我看这帽子我就能想起你们娘俩，哎呀，没白来，还整个帽子，你看我这个命，整个帽子还绿色的 |
| [15:46.09] |
| [00:02.27] | zhao: zhe ge, mai guai mai che shi hu you tui, ben shi quan zhang yi zhang zui, xiang lai xiang qu ting hou hui, suo yi gai hang qu song shui le |
| [00:09.89] | ni: he he a, zhao da shu |
| [00:13.03] | zhao: ai ya ma zhe bu wo meng zhong qing ren ma? zhe jia huo bao wan mu dou bu zou shi deng zhe yao jian yi mian shi za de? |
| [00:20.20] | ni: jin nian de chun jie wan hui wo shi xiang wen wen ni, ni you zhun bei hu you shui ya? |
| [00:24.11] | zhao: wo shui dou bu xiang hu you le, wo gai hang le |
| [00:28.39] | ni: gai hang le song shui ya? |
| [00:30.26] | zhao: wo yao hu you ni, neng xing ma? |
| [00:32.05] | ni: hu you wo a? zhao da shu ni qiao qiao zhe ge hai bu gou ba? |
| [00:36.86] | zhao: fan wei ne? |
| [00:37.44] | ni: ai fan wei duo gao ya? |
| [00:38.58] | zhao: yi mi liu yi mi qi ba |
| [00:40.87] | ni: na dao di shi yi mi liu hai shi yi mi qi ya? |
| [00:42.61] | zhao: ta rang wo hu you de yi hui yi mi liu yi hui yi mi qi zhe me yi mi liu zhe me yi mi qi zou qi lu lai yi mi liu yi mi qi |
| [00:50.65] | ni: hao a ni hu you ba ni |
| [00:54.22] | zhao: ai ya dao le, jiu shi zhe jia |
| [00:59.69] | gao: ya! wo er zi hui lai le, wo zhe die hai mei gei gu zhe ne, er zi, er zi |
| [01:07.45] | zhao: kan zhun le, zhe me da sui shu ni jiu han er zi, ni you zhe me da er zi, chu fei ti qian yong da peng kou zhu le |
| [01:13.71] | gao: dui bu qi, dui bu qi, zhe die zhe bu lai le ma? ta die? bu, er zi? bu, da ge |
| [01:23.08] | zhao: ni gan sha, nong zhun le, zhe yi jin men jiu gei ding san zhi cheng |
| [01:26.64] | gao: wo mang zhe ne, da ge wo qiu ni bang ge mang bei |
| [01:29.22] | zhao: bang sha mang, shuo ba |
| [01:30.05] | gao: gei wo er zi zhuang hui die |
| [01:31.33] | zhao: gei ni er zi zhuang die? gao: jiu shi gei wo zhuang lao ban |
| [01:33.99] | zhao: sha yi si |
| [01:35.15] | gao: lai zhe er shi kuai qian gei ni, ni ba zhe yi fu tuo lou, ni zhe yi fu tuo lou |
| [01:39.31] | zhao: ai |
| [01:42.22] | gao: ba na yi fu tuo lou |
| [01:43.08] | zhao: ni gan sha wan yi ya, wo ke shi zheng jing ren a |
| [01:46.13] | gao: ai ya da ge, shui bu zheng jing ren a? |
| [01:48.53] | zhao: zheng jing ren ni hua er shi kuai qian ni jiu ba lao tou yi fu? ni sha wan yi? |
| [01:53.34] | gao: da ge ni wu hui le, ni ba na ge tuo le, ba zhe ge chuan shang, wo er zi ma shang dao jia lai bu ji le |
| [01:59.72] | zhao: ni er zi za de le? |
| [02:00.55] | gao: wo er zi jin cong guo wai hui lai, wo er zi shi yan jiu sheng |
| [02:03.31] | zhao: yan jiu die de? |
| [02:03.85] | gao: bu shi |
| [02:05.41] | zhao: na yan jiu die yan jiu ta zi ji die a, na shui yan jiu shui? |
| [02:08.25] | gao: ta mei die, you die wo neng rang ni zhuang die ma? |
| [02:11.37] | zhao: zen me hui shi? |
| [02:12.36] | gao: da ge ni ting wo man man gei ni shuo, wo er zi chu guo liu xue na nian ba, zheng hao gan shang wo xia gang, er zi ting dao zhe ge xiao xi shuo sha dou bu nian yao hui lai, wo gen er zi sa ge huang, wo shuo er zi ni nian ba, wo gei ni zhao le ge zui you qian de hou die, qi shi zhe hai zi shi wo zi ge gong de, wo dou gong le liu nian le, wo gei ren zuo cheng ren huo, ni kan wo zhe shou, da ge, wo pa er zi hui lai yi kan bu shi na me hui shi, ta you bu an xin du shu le |
| [02:36.85] | zhao: bie shuo le, wo ming bai le, ni gen ben mei zhe ge shi gen er zi sa huang le, er zi du cheng hui lai jiu shuo wo yao jian zhe zhe hou die, xian zai mei you, ni xiang na wo ti hui, ai, shuo ming bai le ni tuo yi fu ba |
| [02:49.08] | gao: ai ya, tai xie xie le |
| [02:50.43] | zhao: zhe mang wo neng bang |
| [02:52.37] | gao: xie xie xie xie, da ge wo yi kan ni jiu shi hao ren |
| [02:56.39] | zhao: hao tan bu dao, fan zheng zai zuo feng shang mei chu guo wen ti |
| [02:59.19] | gao: lai, zhe jing zi dai shang, ai, ni bie shuo hai ting xiang, jiu zhe me ding le, da ge wo xie xie ni le a |
| [03:07.17] | zhao: bu xing, wo hai you ge shi, ni zhe er shi kuai qian zhuang duo zhang shi jian a, yi hui a, hai shi yi tian a, shi bu shi hai de gei zhe guo ye a, zhu na? |
| [03:16.77] | gao: ni kan ni shuo de duo nan ting a, wo er zi jin er ge hui guo kao cha, zhao mang kai hui, kan yi yan jiu zou, hai guo sha ye a, ni shuo ni |
| [03:23.70] | zhao: bu shi, wo zi ji you lao ban, wo pa |
| [03:27.21] | gao: ya, da ge, wo er zi hui lai le, jiu na me ding le a |
| [03:29.93] | zhao: na xing na wo zhao jin shang li wu tang zhe qu |
| [03:31.76] | gao: bie tang zhe ya |
| [03:32.51] | zhao: bu tang zhe wo gan sha a |
| [03:33.99] | gao: bu shi ni bu shi |
| [03:36.34] | fan: ma, kai men a |
| [03:37.38] | gao: ai, er zi, er zi |
| [03:38.92] | fan: ma gao: er zi fan: ai |
| [03:41.64] | gao: er zi, er zi ni shou le |
| [03:44.05] | fan: shi ma? |
| [03:44.75] | gao: hai hei le |
| [03:46.10] | fan: shai de, wo ba ne? |
| [03:47.45] | gao: zai wu ne |
| [03:48.86] | fan: shi ma? na ne? |
| [03:50.27] | gao: ai, gang cai hai zai wu ne, ai, zai zhe ne, er zi hui lai le, kuai han die |
| [03:56.95] | zhao: die |
| [03:58.90] | gao: fan le fan le |
| [04:02.09] | zhao: wo shi ni die |
| [04:03.14] | fan: ai |
| [04:05.98] | zhao: bu shi a! wo shi ni die a |
| [04:07.69] | fan: shi |
| [04:09.21] | zhao: mei jian guo mian |
| [04:18.06] | fan: na ge, ba, gan xie nin lao dui wo de zi zhu, wo xian zai yi jing du bo shi hou le |
| [04:24.05] | gao: er zi ni du bo shi hou le, ai ya ni za bu zhi sheng ne, er zi dou du bo shi hou le |
| [04:29.49] | zhao: ni de wang qian zheng a, bu neng lao zai hou bian |
| [04:33.68] | gao: lai ba dou zi na xia lai |
| [04:36.88] | fan: ma, ting hao de hao |
| [04:38.91] | gao: shou le |
| [04:39.89] | fan: ma, tou fa dou bai le |
| [04:42.78] | gao: he he, er zi, ai ni gei wo, ni kan, ni bei ta gan sha ya? |
| [04:46.69] | fan: fang di shang, ba ba nin zuo, zuo zuo zuo zuo |
| [04:56.23] | fan: ma gao: er zi |
| [04:59.74] | zhao: hei hei, wo yi xun si, zhen you yi si hai liao shang |
| [05:11.21] | zhao: mei shi le ba, wo de song tong qu le |
| [05:12.70] | fan: ai, ba ba gao: ai, lai de ji ni mang sha a? |
| [05:15.53] | zhao: wan shi er le ma |
| [05:17.16] | fan: nin na me mang ma? ba |
| [05:19.44] | gao: ni ba ba zhua qian mian gong zuo, mang |
| [05:21.67] | fan: dui, wo ba shi gong cheng shi |
| [05:24.21] | zhao: wo song shui de |
| [05:25.54] | gao: dui, dui, guan shui li de gong cheng shi shui li |
| [05:28.77] | zhao: jiu shi san xia gong cheng, nan cheng bei diao sha de |
| [05:31.04] | fan: shi ma? |
| [05:31.69] | zhao: mei wo sha shi, he he, wo zhu yao fu ze wang dong cheng nan cheng bei cheng lai hui diao shui |
| [05:37.66] | gao: er zi, er zi ni ba ting shuo ni hui lai ke gao xing le, yao gei ni huan yi tong shui, kan zhe ni hai you dian jin zhang, hei hei |
| [05:44.91] | fan: ba ba bie jin zhang, ni yi jin zhang wo ye jin zhang le, hei hei |
| [05:47.91] | zhao: tou yi ci jian mian neng bu jin zhang ma? wo ye mei zhuang a bu shi, chi fan mei? |
| [05:53.98] | gao: chi fan, ni shang chu fang ba yu duan lai qu |
| [05:57.27] | gao: zhe bian, zhe bian, zhe bian |
| [05:58.45] | fan: ma, ma, ni bie rang wo ba mang huo le, nin qu ba |
| [06:01.24] | gao: na xing, wo qu |
| [06:03.70] | fan: ba, nin zuo zuo zuo |
| [06:06.02] | zhao: kuai dian hui lai |
| [06:26.54] | fan: ba, ni yan jing you dian hua, shi ba |
| [06:29.66] | zhao: , ling xia hao ji du ne |
| [06:33.30] | fan: wo ba you mo he he |
| [06:36.42] | zhao: ni chu kou duo shao nian le? |
| [06:39.58] | fan: ai chu guo liu nian |
| [06:41.35] | zhao: ting ni ma shuo ni ge na yan jiu die ne? |
| [06:45.11] | fan: mei you, yan jiu mu nai yi |
| [06:47.27] | zhao: o, yan jiu yi ne? |
| [06:49.09] | fan: bu shi yi, shi gu shi |
| [06:52.72] | zhao: gu shi ni shang na yan jiu sha a, zan men guo jia jiu you gu shi a, tang shi san bai shou, chuang qian ming yue guang, bo li hao shang shuang, yao bu ji shi ca, zheng bu hao jiu de zang, wo dou hui |
| [07:05.46] | fan: ba, zhe ge shi a shi shi ti de shi |
| [07:09.94] | zhao: o, gu ren de shi ti |
| [07:12.61] | fan: dui, jiao mu nai yi |
| [07:13.93] | zhao: na de jiao yi nai |
| [07:15.27] | gao: ha ha ha ha ha, lao ni yi nai a? ni yi nai ke ying shi le, er zi, kan ma gei ni dun de yu |
| [07:22.72] | zhao: ni yan jiu na ge mu yi nai you dian sha cheng guo mei? |
| [07:24.89] | gao: gei ni ba ba hui bao hui bao |
| [07:26.57] | fan: ai, zhe ge mu yi nai, bu shi, na ge mu nai yi, san qian duo nian de mu nai yi wo neng bian bie chu shi zhen pin, hai shi yan pin |
| [07:37.77] | zhao: o, yan, shen me jiao yan pin a? |
| [07:40.04] | fan: jiu shi jia de, jia de jiu shi yan pin |
| [07:42.37] | zhao: san qian nian ni jiu neng kan chu zhen jia, wo gan jin song shui qu ba |
| [07:49.15] | gao: ni lao mang sha a? |
| [07:50.27] | fan: ba ba ba nin bie ji, wo ya, gei nin mai ping jiu, zan ye lia he dian, hao bu hao? wo qu na jiu qu |
| [07:56.31] | zhao: wo zhe bu zhuang qiang kou shang le ma? san qian nian de mu nai yi dou zheng chu zhen jia lai, yi hui er wo bu lou xian le ma wo? |
| [08:01.30] | gao: ai ni bie wang ta na shang lao, ni shuo dian bie de, shuo dian bie de |
| [08:04.41] | zhao: shuo dian bie de xing ma? |
| [08:05.20] | fan: xing a, nin le yi shuo shi mo nin shuo shi mo, lai lai nin zuo, zuo |
| [08:10.47] | zhao: tai li hai le, san qian nian de neng fen chu zhen jia lai |
| [08:15.52] | zhao: ni kan wo zhe ge ren, ni shi bu shi ye you kan zou yan de |
| [08:21.49] | zhao: yi hui sai chu tang niao bing lai le |
| [08:24.47] | gao: lai, he jiu he jiu |
| [08:26.22] | fan: he sa, ba, ba, he sa |
| [08:31.25] | fan: ba, wo gao: ni kan zhou le |
| [08:34.72] | fan: wo ba zhou le gao: ni neng gan ma? |
| [08:36.24] | fan: wo gan le wo pei wo ba |
| [08:37.27] | gao: ai ya, wo er zi sa liang jian zhang a, hei hei |
| [08:41.24] | fan: wo mei liang, wo jiu shi pei wo ba ba ya |
| [08:46.24] | gao: hai, ni mang sha a, man dian he ya, lai lai lai |
| [08:49.36] | fan: na wo wo wo wo hai gan |
| [08:51.16] | gao: ya ya ya ya ya, you gan le, he he |
| [08:54.18] | fan: ai ya, wo ba hai liang |
| [08:55.00] | gao: shao lai ba, ni kan, ni ba he sa kuai, he he |
| [09:03.15] | gao: man dian he |
| [09:04.51] | fan: dou dao shang, dao shang |
| [09:05.91] | gao: man dian, man dian, man dian |
| [09:06.61] | fan: ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, bie zhao ji a, ba |
| [09:10.43] | gao: ni man dian |
| [09:10.99] | fan: nin de rang wo shuo hua, ba ya, qian yan wan yu, nin ye bao da bu liao wo dui nin lao de yang yu zhi qing, bu shi, bu shi bu shi bu, jiu shi ni dui wo lao , bu shi zhe zen me shuo ya |
| [09:27.44] | zhao: dou zai jiu li bian |
| [09:29.96] | gao: you gan le |
| [09:34.84] | zhao: ai yo, wo dou song tong qu le, yao bu chu bu qu le |
| [09:37.37] | gao: ai |
| [09:38.05] | fan: ba ba ba ba |
| [09:40.19] | zhao: ai ya ma ya, zhe jiu, wai guo pi jiu jin tai da le, zhe |
| [09:45.36] | fan: ba, bu shi pi jiu |
| [09:47.29] | gao: ni shi bu shi he duo le |
| [09:48.46] | fan: ba ba ba, zhe shi yang jiu |
| [09:50.91] | zhao: wo jian guo |
| [09:51.46] | fan: a |
| [09:52.17] | zhao: bie xiao hua wo, wo ye shi you shen fen ren, wo gao su ni you yi ci wo dao da sa dian xiao fei qu, wo jiu he zhe zhong jiu, wo wang na yi zuo, wo shuo shang jiu, xiao jie ka jiu ba zhe jiu na guo lai, wo shuo duo shao qian, ta shuo 1880, ta wen wo ni kai ma? wo shuo kai, ta peng jiu qi kai le, wo shuo ni kai wan xiao ne ba? |
| [10:13.66] | gao: ni ba dao na he jiu dou shi bie ren qing ta |
| [10:15.70] | zhao: shui qing wo a? ta ba wo la zhu bu rang wo zou le, wo shuo shi mo jiu zhe me gui, ta shuo jiu shi ren tou ma mian |
| [10:22.47] | fan: bu shi, ren tou ma, mei mian |
| [10:25.10] | zhao: shi, jiu zhe jiu, gei wo nong mei mian zi le |
| [10:28.66] | fan: ba tai you mo le |
| [10:29.86] | zhao: wo shuo lao di |
| [10:30.71] | gao: ai |
| [10:32.41] | zhao: jin tian zan ge lia jin xing, da ge bu shi chui de, shuo bie de hua, lao di |
| [10:37.50] | fan: da ge, bu shi, ba |
| [10:40.51] | gao: ni lia zheng de sha bei a |
| [10:42.15] | fan: ba, ba |
| [10:45.51] | zhao: wo ping shi bu he zhe zhong jiu |
| [10:47.17] | fan: wo gen ni shuo, wo ba zhe shi you mo, zhi dao ma? chong nin lao zhe you mo zhe jin tou, wo gei nin song ge li wu nin ken ding xi huan, ai ya, wo ba tai ke ai le |
| [10:58.84] | gao: ni ke yi zou le |
| [10:59.59] | zhao: bu shi, wo jie shou gan xie, wo |
| [11:01.78] | gao: ni ke yi zou le |
| [11:02.31] | zhao: ta bu shi lai xie wo lai le ma, ni za hui shi ne? |
| [11:04.95] | fan: ba, ba, ba na ge zhai le, dai zhe ge |
| [11:06.91] | gao: zhe ge mao zi ta dai bu liao, ni liu zhe ba |
| [11:09.77] | fan: ma, wo ba gao xing, wo ba gao xing, ai, dai shang, ai ya |
| [11:20.97] | zhao: dai jin bu? |
| [11:21.96] | fan: xi bu niu zai |
| [11:23.31] | zhao: bu dui, xi bu niu zai de you pi xue |
| [11:25.34] | fan: you, you, you, you, you, you |
| [11:27.35] | gao: ni na ge xie bie gei ta |
| [11:29.46] | zhao: wo zai dian shi shang kan dao guo xi bu niu zai gao: ni liu zhe chuan |
| [11:31.73] | fan: wo ba gao xing |
| [11:33.57] | zhao: wai guo ren fang niu dou chuan zhe ge |
| [11:34.79] | fan: ba ba duo da jiao? |
| [11:36.51] | zhao: ni duo da xie |
| [11:37.34] | fan: wo 41 de |
| [11:37.99] | zhao: ni duo da xie wo duo da jiao, zheng hao, hei hei |
| [11:41.36] | gao: ta chuan bu liao |
| [11:42.42] | fan: cai, cai cai |
| [11:42.97] | zhao: wo zhe jiao jiu shi wei ni zhe xie zhang de |
| [11:45.97] | gao: ta chuan bu liao, ni kan ta jiao hou gen hai zai hou bian lu zhe ne |
| [11:48.74] | zhao: ai ya, chuan ji nian jiu xia qu le |
| [11:50.67] | fan: tai hao le |
| [11:53.21] | zhao: zhe hui za yang |
| [11:53.96] | fan: tai hao le |
| [11:55.10] | zhao: wo song shui wo zan qian, wo gao di mai ge pi jia ke |
| [11:57.82] | fan: you, you you, wo zhe pi jia ke, xian cheng de |
| [12:00.15] | gao: zhe ge ni chuan |
| [12:01.75] | fan: wo ba gao xing, wo ba gao xing, wo ba gao xing chuan shang, chuan shang |
| [12:07.63] | zhao: dou gei wo zhe |
| [12:08.29] | fan: lai, quan tao de |
| [12:09.41] | zhao: ni tai gou ge men yi qi le |
| [12:10.51] | fan: ai ya, lao niu zai, lao niu zai |
| [12:13.77] | zhao: wo zhe hui wo zai shang shui jia song shui qu, wo kan shui gan re wo |
| [12:16.40] | gao: ai, ni wan cheng ren wu, ni ke yi zou le, ba zhe ge tuo xia lai |
| [12:21.55] | fan: ma ma ma ma ba ya, wo hai you yi jian zui zhong yao de li wu yao song gei nin lao, zuo |
| [12:29.40] | zhao: hai you |
| [12:31.21] | fan: ba, zhe shi wo lun wen de gao fei, wu qian mei jin, nin de |
| [12:39.89] | gao: ta na zhe qian shang na hua qu |
| [12:41.91] | fan: ma, ma, gei wo ba a, gei wo ba |
| [12:45.07] | gao: wo gei ta bao guan |
| [12:45.64] | fan: ma, ma ma, gei wo ba bu deng yu gei nin ma? shou hao |
| [12:49.70] | zhao: na wo chuai qi lai |
| [12:50.34] | gao: ai! gei ni sha ni yao sha, na zi ji bu dang wai ren a, wang le ni sha shen fen la |
| [12:55.16] | fan: ma! zen me gen wo ba zhe me shuo hua ne? |
| [12:57.71] | zhao: ni za gen wo ma zhe shuo hua ne? ni ma shuo de dui, wo na you zi ge yao zhe qian a, wo yao zhen you ni zhe me ge hao er zi |
| [13:15.02] | fan: ba, wo jiu shi nin de hao er zi |
| [13:17.55] | zhao: ke wo shi yan pin a |
| [13:21.12] | fan: ni shi wo de qin ba |
| [13:22.64] | zhao: wo jia de, wo shi yan de |
| [13:24.81] | fan: nin jin wo men jia yi tian men ye shi wo de qin die |
| [13:27.12] | zhao: wo cai lai yi hui, shi ni ma hua er shi kuai qian gu de |
| [13:31.01] | gao: da ge, ni dou gei wo shuo lou le gan sha ya, ni |
| [13:33.70] | zhao: wo bu shuo lou le, wo zhe chuai zou ni neng gan ma? hai zi, ni shang xue na nian ni ma jiu xia gang le, jiu pa ni zai wai mian bu an xin du shu, suo yi sa huang shuo zhao le ge hou ba, gen ben jiu mei zhe hui shi, ni ma zi mou zhi ye, zi ji kai le ge cheng yi pu, gong ni shang xue a, ni kan kan ta de shou ni jiu quan qing chu le |
| [14:18.53] | fan: ma |
| [14:21.55] | gao: er zi, bie dian ji ma, dou guo qu le |
| [14:26.34] | fan: ma |
| [15:00.48] | zhao: xiao huo zi, gan jin hui lai ba, hao hao xiao shun xiao shun ni ma, zhe ge jia xu yao ni, guo jia ye xu yao ni zhe yang de ren cai, a na wo zou le a |
| [15:11.02] | gao: ai da ge ni deng hui, zhe qian ni na zhe, zhe bu neng gei ni, hei hei, ni na zhe |
| [15:16.16] | zhao: ni la dao ba, zhe mei zhuang hao, gei ni zheng lou le, zhe |
| [15:18.63] | fan: da shu, zhe zhe zhe zhe zhe zhe dong xi gei nin, zhe dong xi dou gei nin |
| [15:22.93] | gao: zhe yi fu dou gei nin |
| [15:23.52] | zhao: wo gen ni shuo, wo neng gei ni zhe ge bo shi hou zhuang yi hui die, wo jiu shi san sheng wan, san sheng wan xing le, he he a |
| [15:29.91] | fan: bu bu bu, zhe shi gei nin de, da shu |
| [15:31.84] | zhao: na wo na yi yang ba, zhe gei wo ba, wo kan zhe mao zi wo jiu neng xiang qi ni men niang lia, ai ya, mei bai lai, hai zheng ge mao zi, ni kan wo zhe ge ming, zheng ge mao zi hai lv se de |
| [15:46.09] |
| [00:02.27] | zhào: zhè gè, mài guǎi mài chē shì hū yōu tuǐ, běn shì quán zhàng yī zhāng zuǐ, xiǎng lái xiǎng qù tǐng hòu huǐ, suǒ yǐ gǎi háng qù sòng shuǐ le |
| [00:09.89] | ní: hē hē ā, zhào dà shū |
| [00:13.03] | zhào: āi yā mā zhè bù wǒ mèng zhōng qíng rén ma? zhè jiā huo bào wán mù dōu bù zǒu shì děng zhe yào jiàn yī miàn shì zǎ de? |
| [00:20.20] | ní: jīn nián de chūn jié wǎn huì wǒ shì xiǎng wèn wèn nǐ, nǐ yòu zhǔn bèi hū yōu shuí ya? |
| [00:24.11] | zhào: wǒ shuí dōu bù xiǎng hū yōu le, wǒ gǎi háng le |
| [00:28.39] | ní: gǎi háng le sòng shuǐ ya? |
| [00:30.26] | zhào: wǒ yào hū yōu nǐ, néng xíng ma? |
| [00:32.05] | ní: hū yōu wǒ a? zhào dà shū nǐ qiáo qiáo zhè gè hái bù gòu ba? |
| [00:36.86] | zhào: fàn wěi ne? |
| [00:37.44] | ní: āi fàn wěi duō gāo ya? |
| [00:38.58] | zhào: yī mǐ liù yī mǐ qī ba |
| [00:40.87] | ní: nà dào dǐ shì yī mǐ liù hái shì yī mǐ qī ya? |
| [00:42.61] | zhào: tā ràng wǒ hū yōu de yī huì yī mǐ liù yī huì yī mǐ qī zhè me yī mǐ liù zhè me yī mǐ qī zǒu qǐ lù lái yī mǐ liù yī mǐ qī |
| [00:50.65] | ní: hǎo a nǐ hū yōu ba nǐ |
| [00:54.22] | zhào: āi yā dào le, jiù shì zhè jiā |
| [00:59.69] | gāo: ya! wǒ ér zi huí lái le, wǒ zhè diē hái méi gěi gù zhe ne, ér zi, ér zi |
| [01:07.45] | zhào: kàn zhǔn le, zhè me dà suì shù nǐ jiù hǎn ér zi, nǐ yǒu zhè me dà ér zi, chú fēi tí qián yòng dà péng kòu zhù le |
| [01:13.71] | gāo: duì bù qǐ, duì bù qǐ, zhè diē zhè bù lái le ma? tā diē? bù, ér zi? bù, dà gē |
| [01:23.08] | zhào: nǐ gàn shà, nòng zhǔn le, zhè yī jìn mén jiù gěi dìng sān zhí chēng |
| [01:26.64] | gāo: wǒ máng zhe ne, dà gē wǒ qiú nǐ bāng gè máng bei |
| [01:29.22] | zhào: bāng shà máng, shuō ba |
| [01:30.05] | gāo: gěi wǒ ér zi zhuāng huì diē |
| [01:31.33] | zhào: gěi nǐ ér zi zhuāng diē? gāo: jiù shì gěi wǒ zhuāng lǎo bàn |
| [01:33.99] | zhào: shà yì sī |
| [01:35.15] | gāo: lái zhè èr shí kuài qián gěi nǐ, nǐ bǎ zhè yī fú tuō lóu, nǐ zhè yī fú tuō lóu |
| [01:39.31] | zhào: āi |
| [01:42.22] | gāo: bǎ nà yī fú tuō lóu |
| [01:43.08] | zhào: nǐ gàn shà wán yì ya, wǒ kě shì zhèng jīng rén a |
| [01:46.13] | gāo: āi yā dà gē, shuí bù zhèng jīng rén a? |
| [01:48.53] | zhào: zhèng jīng rén nǐ huā èr shí kuài qián nǐ jiù bā lǎo tóu yī fú? nǐ shà wán yì? |
| [01:53.34] | gāo: dà gē nǐ wù huì le, nǐ bǎ nà gè tuō le, bǎ zhè gè chuān shang, wǒ ér zi mǎ shàng dào jiā lái bù jí le |
| [01:59.72] | zhào: nǐ ér zi zǎ de le? |
| [02:00.55] | gāo: wǒ ér zi jīn cóng guó wài huí lái, wǒ ér zi shì yán jiū shēng |
| [02:03.31] | zhào: yán jiū diē de? |
| [02:03.85] | gāo: bú shì |
| [02:05.41] | zhào: nà yán jiū diē yán jiū tā zì jǐ diē a, ná shuí yán jiū shuí? |
| [02:08.25] | gāo: tā méi diē, yǒu diē wǒ néng ràng nǐ zhuāng diē ma? |
| [02:11.37] | zhào: zěn me huí shì? |
| [02:12.36] | gāo: dà gē nǐ tīng wǒ màn màn gěi nǐ shuō, wǒ ér zi chū guó liú xué nà nián ba, zhèng hǎo gǎn shàng wǒ xià gǎng, ér zi tīng dào zhè gè xiāo xī shuō shà dōu bù niàn yào huí lái, wǒ gēn ér zi sā gè huǎng, wǒ shuō ér zi nǐ niàn ba, wǒ gěi nǐ zhǎo le gè zuì yǒu qián de hòu diē, qí shí zhè hái zi shì wǒ zì gě gōng de, wǒ dōu gōng le liù nián le, wǒ gěi rén zuò chéng rén huó, nǐ kàn wǒ zhè shǒu, dà gē, wǒ pà ér zi huí lái yī kàn bú shì nà me huí shì, tā yòu bù ān xīn dú shū le |
| [02:36.85] | zhào: bié shuō le, wǒ míng bái le, nǐ gēn běn méi zhè gè shì gēn ér zi sā huǎng le, ér zi dú chéng huí lái jiù shuō wǒ yào jiàn zhe zhè hòu diē, xiàn zài méi yǒu, nǐ xiǎng ná wǒ tì huì, āi, shuō míng bái le nǐ tuō yī fu ba |
| [02:49.08] | gāo: āi yā, tài xiè xiè le |
| [02:50.43] | zhào: zhè máng wǒ néng bāng |
| [02:52.37] | gāo: xiè xiè xiè xiè, dà gē wǒ yī kàn nǐ jiù shì hǎo rén |
| [02:56.39] | zhào: hǎo tán bú dào, fǎn zhèng zài zuò fēng shàng méi chū guò wèn tí |
| [02:59.19] | gāo: lái, zhè jìng zi dài shang, āi, nǐ bié shuō hái tǐng xiàng, jiù zhè me dìng le, dà gē wǒ xiè xiè nǐ le a |
| [03:07.17] | zhào: bù xíng, wǒ hái yǒu gè shì, nǐ zhè èr shí kuài qián zhuāng duō zhǎng shí jiān a, yī huì a, hái shì yì tiān a, shì bú shì hái dé gěi zhè guò yè a, zhù nǎ? |
| [03:16.77] | gāo: nǐ kàn nǐ shuō de duō nàn tīng a, wǒ ér zi jīn ér gè huí guó kǎo chá, zháo máng kāi huì, kàn yī yǎn jiù zǒu, hái guò shà yè a, nǐ shuō nǐ |
| [03:23.70] | zhào: bú shì, wǒ zì jǐ yǒu lǎo bàn, wǒ pà |
| [03:27.21] | gāo: ya, dà gē, wǒ ér zi huí lái le, jiù nà me dìng le a |
| [03:29.93] | zhào: nà xíng nà wǒ zhào jǐn shàng lǐ wū tǎng zhe qù |
| [03:31.76] | gāo: bié tǎng zhe ya |
| [03:32.51] | zhào: bù tǎng zhe wǒ gàn shà a |
| [03:33.99] | gāo: bú shì nǐ bú shì |
| [03:36.34] | fàn: mā, kāi mén a |
| [03:37.38] | gāo: āi, ér zi, ér zi |
| [03:38.92] | fàn: mā gāo: ér zi fàn: āi |
| [03:41.64] | gāo: ér zi, ér zi nǐ shòu le |
| [03:44.05] | fàn: shì ma? |
| [03:44.75] | gāo: hái hēi le |
| [03:46.10] | fàn: shài de, wǒ bà ne? |
| [03:47.45] | gāo: zài wū ne |
| [03:48.86] | fàn: shì ma? nǎ ne? |
| [03:50.27] | gāo: āi, gāng cái hái zài wū ne, āi, zài zhè ne, ér zi huí lái le, kuài hǎn diē |
| [03:56.95] | zhào: diē |
| [03:58.90] | gāo: fǎn le fǎn le |
| [04:02.09] | zhào: wǒ shì nǐ diē |
| [04:03.14] | fàn: āi |
| [04:05.98] | zhào: bú shì a! wǒ shì nǐ diē a |
| [04:07.69] | fàn: shì |
| [04:09.21] | zhào: méi jiàn guò miàn |
| [04:18.06] | fàn: nà gè, bà, gǎn xiè nín lǎo duì wǒ de zī zhù, wǒ xiàn zài yǐ jīng dú bó shì hòu le |
| [04:24.05] | gāo: ér zi nǐ dú bó shì hòu le, āi yā nǐ zǎ bù zhī shēng ne, ér zǐ dōu dú bó shì hòu le |
| [04:29.49] | zhào: nǐ dé wǎng qián zhěng a, bù néng lǎo zài hòu biān |
| [04:33.68] | gāo: lái bǎ dōu zǐ ná xià lái |
| [04:36.88] | fàn: mā, tǐng hǎo de hǎo |
| [04:38.91] | gāo: shòu le |
| [04:39.89] | fàn: mā, tóu fà dōu bái le |
| [04:42.78] | gāo: hē hē, ér zi, āi nǐ gěi wǒ, nǐ kàn, nǐ bèi tā gàn shà ya? |
| [04:46.69] | fàn: fàng dì shàng, bà bà nín zuò, zuò zuò zuò zuò |
| [04:56.23] | fàn: mā gāo: ér zi |
| [04:59.74] | zhào: hēi hēi, wǒ yī xún sī, zhēn yǒu yì sī hái liáo shàng |
| [05:11.21] | zhào: méi shì le ba, wǒ dé sòng tǒng qù le |
| [05:12.70] | fàn: āi, bà bà gāo: āi, lái de jí nǐ máng shà a? |
| [05:15.53] | zhào: wán shì ér le ma |
| [05:17.16] | fàn: nín nà me máng ma? bà |
| [05:19.44] | gāo: nǐ bà bà zhuā qián miàn gōng zuò, máng |
| [05:21.67] | fàn: duì, wǒ bà shì gōng chéng shī |
| [05:24.21] | zhào: wǒ sòng shuǐ de |
| [05:25.54] | gāo: duì, duì, guǎn shuǐ lì de gōng chéng shī shuǐ lì |
| [05:28.77] | zhào: jiù shì sān xiá gōng chéng, nán chéng běi diào shà de |
| [05:31.04] | fàn: shì ma? |
| [05:31.69] | zhào: méi wǒ shà shì, hē hē, wǒ zhǔ yào fù zé wǎng dōng chéng nán chéng běi chéng lái huí diào shuǐ |
| [05:37.66] | gāo: ér zi, ér zi nǐ bà tīng shuō nǐ huí lái kě gāo xìng le, yào gěi nǐ huàn yī tǒng shuǐ, kàn zhe nǐ hái yǒu diǎn jǐn zhāng, hēi hēi |
| [05:44.91] | fàn: bà bà bié jǐn zhāng, nǐ yī jǐn zhāng wǒ yě jǐn zhāng le, hēi hēi |
| [05:47.91] | zhào: tóu yī cì jiàn miàn néng bù jǐn zhāng ma? wǒ yě méi zhuāng a bú shì, chī fàn méi? |
| [05:53.98] | gāo: chī fàn, nǐ shàng chú fáng bǎ yú duān lái qù |
| [05:57.27] | gāo: zhè biān, zhè biān, zhè biān |
| [05:58.45] | fàn: mā, mā, nǐ bié ràng wǒ bà máng huó le, nín qù ba |
| [06:01.24] | gāo: nà xíng, wǒ qù |
| [06:03.70] | fàn: bà, nín zuò zuò zuò |
| [06:06.02] | zhào: kuài diǎn huí lái |
| [06:26.54] | fàn: bà, nǐ yǎn jīng yǒu diǎn huā, shì ba |
| [06:29.66] | zhào: , líng xià hǎo jǐ dù ne |
| [06:33.30] | fàn: wǒ bà yōu mò hē hē |
| [06:36.42] | zhào: nǐ chū kǒu duō shào nián le? |
| [06:39.58] | fàn: āi chū guó liù nián |
| [06:41.35] | zhào: tīng nǐ mā shuō nǐ gē nà yán jiū diē ne? |
| [06:45.11] | fàn: méi yǒu, yán jiū mù nǎi yī |
| [06:47.27] | zhào: ó, yán jiū yí ne? |
| [06:49.09] | fàn: bú shì yí, shì gǔ shī |
| [06:52.72] | zhào: gǔ shī nǐ shàng nà yán jiū shà a, zán men guó jiā jiù yǒu gǔ shī a, táng shī sān bǎi shǒu, chuáng qián míng yuè guāng, bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng, yào bù jí shí cā, zhěng bù hǎo jiù dé zàng, wǒ dōu huì |
| [07:05.46] | fàn: bà, zhè gè shī a shì shī tǐ de shī |
| [07:09.94] | zhào: ó, gǔ rén de shī tǐ |
| [07:12.61] | fàn: duì, jiào mù nǎi yī |
| [07:13.93] | zhào: nà de jiào yí nǎi |
| [07:15.27] | gāo: hā hā hā hā hā, láo nǐ yí nǎi a? nǐ yí nǎi kě yìng shí le, ér zi, kàn mā gěi nǐ dùn de yú |
| [07:22.72] | zhào: nǐ yán jiū nà gè mù yí nǎi yǒu diǎn shà chéng guǒ méi? |
| [07:24.89] | gāo: gěi nǐ bà bà huì bào huì bào |
| [07:26.57] | fàn: āi, zhè gè mù yí nǎi, bú shì, nà gè mù nǎi yī, sān qiān duō nián de mù nǎi yī wǒ néng biàn bié chū shì zhēn pǐn, hái shì yàn pǐn |
| [07:37.77] | zhào: ó, yàn, shén me jiào yàn pǐn a? |
| [07:40.04] | fàn: jiù shì jiǎ de, jiǎ de jiù shì yàn pǐn |
| [07:42.37] | zhào: sān qiān nián nǐ jiù néng kàn chū zhēn jiǎ, wǒ gǎn jǐn sòng shuǐ qù ba |
| [07:49.15] | gāo: nǐ lǎo máng shà a? |
| [07:50.27] | fàn: bà bà bà nín bié jí, wǒ ya, gěi nín mǎi píng jiǔ, zán yé liǎ hē diǎn, hǎo bù hǎo? wǒ qù ná jiǔ qù |
| [07:56.31] | zhào: wǒ zhè bù zhuàng qiāng kǒu shàng le ma? sān qiān nián de mù nǎi yī dōu zhěng chū zhēn jiǎ lái, yī huì ér wǒ bù lòu xiàn le ma wǒ? |
| [08:01.30] | gāo: āi nǐ bié wǎng tā nà shàng láo, nǐ shuō diǎn bié de, shuō diǎn bié de |
| [08:04.41] | zhào: shuō diǎn bié de xíng ma? |
| [08:05.20] | fàn: xíng a, nín lè yì shuō shí mǒ nín shuō shí mǒ, lái lái nín zuò, zuò |
| [08:10.47] | zhào: tài lì hài le, sān qiān nián de néng fèn chū zhēn jiǎ lái |
| [08:15.52] | zhào: nǐ kàn wǒ zhè gè rén, nǐ shì bú shì yě yǒu kàn zǒu yǎn de |
| [08:21.49] | zhào: yī huì sāi chū táng niào bìng lái le |
| [08:24.47] | gāo: lái, hē jiǔ hē jiǔ |
| [08:26.22] | fàn: hē sǎ, bà, bà, hē sǎ |
| [08:31.25] | fàn: bà, wǒ gāo: nǐ kàn zhōu le |
| [08:34.72] | fàn: wǒ bà zhōu le gāo: nǐ néng gàn má? |
| [08:36.24] | fàn: wǒ gàn le wǒ péi wǒ bà |
| [08:37.27] | gāo: āi ya, wǒ ér zi sǎ liàng jiàn zhǎng a, hēi hēi |
| [08:41.24] | fàn: wǒ méi liàng, wǒ jiù shì péi wǒ bà bà ya |
| [08:46.24] | gāo: hāi, nǐ máng shà a, màn diǎn hē ya, lái lái lái |
| [08:49.36] | fàn: nà wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ hái gàn |
| [08:51.16] | gāo: yā yā yā yā ya, yòu gàn le, hē hē |
| [08:54.18] | fàn: āi yā, wǒ bà hǎi liàng |
| [08:55.00] | gāo: shǎo lái ba, nǐ kàn, nǐ bà hē sǎ kuài, hē hē |
| [09:03.15] | gāo: màn diǎn hē |
| [09:04.51] | fàn: dōu dào shàng, dào shàng |
| [09:05.91] | gāo: màn diǎn, màn diǎn, màn diǎn |
| [09:06.61] | fàn: bà, bà bà bà bà bà bà bà, bié zháo jí a, bà |
| [09:10.43] | gāo: nǐ màn diǎn |
| [09:10.99] | fàn: nín dé ràng wǒ shuō huà, bà ya, qiān yán wàn yǔ, nín yě bào dá bù liǎo wǒ duì nín lǎo de yǎng yù zhī qíng, bú shì, bù shì bú shì bù, jiù shì nǐ duì wǒ lǎo , bú shì zhè zěn me shuō ya |
| [09:27.44] | zhào: dōu zài jiǔ lǐ biān |
| [09:29.96] | gāo: yòu gàn le |
| [09:34.84] | zhào: āi yō, wǒ dōu sòng tǒng qù le, yào bù chū bù qù le |
| [09:37.37] | gāo: āi |
| [09:38.05] | fàn: bà bà bà bà |
| [09:40.19] | zhào: āi ya mā ya, zhè jiǔ, wài guó pí jiǔ jìn tài dà le, zhè |
| [09:45.36] | fàn: bà, bú shì pí jiǔ |
| [09:47.29] | gāo: nǐ shì bú shì hē duō le |
| [09:48.46] | fàn: bà bà bà, zhè shì yáng jiǔ |
| [09:50.91] | zhào: wǒ jiàn guò |
| [09:51.46] | fàn: a |
| [09:52.17] | zhào: bié xiào huà wǒ, wǒ yě shì yǒu shēn fèn rén, wǒ gào sù nǐ yǒu yī cì wǒ dào dà sǎ diàn xiāo fèi qù, wǒ jiù hē zhè zhǒng jiǔ, wǒ wǎng nà yī zuò, wǒ shuō shàng jiǔ, xiǎo jiě kā jiù bǎ zhè jiǔ ná guò lái, wǒ shuō duō shǎo qián, tā shuō 1880, tā wèn wǒ nǐ kāi ma? wǒ shuō kāi, tā pēng jiù qǐ kāi le, wǒ shuō nǐ kāi wán xiào ne ba? |
| [10:13.66] | gāo: nǐ bà dào nǎ hē jiǔ dōu shì bié rén qǐng tā |
| [10:15.70] | zhào: shuí qǐng wǒ a? tā bǎ wǒ lā zhù bù ràng wǒ zǒu le, wǒ shuō shí mǒ jiǔ zhè me guì, tā shuō jiù shì rén tóu mǎ miàn |
| [10:22.47] | fàn: bú shì, rén tóu mǎ, méi miàn |
| [10:25.10] | zhào: shì, jiù zhè jiǔ, gěi wǒ nòng méi miàn zi le |
| [10:28.66] | fàn: bà tài yōu mò le |
| [10:29.86] | zhào: wǒ shuō lǎo dì |
| [10:30.71] | gāo: āi |
| [10:32.41] | zhào: jīn tiān zán gē liǎ jìn xìng, dà gē bú shì chuī de, shuō bié de huà, lǎo dì |
| [10:37.50] | fàn: dà gē, bú shì, bà |
| [10:40.51] | gāo: nǐ liǎ zhěng de shà bèi a |
| [10:42.15] | fàn: bà, bà |
| [10:45.51] | zhào: wǒ píng shí bù hē zhè zhǒng jiǔ |
| [10:47.17] | fàn: wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, wǒ bà zhè shì yōu mò, zhī dào ma? chōng nín lǎo zhè yōu mò zhè jìn tóu, wǒ gěi nín sòng gè lǐ wù nín kěn dìng xǐ huān, āi yā, wǒ bà tài kě ài le |
| [10:58.84] | gāo: nǐ kě yǐ zǒu le |
| [10:59.59] | zhào: bú shì, wǒ jiē shòu gǎn xiè, wǒ |
| [11:01.78] | gāo: nǐ kě yǐ zǒu le |
| [11:02.31] | zhào: tā bú shì lái xiè wǒ lái le ma, nǐ zǎ huí shì ne? |
| [11:04.95] | fàn: bà, bà, bǎ nà gè zhāi le, dài zhè gè |
| [11:06.91] | gāo: zhè gè mào zi tā dài bù liǎo, nǐ liú zhe ba |
| [11:09.77] | fàn: mā, wǒ bà gāo xìng, wǒ bà gāo xìng, āi, dài shang, āi yā |
| [11:20.97] | zhào: dài jìn bù? |
| [11:21.96] | fàn: xī bù niú zǎi |
| [11:23.31] | zhào: bú duì, xī bù niú zǎi dé yǒu pí xuē |
| [11:25.34] | fàn: yǒu, yǒu, yǒu, yǒu, yǒu, yǒu |
| [11:27.35] | gāo: nǐ nà gè xié bié gěi tā |
| [11:29.46] | zhào: wǒ zài diàn shì shàng kàn dào guò xī bù niú zǎi gāo: nǐ liú zhe chuān |
| [11:31.73] | fàn: wǒ bà gāo xìng |
| [11:33.57] | zhào: wài guó rén fàng niú dōu chuān zhè gè |
| [11:34.79] | fàn: bà bà duō dà jiǎo? |
| [11:36.51] | zhào: nǐ duō dà xié |
| [11:37.34] | fàn: wǒ 41 de |
| [11:37.99] | zhào: nǐ duō dà xié wǒ duō dà jiǎo, zhèng hǎo, hēi hēi |
| [11:41.36] | gāo: tā chuān bù liǎo |
| [11:42.42] | fàn: cǎi, cǎi cǎi |
| [11:42.97] | zhào: wǒ zhè jiǎo jiù shì wèi nǐ zhè xié zhǎng de |
| [11:45.97] | gāo: tā chuān bù liǎo, nǐ kàn tā jiǎo hòu gēn hái zài hòu biān lù zhe ne |
| [11:48.74] | zhào: āi yā, chuān jǐ nián jiù xià qù le |
| [11:50.67] | fàn: tài hǎo le |
| [11:53.21] | zhào: zhè huí zǎ yàng |
| [11:53.96] | fàn: tài hǎo le |
| [11:55.10] | zhào: wǒ sòng shuǐ wǒ zǎn qián, wǒ gāo dī mǎi gè pí jiá kè |
| [11:57.82] | fàn: yǒu, yǒu yǒu, wǒ zhè pí jiá kè, xiàn chéng de |
| [12:00.15] | gāo: zhè gè nǐ chuān |
| [12:01.75] | fàn: wǒ bà gāo xìng, wǒ bà gāo xìng, wǒ bà gāo xìng chuān shang, chuān shang |
| [12:07.63] | zhào: dōu gěi wǒ zhè |
| [12:08.29] | fàn: lái, quán tào de |
| [12:09.41] | zhào: nǐ tài gòu gē men yì qì le |
| [12:10.51] | fàn: āi yā, lǎo niú zǎi, lǎo niú zǎi |
| [12:13.77] | zhào: wǒ zhè huí wǒ zài shàng shuí jiā sòng shuǐ qù, wǒ kàn shuí gǎn rě wǒ |
| [12:16.40] | gāo: āi, nǐ wán chéng rèn wù, nǐ kě yǐ zǒu le, bǎ zhè gè tuō xià lái |
| [12:21.55] | fàn: mā mā mā mā bà ya, wǒ hái yǒu yī jiàn zuì zhòng yào de lǐ wù yào sòng gěi nín lǎo, zuò |
| [12:29.40] | zhào: hái yǒu |
| [12:31.21] | fàn: bà, zhè shì wǒ lùn wén de gǎo fèi, wǔ qiān měi jīn, nín de |
| [12:39.89] | gāo: tā ná zhè qián shàng nǎ huā qù |
| [12:41.91] | fàn: mā, mā, gěi wǒ bà a, gěi wǒ bà |
| [12:45.07] | gāo: wǒ gěi tā bǎo guǎn |
| [12:45.64] | fàn: mā, mā mā, gěi wǒ bà bù děng yú gěi nín ma? shōu hǎo |
| [12:49.70] | zhào: nà wǒ chuāi qǐ lái |
| [12:50.34] | gāo: āi! gěi nǐ shà nǐ yào shà, ná zì jǐ bù dàng wài rén a, wàng le nǐ shà shēn fèn la |
| [12:55.16] | fàn: mā! zěn me gēn wǒ bà zhè me shuō huà ne? |
| [12:57.71] | zhào: nǐ zǎ gēn wǒ mā zhè shuō huà ne? nǐ mā shuō de duì, wǒ nǎ yǒu zī gé yào zhè qián a, wǒ yào zhēn yǒu nǐ zhè me gè hǎo ér zi |
| [13:15.02] | fàn: bà, wǒ jiù shì nín de hǎo ér zi |
| [13:17.55] | zhào: kě wǒ shì yàn pǐn a |
| [13:21.12] | fàn: nǐ shì wǒ de qīn bà |
| [13:22.64] | zhào: wǒ jiǎ de, wǒ shì yàn de |
| [13:24.81] | fàn: nín jìn wǒ men jiā yì tiān mén yě shì wǒ de qīn diē |
| [13:27.12] | zhào: wǒ cái lái yī huì, shì nǐ mā huā èr shí kuài qián gù de |
| [13:31.01] | gāo: dà gē, nǐ dōu gěi wǒ shuō lòu le gàn shà ya, nǐ |
| [13:33.70] | zhào: wǒ bù shuō lòu le, wǒ zhè chuāi zǒu nǐ néng gàn má? hái zi, nǐ shàng xué nà nián nǐ mā jiù xià gǎng le, jiù pà nǐ zài wài miàn bù ān xīn dú shū, suǒ yǐ sǎ huǎng shuō zhǎo le gè hòu bà, gēn běn jiù méi zhè huí shì, nǐ mā zì móu zhí yè, zì jǐ kāi le gè chéng yī pù, gōng nǐ shàng xué a, nǐ kàn kàn tā de shǒu nǐ jiù quán qīng chǔ le |
| [14:18.53] | fàn: mā |
| [14:21.55] | gāo: ér zi, bié diàn jì mā, dōu guò qù le |
| [14:26.34] | fàn: mā |
| [15:00.48] | zhào: xiǎo huǒ zi, gǎn jǐn huí lái ba, hǎo hǎo xiào shùn xiào shùn nǐ mā, zhè gè jiā xū yào nǐ, guó jiā yě xū yào nǐ zhè yàng de rén cái, a nà wǒ zǒu le a |
| [15:11.02] | gāo: āi dà gē nǐ děng huì, zhè qián nǐ ná zhe, zhè bù néng gěi nǐ, hēi hēi, nǐ ná zhe |
| [15:16.16] | zhào: nǐ lā dǎo ba, zhè méi zhuāng hǎo, gěi nǐ zhěng lòu le, zhè |
| [15:18.63] | fàn: dà shū, zhè zhè zhè zhè zhè zhè dōng xī gěi nín, zhè dōng xī dōu gěi nín |
| [15:22.93] | gāo: zhè yī fú dōu gěi nín |
| [15:23.52] | zhào: wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, wǒ néng gěi nǐ zhè gè bó shì hòu zhuāng yī huì diē, wǒ jiù shì sān shēng wàn, sān shēng wàn xìng le, hē hē ā |
| [15:29.91] | fàn: bù bù bù, zhè shì gěi nín de, dà shū |
| [15:31.84] | zhào: nà wǒ ná yí yàng ba, zhè gěi wǒ ba, wǒ kàn zhè mào zi wǒ jiù néng xiǎng qǐ nǐ men niáng liǎ, āi yā, méi bái lái, hái zhěng gè mào zi, nǐ kàn wǒ zhè gè mìng, zhěng gè mào zi hái lǜ sè de |
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