[ti:新世纪四大酷刑] | |
[al:负负得正] | |
[ar:鲸鱼岛乐队] | |
[0:01.278] | 丑矮穷胖 四大酷刑 |
[0:04.293] | 摊上一条 不得安宁 |
[0:07.391] | 样样占全 叫天不灵 |
[0:10.102] | 犯贱作死 生死不明 |
[0:14.017] | 哇哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
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[0:19.279] | 新世纪四大酷刑 |
[0:23.484] | 鲸鱼岛乐队 |
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[0:27.725] | 你说你长得不帅可是很温柔 |
[0:32.248] | 没有女朋友只是缘分还不够 Yeah |
[0:36.753] | 又是交配时候可你还是单身狗 狗 狗狗狗 |
[0:42.414] | 孤独就是因为丑 |
[0:44.814] | 你说茫茫人海幸福总是看不见 |
[0:49.060] | 奋力一跳也够不到女神的指尖 |
[0:53.428] | 说你傻你以为走上呆萌的路线 |
[0:57.779] | 又矮又蠢又犯贱 |
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[1:01.256] | 肯定没有明天 |
[1:03.243] | 因为矮 因为丑 因为智商不如狗 |
[1:07.894] | 不是人好加温柔 女神就能跟你走 |
[1:11.794] | 就算矮 就算丑 有钱照样泡到妞 |
[1:17.132] | 金卡黑卡拿出手 大家都是好朋友 |
[1:22.743] | 因为矮 因为丑 因为智商不如狗 |
[1:24.865] | 不是人好加温柔 女神就能跟你走 |
[1:26.935] | 就算矮 就算丑 有钱照样泡到妞 |
[1:29.145] | 金卡黑卡拿出手 大家都是好朋友 |
[1:31.224] | 因为矮 因为丑 因为智商不如狗 |
[1:33.379] | 不是人好加温柔 女神就能跟你走 |
[1:35.500] | 就算矮 就算丑 有钱照样泡到妞 |
[1:37.636] | 金卡黑卡拿出手 大家都是好朋友 |
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[1:42.121] | 午饭时刻还是不知应该怎么选 |
[1:46.384] | 麻辣红烧肉还是诱人的海鲜 |
[1:51.159] | 不是选择恐惧 只是因为你没钱 钱 钱钱钱 |
[1:56.751] | 人家一顿饭够你吃好几年 |
[1:59.675] | 才华就像怀孕只能时间来检验 |
[2:03.427] | 可B超扫过除了脂肪啥都看不见 |
[2:08.102] | 一刀捅过肉厚没死谁说你安全 |
[2:12.096] | 人胖不会有明天 |
[2:15.500] | 死也是土肥圆 |
[2:17.056] | 因为穷 因为胖 因为没钱还爱浪 |
[2:22.365] | 胖得变形没人样 人生如何有希望 |
[2:26.200] | 就算穷 就算胖 看看人家鲸三胖 |
[2:30.459] | 热爱祖国热爱党 就能成为好栋梁 |
[2:35.520] | 又矮又丑 又矮又丑 |
[2:37.438] | 又胖又穷 又胖又穷 |
[2:39.553] | 又矮又穷 又矮又穷 |
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[2:43.747] | 又矮又穷 又矮又穷 |
[2:46.088] | 又胖又穷 又胖又穷 |
[2:48.000] | 又矮又丑 又矮又丑 |
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[2:57.851] | 如果大海能够 |
[3:00.531] | 带走我的矮丑 |
[3:02.947] | 就想带走每条河流 |
[3:08.444] | 唉~~~ |
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ti: xin shi ji si da ku xing | |
al: fu fu de zheng | |
ar: jing yu dao yue dui | |
[0:01.278] | chou ai qiong pang si da ku xing |
[0:04.293] | tan shang yi tiao bu de an ning |
[0:07.391] | yang yang zhan quan jiao tian bu ling |
[0:10.102] | fan jian zuo si sheng si bu ming |
[0:14.017] | wa ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[0:17.000] | |
[0:19.279] | xin shi ji si da ku xing |
[0:23.484] | jing yu dao yue dui |
[0:27.178] | |
[0:27.725] | ni shuo ni zhang de bu shuai ke shi hen wen rou |
[0:32.248] | mei you nv peng you zhi shi yuan fen hai bu gou Yeah |
[0:36.753] | you shi jiao pei shi hou ke ni hai shi dan shen gou gou gou gou gou |
[0:42.414] | gu du jiu shi yin wei chou |
[0:44.814] | ni shuo mang mang ren hai xing fu zong shi kan bu jian |
[0:49.060] | fen li yi tiao ye gou bu dao nv shen de zhi jian |
[0:53.428] | shuo ni sha ni yi wei zou shang dai meng de lu xian |
[0:57.779] | you ai you chun you fan jian |
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[1:01.256] | ken ding mei you ming tian |
[1:03.243] | yin wei ai yin wei chou yin wei zhi shang bu ru gou |
[1:07.894] | bu shi ren hao jia wen rou nv shen jiu neng gen ni zou |
[1:11.794] | jiu suan ai jiu suan chou you qian zhao yang pao dao niu |
[1:17.132] | jin ka hei ka na chu shou da jia dou shi hao peng you |
[1:22.743] | yin wei ai yin wei chou yin wei zhi shang bu ru gou |
[1:24.865] | bu shi ren hao jia wen rou nv shen jiu neng gen ni zou |
[1:26.935] | jiu suan ai jiu suan chou you qian zhao yang pao dao niu |
[1:29.145] | jin ka hei ka na chu shou da jia dou shi hao peng you |
[1:31.224] | yin wei ai yin wei chou yin wei zhi shang bu ru gou |
[1:33.379] | bu shi ren hao jia wen rou nv shen jiu neng gen ni zou |
[1:35.500] | jiu suan ai jiu suan chou you qian zhao yang pao dao niu |
[1:37.636] | jin ka hei ka na chu shou da jia dou shi hao peng you |
[1:40.037] | |
[1:42.121] | wu fan shi ke hai shi bu zhi ying gai zen me xuan |
[1:46.384] | ma la hong shao rou hai shi you ren de hai xian |
[1:51.159] | bu shi xuan ze kong ju zhi shi yin wei ni mei qian qian qian qian qian |
[1:56.751] | ren jia yi dun fan gou ni chi hao ji nian |
[1:59.675] | cai hua jiu xiang huai yun zhi neng shi jian lai jian yan |
[2:03.427] | ke B chao sao guo chu le zhi fang sha dou kan bu jian |
[2:08.102] | yi dao tong guo rou hou mei si shui shuo ni an quan |
[2:12.096] | ren pang bu hui you ming tian |
[2:15.500] | si ye shi tu fei yuan |
[2:17.056] | yin wei qiong yin wei pang yin wei mei qian hai ai lang |
[2:22.365] | pang de bian xing mei ren yang ren sheng ru he you xi wang |
[2:26.200] | jiu suan qiong jiu suan pang kan kan ren jia jing san pang |
[2:30.459] | re ai zu guo re ai dang jiu neng cheng wei hao dong liang |
[2:35.520] | you ai you chou you ai you chou |
[2:37.438] | you pang you qiong you pang you qiong |
[2:39.553] | you ai you qiong you ai you qiong |
[2:41.418] | |
[2:43.747] | you ai you qiong you ai you qiong |
[2:46.088] | you pang you qiong you pang you qiong |
[2:48.000] | you ai you chou you ai you chou |
[2:50.371] | |
[2:57.851] | ru guo da hai neng gou |
[3:00.531] | dai zou wo de ai chou |
[3:02.947] | jiu xiang dai zou mei tiao he liu |
[3:08.444] | ai |
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ti: xīn shì jì sì dà kù xíng | |
al: fù fù dé zhèng | |
ar: jīng yú dǎo yuè duì | |
[0:01.278] | chǒu ǎi qióng pàng sì dà kù xíng |
[0:04.293] | tān shàng yī tiáo bù dé ān níng |
[0:07.391] | yàng yàng zhàn quán jiào tiān bù líng |
[0:10.102] | fàn jiàn zuō sǐ shēng sǐ bù míng |
[0:14.017] | wa hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[0:17.000] | |
[0:19.279] | xīn shì jì sì dà kù xíng |
[0:23.484] | jīng yú dǎo yuè duì |
[0:27.178] | |
[0:27.725] | nǐ shuō nǐ zhǎng de bù shuài kě shì hěn wēn róu |
[0:32.248] | méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu zhǐ shì yuán fèn hái bù gòu Yeah |
[0:36.753] | yòu shì jiāo pèi shí hòu kě nǐ hái shì dān shēn gǒu gǒu gǒu gǒu gǒu |
[0:42.414] | gū dú jiù shì yīn wèi chǒu |
[0:44.814] | nǐ shuō máng máng rén hǎi xìng fú zǒng shì kàn bú jiàn |
[0:49.060] | fèn lì yī tiào yě gòu bú dào nǚ shén de zhǐ jiān |
[0:53.428] | shuō nǐ shǎ nǐ yǐ wéi zǒu shàng dāi méng de lù xiàn |
[0:57.779] | yòu ǎi yòu chǔn yòu fàn jiàn |
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[1:01.256] | kěn dìng méi yǒu míng tiān |
[1:03.243] | yīn wèi ǎi yīn wèi chǒu yīn wèi zhì shāng bù rú gǒu |
[1:07.894] | bú shì rén hǎo jiā wēn róu nǚ shén jiù néng gēn nǐ zǒu |
[1:11.794] | jiù suàn ǎi jiù suàn chǒu yǒu qián zhào yàng pào dào niū |
[1:17.132] | jīn kǎ hēi kǎ ná chū shǒu dà jiā dōu shì hǎo péng you |
[1:22.743] | yīn wèi ǎi yīn wèi chǒu yīn wèi zhì shāng bù rú gǒu |
[1:24.865] | bú shì rén hǎo jiā wēn róu nǚ shén jiù néng gēn nǐ zǒu |
[1:26.935] | jiù suàn ǎi jiù suàn chǒu yǒu qián zhào yàng pào dào niū |
[1:29.145] | jīn kǎ hēi kǎ ná chū shǒu dà jiā dōu shì hǎo péng you |
[1:31.224] | yīn wèi ǎi yīn wèi chǒu yīn wèi zhì shāng bù rú gǒu |
[1:33.379] | bú shì rén hǎo jiā wēn róu nǚ shén jiù néng gēn nǐ zǒu |
[1:35.500] | jiù suàn ǎi jiù suàn chǒu yǒu qián zhào yàng pào dào niū |
[1:37.636] | jīn kǎ hēi kǎ ná chū shǒu dà jiā dōu shì hǎo péng you |
[1:40.037] | |
[1:42.121] | wǔ fàn shí kè hái shì bù zhī yīng gāi zěn me xuǎn |
[1:46.384] | má là hóng shāo ròu hái shì yòu rén de hǎi xiān |
[1:51.159] | bú shì xuǎn zé kǒng jù zhǐ shì yīn wèi nǐ méi qián qián qián qián qián |
[1:56.751] | rén jiā yī dùn fàn gòu nǐ chī hǎo jǐ nián |
[1:59.675] | cái huá jiù xiàng huái yùn zhǐ néng shí jiān lái jiǎn yàn |
[2:03.427] | kě B chāo sǎo guò chú le zhī fáng shà dōu kàn bú jiàn |
[2:08.102] | yī dāo tǒng guò ròu hòu méi sǐ shuí shuō nǐ ān quán |
[2:12.096] | rén pàng bú huì yǒu míng tiān |
[2:15.500] | sǐ yě shì tǔ féi yuán |
[2:17.056] | yīn wèi qióng yīn wèi pàng yīn wèi méi qián hái ài làng |
[2:22.365] | pàng dé biàn xíng méi rén yàng rén shēng rú hé yǒu xī wàng |
[2:26.200] | jiù suàn qióng jiù suàn pàng kàn kàn rén jiā jīng sān pàng |
[2:30.459] | rè ài zǔ guó rè ài dǎng jiù néng chéng wéi hǎo dòng liáng |
[2:35.520] | yòu ǎi yòu chǒu yòu ǎi yòu chǒu |
[2:37.438] | yòu pàng yòu qióng yòu pàng yòu qióng |
[2:39.553] | yòu ǎi yòu qióng yòu ǎi yòu qióng |
[2:41.418] | |
[2:43.747] | yòu ǎi yòu qióng yòu ǎi yòu qióng |
[2:46.088] | yòu pàng yòu qióng yòu pàng yòu qióng |
[2:48.000] | yòu ǎi yòu chǒu yòu ǎi yòu chǒu |
[2:50.371] | |
[2:57.851] | rú guǒ dà hǎi néng gòu |
[3:00.531] | dài zǒu wǒ de ǎi chǒu |
[3:02.947] | jiù xiǎng dài zǒu měi tiáo hé liú |
[3:08.444] | āi |
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