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| [ar:李金斗、李建华] | |
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| [00:00.00] | 新夜行记 |
| [00:02.00] | 周末喜相逢 |
| [00:04.00] | 李金斗相声集 |
| [00:06.00] | 李金斗、李建华 |
| [00:08.00] | LRC BY ：GOD726 |
| [00:02.00] | 李建华：怎么个意思啊 |
| [00:03.50] | 李金斗：这不是二爷吗 |
| [00:06.00] | 李建华：我怎么成二爷了 |
| [00:07.01] | 李金斗：哎 |
| [00:08.81] | 李金斗：你跟我论，你就是二爷 |
| [00:10.21] | 李建华：那么你是？ |
| [00:12.72] | 李金斗：我是你大爷 |
| [00:13.09] | 李建华：哎 |
| [00:14.09] | 李建华：你是谁大爷啊 |
| [00:15.09] | 李金斗：哎别误会啊 |
| [00:16.09] | 李金斗：绝不是占你便宜 |
| [00:18.09] | 李金斗：你比我小 |
| [00:18.09] | 李金斗：你是二爷，我比你大，我是大爷，所以，我是大爷 |
| [00:23.09] | 李建华：等等等，您这话我听明白了 |
| [00:27.09] | 李金斗：听明白什么啊 |
| [00:28.09] | 李建华：您这话说的这个重音不对 |
| [00:29.09] | 李金斗：哪点儿不对啊 |
| [00:31.09] | 李建华：那不叫大爷 |
| [00:32.09] | 李金斗：那叫？ |
| [00:33.09] | 李建华：应该叫大爷 |
| [00:34.09] | 李金斗：大爷 |
| [00:35.09] | 李建华：哎您比我大，你是大爷 |
| [00:36.30] | 李金斗：对，我是大爷 |
| [00:38.09] | 李建华：俗话老说这个北京大爷北京大爷的，说的就是这个大爷 |
| [00:41.00] | 李金斗：没错儿，我就是这个大爷啊 |
| [00:44.09] | 李建华：就说是大爷，可也不能这么说话 |
| [00:46.00] | 李金斗：哎我是大爷，想怎么说话就怎么说话 |
| [00:49.60] | 李建华：你这么说话它粗野啊 |
| [00:51.00] | 李金斗：我是大爷，爱粗野我就粗野 |
| [00:54.60] | 李建华：你这么说话可破坏奥运 |
| [00:56.00] | 李金斗：我是大爷，爱怀孕我就怀孕 |
| [00:58.60] | 李建华：(⊙v⊙)嗯？！ |
| [01:01.00] | 李金斗：我能怀孕么 |
| [01:03.60] | 李建华：你要怀孕那不出了丑闻了么那不 |
| [01:06.00] | 李金斗：这不是成怪物了么 |
| [01:08.60] | 李金斗：你怎么你没听没白，我是大爷 |
| [01:10.60] | 李建华：嗯 |
| [01:11.60] | 李金斗：就是大爷，我有奥运意识，你知道不知道 |
| [01:15.00] | 李建华：谁？ |
| [01:15.80] | 李金斗：我呀！ |
| [01:16.50] | 李建华：你会有奥运意识？ |
| [01:18.00] | 李金斗：当然了 |
| [01:19.00] | 李建华：看不出来 |
| [01:20.50] | 李金斗：看不出来嘛？ |
| [01:21.00] | 李建华：看不出来 |
| [01:22.00] | 李金斗：那是功夫儿短！嘿嘿，再聊会儿，什么都看出来 |
| [01:24.50] | 李建华：行行行行了，别聊了，我们这儿正演出呢，你啊，台下看演出 |
| [01:28.00] | 李金斗：哎，我是大爷，想在台上看，就得在台上看 |
| [01:32.00] | 李建华：不，台上可不能看 |
| [01:33.00] | 李金斗：那您意思呢？ |
| [01:34.00] | 李建华：下去 |
| [01:35.50] | 李金斗：到台下看？ |
| [01:36.00] | 李建华：对喽 |
| [01:37.00] | 李金斗：那受管制，不看了 |
| [01:38.00] | 李建华：不看啦？ |
| [01:39.00] | 李金斗：回家！ |
| [01:40.00] | 李建华：那没人儿管你 |
| [01:40.40] | 李金斗：谁说没人儿管的？！ |
| [01:42.00] | 李金斗：刚到家门口儿，有人管我 |
| [01:44.00] | 李建华：谁啊？ |
| [01:45.00] | 李金斗：我过马路，警察把我拦住了，给我一敬礼，先生，为了您和他人的安全，请您不要从这儿过马路 |
| [01:53.00] | 李建华：哦 |
| [01:54.00] | 李金斗：我说什么啊？不让过？！我是大爷，想从哪儿过就得从哪儿过！ |
| [01:59.00] | 李建华：跟警察还大爷呐？ |
| [02:01.00] | 李金斗：当然了，我们家就在对门儿住，刚结的婚，我媳妇儿正等着我呢，你不让我过？行啊！在马路这边儿，再给我找一媳妇儿！ |
| [02:11.00] | 李建华：你弄俩媳妇儿？！ |
| [02:12.00] | 李金斗：你知足吧，我要从十字路口过，你得给我找四个媳妇儿！ |
| [02:17.00] | 李建华：要从六部口过还给你找六个呢 |
| [02:20.00] | 李金斗：那要从八宝山过呢？ |
| [02:21.50] | 李建华：给你找八个 |
| [02:22.00] | 李金斗：媳妇儿？ |
| [02:23.00] | 李建华：死尸 |
| [02:28.00] | 李金斗：你起哄啊是怎么着？ |
| [02:30.00] | 李建华：什么乱七八糟，你是不是没走人行横道啊？ |
| [02:33.00] | 李金斗：我还不知道走人行横道？那不得绕远儿吗！ |
| [02:36.50] | 李建华：你那横穿马路车把你撞着怎么办啊？ |
| [02:38.00] | 李金斗：车打算碰我都碰不着 |
| [02:40.50] | 李建华：怎么回事儿啊？ |
| [02:41.00] | 李金斗：我在栏杆儿上坐着呢 |
| [02:43.50] | 李建华：你还翻越护栏？ |
| [02:45.00] | 李金斗：哎，这为减肥啊，号召全民健身嘛，蹭我就窜过去了 |
| [02:50.00] | 李建华：哦 |
| [02:50.50] | 李金斗：所有车全停了，就看我一人儿表演 |
| [02:52.00] | 李建华：那是怕撞着你 |
| [02:53.50] | 李金斗：谁说的，有一司机，冲我一招手，当时就听，呱呱呱呱呱 |
| [02:57.00] | 李建华：给你鼓掌啊？ |
| [02:58.50] | 李金斗：抽我四个大嘴巴 |
| [03:00.00] | 李建华：怎么打上了？ |
| [03:01.50] | 李金斗：你凭什么打人啊你？你打我你跟我回家，你抽我四个嘴巴，我让我妈抽你六个嘴巴 |
| [03:07.00] | 李建华：这么点事儿怎么还找你妈啊？ |
| [03:09.50] | 李金斗：打人那是我爸爸 |
| [03:11.00] | 李建华：那得打你 |
| [03:13.50] | 李金斗：哎，警察管我情有可原，是不是？我爸爸管我，凭什么啊？打我四个嘴巴，算了，算了，不过马路了，以后我不走马路 |
| [03:24.00] | 李建华：不走马路？ |
| [03:25.50] | 李金斗：哎，我骑自行车！ |
| [03:27.00] | 李建华：骑自行车也得遵守交通规则 |
| [03:29.50] | 李金斗：没事儿，我弄一自行车，随便骑，专走小胡同儿，没有警察，也碰不见我爸爸，嘿嘿，想怎么骑怎么骑。到了家之后往车棚儿那么一放，扭头儿就走，看车的把我拦住了 |
| [03:40.50] | 李金斗：哎！说你呢嘿！你那车没税啊 |
| [03:44.00] | 李建华：哦 |
| [03:45.50] | 李金斗：我说什么啊？我这车没睡？那成啊，我把它放倒喽 |
| [03:49.00] | 李建华：那干什么啊？ |
| [03:50.00] | 李金斗：我让它睡会儿！ |
| [03:51.00] | 李建华：让它睡会儿像话么 |
| [03:52.00] | 李金斗：你不说没睡么？ |
| [03:54.00] | 李建华：人家让你交税 |
| [03:56.00] | 李金斗：我交什么税啊，国家有明文规定残疾人免税 |
| [04:00.00] | 李建华：你是残疾人？ |
| [04:01.00] | 李金斗：当然是残疾人了 |
| [04:02.00] | 李建华：你哪儿残疾？ |
| [04:04.00] | 李金斗：浑身上下哪儿都残疾 |
| [04:06.00] | 李建华：你这残疾在哪儿呢？ |
| [04:06.80] | 李金斗：你看啊，你看我大鼻子 |
| [04:09.00] | 李建华：大鼻子不算，那是自然灾害那个 |
| [04:12.80] | 李金斗：自然灾害 |
| [04:13.00] | 李建华：不算~ |
| [04:14.80] | 李金斗：我我我，虫吃牙 |
| [04:16.00] | 李建华：不算~ |
| [04:17.80] | 李金斗：我脚气 |
| [04:18.00] | 李建华：不算~ |
| [04:18.80] | 李金斗：我痔疮 |
| [04:19.00] | 李建华：更不算了~ |
| [04:19.80] | 李金斗：痔疮算 |
| [04:20.50] | 李建华：痔疮怎么能算啊？ |
| [04:21.00] | 李金斗：你常听人说致残致残的（痔残），那说的就是我 |
| [04:26.50] | 李建华：那致残就是张痔疮张残了啊？ |
| [04:28.90] | 李金斗：那当然了，甭气啊，你不让我放我不放了，我放楼道里，你管不着吧？ |
| [04:34.50] | 李建华：你这叫乱停乱放 |
| [04:36.00] | 李金斗：第二天出来一看，坏了！ |
| [04:37.50] | 李建华：怎么啊 |
| [04:38.00] | 李金斗：自行车没了 |
| [04:39.00] | 李建华：丢了！ |
| [04:39.50] | 李金斗：肯定是丢了 |
| [04:40.00] | 李建华：丢了，赶紧报案 |
| [04:41.50] | 李金斗：报什么案呐？这么一说，你就不是骑自行车的。嘿，现在骑自行车的，北京人有几个没丢过车的？您说是不是？嘿，丢就丢了，是不是。哪天在马路上看见哪车没锁，那抄过来再骑，嘿嘿，自然规律~ |
| [04:59.00] | 李建华：行了，我算明白了，为什么老丢车，全是你们这种人闹得 |
| [05:02.50] | 李金斗：甭来这套，算了，不骑车了 |
| [05:04.00] | 李建华：那怎么着？ |
| [05:05.50] | 李金斗：不骑了，赶上时髦，买辆汽车开开 |
| [05:10.00] | 李建华：买汽车？ |
| [05:10.50] | 李金斗：哎！ |
| [05:11.50] | 李建华：你有钱么？ |
| [05:13.00] | 李金斗：你不知道，入关啦，车都落钱啦 |
| [05:16.00] | 李建华：哦 |
| [05:17.50] | 李金斗：买辆车 |
| [05:18.00] | 李建华：买辆车 |
| [05:18.50] | 李金斗：哎，花了这个整，这个零（用手比划） |
| [05:20.00] | 李建华：四万五 |
| [05:21.00] | 李金斗：四百五 |
| [05:22.00] | 李建华：四百五买辆汽车？ |
| [05:23.50] | 李金斗：旧的 |
| [05:24.00] | 李建华：哦，二手车 |
| [05:26.00] | 李金斗：什么叫二手车？ |
| [05:27.00] | 李建华：就是不是你先买的，人别人儿买了，使旧了，卖给你了 |
| [05:30.00] | 李金斗：哦这叫二手车 |
| [05:31.00] | 李建华：二手车 |
| [05:32.00] | 李金斗：那我这是没手车 |
| [05:35.00] | 李建华：怎么叫没手车呢？ |
| [05:36.00] | 李金斗：它不知道倒过多少手了 |
| [05:38.00] | 李建华：那它是哪年的车啊？ |
| [05:39.50] | 李金斗：哪年说不清了，倒到第七手的时候啊，苏联还没解体呢 |
| [05:44.00] | 李建华：嚯！这可有年头儿了这个。这车还能开吗？ |
| [05:50.50] | 李金斗：能，还差不多，差不多，嘿。侯宝林先生说那自行车是怎么着来的？ |
| [05:54.00] | 李建华：那是除了铃不响哪儿都响 |
| [05:55.50] | 李金斗：完了，我这车也不含糊 |
| [05:58.00] | 李建华：那么你这汽车是？ |
| [05:59.50] | 李金斗：除了轱辘不活动哪儿都活动啊这个 |
| [06:02.00] | 李建华：要散架 |
| [06:03.50] | 李金斗：没事儿，修修，修修 |
| [06:04.00] | 李建华：进大修厂啊？ |
| [06:05.50] | 李金斗：进大修厂干嘛啊？我们街坊，老王头儿，在门口开一自行车铺，求老爷子帮帮忙儿 |
| [06:12.00] | 李建华：这修自行车的能修汽车吗？ |
| [06:14.50] | 李金斗：人家懂机械，年轻的时候干过 |
| [06:17.00] | 李建华：年轻时候干什么的？ |
| [06:18.00] | 李金斗：卖烤白薯的 |
| [06:19.00] | 李建华：那跟那机械挨不上 |
| [06:21.00] | 李金斗：那当然了，他懂啊，他知道啊，哪儿应该加加油啊，哪儿打足了气啊，哪儿不合适啊，拿那个挂烤白薯那勾给我这么一拧，差不多，嘿嘿嘿 |
| [06:30.00] | 李建华：还是修自行车这一套 |
| [06:32.00] | 李金斗：哎呀差不多，成了 |
| [06:33.00] | 李建华：还那刹车怎么样啊 |
| [06:35.00] | 李金斗：有时候灵，有时候不灵 |
| [06:36.00] | 李建华：那可危险 |
| [06:37.00] | 李金斗：没事儿，没事儿，捏闸的时候使点劲全有了 |
| [06:40.00] | 李建华：还是自行车，这安全带有吗？ |
| [06:44.00] | 李金斗：没有安全带 |
| [06:45.00] | 李建华：那不行啊，警察看见扣分儿 |
| [06:47.00] | 李金斗：扣什么分儿啊，我爷爷是电工，嘿嘿，有一个电工包我把它背上正合适（斜跨） |
| [06:55.00] | 李建华：这什么主意啊这是……哎这转向灯怎么样啊？ |
| [06:59.00] | 李金斗：没有啊 |
| [07:00.00] | 李建华：那怎么办啊？ |
| [07:01.00] | 李金斗：没关系，买俩手电绑上 |
| [07:02.50] | 李建华：啊？( ⊙ o ⊙ ) |
| [07:03.00] | 李金斗：哎，这边拐弯儿按这边儿，这边拐弯儿按这边儿，嘿嘿嘿，两块儿一边儿一按，嘿嘿，所有的车全停了 |
| [07:09.00] | 李建华：怎么回事儿啊？ |
| [07:10.00] | 李金斗：不知道什么东西过来了 |
| [07:11.30] | 李建华：成怪物了那玩意儿 |
| [07:12.30] | 李金斗：嘿嘿嘿嘿，哎呀，还成，还成，哎！坏了！ |
| [07:16.00] | 李建华：怎么了？ |
| [07:18.30] | 李金斗：没有档把儿 |
| [07:20.00] | 李建华：哼，没排挡杆儿这车怎么开啊 |
| [07:22.30] | 李金斗：有办法，我说亲爱的，把咱们那炒勺拿出来！ |
| [07:25.30] | 李建华：要干什么啊？ |
| [07:26.30] | 李金斗：往上这么一插，噗！正合适，嘿嘿嘿~ |
| [07:28.30] | 李建华：呵！ |
| [07:30.30] | 李金斗：挂上档就走 |
| [07:31.30] | 李建华：真能凑合 |
| [07:32.30] | 李金斗：哎呀视线还不错啊，什么都看得见 |
| [07:34.30] | 李建华：玻璃擦得干净 |
| [07:35.00] | 李金斗：哪儿啊，根本就没玻璃 |
| [07:37.30] | 李建华：那是看得清楚 |
| [07:39.00] | 李金斗：哎，豁亮啊，小风儿一吹，好，哎，好，这是星期六，找几个朋友，走，飙车去 |
| [07:47.30] | 李建华：就您这破车还飙车呐？ |
| [07:49.00] | 李金斗：这有什么啊，星期六嘛，高兴嘛，这出去有讲儿 |
| [07:53.30] | 李建华：怎么讲儿啊 |
| [07:54.00] | 李金斗：周末喜相逢！嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~ |
| [07:57.30] | 李建华：这叫周末喜相逢？ |
| [07:58.00] | 李金斗：哎，哎呀还不错啊，差不多，约几个朋友，坐好了啊，打车了啊，得儿噜儿、得儿噜儿~得儿噜儿~得儿噜儿。打不着…… |
| [08:09.30] | 李建华：没修好 |
| [08:10.00] | 李金斗：没办法，没办法么，有办法了！我说亲爱的，上后面儿推着点儿，啊，我一打你一推啊，哎！得儿噜儿，得儿噜儿，得儿噜儿~~~~~~ |
| [08:20.30] | 李建华：不容易还真着了 |
| [08:21.00] | 李金斗：哎呀车就跑起来了，回头一看，浓烟滚滚呐，嘿嘿，再找我媳妇儿找不着了 |
| [08:27.30] | 李建华：怎么？ |
| [08:28.00] | 李金斗：让烟给挡上了 |
| [08:30.00] | 李建华：嗬！ |
| [08:31.00] | 李金斗：等烟那么一散啊，好么，我媳妇儿变非洲娘们儿了这个 |
| [08:34.00] | 李建华：这是什么尾气啊这是 |
| [08:40.50] | 李金斗：洗脸去啊，回家我不认识你麻烦了这个 |
| [08:44.00] | 李建华：你甭管她了 |
| [08:40.50] | 李金斗：嘿嘿，走哎，真不错嘿，哎呀，这车开起来了，回头儿一看这哥儿几个摇头晃脑啊 |
| [08:52.50] | 李建华：怎么那么高兴呢？ |
| [08:53.50] | 李金斗：您不知道，车跑起来啊，这车有一毛病 |
| [08:56.50] | 李建华：怎么呢？ |
| [08:57.50] | 李金斗：它老哆嗦！车一哆嗦几位就摇头晃脑，几位一摇头晃脑，它条件反射，车就更哆嗦了，原来叫我名字还听得见，后来光听见金呐~斗斗斗斗斗…… |
| [09:10.50] | 李建华：瞧这罪受的 |
| [09:14.50] | 李金斗：这车，这车够一百迈嘿 |
| [09:17.50] | 李建华：就这破车开一百迈？ |
| [09:19.50] | 李金斗：您不知道，这表盘坏了，实际它没有一百迈 |
| [09:22.50] | 李建华：也就二三十迈 |
| [09:23.50] | 李金斗：都超过一百八十迈了 |
| [09:25.50] | 李建华：你这儿玩儿命啊 |
| [09:26.50] | 李金斗：这车一跑起来可麻烦了，它变兔子了 |
| [09:30.00] | 李建华：怎么？ |
| [09:30.50] | 李金斗：它老窜呐，一窜一蹦，吧唧，这个手电掉了，一窜一蹦，吧唧，这个手电掉了，把我心疼坏了 |
| [09:35.00] | 李建华：就这个，还心疼呢？ |
| [09:40.00] | 李金斗：哎呀，走了不到十里地啊，哥儿几个不干了，停车！停车！ |
| [09:44.00] | 李建华：怎么了？ |
| [09:45.00] | 李金斗：我们都饿啦！ |
| [09:46.00] | 李建华：刚出来怎么饿了？ |
| [09:47.00] | 李金斗：让我给颠的 |
| [09:49.00] | 李建华：都颠荡下去了 |
| [09:50.00] | 李金斗：这车可不错，它消化食儿啊。也能减肥，美容车啊这是。我说没关系，请你们吃宵夜不就完了嘛。你看，那儿一饭馆儿，走，吃宵夜去。靠边儿停车吧，刷这车就过去了，刚到门口儿，经理吃饭的全出来了 |
| [10:07.00] | 李建华：欢迎你来了 |
| [10:08.00] | 李金斗：哪儿啊，他们以为推土机来拆迁来了呢 |
| [10:11.00] | 李建华：好么，这动静儿可太大了 |
| [10:16.00] | 李金斗：进去进去进去，就这东西的劲儿，不碍事，不碍事 |
| [10:20.00] | 李建华：你得告诉人家这东西是车 |
| [10:22.00] | 李金斗：哎，甭害怕，甭害怕，没有什么危险啊，进去吧，进去吧，嚯，够火的啊，一个车位都没有嘿，您还别说，旮旯儿有一个车位，倒了半个小时没倒进去 |
| [10:33.50] | 李建华：在驾校也没好好学 |
| [10:35.00] | 李金斗：经理有办法，找来十个保安，把这车给我抬起来了，愣端进去了 |
| [10:41.50] | 李建华：愣给端进去啦？ |
| [10:43.00] | 李金斗：好，给我看好了啊，这车丢了你们负责任！ |
| [10:46.50] | 李建华：这您放心，这路车没人会偷 |
| [10:48.00] | 李金斗：谁说的，世界之最，世界都没有第二辆。为了保险起见，砰！ |
| [10:53.50] | 李建华：这怎么回事儿？ |
| [10:54.00] | 李金斗：炒勺拔下来了 |
| [10:56.50] | 李建华：哦，让别人儿开不了 |
| [10:57.00] | 李金斗：哎，打算开跑了，没门儿！哼，扛着炒勺我就进去了，刚一进门儿大伙儿直鼓掌，炒菜的到了啊 |
| [11:05.50] | 李建华：嗬~拿你当厨子了 |
| [11:07.00] | 李金斗：谁炒菜？谁炒菜的？没看见么，刚从高尔夫回来 |
| [11:12.50] | 李建华：冒充打高尔夫的，这个 |
| [11:14.00] | 李金斗：几位，随便吃啊 |
| [11:15.50] | 李建华：暴搓 |
| [11:16.00] | 李金斗：来来来，一算账，花了四百多块 |
| [11:18.50] | 李建华：怎么花那么多 |
| [11:19.00] | 李金斗：你不知道啊，他么几位馋啊，光啤酒四箱啊 |
| [11:22.50] | 李建华：你也喝酒了吧？ |
| [11:23.50] | 李金斗：我是司机，能喝啤酒吗？ |
| [11:26.50] | 李建华：一点儿没喝 |
| [11:27.00] | 李金斗：来瓶儿二锅头！ |
| [11:29.00] | 李建华：你这可更厉害 |
| [11:30.00] | 李金斗：嗯，嗝~嗝~二锅头是真不错，嘿嘿，不上头哎，好酒！几位吃美了吧？现在就可以打的回家了 |
| [11:47.30] | 李建华：怎么不让座你这车了？ |
| [11:49.00] | 李金斗：废话，再坐我这车还得请他们吃一顿 |
| [11:53.30] | 李建华：再颠荡又饿了 |
| [11:54.30] | 李金斗：再见，我也走啦 |
| [11:56.00] | 李建华：你也打车回家？ |
| [11:58.30] | 李金斗：我开车回家 |
| [12:00.00] | 李建华：酒后驾车那可危险 |
| [12:01.30] | 李金斗：你不知道，现在是夜里，警察都睡觉了，看不见了 |
| [12:05.00] | 李建华：你这胆子太大了 |
| [12:06.30] | 李金斗：好，一兜这风儿，美~我这车跟模特儿似的，迈着猫步就窜出来了 |
| [12:13.00] | 李建华：好么 |
| [12:14.30] | 李金斗：拧着就过来了，哎呀，嗯？正走着呢，头了有一平板儿，拉几个大水桶，这是干什么的？ |
| [12:20.00] | 李建华：这是到饭馆儿拉泔水的 |
| [12:23.30] | 李金斗：哎！拉泔水的车，你躲开点儿！留神我装着你 |
| [12:28.00] | 李建华：你嚷什么，按喇叭啊！ |
| [12:30.30] | 李金斗：废话，我这车哪儿有喇叭啊 |
| [12:31.00] | 李建华：我把这茬儿忘了 |
| [12:32.30] | 李金斗：说时迟那时快，就听咣当这么一声啊 |
| [12:35.00] | 李建华：怎么回事儿 |
| [12:36.00] | 李金斗：追尾啦 |
| [12:36.50] | 李建华：装上啦 |
| [12:37.00] | 李金斗：这平板儿车真不含糊，跐溜就往北边儿去了，歌厅啊，跐溜一下进去，也搭上天儿黑点儿，经理出来了，哎！扎啤到了，赶紧卸车！ |
| [12:45.50] | 李建华：那是扎啤么！ |
| [12:49.00] | 李金斗：趁着他们乱的功夫儿，一拐弯儿我就跑了。拐弯儿一看不好 |
| [12:52.50] | 李建华：怎么？ |
| [12:53.50] | 李金斗：前边是个桥，有一溜小红灯儿 |
| [12:56.50] | 李金斗：这是什么意思啊？ |
| [12:57.50] | 李建华：道路施工，禁止通行 |
| [12:59.50] | 李金斗：站着一个警察冲我一伸手，嗯！ |
| [13:01.50] | 李建华：嗯，这就对了 |
| [13:03.50] | 李金斗：嗯！（伸手） |
| [13:04.50] | 李建华：你这是什么意思啊 |
| [13:05.50] | 李金斗：警察说五魁首，我说六六六！ |
| [13:08.50] | 李建华：划拳来啦，人家警察让你赶快停车 |
| [13:11.50] | 李金斗：停车啊，停车就麻烦啦，说时迟那时快，一踩油门，蹭一下我就过去了，警察再找我都找不着了 |
| [13:18.50] | 李建华：你到家啦？ |
| [13:19.50] | 李金斗：我掉桥底下啦 |
| [13:20.50] | 李建华：是啊 |
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| [00:00.00] | xin ye xing ji |
| [00:02.00] | zhou mo xi xiang feng |
| [00:04.00] | li jin dou xiang sheng ji |
| [00:06.00] | li jin dou li jian hua |
| [00:08.00] | LRC BY : GOD726 |
| [00:02.00] | li jian hua: zen me ge yi si a |
| [00:03.50] | li jin dou: zhe bu shi er ye ma |
| [00:06.00] | li jian hua: wo zen me cheng er ye le |
| [00:07.01] | li jin dou: ai |
| [00:08.81] | li jin dou: ni gen wo lun, ni jiu shi er ye |
| [00:10.21] | li jian hua: na me ni shi? |
| [00:12.72] | li jin dou: wo shi ni da ye |
| [00:13.09] | li jian hua: ai |
| [00:14.09] | li jian hua: ni shi shui da ye a |
| [00:15.09] | li jin dou: ai bie wu hui a |
| [00:16.09] | li jin dou: jue bu shi zhan ni pian yi |
| [00:18.09] | li jin dou: ni bi wo xiao |
| [00:18.09] | li jin dou: ni shi er ye, wo bi ni da, wo shi da ye, suo yi, wo shi da ye |
| [00:23.09] | li jian hua: deng deng deng, nin zhe hua wo ting ming bai le |
| [00:27.09] | li jin dou: ting ming bai shen me a |
| [00:28.09] | li jian hua: nin zhe hua shuo de zhe ge zhong yin bu dui |
| [00:29.09] | li jin dou: na dian er bu dui a |
| [00:31.09] | li jian hua: na bu jiao da ye |
| [00:32.09] | li jin dou: na jiao? |
| [00:33.09] | li jian hua: ying gai jiao da ye |
| [00:34.09] | li jin dou: da ye |
| [00:35.09] | li jian hua: ai nin bi wo da, ni shi da ye |
| [00:36.30] | li jin dou: dui, wo shi da ye |
| [00:38.09] | li jian hua: su hua lao shuo zhe ge bei jing da ye bei jing da ye de, shuo de jiu shi zhe ge da ye |
| [00:41.00] | li jin dou: mei cuo er, wo jiu shi zhe ge da ye a |
| [00:44.09] | li jian hua: jiu shuo shi da ye, ke ye bu neng zhe me shuo hua |
| [00:46.00] | li jin dou: ai wo shi da ye, xiang zen me shuo hua jiu zen me shuo hua |
| [00:49.60] | li jian hua: ni zhe me shuo hua ta cu ye a |
| [00:51.00] | li jin dou: wo shi da ye, ai cu ye wo jiu cu ye |
| [00:54.60] | li jian hua: ni zhe me shuo hua ke po huai ao yun |
| [00:56.00] | li jin dou: wo shi da ye, ai huai yun wo jiu huai yun |
| [00:58.60] | li jian hua: v ?! |
| [01:01.00] | li jin dou: wo neng huai yun me |
| [01:03.60] | li jian hua: ni yao huai yun na bu chu le chou wen le me na bu |
| [01:06.00] | li jin dou: zhe bu shi cheng guai wu le me |
| [01:08.60] | li jin dou: ni zen me ni mei ting mei bai, wo shi da ye |
| [01:10.60] | li jian hua: |
| [01:11.60] | li jin dou: jiu shi da ye, wo you ao yun yi shi, ni zhi dao bu zhi dao |
| [01:15.00] | li jian hua: shui? |
| [01:15.80] | li jin dou: wo ya! |
| [01:16.50] | li jian hua: ni hui you ao yun yi shi? |
| [01:18.00] | li jin dou: dang ran le |
| [01:19.00] | li jian hua: kan bu chu lai |
| [01:20.50] | li jin dou: kan bu chu lai ma? |
| [01:21.00] | li jian hua: kan bu chu lai |
| [01:22.00] | li jin dou: na shi gong fu er duan! hei hei, zai liao hui er, shen me dou kan chu lai |
| [01:24.50] | li jian hua: xing xing xing xing le, bie liao le, wo men zhe er zheng yan chu ne, ni a, tai xia kan yan chu |
| [01:28.00] | li jin dou: ai, wo shi da ye, xiang zai tai shang kan, jiu de zai tai shang kan |
| [01:32.00] | li jian hua: bu, tai shang ke bu neng kan |
| [01:33.00] | li jin dou: na nin yi si ne? |
| [01:34.00] | li jian hua: xia qu |
| [01:35.50] | li jin dou: dao tai xia kan? |
| [01:36.00] | li jian hua: dui lou |
| [01:37.00] | li jin dou: na shou guan zhi, bu kan le |
| [01:38.00] | li jian hua: bu kan la? |
| [01:39.00] | li jin dou: hui jia! |
| [01:40.00] | li jian hua: na mei ren er guan ni |
| [01:40.40] | li jin dou: shui shuo mei ren er guan de?! |
| [01:42.00] | li jin dou: gang dao jia men kou er, you ren guan wo |
| [01:44.00] | li jian hua: shui a? |
| [01:45.00] | li jin dou: wo guo ma lu, jing cha ba wo lan zhu le, gei wo yi jing li, xian sheng, wei le nin he ta ren de an quan, qing nin bu yao cong zhe er guo ma lu |
| [01:53.00] | li jian hua: o |
| [01:54.00] | li jin dou: wo shuo shi mo a? bu rang guo?! wo shi da ye, xiang cong na er guo jiu de cong na er guo! |
| [01:59.00] | li jian hua: gen jing cha hai da ye na? |
| [02:01.00] | li jin dou: dang ran le, wo men jia jiu zai dui men er zhu, gang jie de hun, wo xi fu er zheng deng zhe wo ne, ni bu rang wo guo? xing a! zai ma lu zhe bian r, zai gei wo zhao yi xi fu er! |
| [02:11.00] | li jian hua: ni nong lia xi fu er?! |
| [02:12.00] | li jin dou: ni zhi zu ba, wo yao cong shi zi lu kou guo, ni de gei wo zhao si ge xi fu er! |
| [02:17.00] | li jian hua: yao cong liu bu kou guo huan gei ni zhao liu ge ne |
| [02:20.00] | li jin dou: na yao cong ba bao shan guo ne? |
| [02:21.50] | li jian hua: gei ni zhao ba ge |
| [02:22.00] | li jin dou: xi fu er? |
| [02:23.00] | li jian hua: si shi |
| [02:28.00] | li jin dou: ni qi hong a shi zen me zhao? |
| [02:30.00] | li jian hua: shen me luan qi ba zao, ni shi bu shi mei zou ren xing heng dao a? |
| [02:33.00] | li jin dou: wo hai bu zhi dao zou ren xing heng dao? na bu de rao yuan er ma! |
| [02:36.50] | li jian hua: ni na heng chuan ma lu che ba ni zhuang zhe zen me ban a? |
| [02:38.00] | li jin dou: che da suan peng wo dou peng bu zhao |
| [02:40.50] | li jian hua: zen me hui shi er a? |
| [02:41.00] | li jin dou: wo zai lan gan er shang zuo zhe ne |
| [02:43.50] | li jian hua: ni hai fan yue hu lan? |
| [02:45.00] | li jin dou: ai, zhe wei jian fei a, hao zhao quan min jian shen ma, ceng wo jiu cuan guo qu le |
| [02:50.00] | li jian hua: o |
| [02:50.50] | li jin dou: suo you che quan ting le, jiu kan wo yi ren er biao yan |
| [02:52.00] | li jian hua: na shi pa zhuang zhe ni |
| [02:53.50] | li jin dou: shui shuo de, you yi si ji, chong wo yi zhao shou, dang shi jiu ting, gu gu gu gu gu |
| [02:57.00] | li jian hua: gei ni gu zhang a? |
| [02:58.50] | li jin dou: chou wo si ge da zui ba |
| [03:00.00] | li jian hua: zen me da shang le? |
| [03:01.50] | li jin dou: ni ping shen me da ren a ni? ni da wo ni gen wo hui jia, ni chou wo si ge zui ba, wo rang wo ma chou ni liu ge zui ba |
| [03:07.00] | li jian hua: zhe me dian shi er zen me hai zhao ni ma a? |
| [03:09.50] | li jin dou: da ren na shi wo ba ba |
| [03:11.00] | li jian hua: na de da ni |
| [03:13.50] | li jin dou: ai, jing cha guan wo qing you ke yuan, shi bu shi? wo ba ba guan wo, ping shen me a? da wo si ge zui ba, suan le, suan le, bu guo ma lu le, yi hou wo bu zou ma lu |
| [03:24.00] | li jian hua: bu zou ma lu? |
| [03:25.50] | li jin dou: ai, wo qi zi xing che! |
| [03:27.00] | li jian hua: qi zi xing che ye de zun shou jiao tong gui ze |
| [03:29.50] | li jin dou: mei shi er, wo nong yi zi xing che, sui bian qi, zhuan zou xiao hu tong er, mei you jing cha, ye peng bu jian wo ba ba, hei hei, xiang zen me qi zen me qi. dao le jia zhi hou wang che peng er na me yi fang, niu tou er jiu zou, kan che de ba wo lan zhu le |
| [03:40.50] | li jin dou: ai! shuo ni ne hei! ni na che mei shui a |
| [03:44.00] | li jian hua: o |
| [03:45.50] | li jin dou: wo shuo shi mo a? wo zhe che mei shui? na cheng a, wo ba ta fang dao lou |
| [03:49.00] | li jian hua: na gan shen me a? |
| [03:50.00] | li jin dou: wo rang ta shui hui er! |
| [03:51.00] | li jian hua: rang ta shui hui er xiang hua me |
| [03:52.00] | li jin dou: ni bu shuo mei shui me? |
| [03:54.00] | li jian hua: ren jia rang ni jiao shui |
| [03:56.00] | li jin dou: wo jiao shen me shui a, guo jia you ming wen gui ding can ji ren mian shui |
| [04:00.00] | li jian hua: ni shi can ji ren? |
| [04:01.00] | li jin dou: dang ran shi can ji ren le |
| [04:02.00] | li jian hua: ni na er can ji? |
| [04:04.00] | li jin dou: hun shen shang xia na er dou can ji |
| [04:06.00] | li jian hua: ni zhe can ji zai na er ne? |
| [04:06.80] | li jin dou: ni kan a, ni kan wo da bi zi |
| [04:09.00] | li jian hua: da bi zi bu suan, na shi zi ran zai hai na ge |
| [04:12.80] | li jin dou: zi ran zai hai |
| [04:13.00] | li jian hua: bu suan |
| [04:14.80] | li jin dou: wo wo wo, chong chi ya |
| [04:16.00] | li jian hua: bu suan |
| [04:17.80] | li jin dou: wo jiao qi |
| [04:18.00] | li jian hua: bu suan |
| [04:18.80] | li jin dou: wo zhi chuang |
| [04:19.00] | li jian hua: geng bu suan le |
| [04:19.80] | li jin dou: zhi chuang suan |
| [04:20.50] | li jian hua: zhi chuang zen me neng suan a? |
| [04:21.00] | li jin dou: ni chang ting ren shuo zhi can zhi can de zhi can, na shuo de jiu shi wo |
| [04:26.50] | li jian hua: na zhi can jiu shi zhang zhi chuang zhang can le a? |
| [04:28.90] | li jin dou: na dang ran le, beng qi a, ni bu rang wo fang wo bu fang le, wo fang lou dao li, ni guan bu zhao ba? |
| [04:34.50] | li jian hua: ni zhe jiao luan ting luan fang |
| [04:36.00] | li jin dou: di er tian chu lai yi kan, huai le! |
| [04:37.50] | li jian hua: zen me a |
| [04:38.00] | li jin dou: zi xing che mei le |
| [04:39.00] | li jian hua: diu le! |
| [04:39.50] | li jin dou: ken ding shi diu le |
| [04:40.00] | li jian hua: diu le, gan jin bao an |
| [04:41.50] | li jin dou: bao shen me an na? zhe me yi shuo, ni jiu bu shi qi zi xing che de. hei, xian zai qi zi xing che de, bei jing ren you ji ge mei diu guo che de? nin shuo shi bu shi? hei, diu jiu diu le, shi bu shi. na tian zai ma lu shang kan jian na che mei suo, na chao guo lai zai qi, hei hei, zi ran gui lv |
| [04:59.00] | li jian hua: xing le, wo suan ming bai le, wei shi me lao diu che, quan shi ni men zhe zhong ren nao de |
| [05:02.50] | li jin dou: beng lai zhe tao, suan le, bu qi che le |
| [05:04.00] | li jian hua: na zen me zhao? |
| [05:05.50] | li jin dou: bu qi le, gan shang shi mao, mai liang qi che kai kai |
| [05:10.00] | li jian hua: mai qi che? |
| [05:10.50] | li jin dou: ai! |
| [05:11.50] | li jian hua: ni you qian me? |
| [05:13.00] | li jin dou: ni bu zhi dao, ru guan la, che dou luo qian la |
| [05:16.00] | li jian hua: o |
| [05:17.50] | li jin dou: mai liang che |
| [05:18.00] | li jian hua: mai liang che |
| [05:18.50] | li jin dou: ai, hua le zhe ge zheng, zhe ge ling yong shou bi hua |
| [05:20.00] | li jian hua: si wan wu |
| [05:21.00] | li jin dou: si bai wu |
| [05:22.00] | li jian hua: si bai wu mai liang qi che? |
| [05:23.50] | li jin dou: jiu de |
| [05:24.00] | li jian hua: o, er shou che |
| [05:26.00] | li jin dou: shen me jiao er shou che? |
| [05:27.00] | li jian hua: jiu shi bu shi ni xian mai de, ren bie ren er mai le, shi jiu le, mai gei ni le |
| [05:30.00] | li jin dou: o zhe jiao er shou che |
| [05:31.00] | li jian hua: er shou che |
| [05:32.00] | li jin dou: na wo zhe shi mei shou che |
| [05:35.00] | li jian hua: zen me jiao mei shou che ne? |
| [05:36.00] | li jin dou: ta bu zhi dao dao guo duo shao shou le |
| [05:38.00] | li jian hua: na ta shi na nian de che a? |
| [05:39.50] | li jin dou: na nian shuo bu qing le, dao dao di qi shou de shi hou a, su lian hai mei jie ti ne |
| [05:44.00] | li jian hua: huo! zhe ke you nian tou er le zhe ge. zhe che hai neng kai ma? |
| [05:50.50] | li jin dou: neng, hai cha bu duo, cha bu duo, hei. hou bao lin xian sheng shuo na zi xing che shi zen me zhao lai de? |
| [05:54.00] | li jian hua: na shi chu le ling bu xiang na er dou xiang |
| [05:55.50] | li jin dou: wan le, wo zhe che ye bu han hu |
| [05:58.00] | li jian hua: na me ni zhe qi che shi? |
| [05:59.50] | li jin dou: chu le gu lu bu huo dong na er dou huo dong a zhe ge |
| [06:02.00] | li jian hua: yao san jia |
| [06:03.50] | li jin dou: mei shi er, xiu xiu, xiu xiu |
| [06:04.00] | li jian hua: jin da xiu chang a? |
| [06:05.50] | li jin dou: jin da xiu chang gan ma a? wo men jie fang, lao wang tou er, zai men kou kai yi zi xing che pu, qiu lao ye zi bang bang mang er |
| [06:12.00] | li jian hua: zhe xiu zi xing che de neng xiu qi che ma? |
| [06:14.50] | li jin dou: ren jia dong ji xie, nian qing de shi hou gan guo |
| [06:17.00] | li jian hua: nian qing shi hou gan shen me de? |
| [06:18.00] | li jin dou: mai kao bai shu de |
| [06:19.00] | li jian hua: na gen na ji xie ai bu shang |
| [06:21.00] | li jin dou: na dang ran le, ta dong a, ta zhi dao a, na er ying gai jia jia you a, na er da zu le qi a, na er bu he shi a, na na ge gua kao bai shu na gou gei wo zhe me yi ning, cha bu duo, hei hei hei |
| [06:30.00] | li jian hua: hai shi xiu zi xing che zhe yi tao |
| [06:32.00] | li jin dou: ai ya cha bu duo, cheng le |
| [06:33.00] | li jian hua: hai na sha che zen me yang a |
| [06:35.00] | li jin dou: you shi hou ling, you shi hou bu ling |
| [06:36.00] | li jian hua: na ke wei xian |
| [06:37.00] | li jin dou: mei shi er, mei shi er, nie zha de shi hou shi dian jin quan you le |
| [06:40.00] | li jian hua: hai shi zi xing che, zhe an quan dai you ma? |
| [06:44.00] | li jin dou: mei you an quan dai |
| [06:45.00] | li jian hua: na bu xing a, jing cha kan jian kou fen er |
| [06:47.00] | li jin dou: kou shen me fen er a, wo ye ye shi dian gong, hei hei, you yi ge dian gong bao wo ba ta bei shang zheng he shi xie kua |
| [06:55.00] | li jian hua: zhe shen me zhu yi a zhe shi ai zhe zhuan xiang deng zen me yang a? |
| [06:59.00] | li jin dou: mei you a |
| [07:00.00] | li jian hua: na zen me ban a? |
| [07:01.00] | li jin dou: mei guan xi, mai lia shou dian bang shang |
| [07:02.50] | li jian hua: a? o |
| [07:03.00] | li jin dou: ai, zhe bian guai wan r an zhe bian r, zhe bian guai wan r an zhe bian r, hei hei hei, liang kuai er yi bian er yi an, hei hei, suo you de che quan ting le |
| [07:09.00] | li jian hua: zen me hui shi er a? |
| [07:10.00] | li jin dou: bu zhi dao shen me dong xi guo lai le |
| [07:11.30] | li jian hua: cheng guai wu le na wan yi er |
| [07:12.30] | li jin dou: hei hei hei hei, ai ya, hai cheng, hai cheng, ai! huai le! |
| [07:16.00] | li jian hua: zen me le? |
| [07:18.30] | li jin dou: mei you dang ba er |
| [07:20.00] | li jian hua: heng, mei pai dang gan er zhe che zen me kai a |
| [07:22.30] | li jin dou: you ban fa, wo shuo qin ai de, ba zan men na chao shao na chu lai! |
| [07:25.30] | li jian hua: yao gan shen me a? |
| [07:26.30] | li jin dou: wang shang zhe me yi cha, pu! zheng he shi, hei hei hei |
| [07:28.30] | li jian hua: a! |
| [07:30.30] | li jin dou: gua shang dang jiu zou |
| [07:31.30] | li jian hua: zhen neng cou he |
| [07:32.30] | li jin dou: ai ya shi xian hai bu cuo a, shen me dou kan de jian |
| [07:34.30] | li jian hua: bo li ca de gan jing |
| [07:35.00] | li jin dou: na er a, gen ben jiu mei bo li |
| [07:37.30] | li jian hua: na shi kan de qing chu |
| [07:39.00] | li jin dou: ai, huo liang a, xiao feng er yi chui, hao, ai, hao, zhe shi xing qi liu, zhao ji ge peng you, zou, biao che qu |
| [07:47.30] | li jian hua: jiu nin zhe po che hai biao che na? |
| [07:49.00] | li jin dou: zhe you shen me a, xing qi liu ma, gao xing ma, zhe chu qu you jiang er |
| [07:53.30] | li jian hua: zen me jiang er a |
| [07:54.00] | li jin dou: zhou mo xi xiang feng! hei hei hei hei hei |
| [07:57.30] | li jian hua: zhe jiao zhou mo xi xiang feng? |
| [07:58.00] | li jin dou: ai, ai ya hai bu cuo a, cha bu duo, yue ji ge peng you, zuo hao le a, da che le a, de er lu er de er lu er de er lu er de er lu er. da bu zhao |
| [08:09.30] | li jian hua: mei xiu hao |
| [08:10.00] | li jin dou: mei ban fa, mei ban fa me, you ban fa le! wo shuo qin ai de, shang hou mian r tui zhe dian er, a, wo yi da ni yi tui a, ai! de er lu er, de er lu er, de er lu er |
| [08:20.30] | li jian hua: bu rong yi hai zhen zhe le |
| [08:21.00] | li jin dou: ai ya che jiu pao qi lai le, hui tou yi kan, nong yan gun gun na, hei hei, zai zhao wo xi fu er zhao bu zhao le |
| [08:27.30] | li jian hua: zen me? |
| [08:28.00] | li jin dou: rang yan gei dang shang le |
| [08:30.00] | li jian hua: he! |
| [08:31.00] | li jin dou: deng yan na me yi san a, hao me, wo xi fu er bian fei zhou niang men er le zhe ge |
| [08:34.00] | li jian hua: zhe shi shen me wei qi a zhe shi |
| [08:40.50] | li jin dou: xi lian qu a, hui jia wo bu ren shi ni ma fan le zhe ge |
| [08:44.00] | li jian hua: ni beng guan ta le |
| [08:40.50] | li jin dou: hei hei, zou ai, zhen bu cuo hei, ai ya, zhe che kai qi lai le, hui tou er yi kan zhe ge er ji ge yao tou huang nao a |
| [08:52.50] | li jian hua: zen me na me gao xing ne? |
| [08:53.50] | li jin dou: nin bu zhi dao, che pao qi lai a, zhe che you yi mao bing |
| [08:56.50] | li jian hua: zen me ne? |
| [08:57.50] | li jin dou: ta lao duo suo! che yi duo suo ji wei jiu yao tou huang nao, ji wei yi yao tou huang nao, ta tiao jian fan she, che jiu geng duo suo le, yuan lai jiao wo ming zi hai ting de jian, hou lai guang ting jian jin na dou dou dou dou dou |
| [09:10.50] | li jian hua: qiao zhe zui shou de |
| [09:14.50] | li jin dou: zhe che, zhe che gou yi bai mai hei |
| [09:17.50] | li jian hua: jiu zhe po che kai yi bai mai? |
| [09:19.50] | li jin dou: nin bu zhi dao, zhe biao pan huai le, shi ji ta mei you yi bai mai |
| [09:22.50] | li jian hua: ye jiu er san shi mai |
| [09:23.50] | li jin dou: dou chao guo yi bai ba shi mai le |
| [09:25.50] | li jian hua: ni zhe er wan er ming a |
| [09:26.50] | li jin dou: zhe che yi pao qi lai ke ma fan le, ta bian tu zi le |
| [09:30.00] | li jian hua: zen me? |
| [09:30.50] | li jin dou: ta lao cuan na, yi cuan yi beng, ba ji, zhe ge shou dian diao le, yi cuan yi beng, ba ji, zhe ge shou dian diao le, ba wo xin teng huai le |
| [09:35.00] | li jian hua: jiu zhe ge, hai xin teng ne? |
| [09:40.00] | li jin dou: ai ya, zou liao bu dao shi li di a, ge er ji ge bu gan le, ting che! ting che! |
| [09:44.00] | li jian hua: zen me le? |
| [09:45.00] | li jin dou: wo men dou e la! |
| [09:46.00] | li jian hua: gang chu lai zen me e le? |
| [09:47.00] | li jin dou: rang wo gei dian de |
| [09:49.00] | li jian hua: dou dian dang xia qu le |
| [09:50.00] | li jin dou: zhe che ke bu cuo, ta xiao hua shi er a. ye neng jian fei, mei rong che a zhe shi. wo shuo mei guan xi, qing ni men chi xiao ye bu jiu wan le ma. ni kan, na er yi fan guan r, zou, chi xiao ye qu. kao bian er ting che ba, shua zhe che jiu guo qu le, gang dao men kou er, jing li chi fan de quan chu lai le |
| [10:07.00] | li jian hua: huan ying ni lai le |
| [10:08.00] | li jin dou: na er a, ta men yi wei tui tu ji lai chai qian lai le ne |
| [10:11.00] | li jian hua: hao me, zhe dong jing er ke tai da le |
| [10:16.00] | li jin dou: jin qu jin qu jin qu, jiu zhe dong xi de jin r, bu ai shi, bu ai shi |
| [10:20.00] | li jian hua: ni de gao su ren jia zhe dong xi shi che |
| [10:22.00] | li jin dou: ai, beng hai pa, beng hai pa, mei you shen me wei xian a, jin qu ba, jin qu ba, huo, gou huo de a, yi ge che wei dou mei you hei, nin hai bie shuo, ga la er you yi ge che wei, dao le ban ge xiao shi mei dao jin qu |
| [10:33.50] | li jian hua: zai jia xiao ye mei hao hao xue |
| [10:35.00] | li jin dou: jing li you ban fa, zhao lai shi ge bao an, ba zhe che gei wo tai qi lai le, leng duan jin qu le |
| [10:41.50] | li jian hua: leng gei duan jin qu la? |
| [10:43.00] | li jin dou: hao, gei wo kan hao le a, zhe che diu le ni men fu ze ren! |
| [10:46.50] | li jian hua: zhe nin fang xin, zhe lu che mei ren hui tou |
| [10:48.00] | li jin dou: shui shuo de, shi jie zhi zui, shi jie dou mei you di er liang. wei le bao xian qi jian, peng! |
| [10:53.50] | li jian hua: zhe zen me hui shi er? |
| [10:54.00] | li jin dou: chao shao ba xia lai le |
| [10:56.50] | li jian hua: o, rang bie ren er kai bu liao |
| [10:57.00] | li jin dou: ai, da suan kai pao le, mei men r! heng, kang zhe chao shao wo jiu jin qu le, gang yi jin men er da huo er zhi gu zhang, chao cai de dao le a |
| [11:05.50] | li jian hua: he na ni dang chu zi le |
| [11:07.00] | li jin dou: shui chao cai? shui chao cai de? mei kan jian me, gang cong gao er fu hui lai |
| [11:12.50] | li jian hua: mao chong da gao er fu de, zhe ge |
| [11:14.00] | li jin dou: ji wei, sui bian chi a |
| [11:15.50] | li jian hua: bao cuo |
| [11:16.00] | li jin dou: lai lai lai, yi suan zhang, hua le si bai duo kuai |
| [11:18.50] | li jian hua: zen me hua na me duo |
| [11:19.00] | li jin dou: ni bu zhi dao a, ta me ji wei chan a, guang pi jiu si xiang a |
| [11:22.50] | li jian hua: ni ye he jiu le ba? |
| [11:23.50] | li jin dou: wo shi si ji, neng he pi jiu ma? |
| [11:26.50] | li jian hua: yi dian er mei he |
| [11:27.00] | li jin dou: lai ping er er guo tou! |
| [11:29.00] | li jian hua: ni zhe ke geng li hai |
| [11:30.00] | li jin dou: , ge ge er guo tou shi zhen bu cuo, hei hei, bu shang tou ai, hao jiu! ji wei chi mei le ba? xian zai jiu ke yi da de hui jia le |
| [11:47.30] | li jian hua: zen me bu rang zuo ni zhe che le? |
| [11:49.00] | li jin dou: fei hua, zai zuo wo zhe che hai de qing ta men chi yi dun |
| [11:53.30] | li jian hua: zai dian dang you e le |
| [11:54.30] | li jin dou: zai jian, wo ye zou la |
| [11:56.00] | li jian hua: ni ye da che hui jia? |
| [11:58.30] | li jin dou: wo kai che hui jia |
| [12:00.00] | li jian hua: jiu hou jia che na ke wei xian |
| [12:01.30] | li jin dou: ni bu zhi dao, xian zai shi ye li, jing cha dou shui jiao le, kan bu jian le |
| [12:05.00] | li jian hua: ni zhe dan zi tai da le |
| [12:06.30] | li jin dou: hao, yi dou zhe feng er, mei wo zhe che gen mo te er shi de, mai zhe mao bu jiu cuan chu lai le |
| [12:13.00] | li jian hua: hao me |
| [12:14.30] | li jin dou: ning zhe jiu guo lai le, ai ya, ? zheng zou zhe ne, tou le you yi ping ban er, la ji ge da shui tong, zhe shi gan shen me de? |
| [12:20.00] | li jian hua: zhe shi dao fan guan r la gan shui de |
| [12:23.30] | li jin dou: ai! la gan shui de che, ni duo kai dian er! liu shen wo zhuang zhe ni |
| [12:28.00] | li jian hua: ni rang shen me, an la ba a! |
| [12:30.30] | li jin dou: fei hua, wo zhe che na er you la ba a |
| [12:31.00] | li jian hua: wo ba zhe cha er wang le |
| [12:32.30] | li jin dou: shuo shi chi na shi kuai, jiu ting guang dang zhe me yi sheng a |
| [12:35.00] | li jian hua: zen me hui shi er |
| [12:36.00] | li jin dou: zhui wei la |
| [12:36.50] | li jian hua: zhuang shang la |
| [12:37.00] | li jin dou: zhe ping ban er che zhen bu han hu, ci liu jiu wang bei bian r qu le, ge ting a, ci liu yi xia jin qu, ye da shang tian r hei dian er, jing li chu lai le, ai! zha pi dao le, gan jin xie che! |
| [12:45.50] | li jian hua: na shi zha pi me! |
| [12:49.00] | li jin dou: chen zhe ta men luan de gong fu er, yi guai wan r wo jiu pao le. guai wan r yi kan bu hao |
| [12:52.50] | li jian hua: zen me? |
| [12:53.50] | li jin dou: qian bian shi ge qiao, you yi liu xiao hong deng er |
| [12:56.50] | li jin dou: zhe shi shen me yi si a? |
| [12:57.50] | li jian hua: dao lu shi gong, jin zhi tong xing |
| [12:59.50] | li jin dou: zhan zhe yi ge jing cha chong wo yi shen shou, ! |
| [13:01.50] | li jian hua: , zhe jiu dui le |
| [13:03.50] | li jin dou: ! shen shou |
| [13:04.50] | li jian hua: ni zhe shi shen me yi si a |
| [13:05.50] | li jin dou: jing cha shuo wu kui shou, wo shuo liu liu liu! |
| [13:08.50] | li jian hua: hua quan lai la, ren jia jing cha rang ni gan kuai ting che |
| [13:11.50] | li jin dou: ting che a, ting che jiu ma fan la, shuo shi chi na shi kuai, yi cai you men, ceng yi xia wo jiu guo qu le, jing cha zai zhao wo dou zhao bu zhao le |
| [13:18.50] | li jian hua: ni dao jia la? |
| [13:19.50] | li jin dou: wo diao qiao di xia la |
| [13:20.50] | li jian hua: shi a |
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| [00:02.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me gè yì sī a |
| [00:03.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè bú shì èr yé ma |
| [00:06.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: wǒ zěn me chéng èr yé le |
| [00:07.01] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi |
| [00:08.81] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ gēn wǒ lùn, nǐ jiù shì èr yé |
| [00:10.21] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà me nǐ shì? |
| [00:12.72] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shì nǐ dà yé |
| [00:13.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: āi |
| [00:14.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ shì shuí dà yé a |
| [00:15.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi bié wù huì a |
| [00:16.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: jué bú shì zhàn nǐ pián yí |
| [00:18.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ bǐ wǒ xiǎo |
| [00:18.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ shì èr yé, wǒ bǐ nǐ dà, wǒ shì dà yé, suǒ yǐ, wǒ shì dà yé |
| [00:23.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: děng děng děng, nín zhè huà wǒ tīng míng bái le |
| [00:27.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: tīng míng bái shén me a |
| [00:28.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: nín zhè huà shuō de zhè gè zhòng yīn bú duì |
| [00:29.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǎ diǎn ér bú duì a |
| [00:31.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà bù jiào dà yé |
| [00:32.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà jiào? |
| [00:33.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: yīng gāi jiào dà yé |
| [00:34.09] | lǐ jīn dòu: dà yé |
| [00:35.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: āi nín bǐ wǒ dà, nǐ shì dà yé |
| [00:36.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: duì, wǒ shì dà yé |
| [00:38.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: sú huà lǎo shuō zhè gè běi jīng dà yé běi jīng dà yé de, shuō de jiù shì zhè gè dà yé |
| [00:41.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi cuò ér, wǒ jiù shì zhè gè dà yé a |
| [00:44.09] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiù shuō shì dà yé, kě yě bù néng zhè me shuō huà |
| [00:46.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi wǒ shì dà yé, xiǎng zěn me shuō huà jiù zěn me shuō huà |
| [00:49.60] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè me shuō huà tā cū yě a |
| [00:51.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shì dà yé, ài cū yě wǒ jiù cū yě |
| [00:54.60] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè me shuō huà kě pò huài ào yùn |
| [00:56.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shì dà yé, ài huái yùn wǒ jiù huái yùn |
| [00:58.60] | lǐ jiàn huá: v ?! |
| [01:01.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ néng huái yùn me |
| [01:03.60] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ yào huái yùn nà bù chū le chǒu wén le me nà bù |
| [01:06.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè bú shì chéng guài wù le me |
| [01:08.60] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ zěn me nǐ méi tīng méi bái, wǒ shì dà yé |
| [01:10.60] | lǐ jiàn huá: |
| [01:11.60] | lǐ jīn dòu: jiù shì dà yé, wǒ yǒu ào yùn yì shí, nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào |
| [01:15.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: shuí? |
| [01:15.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ ya! |
| [01:16.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ huì yǒu ào yùn yì shí? |
| [01:18.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: dāng rán le |
| [01:19.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: kàn bu chū lái |
| [01:20.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: kàn bu chū lái ma? |
| [01:21.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: kàn bu chū lái |
| [01:22.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà shi gōng fū ér duǎn! hēi hēi, zài liáo huì ér, shén me dōu kàn chū lái |
| [01:24.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: xíng xíng xíng xíng le, bié liáo le, wǒ men zhè ér zhèng yǎn chū ne, nǐ a, tái xià kàn yǎn chū |
| [01:28.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, wǒ shì dà yé, xiǎng zài tái shàng kàn, jiù dé zài tái shàng kàn |
| [01:32.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù, tái shàng kě bù néng kàn |
| [01:33.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà nín yì sī ne? |
| [01:34.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: xià qù |
| [01:35.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: dào tái xià kàn? |
| [01:36.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: duì lóu |
| [01:37.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà shòu guǎn zhì, bù kàn le |
| [01:38.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù kàn la? |
| [01:39.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: huí jiā! |
| [01:40.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà méi rén ér guǎn nǐ |
| [01:40.40] | lǐ jīn dòu: shuí shuō méi rén ér guǎn de?! |
| [01:42.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: gāng dào jiā mén kǒu ér, yǒu rén guǎn wǒ |
| [01:44.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: shuí a? |
| [01:45.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ guò mǎ lù, jǐng chá bǎ wǒ lán zhù le, gěi wǒ yī jìng lǐ, xiān shēng, wèi le nín hé tā rén de ān quán, qǐng nín bú yào cóng zhè ér guò mǎ lù |
| [01:53.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó |
| [01:54.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shuō shí mǒ a? bù ràng guò?! wǒ shì dà yé, xiǎng cóng nǎ ér guò jiù dé cóng nǎ ér guò! |
| [01:59.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: gēn jǐng chá hái dà yé nà? |
| [02:01.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: dāng rán le, wǒ men jiā jiù zài duì mén ér zhù, gāng jié de hūn, wǒ xí fù ér zhèng děng zhe wǒ ne, nǐ bù ràng wǒ guò? xíng a! zài mǎ lù zhè biān r, zài gěi wǒ zhǎo yī xí fù ér! |
| [02:11.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ nòng liǎ xí fù ér?! |
| [02:12.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ zhī zú ba, wǒ yào cóng shí zì lù kǒu guò, nǐ dé gěi wǒ zhǎo sì gè xí fù ér! |
| [02:17.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: yào cóng liù bù kǒu guò huán gěi nǐ zhǎo liù ge ne |
| [02:20.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà yào cóng bā bǎo shān guò ne? |
| [02:21.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: gěi nǐ zhǎo bā gè |
| [02:22.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: xí fù ér? |
| [02:23.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: sǐ shī |
| [02:28.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ qǐ hòng a shì zěn me zhāo? |
| [02:30.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: shén me luàn qī bā zāo, nǐ shì bú shì méi zǒu rén xíng héng dào a? |
| [02:33.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ hái bù zhī dào zǒu rén xíng héng dào? nà bù dé rào yuǎn ér ma! |
| [02:36.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ nà héng chuān mǎ lù chē bǎ nǐ zhuàng zhe zěn me bàn a? |
| [02:38.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: chē dǎ suàn pèng wǒ dōu pèng bù zháo |
| [02:40.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me huí shì ér a? |
| [02:41.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ zài lán gǎn ér shàng zuò zhe ne |
| [02:43.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ hái fān yuè hù lán? |
| [02:45.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, zhè wèi jiǎn féi a, hào zhào quán mín jiàn shēn ma, cèng wǒ jiù cuàn guò qù le |
| [02:50.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó |
| [02:50.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: suǒ yǒu chē quán tíng le, jiù kàn wǒ yī rén ér biǎo yǎn |
| [02:52.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà shi pà zhuàng zhe nǐ |
| [02:53.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: shuí shuō de, yǒu yī sī jī, chōng wǒ yī zhāo shǒu, dāng shí jiù tīng, gū gū gū gū gū |
| [02:57.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: gěi nǐ gǔ zhǎng a? |
| [02:58.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: chōu wǒ sì gè dà zuǐ bā |
| [03:00.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me dǎ shàng le? |
| [03:01.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ píng shén me dǎ rén a nǐ? nǐ dǎ wǒ nǐ gēn wǒ huí jiā, nǐ chōu wǒ sì gè zuǐ bā, wǒ ràng wǒ mā chōu nǐ liù ge zuǐ bā |
| [03:07.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè me diǎn shì ér zěn me hái zhǎo nǐ mā a? |
| [03:09.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: dǎ rén nà shi wǒ bà bà |
| [03:11.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà de dǎ nǐ |
| [03:13.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, jǐng chá guǎn wǒ qíng yǒu kě yuán, shì bú shì? wǒ bà bà guǎn wǒ, píng shén me a? dǎ wǒ sì gè zuǐ bā, suàn le, suàn le, bù guò mǎ lù le, yǐ hòu wǒ bù zǒu mǎ lù |
| [03:24.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù zǒu mǎ lù? |
| [03:25.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, wǒ qí zì xíng chē! |
| [03:27.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: qí zì xíng chē yě de zūn shǒu jiāo tōng guī zé |
| [03:29.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi shì ér, wǒ nòng yī zì xíng chē, suí biàn qí, zhuān zǒu xiǎo hú tòng ér, méi yǒu jǐng chá, yě pèng bú jiàn wǒ bà bà, hēi hēi, xiǎng zěn me qí zěn me qí. dào le jiā zhī hòu wǎng chē péng ér nà me yī fàng, niǔ tou er jiù zǒu, kàn chē de bǎ wǒ lán zhù le |
| [03:40.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi! shuō nǐ ne hēi! nǐ nà chē méi shuì a |
| [03:44.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó |
| [03:45.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shuō shí mǒ a? wǒ zhè chē méi shuì? nà chéng a, wǒ bǎ tā fàng dǎo lóu |
| [03:49.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà gàn shén me a? |
| [03:50.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ ràng tā shuì huì ér! |
| [03:51.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ràng tā shuì huì ér xiàng huà me |
| [03:52.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ bù shuō méi shuì me? |
| [03:54.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: rén jiā ràng nǐ jiāo shuì |
| [03:56.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ jiāo shén me shuì a, guó jiā yǒu míng wén guī dìng cán jí rén miǎn shuì |
| [04:00.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ shì cán jí rén? |
| [04:01.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: dāng rán shì cán jí rén le |
| [04:02.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ nǎ ér cán jí? |
| [04:04.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: hún shēn shàng xià nǎ ér dōu cán jí |
| [04:06.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè cán jí zài nǎ ér ne? |
| [04:06.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ kàn a, nǐ kàn wǒ dà bí zi |
| [04:09.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: dà bí zi bù suàn, nà shi zì rán zāi hài nà gè |
| [04:12.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: zì rán zāi hài |
| [04:13.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù suàn |
| [04:14.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ wǒ wǒ, chóng chī yá |
| [04:16.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù suàn |
| [04:17.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ jiǎo qì |
| [04:18.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù suàn |
| [04:18.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ zhì chuāng |
| [04:19.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: gèng bù suàn le |
| [04:19.80] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhì chuāng suàn |
| [04:20.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhì chuāng zěn me néng suàn a? |
| [04:21.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ cháng tīng rén shuō zhì cán zhì cán de zhì cán, nà shuō de jiù shì wǒ |
| [04:26.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà zhì cán jiù shì zhāng zhì chuāng zhāng cán le a? |
| [04:28.90] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà dāng rán le, béng qì a, nǐ bù ràng wǒ fàng wǒ bù fàng le, wǒ fàng lóu dào lǐ, nǐ guǎn bu zháo ba? |
| [04:34.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè jiào luàn tíng luàn fàng |
| [04:36.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: dì èr tiān chū lái yī kàn, huài le! |
| [04:37.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me a |
| [04:38.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zì xíng chē méi le |
| [04:39.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: diū le! |
| [04:39.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: kěn dìng shì diū le |
| [04:40.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: diū le, gǎn jǐn bào àn |
| [04:41.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: bào shén me àn nà? zhè me yī shuō, nǐ jiù bú shì qí zì xíng chē de. hēi, xiàn zài qí zì xíng chē de, běi jīng rén yǒu jǐ gè méi diū guò chē de? nín shuō shì bú shì? hēi, diū jiù diū le, shì bú shì. nǎ tiān zài mǎ lù shàng kàn jiàn nǎ chē méi suǒ, nà chāo guò lái zài qí, hēi hēi, zì rán guī lǜ |
| [04:59.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: xíng le, wǒ suàn míng bái le, wèi shí me lǎo diū chē, quán shì nǐ men zhè zhǒng rén nào dé |
| [05:02.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: béng lái zhè tào, suàn le, bù qí chē le |
| [05:04.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà zěn me zhāo? |
| [05:05.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: bù qí le, gǎn shàng shí máo, mǎi liàng qì chē kāi kāi |
| [05:10.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: mǎi qì chē? |
| [05:10.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi! |
| [05:11.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ yǒu qián me? |
| [05:13.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ bù zhī dào, rù guān la, chē dōu luò qián la |
| [05:16.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó |
| [05:17.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: mǎi liàng chē |
| [05:18.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: mǎi liàng chē |
| [05:18.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, huā le zhè gè zhěng, zhè gè líng yòng shǒu bǐ huà |
| [05:20.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: sì wàn wǔ |
| [05:21.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: sì bǎi wǔ |
| [05:22.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: sì bǎi wǔ mǎi liàng qì chē? |
| [05:23.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: jiù de |
| [05:24.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó, èr shǒu chē |
| [05:26.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: shén me jiào èr shǒu chē? |
| [05:27.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiù shì bú shì nǐ xiān mǎi de, rén bié rén ér mǎi le, shǐ jiù le, mài gěi nǐ le |
| [05:30.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: ó zhè jiào èr shǒu chē |
| [05:31.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: èr shǒu chē |
| [05:32.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà wǒ zhè shì méi shǒu chē |
| [05:35.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me jiào méi shǒu chē ne? |
| [05:36.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: tā bù zhī dào dào guò duō shǎo shǒu le |
| [05:38.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà tā shì nǎ nián de chē a? |
| [05:39.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǎ nián shuō bù qīng le, dào dào dì qī shǒu de shí hòu a, sū lián hái méi jiě tǐ ne |
| [05:44.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: huò! zhè kě yǒu nián tou ér le zhè gè. zhè chē hái néng kāi ma? |
| [05:50.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: néng, hái chà bù duō, chà bù duō, hēi. hóu bǎo lín xiān shēng shuō nà zì xíng chē shì zěn me zhāo lái de? |
| [05:54.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà shi chú le líng bù xiǎng nǎ ér dōu xiǎng |
| [05:55.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: wán le, wǒ zhè chē yě bù hán hu |
| [05:58.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà me nǐ zhè qì chē shì? |
| [05:59.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: chú le gū lù bù huó dòng nǎ ér dōu huó dòng a zhè gè |
| [06:02.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: yào sǎn jià |
| [06:03.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi shì ér, xiū xiū, xiū xiū |
| [06:04.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: jìn dà xiū chǎng a? |
| [06:05.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: jìn dà xiū chǎng gàn ma a? wǒ men jiē fāng, lǎo wáng tou er, zài mén kǒu kāi yī zì xíng chē pù, qiú lǎo yé zǐ bāng bāng máng ér |
| [06:12.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè xiū zì xíng chē de néng xiū qì chē ma? |
| [06:14.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: rén jiā dǒng jī xiè, nián qīng de shí hòu gàn guò |
| [06:17.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nián qīng shí hòu gàn shén me de? |
| [06:18.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: mài kǎo bái shǔ de |
| [06:19.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà gēn nà jī xiè āi bù shàng |
| [06:21.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nà dāng rán le, tā dǒng a, tā zhī dào a, nǎ ér yīng gāi jiā jiā yóu a, nǎ ér dǎ zú le qì a, nǎ ér bù hé shì a, ná nà gè guà kǎo bái shǔ nà gōu gěi wǒ zhè me yī níng, chà bù duō, hēi hēi hēi |
| [06:30.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hái shì xiū zì xíng chē zhè yī tào |
| [06:32.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi yā chà bù duō, chéng le |
| [06:33.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hái nà shā chē zěn me yàng a |
| [06:35.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: yǒu shí hou líng, yǒu shí hou bù líng |
| [06:36.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà kě wēi xiǎn |
| [06:37.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi shì ér, méi shì ér, niē zhá de shí hòu shǐ diǎn jìn quán yǒu le |
| [06:40.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hái shì zì xíng chē, zhè ān quán dài yǒu ma? |
| [06:44.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi yǒu ān quán dài |
| [06:45.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà bù xíng a, jǐng chá kàn jiàn kòu fēn ér |
| [06:47.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: kòu shén me fēn ér a, wǒ yé ye shì diàn gōng, hēi hēi, yǒu yí gè diàn gōng bāo wǒ bǎ tā bèi shàng zhèng hé shì xié kuà |
| [06:55.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè shén me zhǔ yì a zhè shì āi zhè zhuǎn xiàng dēng zěn me yàng a? |
| [06:59.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi yǒu a |
| [07:00.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà zěn me bàn a? |
| [07:01.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi guān xì, mǎi liǎ shǒu diàn bǎng shàng |
| [07:02.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: a? o |
| [07:03.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, zhè biān guǎi wān r àn zhè biān r, zhè biān guǎi wān r àn zhè biān r, hēi hēi hēi, liǎng kuài ér yī biān ér yī àn, hēi hēi, suǒ yǒu de chē quán tíng le |
| [07:09.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me huí shì ér a? |
| [07:10.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: bù zhī dào shén me dōng xī guò lái le |
| [07:11.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: chéng guài wù le nà wán yì ér |
| [07:12.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: hēi hēi hēi hēi, āi yā, hái chéng, hái chéng, āi! huài le! |
| [07:16.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me le? |
| [07:18.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi yǒu dàng bà er |
| [07:20.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hēng, méi pái dǎng gǎn ér zhè chē zěn me kāi a |
| [07:22.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: yǒu bàn fǎ, wǒ shuō qīn ài de, bǎ zán men nà chǎo sháo ná chū lái! |
| [07:25.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: yào gàn shén me a? |
| [07:26.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǎng shàng zhè me yī chā, pū! zhèng hé shì, hēi hēi hēi |
| [07:28.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: ā! |
| [07:30.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: guà shàng dàng jiù zǒu |
| [07:31.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhēn néng còu hé |
| [07:32.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi yā shì xiàn hái bù cuò a, shén me dōu kàn de jiàn |
| [07:34.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: bō lí cā dé gān jìng |
| [07:35.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǎ ér a, gēn běn jiù méi bō lí |
| [07:37.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà shi kàn de qīng chǔ |
| [07:39.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, huò liàng a, xiǎo fēng ér yī chuī, hǎo, āi, hǎo, zhè shì xīng qī liù, zhǎo jǐ gè péng yǒu, zǒu, biāo chē qù |
| [07:47.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiù nín zhè pò chē hái biāo chē nà? |
| [07:49.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè yǒu shén me a, xīng qī liù ma, gāo xìng ma, zhè chū qù yǒu jiǎng ér |
| [07:53.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me jiǎng ér a |
| [07:54.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhōu mò xǐ xiàng féng! hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi |
| [07:57.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè jiào zhōu mò xǐ xiàng féng? |
| [07:58.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, āi yā hái bù cuò a, chà bù duō, yuē jǐ gè péng yǒu, zuò hǎo le a, dǎ chē le a, dé ér lū ér dé ér lū ér dé ér lū ér dé ér lū ér. dǎ bù zháo |
| [08:09.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: méi xiū hǎo |
| [08:10.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: méi bàn fǎ, méi bàn fǎ me, yǒu bàn fǎ le! wǒ shuō qīn ài de, shàng hòu miàn r tuī zhe diǎn ér, a, wǒ yī dǎ nǐ yī tuī a, āi! dé ér lū ér, dé ér lū ér, dé ér lū ér |
| [08:20.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: bù róng yì hái zhēn zhe le |
| [08:21.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi yā chē jiù pǎo qǐ lái le, huí tóu yī kàn, nóng yān gǔn gǔn nà, hēi hēi, zài zhǎo wǒ xí fù ér zhǎo bu zháo le |
| [08:27.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me? |
| [08:28.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: ràng yān gěi dǎng shàng le |
| [08:30.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hē! |
| [08:31.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: děng yān nà me yī sàn a, hǎo me, wǒ xí fù ér biàn fēi zhōu niáng men ér le zhè gè |
| [08:34.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè shì shén me wěi qì a zhè shì |
| [08:40.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: xǐ liǎn qù a, huí jiā wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ má fán le zhè gè |
| [08:44.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ béng guǎn tā le |
| [08:40.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: hēi hēi, zǒu āi, zhēn bù cuò hēi, āi yā, zhè chē kāi qǐ lái le, huí tou er yī kàn zhè gē ér jǐ gè yáo tóu huàng nǎo a |
| [08:52.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me nà me gāo xìng ne? |
| [08:53.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: nín bù zhī dào, chē pǎo qǐ lái a, zhè chē yǒu yī máo bìng |
| [08:56.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me ne? |
| [08:57.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: tā lǎo duō suo! chē yī duō suo jǐ wèi jiù yáo tóu huàng nǎo, jǐ wèi yī yáo tóu huàng nǎo, tā tiáo jiàn fǎn shè, chē jiù gèng duō suo le, yuán lái jiào wǒ míng zì hái tīng dé jiàn, hòu lái guāng tīng jiàn jīn nà dòu dòu dòu dòu dòu |
| [09:10.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: qiáo zhè zuì shòu de |
| [09:14.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè chē, zhè chē gòu yī bǎi mài hēi |
| [09:17.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiù zhè pò chē kāi yī bǎi mài? |
| [09:19.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: nín bù zhī dào, zhè biǎo pán huài le, shí jì tā méi yǒu yī bǎi mài |
| [09:22.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: yě jiù èr sān shí mài |
| [09:23.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: dōu chāo guò yī bǎi bā shí mài le |
| [09:25.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè ér wán ér mìng a |
| [09:26.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè chē yī pǎo qǐ lái kě má fán le, tā biàn tù zi le |
| [09:30.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me? |
| [09:30.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: tā lǎo cuàn nà, yī cuàn yī bèng, bā jī, zhè gè shǒu diàn diào le, yī cuàn yī bèng, bā jī, zhè gè shǒu diàn diào le, bǎ wǒ xīn téng huài le |
| [09:35.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiù zhè gè, hái xīn téng ne? |
| [09:40.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi yā, zǒu liǎo bù dào shí lǐ dì a, gē ér jǐ gè bù gàn le, tíng chē! tíng chē! |
| [09:44.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me le? |
| [09:45.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ men dōu è la! |
| [09:46.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: gāng chū lái zěn me è le? |
| [09:47.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: ràng wǒ gěi diān de |
| [09:49.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: dōu diān dàng xià qù le |
| [09:50.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè chē kě bù cuò, tā xiāo huà shí ér a. yě néng jiǎn féi, měi róng chē a zhè shì. wǒ shuō méi guān xì, qǐng nǐ men chī xiāo yè bù jiù wán le ma. nǐ kàn, nà ér yī fàn guǎn r, zǒu, chī xiāo yè qù. kào biān ér tíng chē ba, shuā zhè chē jiù guò qù le, gāng dào mén kǒu ér, jīng lǐ chī fàn de quán chū lái le |
| [10:07.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: huān yíng nǐ lái le |
| [10:08.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǎ ér a, tā men yǐ wéi tuī tǔ jī lái chāi qiān lái le ne |
| [10:11.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hǎo me, zhè dòng jìng ér kě tài dà le |
| [10:16.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: jìn qù jìn qù jìn qù, jiù zhè dōng xī de jìn r, bù ài shì, bù ài shì |
| [10:20.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ dé gào sù rén jiā zhè dōng xī shì chē |
| [10:22.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, béng hài pà, béng hài pà, méi yǒu shén me wēi xiǎn a, jìn qù ba, jìn qù ba, huò, gòu huǒ de a, yí gè chē wèi dōu méi yǒu hēi, nín hái bié shuō, gā lá ér yǒu yí gè chē wèi, dào le bàn gè xiǎo shí méi dào jìn qù |
| [10:33.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zài jià xiào yě méi hǎo hào xué |
| [10:35.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: jīng lǐ yǒu bàn fǎ, zhǎo lái shí gè bǎo ān, bǎ zhè chē gěi wǒ tái qǐ lái le, lèng duān jìn qù le |
| [10:41.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: lèng gěi duān jìn qù la? |
| [10:43.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: hǎo, gěi wǒ kàn hǎo le a, zhè chē diū le nǐ men fù zé rèn! |
| [10:46.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè nín fàng xīn, zhè lù chē méi rén huì tōu |
| [10:48.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: shuí shuō de, shì jiè zhī zuì, shì jiè dōu méi yǒu dì èr liàng. wèi le bǎo xiǎn qǐ jiàn, pēng! |
| [10:53.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè zěn me huí shì ér? |
| [10:54.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: chǎo sháo bá xià lái le |
| [10:56.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: ó, ràng bié rén ér kāi bù liǎo |
| [10:57.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi, dǎ suàn kāi pǎo le, méi mén r! hēng, káng zhe chǎo sháo wǒ jiù jìn qù le, gāng yī jìn mén ér dà huǒ ér zhí gǔ zhǎng, chǎo cài de dào le a |
| [11:05.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: hē ná nǐ dāng chú zǐ le |
| [11:07.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: shuí chǎo cài? shuí chǎo cài de? méi kàn jiàn me, gāng cóng gāo ěr fū huí lái |
| [11:12.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: mào chōng dǎ gāo ěr fū de, zhè gè |
| [11:14.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: jǐ wèi, suí biàn chī a |
| [11:15.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: bào cuō |
| [11:16.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: lái lái lái, yī suàn zhàng, huā le sì bǎi duō kuài |
| [11:18.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me huā nà me duō |
| [11:19.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ bù zhī dào a, tā me jǐ wèi chán a, guāng pí jiǔ sì xiāng a |
| [11:22.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ yě hē jiǔ le ba? |
| [11:23.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ shì sī jī, néng hē pí jiǔ ma? |
| [11:26.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: yì diǎn ér méi hē |
| [11:27.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: lái píng ér èr guō tóu! |
| [11:29.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè kě gèng lì hài |
| [11:30.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: , gé gé èr guō tóu shì zhēn bù cuò, hēi hēi, bù shàng tou āi, hǎo jiǔ! jǐ wèi chī měi le ba? xiàn zài jiù kě yǐ dǎ de huí jiā le |
| [11:47.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me bù ràng zuò nǐ zhè chē le? |
| [11:49.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: fèi huà, zài zuò wǒ zhè chē hái de qǐng tā men chī yī dùn |
| [11:53.30] | lǐ jiàn huá: zài diān dàng yòu è le |
| [11:54.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: zài jiàn, wǒ yě zǒu la |
| [11:56.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ yě dǎ chē huí jiā? |
| [11:58.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ kāi chē huí jiā |
| [12:00.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: jiǔ hòu jià chē nà kě wēi xiǎn |
| [12:01.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: nǐ bù zhī dào, xiàn zài shì yè lǐ, jǐng chá dōu shuì jiào le, kàn bú jiàn le |
| [12:05.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè dǎn zi tài dà le |
| [12:06.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: hǎo, yī dōu zhè fēng ér, měi wǒ zhè chē gēn mó tè ér shì de, mài zhe māo bù jiù cuàn chū lái le |
| [12:13.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: hǎo me |
| [12:14.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: níng zhe jiù guò lái le, āi yā, ? zhèng zǒu zhe ne, tóu le yǒu yī píng bǎn ér, lā jǐ gè dà shuǐ tǒng, zhè shì gàn shén me de? |
| [12:20.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhè shì dào fàn guǎn r lā gān shuǐ de |
| [12:23.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: āi! lā gān shuǐ de chē, nǐ duǒ kāi diǎn ér! liú shén wǒ zhuāng zhe nǐ |
| [12:28.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ rǎng shén me, àn lǎ bā a! |
| [12:30.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: fèi huà, wǒ zhè chē nǎ ér yǒu lǎ bā a |
| [12:31.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: wǒ bǎ zhè chá ér wàng le |
| [12:32.30] | lǐ jīn dòu: shuō shí chí nà shí kuài, jiù tīng guāng dāng zhè me yī shēng a |
| [12:35.00] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me huí shì ér |
| [12:36.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhuī wěi la |
| [12:36.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zhuāng shàng la |
| [12:37.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè píng bǎn ér chē zhēn bù hán hu, cī liū jiù wǎng běi biān r qù le, gē tīng a, cī liū yī xià jìn qù, yě dā shàng tiān r hēi diǎn ér, jīng lǐ chū lái le, āi! zhā pí dào le, gǎn jǐn xiè chē! |
| [12:45.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nà shi zhā pí me! |
| [12:49.00] | lǐ jīn dòu: chèn zhe tā men luàn de gōng fū ér, yī guǎi wān r wǒ jiù pǎo le. guǎi wān r yī kàn bù hǎo |
| [12:52.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: zěn me? |
| [12:53.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: qián biān shì gè qiáo, yǒu yī liū xiǎo hóng dēng ér |
| [12:56.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhè shì shén me yì sī a? |
| [12:57.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: dào lù shī gōng, jìn zhǐ tōng xíng |
| [12:59.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: zhàn zhe yí gè jǐng chá chōng wǒ yī shēn shǒu, ! |
| [13:01.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: , zhè jiù duì le |
| [13:03.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: ! shēn shǒu |
| [13:04.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ zhè shì shén me yì sī a |
| [13:05.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: jǐng chá shuō wǔ kuí shǒu, wǒ shuō liù liù liù! |
| [13:08.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: huá quán lái la, rén jiā jǐng chá ràng nǐ gǎn kuài tíng chē |
| [13:11.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: tíng chē a, tíng chē jiù má fán la, shuō shí chí nà shí kuài, yī cǎi yóu mén, cèng yī xià wǒ jiù guò qù le, jǐng chá zài zhǎo wǒ dōu zhǎo bu zháo le |
| [13:18.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: nǐ dào jiā la? |
| [13:19.50] | lǐ jīn dòu: wǒ diào qiáo dǐ xià la |
| [13:20.50] | lǐ jiàn huá: shì a |
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