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I'm very excited to be here yet again |
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It's an honour to be nominated of course |
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Bla bla bla... |
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Well that Brits night was so fucking boring |
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Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene |
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Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning |
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Look the wrong way and we end up brawling |
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When I had a bit of beef with you know who |
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And I fucked a few female stars or two |
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Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed |
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Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news |
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Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best |
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Second person in my year to have touched a breast |
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I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed |
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Here's the midlife crisis I guess |
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Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all |
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I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
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Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
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No thanks, Sir, this one's for you |
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It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
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So fucking dull and professional and timid |
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To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
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I still want to get laid by you, right |
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Now I know I've got fat, but make no mistake |
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Every million that I make they bake me a cake |
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So I've got plenty, a hundred and twenty |
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Wear clothes of tweed like Amanda Gentry |
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I still want to get you naked |
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I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it |
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I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning |
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A Knebworth shape but twice as frightening |
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If they can't be bothered then I promise you this |
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If they won't entertain you then I'll do my fucking best |
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Still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
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Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
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No thanks, Sir, this one's for you |
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It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
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So fucking corporate and professional and timid |
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To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
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I still want to get laid by you |
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Would you let me lay you down right here? |
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Would you let me live? |
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Still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
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Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
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No thanks, Sir, this one's for you |
| [03:22.80] |
It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
| [03:26.79] |
So fucking dull and professional and timid |
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To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |
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I'm still looking for an answer through the looking grass |
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Still not concentrating at the back of the class |
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No thanks, Sir, this one's for you |
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Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it |
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So fucking corporate and professional and timid |
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To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer |