新五元人民币
xin wu yuan ren min bi Lyrics
| Song | 新五元人民币 |
| Artist | 李萌 |
| Album | 2004-2014 十周年 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [ti:新五元人民币] | |
| [ar:李萌] | |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 李萌 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 李萌 |
| [00:24.548] | 我说青外青山我楼外有楼 |
| [00:26.934] | 你不爱我我根本就不会发愁 |
| [00:29.575] | 为了打好这场爱情寂寞的保铃球 |
| [00:32.113] | 这一刻我决定对爱放肆温柔 |
| [00:34.601] | 女追男现在来看很不多见 |
| [00:37.196] | 男追女目前看来是比较普遍 |
| [00:39.634] | 我花两糟钱也想整把潇洒与浪漫 |
| [00:42.223] | 但现在看来是鸡屁股栓绳纯熟扯啖 |
| [00:44.762] | 想当年我也算是个叱刹风云的情圣 |
| [00:47.505] | 人送外号爱情皇朝里的OP-雍正 |
| [00:50.44] | 为爱情肯定是两肋插刀绝对认真 |
| [00:52.634] | 屎壳郎子蹦高了我（粪）奋不顾身 |
| [00:54.919] | 可是无情的现实总是把我伤害 |
| [00:57.610] | 使我无法再渴望那种童话中的依赖 |
| [01:00.352] | OH NO 不要把我PK 在外 |
| [01:02.179] | 你何曾知道这个时候我是多么的寂寞难耐 |
| [01:04.973] | 现在女孩真是VERY 槽糕 |
| [01:07.309] | 喝酒划拳那根本就不用你教 |
| [01:09.849] | 大吃大喝一整就是一个通宵 |
| [01:12.388] | 说话就是吹牛BUS 给你赖上大彪 |
| [01:15.282] | 穿双鞋鞋跟也得七寸多高 |
| [01:17.416] | 一见陌生人就开始把小眉眼抛 |
| [01:19.856] | 撒起娇来好象是娇滴滴的羊羔 |
| [01:22.446] | 动起怒来哎呀妈呀跟你抡上菜刀 |
| [01:25.558] | 有钱人终成眷属没钱人总是痛苦 |
| [01:30.538] | 泡妞既然如此辛苦不如回家吃点红薯 |
| [01:34.995] | 我说南来的个北往的佳木斯的鹤岗的 |
| [01:37.572] | 我说这烂糟糟的一切心里确实挺爽的 |
| [01:39.949] | 虽然有些人线条不美脂肪成堆 |
| [01:42.489] | 但依然是我心中美丽的杨贵妃 |
| [01:43.982] | 【杨贵肥吧】 |
| [01:45.87] | 我不看不知道我TM 一看吓一跳广阔天地啥人都有真是世界太奇妙 |
| [01:50.113] | 你是风儿我是沙 |
| [01:51.384] | 你是牙膏我是刷 |
| [01:52.653] | 你是木头我是胶 |
| [01:53.923] | 你是肉来我是刀 |
| [01:55.91] | 你是鼓我是锤 |
| [01:56.362] | 你去哪里我都陪只要大家都很HAPPY |
| [01:59.52] | 你我不分谁跟谁 |
| [02:00.169] | 放屁不叫做放屁那叫做排气 |
| [02:02.607] | 现在干点啥你也都得小心翼翼 |
| [02:05.107] | 没有你我也可以照样呆爽 |
| [02:07.697] | 打开电脑我直接跑来上网 |
| [02:10.186] | 可恨网速实在是有点太慢 |
| [02:12.674] | 找不到美女我坐在那里直流冷汗 |
| [02:15.213] | -哎呀现在这交女朋友太难了 |
| [02:19.22] | 我们家族的小贝为了交女朋友 |
| [02:21.206] | 一天打十几份工 |
| [02:22.577] | -大家想不想知道他是干啥的 |
| [02:25.486] | 捡破烂拾煤扎煮茶蛋烤地瓜 |
| [02:30.566] | 卖耗子药嘣包米花 |
| [02:33.55] | 主要经营羊肉串蒹营手拎兜 |
| [02:37.472] | 批发刷墙粉代销鲶鱼钩 |
| [02:41.231] | 咸菜条大馇子粥 |
| [02:43.668] | 抽贴算卦带针灸只要容易把钱搂 |
| [02:49.284] | 啤酒瓶子他敢都收啊 |
| [02:55.233] | 要想吃得饱烧饼豆腐脑 |
| ti: xin wu yuan ren min bi | |
| ar: li meng | |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : li meng |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : li meng |
| [00:24.548] | wo shuo qing wai qing shan wo lou wai you lou |
| [00:26.934] | ni bu ai wo wo gen ben jiu bu hui fa chou |
| [00:29.575] | wei le da hao zhe chang ai qing ji mo de bao ling qiu |
| [00:32.113] | zhe yi ke wo jue ding dui ai fang si wen rou |
| [00:34.601] | nv zhui nan xian zai lai kan hen bu duo jian |
| [00:37.196] | nan zhui nv mu qian kan lai shi bi jiao pu bian |
| [00:39.634] | wo hua liang zao qian ye xiang zheng ba xiao sa yu lang man |
| [00:42.223] | dan xian zai kan lai shi ji pi gu shuan sheng chun shu che dan |
| [00:44.762] | xiang dang nian wo ye suan shi ge chi sha feng yun de qing sheng |
| [00:47.505] | ren song wai hao ai qing huang chao li de OP yong zheng |
| [00:50.44] | wei ai qing ken ding shi liang lei cha dao jue dui ren zhen |
| [00:52.634] | shi ke lang zi beng gao le wo fen fen bu gu shen |
| [00:54.919] | ke shi wu qing de xian shi zong shi ba wo shang hai |
| [00:57.610] | shi wo wu fa zai ke wang na zhong tong hua zhong de yi lai |
| [01:00.352] | OH NO bu yao ba wo PK zai wai |
| [01:02.179] | ni he zeng zhi dao zhe ge shi hou wo shi duo me de ji mo nan nai |
| [01:04.973] | xian zai nv hai zhen shi VERY cao gao |
| [01:07.309] | he jiu hua quan na gen ben jiu bu yong ni jiao |
| [01:09.849] | da chi da he yi zheng jiu shi yi ge tong xiao |
| [01:12.388] | shuo hua jiu shi chui niu BUS gei ni lai shang da biao |
| [01:15.282] | chuan shuang xie xie gen ye de qi cun duo gao |
| [01:17.416] | yi jian mo sheng ren jiu kai shi ba xiao mei yan pao |
| [01:19.856] | sa qi jiao lai hao xiang shi jiao di di de yang gao |
| [01:22.446] | dong qi nu lai ai ya ma ya gen ni lun shang cai dao |
| [01:25.558] | you qian ren zhong cheng juan shu mei qian ren zong shi tong ku |
| [01:30.538] | pao niu ji ran ru ci xin ku bu ru hui jia chi dian hong shu |
| [01:34.995] | wo shuo nan lai de ge bei wang de jia mu si de he gang de |
| [01:37.572] | wo shuo zhe lan zao zao de yi qie xin li que shi ting shuang de |
| [01:39.949] | sui ran you xie ren xian tiao bu mei zhi fang cheng dui |
| [01:42.489] | dan yi ran shi wo xin zhong mei li de yang gui fei |
| [01:43.982] | yang gui fei ba |
| [01:45.87] | wo bu kan bu zhi dao wo TM yi kan xia yi tiao guang kuo tian di sha ren dou you zhen shi shi jie tai qi miao |
| [01:50.113] | ni shi feng er wo shi sha |
| [01:51.384] | ni shi ya gao wo shi shua |
| [01:52.653] | ni shi mu tou wo shi jiao |
| [01:53.923] | ni shi rou lai wo shi dao |
| [01:55.91] | ni shi gu wo shi chui |
| [01:56.362] | ni qu na li wo dou pei zhi yao da jia dou hen HAPPY |
| [01:59.52] | ni wo bu fen shui gen shui |
| [02:00.169] | fang pi bu jiao zuo fang pi na jiao zuo pai qi |
| [02:02.607] | xian zai gan dian sha ni ye dou de xiao xin yi yi |
| [02:05.107] | mei you ni wo ye ke yi zhao yang dai shuang |
| [02:07.697] | da kai dian nao wo zhi jie pao lai shang wang |
| [02:10.186] | ke hen wang su shi zai shi you dian tai man |
| [02:12.674] | zhao bu dao mei nv wo zuo zai na li zhi liu leng han |
| [02:15.213] | ai ya xian zai zhe jiao nv peng you tai nan le |
| [02:19.22] | wo men jia zu de xiao bei wei le jiao nv peng you |
| [02:21.206] | yi tian da shi ji fen gong |
| [02:22.577] | da jia xiang bu xiang zhi dao ta shi gan sha de |
| [02:25.486] | jian po lan shi mei zha zhu cha dan kao di gua |
| [02:30.566] | mai hao zi yao beng bao mi hua |
| [02:33.55] | zhu yao jing ying yang rou chuan jian ying shou lin dou |
| [02:37.472] | pi fa shua qiang fen dai xiao nian yu gou |
| [02:41.231] | xian cai tiao da cha zi zhou |
| [02:43.668] | chou tie suan gua dai zhen jiu zhi yao rong yi ba qian lou |
| [02:49.284] | pi jiu ping zi ta gan dou shou a |
| [02:55.233] | yao xiang chi de bao shao bing dou fu nao |
| ti: xīn wǔ yuán rén mín bì | |
| ar: lǐ méng | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : lǐ méng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lǐ méng |
| [00:24.548] | wǒ shuō qīng wài qīng shān wǒ lóu wài yǒu lóu |
| [00:26.934] | nǐ bù ài wǒ wǒ gēn běn jiù bú huì fā chóu |
| [00:29.575] | wèi le dǎ hǎo zhè chǎng ài qíng jì mò de bǎo líng qiú |
| [00:32.113] | zhè yī kè wǒ jué dìng duì ài fàng sì wēn róu |
| [00:34.601] | nǚ zhuī nán xiàn zài lái kàn hěn bù duō jiàn |
| [00:37.196] | nán zhuī nǚ mù qián kàn lái shì bǐ jiào pǔ biàn |
| [00:39.634] | wǒ huā liǎng zāo qián yě xiǎng zhěng bǎ xiāo sǎ yǔ làng màn |
| [00:42.223] | dàn xiàn zài kàn lái shì jī pì gǔ shuān shéng chún shú chě dàn |
| [00:44.762] | xiǎng dāng nián wǒ yě suàn shì gè chì shā fēng yún de qíng shèng |
| [00:47.505] | rén sòng wài hào ài qíng huáng cháo lǐ de OP yōng zhèng |
| [00:50.44] | wèi ài qíng kěn dìng shì liǎng lèi chā dāo jué duì rèn zhēn |
| [00:52.634] | shǐ ke làng zi bèng gāo le wǒ fèn fèn bù gù shēn |
| [00:54.919] | kě shì wú qíng de xiàn shí zǒng shì bǎ wǒ shāng hài |
| [00:57.610] | shǐ wǒ wú fǎ zài kě wàng nà zhǒng tóng huà zhōng de yī lài |
| [01:00.352] | OH NO bú yào bǎ wǒ PK zài wài |
| [01:02.179] | nǐ hé zēng zhī dào zhè gè shí hòu wǒ shì duō me de jì mò nán nài |
| [01:04.973] | xiàn zài nǚ hái zhēn shì VERY cáo gāo |
| [01:07.309] | hē jiǔ huá quán nà gēn běn jiù bù yòng nǐ jiào |
| [01:09.849] | dà chī dà hè yī zhěng jiù shì yí gè tōng xiāo |
| [01:12.388] | shuō huà jiù shì chuī niú BUS gěi nǐ lài shàng dà biāo |
| [01:15.282] | chuān shuāng xié xié gēn yě de qī cùn duō gāo |
| [01:17.416] | yī jiàn mò shēng rén jiù kāi shǐ bǎ xiǎo méi yǎn pāo |
| [01:19.856] | sā qǐ jiāo lái hǎo xiàng shì jiāo dī dī de yáng gāo |
| [01:22.446] | dòng qǐ nù lái āi yā mā ya gēn nǐ lūn shàng cài dāo |
| [01:25.558] | yǒu qián rén zhōng chéng juàn shǔ méi qián rén zǒng shì tòng kǔ |
| [01:30.538] | pào niū jì rán rú cǐ xīn kǔ bù rú huí jiā chī diǎn hóng shǔ |
| [01:34.995] | wǒ shuō nán lái de gè běi wǎng de jiā mù sī de hè gǎng de |
| [01:37.572] | wǒ shuō zhè làn zāo zāo de yī qiè xīn lǐ què shí tǐng shuǎng de |
| [01:39.949] | suī rán yǒu xiē rén xiàn tiáo bù měi zhī fáng chéng duī |
| [01:42.489] | dàn yī rán shì wǒ xīn zhōng měi lì de yáng guì fēi |
| [01:43.982] | yáng guì féi ba |
| [01:45.87] | wǒ bù kàn bù zhī dào wǒ TM yī kàn xià yī tiào guǎng kuò tiān dì shà rén dōu yǒu zhēn shì shì jiè tài qí miào |
| [01:50.113] | nǐ shì fēng ér wǒ shì shā |
| [01:51.384] | nǐ shì yá gāo wǒ shì shuā |
| [01:52.653] | nǐ shì mù tou wǒ shì jiāo |
| [01:53.923] | nǐ shì ròu lái wǒ shì dāo |
| [01:55.91] | nǐ shì gǔ wǒ shì chuí |
| [01:56.362] | nǐ qù nǎ lǐ wǒ dōu péi zhǐ yào dà jiā dōu hěn HAPPY |
| [01:59.52] | nǐ wǒ bù fēn shuí gēn shuí |
| [02:00.169] | fàng pì bù jiào zuò fàng pì nà jiào zuò pái qì |
| [02:02.607] | xiàn zài gàn diǎn shà nǐ yě dōu dé xiǎo xīn yì yì |
| [02:05.107] | méi yǒu nǐ wǒ yě kě yǐ zhào yàng dāi shuǎng |
| [02:07.697] | dǎ kāi diàn nǎo wǒ zhí jiē pǎo lái shàng wǎng |
| [02:10.186] | kě hèn wǎng sù shí zài shì yǒu diǎn tài màn |
| [02:12.674] | zhǎo bu dào měi nǚ wǒ zuò zài nà li zhí liú lěng hàn |
| [02:15.213] | āi yā xiàn zài zhè jiāo nǚ péng yǒu tài nán le |
| [02:19.22] | wǒ men jiā zú de xiǎo bèi wèi le jiāo nǚ péng yǒu |
| [02:21.206] | yì tiān dǎ shí jǐ fèn gōng |
| [02:22.577] | dà jiā xiǎng bù xiǎng zhī dào tā shì gàn shà de |
| [02:25.486] | jiǎn pò làn shí méi zhā zhǔ chá dàn kǎo dì guā |
| [02:30.566] | mài hào zǐ yào bēng bāo mǐ huā |
| [02:33.55] | zhǔ yào jīng yíng yáng ròu chuàn jiān yíng shǒu līn dōu |
| [02:37.472] | pī fā shuā qiáng fěn dài xiāo nián yú gōu |
| [02:41.231] | xián cài tiáo dà chā zi zhōu |
| [02:43.668] | chōu tiē suàn guà dài zhēn jiǔ zhǐ yào róng yì bǎ qián lǒu |
| [02:49.284] | pí jiǔ píng zi tā gǎn dōu shōu a |
| [02:55.233] | yào xiǎng chī dé bǎo shāo bǐng dòu fǔ nǎo |
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