| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 李雪莱 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 李雪莱 |
| [00:03.50] | 李白：张博闻 |
| [00:05.23] | 杜甫：李雪莱 |
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| [00:29.10] | 我今天早上起来看了一下手机 |
| [00:33.43] | 某个基地给我推送歌曲信息 |
| [00:36.93] | 一首一首都是古风歌曲 |
| [00:40.17] | 海报做的大同小异 |
| [00:44.16] | 随便点开两首听了那么几句 |
| [00:47.26] | 风啊月啊杨树柳树搞我一身鸡皮 |
| [00:50.94] | 我用尽全身力气点了关闭 |
| [00:54.25] | 跟耳朵说对不起 |
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| [03:26.07][02:57.56][00:57.79] | 我不会写什么古风 |
| [03:29.30][03:00.76][01:01.03] | 我写歌全都靠哼哼 |
| [03:33.03][03:04.60][01:04.65] | 我只懂旋律应该 让大家觉得愉快 |
| [03:36.68][03:08.22][01:08.53] | 歌词写出我的梦 |
| [03:40.44][03:11.63][01:12.21] | 我不会写什么古风 |
| [03:43.53][03:14.99][01:15.39] | 那歌词看得我牙疼 |
| [03:46.78][03:18.54][01:18.97] | 都到了什么年代 家里买不起白菜 |
| [03:50.92][03:22.51][01:22.65] | 还做什么前朝梦 |
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| [01:26.99] | 李白：哟，杜兄在忙什么 |
| [01:30.39] | 杜甫：哦，在练琴 |
| [01:32.27] | 李白：杜兄好勤奋啊，我前些时日有作诗一首，还望杜兄指正 |
| [01:41.14] | 杜甫：不敢不敢。静夜思！好诗好诗啊！我顿时兽性，哦不，曲性大发，我为此诗谱一曲吧 |
| [01:53.51] | 李白：好啊好啊 |
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| [02:37.59][02:23.12][02:08.89][01:55.02] | 床前明月光 |
| [02:40.61][02:26.58][02:12.44][01:58.39] | 疑是地上霜 |
| [02:44.28][02:30.22][02:16.03][02:02.02] | 举头望明月 |
| [02:48.04][02:33.79][02:19.73][02:05.29] | 低头思故乡 |
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| [02:51.31] | 李白：那我们一起去寻找免费的编曲吧 |
| [02:54.57] | 杜甫：好啊好啊 |
| [02:56.06] | 呵哈哈哈哈哈哈…… |
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| [03:54.58] | 杜甫：什么？！编曲还要钱！你丫掉钱眼儿里了吧 |
| [03:59.13] | 李白：就是！我俩又写词又写曲都不要钱 |
| [04:01.80] | 音乐是神圣的好么 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : li xue lai |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : li xue lai |
| [00:03.50] | li bai: zhang bo wen |
| [00:05.23] | du fu: li xue lai |
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| [00:29.10] | wo jin tian zao shang qi lai kan le yi xia shou ji |
| [00:33.43] | mou ge ji di gei wo tui song ge qu xin xi |
| [00:36.93] | yi shou yi shou du shi gu feng ge qu |
| [00:40.17] | hai bao zuo de da tong xiao yi |
| [00:44.16] | sui bian dian kai liang shou ting le na me ji ju |
| [00:47.26] | feng a yue a yang shu liu shu gao wo yi shen ji pi |
| [00:50.94] | wo yong jin quan shen li qi dian le guan bi |
| [00:54.25] | gen er duo shuo dui bu qi |
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| [03:26.07][02:57.56][00:57.79] | wo bu hui xie shen me gu feng |
| [03:29.30][03:00.76][01:01.03] | wo xie ge quan dou kao heng heng |
| [03:33.03][03:04.60][01:04.65] | wo zhi dong xuan lv ying gai rang da jia jue de yu kuai |
| [03:36.68][03:08.22][01:08.53] | ge ci xie chu wo de meng |
| [03:40.44][03:11.63][01:12.21] | wo bu hui xie shen me gu feng |
| [03:43.53][03:14.99][01:15.39] | na ge ci kan de wo ya teng |
| [03:46.78][03:18.54][01:18.97] | dou dao le shen me nian dai jia li mai bu qi bai cai |
| [03:50.92][03:22.51][01:22.65] | hai zuo shi mo qian chao meng |
| [03:53.99][03:25.15][01:25.67] | |
| [01:26.99] | li bai: yo, du xiong zai mang shen me |
| [01:30.39] | du fu: o, zai lian qin |
| [01:32.27] | li bai: du xiong hao qin fen a, wo qian xie shi ri you zuo shi yi shou, hai wang du xiong zhi zheng |
| [01:41.14] | du fu: bu gan bu gan. jing ye si! hao shi hao shi a! wo dun shi shou xing, o bu, qu xing da fa, wo wei ci shi pu yi qu ba |
| [01:53.51] | li bai: hao a hao a |
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| [02:37.59][02:23.12][02:08.89][01:55.02] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
| [02:40.61][02:26.58][02:12.44][01:58.39] | yi shi di shang shuang |
| [02:44.28][02:30.22][02:16.03][02:02.02] | ju tou wang ming yue |
| [02:48.04][02:33.79][02:19.73][02:05.29] | di tou si gu xiang |
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| [02:51.31] | li bai: na wo men yi qi qu xun zhao mian fei de bian qu ba |
| [02:54.57] | du fu: hao a hao a |
| [02:56.06] | a ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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| [03:54.58] | du fu: shen me?! bian qu hai yao qian! ni ya diao qian yan er li le ba |
| [03:59.13] | li bai: jiu shi! wo lia you xie ci you xie qu dou bu yao qian |
| [04:01.80] | yin yue shi shen sheng de hao me |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:03.50] | lǐ bái: zhāng bó wén |
| [00:05.23] | dù fǔ: lǐ xuě lái |
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| [00:29.10] | wǒ jīn tiān zǎo shàng qǐ lái kàn le yī xià shǒu jī |
| [00:33.43] | mǒu gè jī dì gěi wǒ tuī sòng gē qǔ xìn xī |
| [00:36.93] | yī shǒu yī shǒu dū shì gǔ fēng gē qǔ |
| [00:40.17] | hǎi bào zuò de dà tóng xiǎo yì |
| [00:44.16] | suí biàn diǎn kāi liǎng shǒu tīng le nà me jǐ jù |
| [00:47.26] | fēng a yuè a yáng shù liǔ shù gǎo wǒ yī shēn jī pí |
| [00:50.94] | wǒ yòng jìn quán shēn lì qì diǎn le guān bì |
| [00:54.25] | gēn ěr duǒ shuō duì bù qǐ |
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| [03:26.07][02:57.56][00:57.79] | wǒ bú huì xiě shén me gǔ fēng |
| [03:29.30][03:00.76][01:01.03] | wǒ xiě gē quán dōu kào hēng hēng |
| [03:33.03][03:04.60][01:04.65] | wǒ zhǐ dǒng xuán lǜ yīng gāi ràng dà jiā jué de yú kuài |
| [03:36.68][03:08.22][01:08.53] | gē cí xiě chū wǒ de mèng |
| [03:40.44][03:11.63][01:12.21] | wǒ bú huì xiě shén me gǔ fēng |
| [03:43.53][03:14.99][01:15.39] | nà gē cí kàn de wǒ yá téng |
| [03:46.78][03:18.54][01:18.97] | dōu dào le shén me nián dài jiā lǐ mǎi bu qǐ bái cài |
| [03:50.92][03:22.51][01:22.65] | hái zuò shí mǒ qián cháo mèng |
| [03:53.99][03:25.15][01:25.67] | |
| [01:26.99] | lǐ bái: yō, dù xiōng zài máng shén me |
| [01:30.39] | dù fǔ: ó, zài liàn qín |
| [01:32.27] | lǐ bái: dù xiōng hǎo qín fèn a, wǒ qián xiē shí rì yǒu zuò shī yī shǒu, hái wàng dù xiōng zhǐ zhèng |
| [01:41.14] | dù fǔ: bù gǎn bù gǎn. jìng yè sī! hǎo shī hǎo shī a! wǒ dùn shí shòu xìng, ó bù, qū xìng dà fā, wǒ wèi cǐ shī pǔ yī qǔ ba |
| [01:53.51] | lǐ bái: hǎo a hǎo a |
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| [02:37.59][02:23.12][02:08.89][01:55.02] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
| [02:40.61][02:26.58][02:12.44][01:58.39] | yí shì dì shàng shuāng |
| [02:44.28][02:30.22][02:16.03][02:02.02] | jǔ tóu wàng míng yuè |
| [02:48.04][02:33.79][02:19.73][02:05.29] | dī tóu sī gù xiāng |
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| [02:51.31] | lǐ bái: nà wǒ men yì qǐ qù xún zhǎo miǎn fèi de biān qǔ ba |
| [02:54.57] | dù fǔ: hǎo a hǎo a |
| [02:56.06] | ā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
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| [03:54.58] | dù fǔ: shén me?! biān qǔ hái yào qián! nǐ yā diào qián yǎn ér lǐ le ba |
| [03:59.13] | lǐ bái: jiù shì! wǒ liǎ yòu xiě cí yòu xiě qū dōu bú yào qián |
| [04:01.80] | yīn yuè shì shén shèng de hǎo me |
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