| 老张他一早兴冲冲地上班 | |
| 因为今天那是个要发饷的日子 | |
| 他琢磨着上街去买件象样的大衣 | |
| 回家给那个满腹牢骚的婆娘 | |
| 一到了单位门口他遇到了同事小宋 | |
| 他笑眯眯的递上了一张 | |
| 漂亮得刺眼的卡片 | |
| “兄弟，俺下月结婚，记得捧场啊！” | |
| 老张这心里就“咯噔”一声 | |
| ~饿滴神哪！ | |
| 又100没了！又100没了！ | |
| 老王的丈母娘前天刚刚升仙了 | |
| 小李的宝贝儿子下周就是满月 | |
| 表弟的饭馆明天就要开张了 | |
| 老张这刚发的600大洋啊~ | |
| 嘿嘿，全他吗的都要升仙了！升仙了！ | |
| 份子杀死老张 份子杀死老张 | |
| 份子杀死老张 老张就要发狂 | |
| 份子杀死老张 份子杀死老张 | |
| 份子杀死老张 老张要*银行~~ | |
| “表逗了，现在去银行都得排队知道不？ | |
| 俺们一般只开一个小窗户……” | |
| @中国真是礼仪之邦啊~~貌似今天互相攀比的随份子风气愈来愈严重了，教我等千千万万个老张如何得过？2007.6 |
| lao zhang ta yi zao xing chong chong di shang ban | |
| yin wei jin tian na shi ge yao fa xiang de ri zi | |
| ta zuo mo zhe shang jie qu mai jian xiang yang de da yi | |
| hui jia gei na ge man fu lao sao de po niang | |
| yi dao le dan wei men kou ta yu dao le tong shi xiao song | |
| ta xiao mi mi de di shang le yi zhang | |
| piao liang de ci yan di ka pian | |
| " xiong di, an xia yue jie hun, ji de peng chang a!" | |
| lao zhang zhe xin li jiu" ge deng" yi sheng | |
| e di shen na! | |
| you 100 mei le! you 100 mei le! | |
| lao wang de zhang mu niang qian tian gang gang sheng xian le | |
| xiao li de bao bei r zi xia zhou jiu shi man yue | |
| biao di de fan guan ming tian jiu yao kai zhang le | |
| lao zhang zhe gang fa de 600 da yang a | |
| hei hei, quan ta ma de dou yao sheng xian le! sheng xian le! | |
| fen zi sha si lao zhang fen zi sha si lao zhang | |
| fen zi sha si lao zhang lao zhang jiu yao fa kuang | |
| fen zi sha si lao zhang fen zi sha si lao zhang | |
| fen zi sha si lao zhang lao zhang yao yin hang | |
| " biao dou le, xian zai qu yin hang dou de pai dui zhi dao bu? | |
| an men yi ban zhi kai yi ge xiao chuang hu" | |
| zhong guo zhen shi li yi zhi bang a mao si jin tian hu xiang pan bi de sui fen zi feng qi yu lai yu yan zhong le, jiao wo deng qian qian wan wan ge lao zhang ru he de guo? 2007. 6 |
| lǎo zhāng tā yī zǎo xīng chōng chōng dì shàng bān | |
| yīn wèi jīn tiān nà shi gè yào fā xiǎng de rì zi | |
| tā zuó mo zhe shàng jiē qù mǎi jiàn xiàng yàng de dà yī | |
| huí jiā gěi nà gè mǎn fù láo sāo de pó niáng | |
| yí dào le dān wèi mén kǒu tā yù dào le tóng shì xiǎo sòng | |
| tā xiào mī mī de dì shàng le yī zhāng | |
| piào liàng dé cì yǎn dí kǎ piàn | |
| " xiōng dì, ǎn xià yuè jié hūn, jì de pěng chǎng a!" | |
| lǎo zhāng zhè xīn lǐ jiù" gē dēng" yī shēng | |
| è dī shén nǎ! | |
| yòu 100 méi le! yòu 100 méi le! | |
| lǎo wáng de zhàng mǔ niáng qián tiān gāng gāng shēng xiān le | |
| xiǎo lǐ de bǎo bèi r zi xià zhōu jiù shì mǎn yuè | |
| biǎo dì de fàn guǎn míng tiān jiù yào kāi zhāng le | |
| lǎo zhāng zhè gāng fā de 600 dà yáng a | |
| hēi hēi, quán tā ma de dōu yào shēng xiān le! shēng xiān le! | |
| fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng | |
| fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng lǎo zhāng jiù yào fā kuáng | |
| fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng | |
| fèn zi shā sǐ lǎo zhāng lǎo zhāng yào yín háng | |
| " biǎo dòu le, xiàn zài qù yín háng dōu dé pái duì zhī dào bù? | |
| ǎn men yì bān zhǐ kāi yí gè xiǎo chuāng hù" | |
| zhōng guó zhēn shì lǐ yí zhī bāng a mào sì jīn tiān hù xiāng pān bǐ de suí fèn zi fēng qì yù lái yù yán zhòng le, jiào wǒ děng qiān qiān wàn wàn gè lǎo zhāng rú hé dé guò? 2007. 6 |
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