[00:10.18] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[00:14.94] | 我们的世界就是娱乐 |
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[00:19.53] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[00:21.77] | |
[00:24.27] | 我们的世界就是娱乐 |
[00:26.33] | |
[00:29.07] | 你们唱什么跳什么为了什么 |
[00:31.38] | 哭什么笑什么人们都快疯了 |
[00:34.34] | 我在电视机前面无表情发着呆 |
[00:36.79] | 手里拿着遥控器是百无聊赖 |
[00:39.11] | 唉呦那夜我象中了魔 |
[00:41.52] | 不停换着所有的频道 |
[00:43.14] | 广告之后更不精彩 |
[00:44.32] | 哎呀不好哎呀也不坏 |
[00:46.07] | 我说怎么没有我想看的我想要的 奇怪 |
[00:48.96] | 我不是个傻瓜但是也够傻的了 |
[00:51.78] | 因为无聊生活已经把我同化了 |
[00:53.67] | 看上去丑陋 不如说是忍受 |
[00:55.67] | 每个人物不敢正视自己的要求 |
[00:58.24] | 无聊的绯闻无聊的绯闻 |
[01:00.32] | 牵动正人君子热心观众那儿个好奇心 |
[01:02.89] | 嘴里的不停告诉别人 |
[01:04.70] | 谁是谁的了 谁是谁的了 |
[01:06.26] | 没有绯闻观众看什么 |
[01:07.88] | 哎呀原来他是俺的偶像 |
[01:11.18] | |
[01:14.06] | 哎呀现在我终于知道真相 |
[01:15.25] | |
[01:17.75] | 到底谁立的这个江湖风云再起之间 |
[01:20.62] | 手里拿着各种道具了解这的恩怨 |
[01:23.30] | 他的武功无敌 |
[01:24.30] | 只能够流血不会流眼泪 |
[01:26.19] | 总有几个美女在身边 |
[01:27.70] | 耍着看不懂的花拳 |
[01:29.95] | 危险时用个替身演员 |
[01:32.39] | 嘿导演完没完 |
[01:33.70] | 机场最后一班 |
[01:34.95] | 明天他还为了福利事业去募捐 |
[01:37.26] | 签好的合同 |
[01:38.32] | 他怎么能够不兑现 |
[01:39.64] | 骗完了热心观众才能够拿到钱 |
[01:42.44] | 什么奇怪产品他都去充当代言 |
[01:44.88] | 那些人想要买的只是他的脸 |
[01:46.89] | 从来不关心那些产品到底是个什么东西 |
[01:49.76] | 他只关心应付完 数钱 |
[01:51.38] | 为什么总会有人不停欺骗 |
[01:53.88] | 为什么总会有人不停受骗 |
[01:55.87] | 哦 煽情的片段我不知看过多少遍 |
[01:59.18] | 有时哭着看 |
[01:59.99] | 有时哭着看见不该哭瞎了所有的眼 |
[02:03.00] | 还是继续看 哭哭哭 |
[02:04.39] | 哭到生活不能自理 |
[02:06.14] | 还要哭哭哭 哭到你都不耐烦 |
[02:08.47] | 然后哭哭哭 哭到生活不能自理 |
[02:10.85] | 还要哭哭哭 哭到你都不耐烦 |
[02:13.18] | 然后你就可以站在台上说着得奖感言 |
[02:16.18] | Ladies and gentleman,刀子们、叉子们,有请 |
[02:20.13] | oh my god oh ye |
[02:21.40] | |
[02:25.58] | 我要感谢那爸爸妈妈兄弟和姐妹 |
[02:27.80] | 还要感谢那情人们为我受的累 |
[02:30.25] | 我要感谢那导演起用我这小字辈 |
[02:32.55] | 我要感谢那给我这奖主办的单位 |
[02:34.71] | |
[02:35.61] | 还要感谢那粉丝们组成啦啦队 |
[02:39.42] | |
[02:39.93] | 我要感谢那上帝菩萨我给你下跪 |
[02:42.56] | 我会继续努力加油 绝对不会胡作非为 |
[02:45.38] | 看到看到了你能怎么样 |
[02:47.32] | 发现发现了还不是一样 |
[02:49.14] | 习惯习惯了还是老模样 |
[02:52.21] | 他却说这个事情是蛮好玩 |
[02:54.73] | 看到看到了你能怎么样 |
[02:57.04] | 发现发现了还不是一样 |
[02:59.53] | 习惯习惯了还是老模样 |
[03:01.85] | 他却说这个事情是蛮好玩 |
[03:04.21] | 不是主持人都会象你那么干 |
[03:06.89] | 经常你在装 经常你习惯 |
[03:09.10] | 已经忘记了自己是个中国人 |
[03:11.34] | 你的妆你的脸你的手你的眼 |
[03:13.36] | 特别是你张口舌头的确生理有缺陷 |
[03:16.49] | 注意看 注意看 |
[03:18.07] | 他又伸出了右手放在镜头的前面 |
[03:21.33] | 各位观众 再来一遍 跟我一起喊 |
[03:23.90] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[03:25.31] | |
[03:28.62] | 我们的世界就是娱乐 |
[03:30.74] | |
[03:33.30] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[03:35.42] | |
[03:38.22] | 我们的世界就是娱乐 |
[03:40.24] | |
[03:43.44] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[03:45.18] | |
[03:48.01] | 我们的世界就是娱乐 |
[03:49.83] | |
[03:53.08] | 我们的生活就是娱乐 |
[03:55.01] | |
[03:57.82] | 我们的世界就是娱乐...... |
[00:10.18] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
[00:14.94] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le |
[00:16.70] | |
[00:19.53] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
[00:21.77] | |
[00:24.27] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le |
[00:26.33] | |
[00:29.07] | ni men chang shen me tiao shen me wei le shen me |
[00:31.38] | ku shen me xiao shen me ren men dou kuai feng le |
[00:34.34] | wo zai dian shi ji qian mian wu biao qing fa zhe dai |
[00:36.79] | shou li na zhe yao kong qi shi bai wu liao lai |
[00:39.11] | ai you na ye wo xiang zhong le mo |
[00:41.52] | bu ting huan zhe suo you de pin dao |
[00:43.14] | guang gao zhi hou geng bu jing cai |
[00:44.32] | ai ya bu hao ai ya ye bu huai |
[00:46.07] | wo shuo zen me mei you wo xiang kan de wo xiang yao de qi guai |
[00:48.96] | wo bu shi ge sha gua dan shi ye gou sha de le |
[00:51.78] | yin wei wu liao sheng huo yi jing ba wo tong hua le |
[00:53.67] | kan shang qu chou lou bu ru shuo shi ren shou |
[00:55.67] | mei ge ren wu bu gan zheng shi zi ji de yao qiu |
[00:58.24] | wu liao de fei wen wu liao de fei wen |
[01:00.32] | qian dong zheng ren jun zi re xin guan zhong na er ge hao qi xin |
[01:02.89] | zui li de bu ting gao su bie ren |
[01:04.70] | shui shi shui de le shui shi shui de le |
[01:06.26] | mei you fei wen guan zhong kan shen me |
[01:07.88] | ai ya yuan lai ta shi an de ou xiang |
[01:11.18] | |
[01:14.06] | ai ya xian zai wo zhong yu zhi dao zhen xiang |
[01:15.25] | |
[01:17.75] | dao di shui li de zhe ge jiang hu feng yun zai qi zhi jian |
[01:20.62] | shou li na zhe ge zhong dao ju liao jie zhe de en yuan |
[01:23.30] | ta de wu gong wu di |
[01:24.30] | zhi neng gou liu xie bu hui liu yan lei |
[01:26.19] | zong you ji ge mei nv zai shen bian |
[01:27.70] | shua zhe kan bu dong de hua quan |
[01:29.95] | wei xian shi yong ge ti shen yan yuan |
[01:32.39] | hei dao yan wan mei wan |
[01:33.70] | ji chang zui hou yi ban |
[01:34.95] | ming tian ta hai wei le fu li shi ye qu mu juan |
[01:37.26] | qian hao de he tong |
[01:38.32] | ta zen me neng gou bu dui xian |
[01:39.64] | pian wan le re xin guan zhong cai neng gou na dao qian |
[01:42.44] | shen me qi guai chan pin ta dou qu chong dang dai yan |
[01:44.88] | nei xie ren xiang yao mai de zhi shi ta de lian |
[01:46.89] | cong lai bu guan xin nei xie chan pin dao di shi ge shen me dong xi |
[01:49.76] | ta zhi guan xin ying fu wan shu qian |
[01:51.38] | wei shi me zong hui you ren bu ting qi pian |
[01:53.88] | wei shi me zong hui you ren bu ting shou pian |
[01:55.87] | o shan qing de pian duan wo bu zhi kan guo duo shao bian |
[01:59.18] | you shi ku zhe kan |
[01:59.99] | you shi ku zhe kan jian bu gai ku xia le suo you de yan |
[02:03.00] | hai shi ji xu kan ku ku ku |
[02:04.39] | ku dao sheng huo bu neng zi li |
[02:06.14] | hai yao ku ku ku ku dao ni dou bu nai fan |
[02:08.47] | ran hou ku ku ku ku dao sheng huo bu neng zi li |
[02:10.85] | hai yao ku ku ku ku dao ni dou bu nai fan |
[02:13.18] | ran hou ni jiu ke yi zhan zai tai shang shuo zhe de jiang gan yan |
[02:16.18] | Ladies and gentleman, dao zi men cha zi men, you qing |
[02:20.13] | oh my god oh ye |
[02:21.40] | |
[02:25.58] | wo yao gan xie na ba ba ma ma xiong di he jie mei |
[02:27.80] | hai yao gan xie na qing ren men wei wo shou de lei |
[02:30.25] | wo yao gan xie na dao yan qi yong wo zhe xiao zi bei |
[02:32.55] | wo yao gan xie na gei wo zhe jiang zhu ban de dan wei |
[02:34.71] | |
[02:35.61] | hai yao gan xie na fen si men zu cheng la la dui |
[02:39.42] | |
[02:39.93] | wo yao gan xie na shang di pu sa wo gei ni xia gui |
[02:42.56] | wo hui ji xu nu li jia you jue dui bu hui hu zuo fei wei |
[02:45.38] | kan dao kan dao le ni neng zen me yang |
[02:47.32] | fa xian fa xian le hai bu shi yi yang |
[02:49.14] | xi guan xi guan le hai shi lao mu yang |
[02:52.21] | ta que shuo zhe ge shi qing shi man hao wan |
[02:54.73] | kan dao kan dao le ni neng zen me yang |
[02:57.04] | fa xian fa xian le hai bu shi yi yang |
[02:59.53] | xi guan xi guan le hai shi lao mu yang |
[03:01.85] | ta que shuo zhe ge shi qing shi man hao wan |
[03:04.21] | bu shi zhu chi ren dou hui xiang ni na me gan |
[03:06.89] | jing chang ni zai zhuang jing chang ni xi guan |
[03:09.10] | yi jing wang ji le zi ji shi ge zhong guo ren |
[03:11.34] | ni de zhuang ni de lian ni de shou ni de yan |
[03:13.36] | te bie shi ni zhang kou she tou di que sheng li you que xian |
[03:16.49] | zhu yi kan zhu yi kan |
[03:18.07] | ta you shen chu le you shou fang zai jing tou de qian mian |
[03:21.33] | ge wei guan zhong zai lai yi bian gen wo yi qi han |
[03:23.90] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
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[03:28.62] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le |
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[03:33.30] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
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[03:38.22] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le |
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[03:43.44] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
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[03:48.01] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le |
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[03:53.08] | wo men de sheng huo jiu shi yu le |
[03:55.01] | |
[03:57.82] | wo men de shi jie jiu shi yu le...... |
[00:10.18] | wǒ men de shēng huó jiù shì yú lè |
[00:14.94] | wǒ men de shì jiè jiù shì yú lè |
[00:16.70] | |
[00:19.53] | wǒ men de shēng huó jiù shì yú lè |
[00:21.77] | |
[00:24.27] | wǒ men de shì jiè jiù shì yú lè |
[00:26.33] | |
[00:29.07] | nǐ men chàng shén me tiào shén me wèi le shén me |
[00:31.38] | kū shén me xiào shén me rén men dōu kuài fēng le |
[00:34.34] | wǒ zài diàn shì jī qián miàn wú biǎo qíng fā zhe dāi |
[00:36.79] | shǒu lǐ ná zhe yáo kòng qì shì bǎi wú liáo lài |
[00:39.11] | āi yōu nà yè wǒ xiàng zhōng le mó |
[00:41.52] | bù tíng huàn zhe suǒ yǒu de pín dào |
[00:43.14] | guǎng gào zhī hòu gèng bù jīng cǎi |
[00:44.32] | āi yā bù hǎo āi yā yě bù huài |
[00:46.07] | wǒ shuō zěn me méi yǒu wǒ xiǎng kàn de wǒ xiǎng yào de qí guài |
[00:48.96] | wǒ bú shì gè shǎ guā dàn shì yě gòu shǎ de le |
[00:51.78] | yīn wèi wú liáo shēng huó yǐ jīng bǎ wǒ tóng huà le |
[00:53.67] | kàn shang qu chǒu lòu bù rú shuō shì rěn shòu |
[00:55.67] | měi ge rén wù bù gǎn zhèng shì zì jǐ de yāo qiú |
[00:58.24] | wú liáo de fēi wén wú liáo de fēi wén |
[01:00.32] | qiān dòng zhèng rén jūn zǐ rè xīn guān zhòng nà ér gè hào qí xīn |
[01:02.89] | zuǐ lǐ de bù tíng gào sù bié rén |
[01:04.70] | shuí shì shuí de le shuí shì shuí de le |
[01:06.26] | méi yǒu fēi wén guān zhòng kàn shén me |
[01:07.88] | āi yā yuán lái tā shì ǎn de ǒu xiàng |
[01:11.18] | |
[01:14.06] | āi yā xiàn zài wǒ zhōng yú zhī dào zhēn xiàng |
[01:15.25] | |
[01:17.75] | dào dǐ shuí lì de zhè gè jiāng hú fēng yún zài qǐ zhī jiān |
[01:20.62] | shǒu lǐ ná zhe gè zhǒng dào jù liǎo jiě zhè de ēn yuàn |
[01:23.30] | tā de wǔ gōng wú dí |
[01:24.30] | zhǐ néng gòu liú xiě bú huì liú yǎn lèi |
[01:26.19] | zǒng yǒu jǐ gè měi nǚ zài shēn biān |
[01:27.70] | shuǎ zhe kàn bu dǒng de huā quán |
[01:29.95] | wēi xiǎn shí yòng gè tì shēn yǎn yuán |
[01:32.39] | hēi dǎo yǎn wán méi wán |
[01:33.70] | jī chǎng zuì hòu yī bān |
[01:34.95] | míng tiān tā hái wèi le fú lì shì yè qù mù juān |
[01:37.26] | qiān hǎo de hé tóng |
[01:38.32] | tā zěn me néng gòu bù duì xiàn |
[01:39.64] | piàn wán le rè xīn guān zhòng cái néng gòu ná dào qián |
[01:42.44] | shén me qí guài chǎn pǐn tā dōu qù chōng dāng dài yán |
[01:44.88] | nèi xiē rén xiǎng yào mǎi de zhǐ shì tā de liǎn |
[01:46.89] | cóng lái bù guān xīn nèi xiē chǎn pǐn dào dǐ shì gè shén me dōng xī |
[01:49.76] | tā zhǐ guān xīn yìng fù wán shù qián |
[01:51.38] | wèi shí me zǒng huì yǒu rén bù tíng qī piàn |
[01:53.88] | wèi shí me zǒng huì yǒu rén bù tíng shòu piàn |
[01:55.87] | ó shān qíng de piàn duàn wǒ bù zhī kàn guò duō shǎo biàn |
[01:59.18] | yǒu shí kū zhe kàn |
[01:59.99] | yǒu shí kū zhe kàn jiàn bù gāi kū xiā le suǒ yǒu de yǎn |
[02:03.00] | hái shì jì xù kàn kū kū kū |
[02:04.39] | kū dào shēng huó bù néng zì lǐ |
[02:06.14] | hái yào kū kū kū kū dào nǐ dōu bù nài fán |
[02:08.47] | rán hòu kū kū kū kū dào shēng huó bù néng zì lǐ |
[02:10.85] | hái yào kū kū kū kū dào nǐ dōu bù nài fán |
[02:13.18] | rán hòu nǐ jiù kě yǐ zhàn zài tái shàng shuō zhe dé jiǎng gǎn yán |
[02:16.18] | Ladies and gentleman, dāo zi men chā zǐ men, yǒu qǐng |
[02:20.13] | oh my god oh ye |
[02:21.40] | |
[02:25.58] | wǒ yào gǎn xiè nà bà bà mā mā xiōng dì hé jiě mèi |
[02:27.80] | hái yào gǎn xiè nà qíng rén men wèi wǒ shòu de lèi |
[02:30.25] | wǒ yào gǎn xiè nà dǎo yǎn qǐ yòng wǒ zhè xiǎo zì bèi |
[02:32.55] | wǒ yào gǎn xiè nà gěi wǒ zhè jiǎng zhǔ bàn de dān wèi |
[02:34.71] | |
[02:35.61] | hái yào gǎn xiè nà fěn sī men zǔ chéng lā lā duì |
[02:39.42] | |
[02:39.93] | wǒ yào gǎn xiè nà shàng dì pú sà wǒ gěi nǐ xià guì |
[02:42.56] | wǒ huì jì xù nǔ lì jiā yóu jué duì bú huì hú zuò fēi wéi |
[02:45.38] | kàn dào kàn dào le nǐ néng zěn me yàng |
[02:47.32] | fā xiàn fā xiàn le hái bú shì yí yàng |
[02:49.14] | xí guàn xí guàn le hái shì lǎo mú yàng |
[02:52.21] | tā què shuō zhè gè shì qíng shì mán hǎo wán |
[02:54.73] | kàn dào kàn dào le nǐ néng zěn me yàng |
[02:57.04] | fā xiàn fā xiàn le hái bú shì yí yàng |
[02:59.53] | xí guàn xí guàn le hái shì lǎo mú yàng |
[03:01.85] | tā què shuō zhè gè shì qíng shì mán hǎo wán |
[03:04.21] | bú shì zhǔ chí rén dōu huì xiàng nǐ nà me gàn |
[03:06.89] | jīng cháng nǐ zài zhuāng jīng cháng nǐ xí guàn |
[03:09.10] | yǐ jīng wàng jì le zì jǐ shì gè zhōng guó rén |
[03:11.34] | nǐ de zhuāng nǐ de liǎn nǐ de shǒu nǐ de yǎn |
[03:13.36] | tè bié shì nǐ zhāng kǒu shé tou dí què shēng lǐ yǒu quē xiàn |
[03:16.49] | zhù yì kàn zhù yì kàn |
[03:18.07] | tā yòu shēn chū le yòu shǒu fàng zài jìng tóu de qián miàn |
[03:21.33] | gè wèi guān zhòng zài lái yī biàn gēn wǒ yì qǐ hǎn |
[03:23.90] | wǒ men de shēng huó jiù shì yú lè |
[03:25.31] | |
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