| [00:02.490] | 我乃江湖大盗万人嫌，自小家里有闲钱， |
| [00:05.130] | 追名逐利偏爱现，每日偷盗乐无边。 |
| [00:07.810] | 恨只恨墨家小姐太惹眼，我心痒难耐将她偷回家转。 |
| [00:12.510] | 舆论淡吃萝卜喝闲饭，无故捉我到大众前。 |
| [00:15.350] | 我素质高，我心不安，还望墨村准许，给我授权。 |
| [00:20.410] | 啧，今天又祸害谁家闺女去呢？ |
| [00:26.700] | 夜入墨村 规矩道义不管 （偏要） |
| [00:30.410] | 能折能弯 爬墙还靠腰软 （炫耀） |
| [00:34.370] | 空空妙手 神鬼莫窥其面（招摇） |
| [00:38.610] | （脑残）（志坚） |
| [00:42.400] | 鸡鸣狗盗 揣回经书几卷 （好险） |
| [00:46.400] | 创作何难 偷偷抄抄剪剪 （心乱） |
| [00:50.390] | 你写三万 换个名我就能占你三千 |
| [00:54.940] | （博名）（别管要不要脸） |
| [00:57.730] | 我爱穿红挂绿贴近赏脸 快来艳羡 |
| [01:01.430] | 辛苦披星戴月这都靠咱 挑灯夜战 |
| [01:05.320] | 谁知偏有人来把谎揭穿 与你何干 |
| [01:09.770] | 抄你几句纯粹是给你长脸 |
| [01:12.720] | 白：你们好烦~ |
| [01:13.380] | 合适拿来就用不带手软 我心很宽 |
| [01:17.310] | 名声壮大只图争个早晚 好赖不管 |
| [01:21.220] | 膜拜我就送碗内牛满面 哥不差钱 |
| [01:25.610] | 不服我有影分身的粉丝团 |
| [01:31.110] | |
| [01:41.350] | （小孩）妈妈，那人在干什么？（母）：快走快走，别看。 |
| [01:46.190] | 夜入墨村 规矩道义不管 （偏要） |
| [01:50.080] | 能折能弯 爬墙还靠腰软 （炫耀） |
| [01:54.070] | 空空妙手 神鬼莫窥其面（招摇） |
| [01:58.420] | （脑残）（志坚） |
| [02:02.010] | 鸡鸣狗盗 揣回经书几卷 （好险） |
| [02:05.990] | 创作何难 偷偷抄抄剪剪 （心乱） |
| [02:09.990] | 你写三万 换个名我就能占你三千 |
| [02:14.280] | （出名）（谁还要脸脸脸脸） |
| [02:17.340] | 我爱穿红挂绿贴近赏脸 快来艳羡 |
| [02:20.930] | 辛苦披星戴月这都靠咱 挑灯夜战 |
| [02:24.870] | 谁知偏有人来把谎揭穿 与你何干 |
| [02:29.250] | 抄你几句纯粹是给你长脸 |
| [02:31.700] | 白：你们好烦~ |
| [02:32.850] | 合适拿来就用不带手软 我心很宽 |
| [02:36.840] | 贪图虚名只为争个早晚 好赖不管 |
| [02:40.880] | 膜拜我就送碗内牛满面 哥不差钱 |
| [02:44.870] | 不服我有影分身的粉丝团 |
| [02:48.860] | 名气大了放着也是浪费 赏我一半 |
| [02:52.820] | 抢来别人孩子视如己出 我多良善 |
| [02:56.710] | 不想没看见粉丝有千万 瞎了狗眼 |
| [03:01.000] | 他们非要将我来捉拿归案 |
| [03:04.750] | 被抓我也不能认输嘴软 还得混饭 |
| [03:08.750] | 做贼自古都是有借无还 注意局面 |
| [03:12.740] | 要怪都怪那场美丽孽缘 赖出经验 |
| [03:16.880] | 素质至上你们不许打我脸 |
| [03:23.370] | 白：你还打？ |
| [00:02.490] | wo nai jiang hu da dao wan ren xian, zi xiao jia li you xian qian, |
| [00:05.130] | zhui ming zhu li pian ai xian, mei ri tou dao le wu bian. |
| [00:07.810] | hen zhi hen mo jia xiao jie tai re yan, wo xin yang nan nai jiang ta tou hui jia zhuan. |
| [00:12.510] | yu lun dan chi luo bo he xian fan, wu gu zhuo wo dao da zhong qian. |
| [00:15.350] | wo su zhi gao, wo xin bu an, hai wang mo cun zhun xu, gei wo shou quan. |
| [00:20.410] | ze, jin tian you huo hai shui jia gui nv qu ne? |
| [00:26.700] | ye ru mo cun gui ju dao yi bu guan pian yao |
| [00:30.410] | neng zhe neng wan pa qiang hai kao yao ruan xuan yao |
| [00:34.370] | kong kong miao shou shen gui mo kui qi mian zhao yao |
| [00:38.610] | nao can zhi jian |
| [00:42.400] | ji ming gou dao chuai hui jing shu ji juan hao xian |
| [00:46.400] | chuang zuo he nan tou tou chao chao jian jian xin luan |
| [00:50.390] | ni xie san wan huan ge ming wo jiu neng zhan ni san qian |
| [00:54.940] | bo ming bie guan yao bu yao lian |
| [00:57.730] | wo ai chuan hong gua lv tie jin shang lian kuai lai yan xian |
| [01:01.430] | xin ku pi xing dai yue zhe dou kao zan tiao deng ye zhan |
| [01:05.320] | shei zhi pian you ren lai ba huang jie chuan yu ni he gan |
| [01:09.770] | chao ni ji ju chun cui shi gei ni zhang lian |
| [01:12.720] | bai: ni men hao fan |
| [01:13.380] | he shi na lai jiu yong bu dai shou ruan wo xin hen kuan |
| [01:17.310] | ming sheng zhuang da zhi tu zheng ge zao wan hao lai bu guan |
| [01:21.220] | mo bai wo jiu song wan nei niu man mian ge bu cha qian |
| [01:25.610] | bu fu wo you ying fen shen de fen si tuan |
| [01:31.110] | |
| [01:41.350] | xiao hai ma ma, na ren zai gan shen me? mu: kuai zou kuai zou, bie kan. |
| [01:46.190] | ye ru mo cun gui ju dao yi bu guan pian yao |
| [01:50.080] | neng zhe neng wan pa qiang hai kao yao ruan xuan yao |
| [01:54.070] | kong kong miao shou shen gui mo kui qi mian zhao yao |
| [01:58.420] | nao can zhi jian |
| [02:02.010] | ji ming gou dao chuai hui jing shu ji juan hao xian |
| [02:05.990] | chuang zuo he nan tou tou chao chao jian jian xin luan |
| [02:09.990] | ni xie san wan huan ge ming wo jiu neng zhan ni san qian |
| [02:14.280] | chu ming shui hai yao lian lian lian lian |
| [02:17.340] | wo ai chuan hong gua lv tie jin shang lian kuai lai yan xian |
| [02:20.930] | xin ku pi xing dai yue zhe dou kao zan tiao deng ye zhan |
| [02:24.870] | shei zhi pian you ren lai ba huang jie chuan yu ni he gan |
| [02:29.250] | chao ni ji ju chun cui shi gei ni zhang lian |
| [02:31.700] | bai: ni men hao fan |
| [02:32.850] | he shi na lai jiu yong bu dai shou ruan wo xin hen kuan |
| [02:36.840] | tan tu xu ming zhi wei zheng ge zao wan hao lai bu guan |
| [02:40.880] | mo bai wo jiu song wan nei niu man mian ge bu cha qian |
| [02:44.870] | bu fu wo you ying fen shen de fen si tuan |
| [02:48.860] | ming qi da le fang zhe ye shi lang fei shang wo yi ban |
| [02:52.820] | qiang lai bie ren hai zi shi ru ji chu wo duo liang shan |
| [02:56.710] | bu xiang mei kan jian fen si you qian wan xia le gou yan |
| [03:01.000] | ta men fei yao jiang wo lai zhuo na gui an |
| [03:04.750] | bei zhua wo ye bu neng ren shu zui ruan hai de hun fan |
| [03:08.750] | zuo zei zi gu du shi you jie wu huan zhu yi ju mian |
| [03:12.740] | yao guai dou guai na chang mei li nie yuan lai chu jing yan |
| [03:16.880] | su zhi zhi shang ni men bu xu da wo lian |
| [03:23.370] | bai: ni hai da? |
| [00:02.490] | wǒ nǎi jiāng hú dà dào wàn rén xián, zì xiǎo jiā lǐ yǒu xián qián, |
| [00:05.130] | zhuī míng zhú lì piān ài xiàn, měi rì tōu dào lè wú biān. |
| [00:07.810] | hèn zhǐ hèn mò jiā xiǎo jiě tài rě yǎn, wǒ xīn yǎng nán nài jiāng tā tōu huí jiā zhuǎn. |
| [00:12.510] | yú lùn dàn chī luó bo hē xián fàn, wú gù zhuō wǒ dào dà zhòng qián. |
| [00:15.350] | wǒ sù zhì gāo, wǒ xīn bù ān, hái wàng mò cūn zhǔn xǔ, gěi wǒ shòu quán. |
| [00:20.410] | zé, jīn tiān yòu huò hài shuí jiā guī nǚ qù ne? |
| [00:26.700] | yè rù mò cūn guī jǔ dào yì bù guǎn piān yào |
| [00:30.410] | néng zhé néng wān pá qiáng hái kào yāo ruǎn xuàn yào |
| [00:34.370] | kōng kōng miào shǒu shén guǐ mò kuī qí miàn zhāo yáo |
| [00:38.610] | nǎo cán zhì jiān |
| [00:42.400] | jī míng gǒu dào chuāi huí jīng shū jǐ juǎn hǎo xiǎn |
| [00:46.400] | chuàng zuò hé nán tōu tōu chāo chāo jiǎn jiǎn xīn luàn |
| [00:50.390] | nǐ xiě sān wàn huàn gè míng wǒ jiù néng zhàn nǐ sān qiān |
| [00:54.940] | bó míng bié guǎn yào bú yào liǎn |
| [00:57.730] | wǒ ài chuān hóng guà lǜ tiē jìn shǎng liǎn kuài lái yàn xiàn |
| [01:01.430] | xīn kǔ pī xīng dài yuè zhè dōu kào zán tiǎo dēng yè zhàn |
| [01:05.320] | shéi zhī piān yǒu rén lái bǎ huǎng jiē chuān yǔ nǐ hé gān |
| [01:09.770] | chāo nǐ jǐ jù chún cuì shì gěi nǐ zhǎng liǎn |
| [01:12.720] | bái: nǐ men hǎo fán |
| [01:13.380] | hé shì ná lái jiù yòng bù dài shǒu ruǎn wǒ xīn hěn kuān |
| [01:17.310] | míng shēng zhuàng dà zhī tú zhēng gè zǎo wǎn hǎo lài bù guǎn |
| [01:21.220] | mó bài wǒ jiù sòng wǎn nèi niú mǎn miàn gē bù chà qián |
| [01:25.610] | bù fú wǒ yǒu yǐng fēn shēn de fěn sī tuán |
| [01:31.110] | |
| [01:41.350] | xiǎo hái mā mā, nà rén zài gàn shén me? mǔ: kuài zǒu kuài zǒu, bié kàn. |
| [01:46.190] | yè rù mò cūn guī jǔ dào yì bù guǎn piān yào |
| [01:50.080] | néng zhé néng wān pá qiáng hái kào yāo ruǎn xuàn yào |
| [01:54.070] | kōng kōng miào shǒu shén guǐ mò kuī qí miàn zhāo yáo |
| [01:58.420] | nǎo cán zhì jiān |
| [02:02.010] | jī míng gǒu dào chuāi huí jīng shū jǐ juǎn hǎo xiǎn |
| [02:05.990] | chuàng zuò hé nán tōu tōu chāo chāo jiǎn jiǎn xīn luàn |
| [02:09.990] | nǐ xiě sān wàn huàn gè míng wǒ jiù néng zhàn nǐ sān qiān |
| [02:14.280] | chū míng shuí hái yào liǎn liǎn liǎn liǎn |
| [02:17.340] | wǒ ài chuān hóng guà lǜ tiē jìn shǎng liǎn kuài lái yàn xiàn |
| [02:20.930] | xīn kǔ pī xīng dài yuè zhè dōu kào zán tiǎo dēng yè zhàn |
| [02:24.870] | shéi zhī piān yǒu rén lái bǎ huǎng jiē chuān yǔ nǐ hé gān |
| [02:29.250] | chāo nǐ jǐ jù chún cuì shì gěi nǐ zhǎng liǎn |
| [02:31.700] | bái: nǐ men hǎo fán |
| [02:32.850] | hé shì ná lái jiù yòng bù dài shǒu ruǎn wǒ xīn hěn kuān |
| [02:36.840] | tān tú xū míng zhǐ wèi zhēng gè zǎo wǎn hǎo lài bù guǎn |
| [02:40.880] | mó bài wǒ jiù sòng wǎn nèi niú mǎn miàn gē bù chà qián |
| [02:44.870] | bù fú wǒ yǒu yǐng fēn shēn de fěn sī tuán |
| [02:48.860] | míng qì dà le fàng zhe yě shì làng fèi shǎng wǒ yī bàn |
| [02:52.820] | qiǎng lái bié rén hái zi shì rú jǐ chū wǒ duō liáng shàn |
| [02:56.710] | bù xiǎng méi kàn jiàn fěn sī yǒu qiān wàn xiā le gǒu yǎn |
| [03:01.000] | tā men fēi yào jiāng wǒ lái zhuō ná guī àn |
| [03:04.750] | bèi zhuā wǒ yě bù néng rèn shū zuǐ ruǎn hái dé hùn fàn |
| [03:08.750] | zuò zéi zì gǔ dū shì yǒu jiè wú huán zhù yì jú miàn |
| [03:12.740] | yào guài dōu guài nà chǎng měi lì niè yuán lài chū jīng yàn |
| [03:16.880] | sù zhì zhì shàng nǐ men bù xǔ dǎ wǒ liǎn |
| [03:23.370] | bái: nǐ hái dǎ? |
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