| [00:00.81] | 醉千觞 |
| [00:01.19] | 【旁白】 |
| [00:02.94] | 古月门的月典中 |
| [00:04.82] | 记载着门中一位只花了500年 |
| [00:07.61] | 便修到距离飞升只有一步之遥的奇才 |
| [00:11.15] | 但不知为什么 |
| [00:13.05] | 这个人的名字 |
| [00:14.35] | 在之后的千百年的里 |
| [00:16.29] | 再也没有出现过 |
| [00:18.10] | |
| [00:19.23] | 阳春三月莺飞草长 小艳疏香 风过湖面清波漾 |
| [00:23.57] | 水映云飘柳绦丝长 小楼初上 横笛一曲满庭芳 |
| [00:28.15] | 浅草绕堤燕戏回廊 小雨微凉 借问杏花何处酿 |
| [00:32.85] | 牧童遥指酒旗斜扬 小桥轻荡 挥鞭打马过横塘 |
| [00:37.47] | 谁修一世仙路长 谁一醉千觞 |
| [00:46.50] | 谁提一剑杀机荡 谁一笑轻狂 |
| [00:54.67] | 【念白】 |
| [00:56.86] | 道士：我是专门除妖的道士，你，不怕么？ |
| [01:01.96] | 妖：怕？为什么要怕？ |
| [01:04.81] | 道士：那……你是觉得能打赢我？ |
| [01:08.65] | 妖：打不赢，但我能跑赢你。 |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:14.40] | 春风夏雨冬雪秋霜 斜月寒阳 钱塘江水望潮涨 |
| [01:19.04] | 蜂逐蝶闹梅艳菊黄 渔歌晚唱 古寺钟送雁成行 |
| [01:23.61] | 谁问神仙逍遥何方 大梦悠长 前尘后世终须忘 |
| [01:28.18] | 谁说纵情又待何妨 芒鞋竹杖 拍手凭他笑路旁 |
| [01:32.84] | 【念白】 |
| [01:33.69] | 妖：你为什么这么想成仙？ |
| [01:35.97] | 道士：呵呵，你不懂。 |
| [01:38.05] | 妖：切！仙界有什么好？ |
| [01:41.56] | 妖：有烤肉么？ |
| [01:42.72] | 妖：有好酒么？ |
| [01:44.36] | 妖：有能随便调戏的美女么？ |
| [01:46.67] | 妖：没有？老子呸，那他妈的是地狱！！ |
| [01:50.00] | 道士：…… |
| [01:50.90] | 谁月下挑灯烛高影长 阅尽天下书章 |
| [02:00.03] | 谁笑登琴台长歌高放 拟将一世疏狂 |
| [02:06.50] | 【念白】 |
| [02:07.10] | 道士：明天是我天劫 |
| [02:09.80] | 妖：哦~~~你偷看邻家大妈洗澡的报应终于来了？ |
| [02:15.53] | 道士：滚！！！ |
| [02:16.64] | 妖：哈哈哈哈……不就是个天劫么？ |
| [02:19.98] | 妖：渡完了记得请我喝酒， |
| [02:22.78] | 妖：你还欠我一顿。 |
| [02:25.92] | 道士：所以说，你不懂啊…… |
| [02:28.29] | 峨眉金顶昆仑天光 蓬莱之上 银河天水映星荡 |
| [02:32.36] | 日升月落山海苍茫 云涛翻浪 瑶池几度桃花香 |
| [02:37.41] | 倚剑看尽几岁枫霜 春秋虚旷 谁知九天路何方 |
| [02:41.98] | 若为君渡仙路一场 千年纵长 再付千年又何妨 |
| [02:45.00] | 【念白】 |
| [02:46.25] | 道士：你怎么会在这里？喂！喂！ |
| [02:49.74] | 妖：别跟嚎丧似的，死不了。 |
| [02:53.53] | 妖：不过就是个把千年的修为， |
| [02:56.71] | 妖：再修回来就是了。 |
| [02:59.53] | 道士：你！你！…… |
| [03:01.37] | 妖：安静，别吵…… |
| [03:04.50] | 谁纵歌长笑抛却流光 撞罢晚山钟响 |
| [03:13.82] | 谁任浮舟一叶随波逐浪 听莲下渔歌唱 |
| [03:22.94] | 谁呼儿将出名剑书章 换尽美酒千觞 |
| [03:32.16] | 谁月下吹遍一曲满庭芳 待谁共醉千觞 |
| [03:41.71] | 【念白】 |
| [03:42.11] | 道士：你~~~可一定要修回来， |
| [03:47.66] | 道士：我还欠着你一顿酒呢。 |
| [03:54.45] |
| [00:00.81] | zui qian shang |
| [00:01.19] | pang bai |
| [00:02.94] | gu yue men de yue dian zhong |
| [00:04.82] | ji zai zhe men zhong yi wei zhi hua le 500 nian |
| [00:07.61] | bian xiu dao ju li fei sheng zhi you yi bu zhi yao de qi cai |
| [00:11.15] | dan bu zhi wei shi me |
| [00:13.05] | zhe ge ren de ming zi |
| [00:14.35] | zai zhi hou de qian bai nian de li |
| [00:16.29] | zai ye mei you chu xian guo |
| [00:18.10] | |
| [00:19.23] | yang chun san yue ying fei cao zhang xiao yan shu xiang feng guo hu mian qing bo yang |
| [00:23.57] | shui ying yun piao liu tao si zhang xiao lou chu shang heng di yi qu man ting fang |
| [00:28.15] | qian cao rao di yan xi hui lang xiao yu wei liang jie wen xing hua he chu niang |
| [00:32.85] | mu tong yao zhi jiu qi xie yang xiao qiao qing dang hui bian da ma guo heng tang |
| [00:37.47] | shui xiu yi shi xian lu chang shui yi zui qian shang |
| [00:46.50] | shui ti yi jian sha ji dang shui yi xiao qing kuang |
| [00:54.67] | nian bai |
| [00:56.86] | dao shi: wo shi zhuan men chu yao de dao shi, ni, bu pa me? |
| [01:01.96] | yao: pa? wei shi me yao pa? |
| [01:04.81] | dao shi: na ni shi jue de neng da ying wo? |
| [01:08.65] | yao: da bu ying, dan wo neng pao ying ni. |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:14.40] | chun feng xia yu dong xue qiu shuang xie yue han yang qian tang jiang shui wang chao zhang |
| [01:19.04] | feng zhu die nao mei yan ju huang yu ge wan chang gu si zhong song yan cheng hang |
| [01:23.61] | shui wen shen xian xiao yao he fang da meng you chang qian chen hou shi zhong xu wang |
| [01:28.18] | shui shuo zong qing you dai he fang mang xie zhu zhang pai shou ping ta xiao lu pang |
| [01:32.84] | nian bai |
| [01:33.69] | yao: ni wei shi me zhe me xiang cheng xian? |
| [01:35.97] | dao shi: he he, ni bu dong. |
| [01:38.05] | yao: qie! xian jie you shen me hao? |
| [01:41.56] | yao: you kao rou me? |
| [01:42.72] | yao: you hao jiu me? |
| [01:44.36] | yao: you neng sui bian tiao xi de mei nv me? |
| [01:46.67] | yao: mei you? lao zi pei, na ta ma de shi di yu!! |
| [01:50.00] | dao shi: |
| [01:50.90] | shui yue xia tiao deng zhu gao ying zhang yue jin tian xia shu zhang |
| [02:00.03] | shui xiao deng qin tai chang ge gao fang ni jiang yi shi shu kuang |
| [02:06.50] | nian bai |
| [02:07.10] | dao shi: ming tian shi wo tian jie |
| [02:09.80] | yao: o ni tou kan lin jia da ma xi zao de bao ying zhong yu lai le? |
| [02:15.53] | dao shi: gun!!! |
| [02:16.64] | yao: ha ha ha ha bu jiu shi ge tian jie me? |
| [02:19.98] | yao: du wan le ji de qing wo he jiu, |
| [02:22.78] | yao: ni hai qian wo yi dun. |
| [02:25.92] | dao shi: suo yi shuo, ni bu dong a |
| [02:28.29] | e mei jin ding kun lun tian guang peng lai zhi shang yin he tian shui ying xing dang |
| [02:32.36] | ri sheng yue luo shan hai cang mang yun tao fan lang yao chi ji du tao hua xiang |
| [02:37.41] | yi jian kan jin ji sui feng shuang chun qiu xu kuang shei zhi jiu tian lu he fang |
| [02:41.98] | ruo wei jun du xian lu yi chang qian nian zong zhang zai fu qian nian you he fang |
| [02:45.00] | nian bai |
| [02:46.25] | dao shi: ni zen me hui zai zhe li? wei! wei! |
| [02:49.74] | yao: bie gen hao sang shi de, si bu liao. |
| [02:53.53] | yao: bu guo jiu shi ge ba qian nian de xiu wei, |
| [02:56.71] | yao: zai xiu hui lai jiu shi le. |
| [02:59.53] | dao shi: ni! ni! |
| [03:01.37] | yao: an jing, bie chao |
| [03:04.50] | shui zong ge chang xiao pao que liu guang zhuang ba wan shan zhong xiang |
| [03:13.82] | shui ren fu zhou yi ye sui bo zhu lang ting lian xia yu ge chang |
| [03:22.94] | shui hu er jiang chu ming jian shu zhang huan jin mei jiu qian shang |
| [03:32.16] | shui yue xia chui bian yi qu man ting fang dai shui gong zui qian shang |
| [03:41.71] | nian bai |
| [03:42.11] | dao shi: ni ke yi ding yao xiu hui lai, |
| [03:47.66] | dao shi: wo hai qian zhe ni yi dun jiu ne. |
| [03:54.45] |
| [00:00.81] | zuì qiān shāng |
| [00:01.19] | páng bái |
| [00:02.94] | gǔ yuè mén de yuè diǎn zhōng |
| [00:04.82] | jì zǎi zhe mén zhōng yī wèi zhǐ huā le 500 nián |
| [00:07.61] | biàn xiū dào jù lí fēi shēng zhǐ yǒu yī bù zhī yáo de qí cái |
| [00:11.15] | dàn bù zhī wèi shí me |
| [00:13.05] | zhè gè rén de míng zì |
| [00:14.35] | zài zhī hòu de qiān bǎi nián de lǐ |
| [00:16.29] | zài yě méi yǒu chū xiàn guò |
| [00:18.10] | |
| [00:19.23] | yáng chūn sān yuè yīng fēi cǎo zhǎng xiǎo yàn shū xiāng fēng guò hú miàn qīng bō yàng |
| [00:23.57] | shuǐ yìng yún piāo liǔ tāo sī zhǎng xiǎo lóu chū shàng héng dí yī qǔ mǎn tíng fāng |
| [00:28.15] | qiǎn cǎo rào dī yàn xì huí láng xiǎo yǔ wēi liáng jiè wèn xìng huā hé chǔ niàng |
| [00:32.85] | mù tóng yáo zhǐ jiǔ qí xié yáng xiǎo qiáo qīng dàng huī biān dǎ mǎ guò héng táng |
| [00:37.47] | shuí xiū yī shì xiān lù cháng shuí yī zuì qiān shāng |
| [00:46.50] | shuí tí yī jiàn shā jī dàng shuí yī xiào qīng kuáng |
| [00:54.67] | niàn bái |
| [00:56.86] | dào shì: wǒ shì zhuān mén chú yāo de dào shì, nǐ, bù pà me? |
| [01:01.96] | yāo: pà? wèi shí me yào pà? |
| [01:04.81] | dào shì: nà nǐ shì jué de néng dǎ yíng wǒ? |
| [01:08.65] | yāo: dǎ bù yíng, dàn wǒ néng pǎo yíng nǐ. |
| [01:11.85] | |
| [01:14.40] | chūn fēng xià yǔ dōng xuě qiū shuāng xié yuè hán yáng qián táng jiāng shuǐ wàng cháo zhǎng |
| [01:19.04] | fēng zhú dié nào méi yàn jú huáng yú gē wǎn chàng gǔ sì zhōng sòng yàn chéng háng |
| [01:23.61] | shuí wèn shén xiān xiāo yáo hé fāng dà mèng yōu cháng qián chén hòu shì zhōng xū wàng |
| [01:28.18] | shuí shuō zòng qíng yòu dài hé fáng máng xié zhú zhàng pāi shǒu píng tā xiào lù páng |
| [01:32.84] | niàn bái |
| [01:33.69] | yāo: nǐ wèi shí me zhè me xiǎng chéng xiān? |
| [01:35.97] | dào shì: hē hē, nǐ bù dǒng. |
| [01:38.05] | yāo: qiè! xiān jiè yǒu shén me hǎo? |
| [01:41.56] | yāo: yǒu kǎo ròu me? |
| [01:42.72] | yāo: yǒu hǎo jiǔ me? |
| [01:44.36] | yāo: yǒu néng suí biàn tiáo xì de měi nǚ me? |
| [01:46.67] | yāo: méi yǒu? lǎo zi pēi, nà tā mā de shì dì yù!! |
| [01:50.00] | dào shì: |
| [01:50.90] | shuí yuè xià tiǎo dēng zhú gāo yǐng zhǎng yuè jǐn tiān xià shū zhāng |
| [02:00.03] | shuí xiào dēng qín tái cháng gē gāo fàng nǐ jiāng yī shì shū kuáng |
| [02:06.50] | niàn bái |
| [02:07.10] | dào shì: míng tiān shì wǒ tiān jié |
| [02:09.80] | yāo: ó nǐ tōu kàn lín jiā dà mā xǐ zǎo de bào yìng zhōng yú lái le? |
| [02:15.53] | dào shì: gǔn!!! |
| [02:16.64] | yāo: hā hā hā hā bù jiù shì gè tiān jié me? |
| [02:19.98] | yāo: dù wán le jì de qǐng wǒ hē jiǔ, |
| [02:22.78] | yāo: nǐ hái qiàn wǒ yī dùn. |
| [02:25.92] | dào shì: suǒ yǐ shuō, nǐ bù dǒng a |
| [02:28.29] | é méi jīn dǐng kūn lún tiān guāng péng lái zhī shàng yín hé tiān shuǐ yìng xīng dàng |
| [02:32.36] | rì shēng yuè luò shān hǎi cāng máng yún tāo fān làng yáo chí jǐ dù táo huā xiāng |
| [02:37.41] | yǐ jiàn kàn jǐn jǐ suì fēng shuāng chūn qiū xū kuàng shéi zhī jiǔ tiān lù hé fāng |
| [02:41.98] | ruò wéi jūn dù xiān lù yī chǎng qiān nián zòng zhǎng zài fù qiān nián yòu hé fáng |
| [02:45.00] | niàn bái |
| [02:46.25] | dào shì: nǐ zěn me huì zài zhè lǐ? wèi! wèi! |
| [02:49.74] | yāo: bié gēn háo sāng shì de, sǐ bù liǎo. |
| [02:53.53] | yāo: bù guò jiù shì gè bǎ qiān nián de xiū wéi, |
| [02:56.71] | yāo: zài xiū huí lái jiù shì le. |
| [02:59.53] | dào shì: nǐ! nǐ! |
| [03:01.37] | yāo: ān jìng, bié chǎo |
| [03:04.50] | shuí zòng gē cháng xiào pāo què liú guāng zhuàng bà wǎn shān zhōng xiǎng |
| [03:13.82] | shuí rèn fú zhōu yī yè suí bō zhú làng tīng lián xià yú gē chàng |
| [03:22.94] | shuí hū ér jiāng chū míng jiàn shū zhāng huàn jìn měi jiǔ qiān shāng |
| [03:32.16] | shuí yuè xià chuī biàn yī qǔ mǎn tíng fāng dài shuí gòng zuì qiān shāng |
| [03:41.71] | niàn bái |
| [03:42.11] | dào shì: nǐ kě yí dìng yào xiū huí lái, |
| [03:47.66] | dào shì: wǒ hái qiàn zhe nǐ yī dùn jiǔ ne. |
| [03:54.45] |
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