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nǐ gàn ma?...... nǐ gàn ma?...... nǐ gàn ma?...... nǐ gàn ma?...... |
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nǐ gàn ma? " nǐ dòng wǒ gàn ma?" |
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nǐ gàn ma? " nǐ zhuāi wǒ gàn ma?" |
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nǐ gàn ma? " nǐ shuō wǒ gàn ma?" |
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nǐ gàn ma? " nǐ gàn ma?" " zhēn gòu le!" |
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wǒ chū zhōng shù xué lǎo shī tā shì dōng běi lái de, zhǐ yào yī shàng kè tā jiù mǎn kǒu dōng běi qiāng: |
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" tóng xué men, shàng kè la, bié shuō huà, kàn shū!" |
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zhè wǒ men zhèi xiē chū zhōng xiǎo tóng xué dōu tīng de hěn yù mèn |
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zěn me pǔ tōng huà dōu bù guò guān hái gǎn chū lái hùn |
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kěn dìng bú shì xiào lǐng dǎo de qīn qī jiù shì shì jiào wěi de guān xì |
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fǎn zhèng zhè gè bié jiǎo lǎo shī jiù chéng le wǒ de tiān dí. |
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měi tiān wǒ yī shàng kè tā jiù wèn: " shā zhōu, zuò yè jiāo le ma?" |
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tōng cháng wǒ xiān huí dá yí gè: " ?!" lái biǎo shì wǒ de mí máng. |
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rán hòu zài zhǎn kāi huàn xiǎng, měi tiān de gù shì dōu bù yí yàng, ér qiě chū kǒu chéng zhāng: |
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" āi yā wǒ jiāo la, wǒ jiāo la, nǐ méi kàn jiàn ma? āi yā zán men shù xué kè dài biǎo yòu gěi wǒ nòng diū la!" |
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huò zhě" bù hǎo yì sī ya lǎo shī, wǒ wàng jiā lǐ la, bié jí wǒ zhè jiù huí qù ná! āi yā wàng dài yào shi la!" hēi hēi hēi! |
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wǒ shàng kè chī diǎn dōng xī tā shuō: " shā zhōu, bié yē zhe!" |
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wǒ hē le kǒu shuǐ tā yòu shuō: " shā zhōu, bié qiāng zhe!" |
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wǒ kào, wǒ zěn me dé zuì nǐ le, nǐ jiù gēn wǒ guò bù qù, wǒ běn lái měi hǎo de shēng huó ràng nǐ gǎo de xiàng xià le dì yù. |
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nà yì tiān, tā wǒ jiào dào le tā de bàn gōng shì, wǒ kàn zhe tā yín dàng de xiào jiù zhī dào méi hǎo shì |
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tā wèn wǒ rèn bù rèn cuò, wǒ yī liǎn de mí huò: |
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" wǒ kào wǒ yòu zěn me le? wǒ shì bú shì shàng bèi zi qiàn nǐ le?" |
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tā shuō wǒ shàng kè bù tīng jiǎng, wǒ shuō: " wǒ tīng la!", |
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tā shuō wǒ gēn tóng wèi shuō huà, wǒ shuō: " wǒ méi shuō!", |
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tā shuō: " nǐ shuō la!", wǒ shuō: " wǒ jiù méi shuō!", |
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tā shuō: " wǒ kàn jiàn nǐ shuō la!" wǒ shuō: " nà shi nǐ yǎn huā la!" |
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tā shuō: " nǐ bù tīng huà!", wǒ shuō: " nǐ bù jiǎng lǐ!" |
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tā shuō: " nǐ méi jiào yǎng!" wǒ shuō: " wǒ bǐ nǐ qiáng!" |
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tā shuō: " nǐ míng tiān jiào jiā zhǎng!" wǒ shuō: " wǒ bù jiào!" |
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zhè shí hòu tā shàng huǒ la! tā zhuāi zhe wǒ bù fàng! wǒ shuō: |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ fàng kāi wǒ lái!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ zhuāi wǒ gàn ma!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ hái dòng shǒu le lái!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' bù lái zhè yàng de áng!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' wǒ shuō le wǒ méi shuō me!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' wǒ piàn nǐ shì de a!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' sōng kāi lái sōng kāi!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ zhè gàn ma?!'" |
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" zhēn gòu le!" |
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děng shàng le zhí gāo, wǒ yǐ wéi zì jǐ lái dào le tiān táng |
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chuán shuō zhè lǐ de lǎo shī dōu bù zǎ dì kě nǚ shēng hěn piào liàng |
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dàn dāng wǒ yī zǒu jìn jiào shī, wǒ yī tóu zhā zài dì shàng |
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zěn me chuán shuō zhōng de měi nǚ zhǎng de dōu xiàng lín jū dà niáng? |
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āi! wǒ gǎn jué shàng liǎo dàng, wǒ xīn lǐ hěn bù shuǎng |
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wǒ xīn xiǎng jì rán zhè yàng hái shì yāo hǎo hào xué xí tiān tiān xiàng shàng |
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wǒ bù gǎo duì xiàng, wǒ yào ràng lǎo shī biǎo yáng, jiù suàn wǒ dāng bù liǎo bān zhǎng, yě zhì shǎo dāng gè xiǎo zǔ zhǎng! |
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bù guò, xiàn shí yǒng yuǎn dōu bù jí xiǎng xiàng, hǎo jǐng bù cháng, wǒ de dì èr gè tiān dí jiù yào dēng chǎng |
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tā de míng zì wǒ zǎo yǐ yí wàng |
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dàn shì tā nà zhǎng bàn sǐ bù huó de liǎn zǒng shì zài wǒ de mèng lǐ chū xiàn! |
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zhēn tǎo yàn! |
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wǒ zhēn xiǎng shuō yí gè zì" jiàn"! |
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wǒ zhēn xī wàng tā néng tīng jiàn, rán hòu guì zài wǒ de miàn qián |
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zhè gè jiào mào yì de SB, yǐ wéi zì jǐ yǒu duō měi lì |
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bù zhī dào měi tiān wǎng tā de xiōng zhào lǐ miàn sāi duō shǎo dōng xī. |
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yě jiù shì gè dà zhuān bì yè hái jué de zì jǐ hěn NB |
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dàn dāng tā yī kāi kǒu wǒ jiù zhī dào yòu shì gè jí mò de! |
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kě qí shí běn lái yī kāi shǐ wǒ yě tǐng xǐ huān tā de, |
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dàn shì yǒu yì tiān tā bǎ wǒ jiào dào le jiào shì mén kǒu, duì zhe qiáng bì, duì wǒ shuō: |
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" shā zhōu nǐ suàn gè shén me wán yì! |
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wǒ shuō de huà nǐ gǎn bù tīng! |
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wǒ xiě de zì nǐ gǎn bù jì! |
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ràng nǐ bèi tí nǐ bù yuàn yì |
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ràng nǐ kǎo shì nǐ hái zuò bì! |
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nǐ yào bú yào nǐ nà gè liǎn pí? |
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nǐ xìn bù xìn wǒ kāi chú nǐ?"! |
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wǒ shuō: " lǎo shī nǐ bié shēng qì, nǐ wěn dìng yī xià qíng xù |
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nǐ shuō de méi yǒu gēn jù, wǒ yǐ jīng fēi cháng nǔ lì |
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wǒ qián zhèn shēng bìng zài jiā, wǒ gāng gāng kāi shǐ xué xí |
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ér qiě zuì jìn xīn qíng bù hǎo, nǐ bù néng wéi wǒ kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ?". |
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tā shuō: " nǐ fàng pì! nǐ zhè yàng xué shēng wǒ jiàn duō la! |
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nǐ jiù shì méi liǎn méi pí! |
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yǐ hòu shàng wǒ de kè nǐ gěi wǒ gǔn chū qù! gǔn chū qù!! gǔn chū qù!!! |
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nǐ kuài gěi wǒ gǔn gǔn nǐ gǔn.." |
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" ō ō" |
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zhè shí tā tǔ le wǒ yī liǎn de tuò mò xīng hái zhuāi qǐ le wǒ de chèn yī wǒ shuō: |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ zhuāi wǒ gàn ma?!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ zěn me dōu yuàn zhuāi wǒ?'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' fàng kāi lái fàng kāi!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' bié lái zhè yī tào áng!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' wǒ zhēn jīng le!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' wǒ bù gēn nèn yì bān jiàn shí áng!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' nǐ gěi wǒ zhuāi huài le nǐ!'" |
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" nǐ gàn ma!?' wǒ gāng mǎi de chèn yī!'" |
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" zhēn gòu le!" |
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" sōng kāi lái sōng kāi |
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nǐ gàn ma?... ō nǐ gàn ma?...... |
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nǐ gàn ma a nǐ?... kuài sōng kāi lái wǒ rě le nǐ le me?... |
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bié dòng wǒ le fàng kāi shǒu fàng kāi shǒu ná kāi!...... ō!... ō!... |
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nǐ gàn ma?...... nǐ kuài sōng kāi sōng kāi" |