| [00:40.06] | 为人嘛都要说实话，弄虚作假了等着挨砖头 |
| [01:03.58] | 你大舅你二舅都是你舅 |
| [01:08.56] | 高桌子低板凳都是木头 |
| [01:33.65] | 你大舅你二舅都是你舅 |
| [01:38.30] | 她干爹也可能是她的男朋友 |
| [02:19.07] | 走一步退两步全当没走 |
| [02:23.15] | 一头牛两头驴都是牲口 |
| [02:47.44] | 瞎婆娘，好婆娘，都是婆娘 |
| [02:58.59] | 没婆娘实在是憋的慌 |
| [03:21.33] | 好皇上，坏皇上，都是皇上 |
| [03:26.76] | 没有皇上世道乱荒荒 |
| [04:13.87] | （以下改编秦腔《血泪仇》片段） |
| [04:17.51] | 你是中国的委员长 |
| [04:23.66] | 为什么你的大小官员联保军队一个一个似豺狼 |
| [04:35.23] | 看起来你就不是一个好皇上 |
| [04:45.78] | 无道的昏君把民伤 |
| [04:52.08] | 河南陕西都一样 |
| [04:58.32] | 走到处百姓受遭殃 |
| [05:03.88] | 我不向南走往北上 |
| [05:09.92] | 但愿得到边区能有下场 |
| [00:40.06] | wei ren ma dou yao shuo shi hua, nong xu zuo jia le deng zhe ai zhuan tou |
| [01:03.58] | ni da jiu ni er jiu dou shi ni jiu |
| [01:08.56] | gao zhuo zi di ban deng dou shi mu tou |
| [01:33.65] | ni da jiu ni er jiu dou shi ni jiu |
| [01:38.30] | ta gan die ye ke neng shi ta de nan peng you |
| [02:19.07] | zou yi bu tui liang bu quan dang mei zou |
| [02:23.15] | yi tou niu liang tou lv dou shi sheng kou |
| [02:47.44] | xia po niang, hao po niang, dou shi po niang |
| [02:58.59] | mei po niang shi zai shi bie de huang |
| [03:21.33] | hao huang shang, huai huang shang, dou shi huang shang |
| [03:26.76] | mei you huang shang shi dao luan huang huang |
| [04:13.87] | yi xia gai bian qin qiang xue lei chou pian duan |
| [04:17.51] | ni shi zhong guo de wei yuan zhang |
| [04:23.66] | wei shi me ni de da xiao guan yuan lian bao jun dui yi ge yi ge shi chai lang |
| [04:35.23] | kan qi lai ni jiu bu shi yi ge hao huang shang |
| [04:45.78] | wu dao de hun jun ba min shang |
| [04:52.08] | he nan shan xi dou yi yang |
| [04:58.32] | zou dao chu bai xing shou zao yang |
| [05:03.88] | wo bu xiang nan zou wang bei shang |
| [05:09.92] | dan yuan de dao bian qu neng you xia chang |
| [00:40.06] | wéi rén ma dōu yào shuō shí huà, nòng xū zuò jiǎ le děng zhe āi zhuān tóu |
| [01:03.58] | nǐ dà jiù nǐ èr jiù dōu shì nǐ jiù |
| [01:08.56] | gāo zhuō zi dī bǎn dèng dōu shì mù tou |
| [01:33.65] | nǐ dà jiù nǐ èr jiù dōu shì nǐ jiù |
| [01:38.30] | tā gān diē yě kě néng shì tā de nán péng yǒu |
| [02:19.07] | zǒu yī bù tuì liǎng bù quán dāng méi zǒu |
| [02:23.15] | yī tóu niú liǎng tóu lǘ dōu shì shēng kǒu |
| [02:47.44] | xiā pó niáng, hǎo pó niáng, dōu shì pó niáng |
| [02:58.59] | méi pó niáng shí zài shì biē de huāng |
| [03:21.33] | hǎo huáng shàng, huài huáng shàng, dōu shì huáng shàng |
| [03:26.76] | méi yǒu huáng shàng shì dào luàn huāng huāng |
| [04:13.87] | yǐ xià gǎi biān qín qiāng xuè lèi chóu piàn duàn |
| [04:17.51] | nǐ shì zhōng guó de wěi yuán zhǎng |
| [04:23.66] | wèi shí me nǐ de dà xiǎo guān yuán lián bǎo jūn duì yí gè yí gè shì chái láng |
| [04:35.23] | kàn qǐ lái nǐ jiù bú shì yí gè hǎo huáng shàng |
| [04:45.78] | wú dào de hūn jūn bǎ mín shāng |
| [04:52.08] | hé nán shǎn xī dōu yí yàng |
| [04:58.32] | zǒu dào chù bǎi xìng shòu zāo yāng |
| [05:03.88] | wǒ bù xiàng nán zǒu wǎng běi shàng |
| [05:09.92] | dàn yuàn dé dào biān qū néng yǒu xià chǎng |
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