| Take a seat | |
| There's something I should tell you | |
| I don't wanna scare you | |
| It's hard for me | |
| You deserve my honesty | |
| I'm trying to be responsible | |
| You need to understand | |
| It's not the way I planned it | |
| It's not at all | |
| Are you sitting comfortable? | |
| This is gonna be difficult | |
| It's not easy to say | |
| I wouldn't want you to take it the wrong way | |
| I liked you better before you knew me | |
| You were the girl next door | |
| But you're not anymore, it's freaky | |
| You were Hannah Montana | |
| But now you're licking things like Miley | |
| You were cinematic | |
| Now I made you a TV movie | |
| It's to be, so amuse me | |
| Because you were better before you knew me | |
| I'm totally the one to blame | |
| I have known for ages | |
| I must be contagious | |
| We're the same | |
| And I'm the one that made you lame | |
| Every time I look at you | |
| I see my reflection | |
| Covering perfection | |
| It's such a bumout view | |
| Seeing what you turned into | |
| This is gonna be difficult | |
| But it has to be said | |
| Everyone wants the old you back instead | |
| I liked you better before you knew me | |
| You were high definition | |
| Now you're barely 720 | |
| You were a health fanatic | |
| Now you're a Ben and Jerry's junkie | |
| You were all about positions | |
| Now you're stuck in missionary | |
| But Mary, so amuse me | |
| Because you were better before you knew me | |
| It's not too late for you | |
| To move on to someone new | |
| Stop doing things that I would do | |
| Woah | |
| Turns out my ignorance | |
| Sucks as an influence | |
| So run, baby while you've got the chance | |
| You were better before you knew me | |
| You were S Club 7 | |
| Now you look like a Slipknot groupie | |
| We were Brangelina | |
| Now we're lookin' more like Speidi (like Speidi) | |
| You were a Peace Corps hippy | |
| And you're playin' Call of Duty nightly | |
| And hungry for newbies | |
| I liked you better before you knew me | |
| You were the girl next door | |
| But you're not anymore, It's freaky | |
| You were high definition | |
| Now you're barely 720 | |
| You were "Oops I did it-" | |
| But now you're like a shaven Britney | |
| So leave me | |
| I'm sorry | |
| I liked you better before you knew me |