作曲 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
作词 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
不要跟哥装 | |
你一步两步三步四步跑到哥面前 | |
五毒俱全六亲不认腆着二皮脸 | |
你七七八八叽叽喳喳一刻嘴不闲 | |
千方百计要把牛皮吹上天 | |
你说你手机3G4G狂打不缴费 | |
你说你家里养的母猪经常满天飞 | |
你说你天生魅力无边美女都在追 | |
你说你手眼通天江湖人称爱谁谁 | |
天天吹牛天天装你到底累不累 | |
今天哥就让你知道神马叫悲催 | |
不要跟哥装,哥让你受伤 | |
不要跟哥斗,哥把你看透 | |
不要跟哥美,哥让你后悔 | |
不要跟哥玩,哥让你生小孩儿 | |
你千言万语不停歇句句都在吹 | |
你人皮下面包裹着狼心和狗肺 | |
你浪费空气浪费水危害了社会 | |
为了和谐为了美哥必须把你废 | |
你一旦在哥面前露出那张二皮脸 | |
哥就三拳四脚给你霹雳五指扇 | |
六脉神剑七伤拳八卦连环掌 | |
九阴真经打得你在家躺十年 | |
天天吹牛天天装你到底累不累 | |
今天哥就让你知道神马叫悲催 | |
不要跟哥牛,哥会撇砖头 | |
不要跟哥闹,哥不吃那一套 | |
不要跟哥美,哥让你流泪 | |
不要跟哥比,其实你玩不起 |
zuo qu : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
zuo ci : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
bu yao gen ge zhuang | |
ni yi bu liang bu san bu si bu pao dao ge mian qian | |
wu du ju quan liu qin bu ren tian zhe er pi lian | |
ni qi qi ba ba ji ji zha zha yi ke zui bu xian | |
qian fang bai ji yao ba niu pi chui shang tian | |
ni shuo ni shou ji 3G4G kuang da bu jiao fei | |
ni shuo ni jia li yang de mu zhu jing chang man tian fei | |
ni shuo ni tian sheng mei li wu bian mei nv dou zai zhui | |
ni shuo ni shou yan tong tian jiang hu ren cheng ai shui shui | |
tian tian chui niu tian tian zhuang ni dao di lei bu lei | |
jin tian ge jiu rang ni zhi dao shen ma jiao bei cui | |
bu yao gen ge zhuang, ge rang ni shou shang | |
bu yao gen ge dou, ge ba ni kan tou | |
bu yao gen ge mei, ge rang ni hou hui | |
bu yao gen ge wan, ge rang ni sheng xiao hai er | |
ni qian yan wan yu bu ting xie ju ju dou zai chui | |
ni ren pi xia mian bao guo zhe lang xin he gou fei | |
ni lang fei kong qi lang fei shui wei hai le she hui | |
wei le he xie wei le mei ge bi xu ba ni fei | |
ni yi dan zai ge mian qian lou chu na zhang er pi lian | |
ge jiu san quan si jiao gei ni pi li wu zhi shan | |
liu mai shen jian qi shang quan ba gua lian huan zhang | |
jiu yin zhen jing da de ni zai jia tang shi nian | |
tian tian chui niu tian tian zhuang ni dao di lei bu lei | |
jin tian ge jiu rang ni zhi dao shen ma jiao bei cui | |
bu yao gen ge niu, ge hui pie zhuan tou | |
bu yao gen ge nao, ge bu chi na yi tao | |
bu yao gen ge mei, ge rang ni liu lei | |
bu yao gen ge bi, qi shi ni wan bu qi |
zuò qǔ : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
zuò cí : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
bú yào gēn gē zhuāng | |
nǐ yī bù liǎng bù sān bù sì bù pǎo dào gē miàn qián | |
wǔ dú jù quán liù qīn bù rèn tiǎn zhe èr pí liǎn | |
nǐ qī qī bā bā jī jī zhā zhā yī kè zuǐ bù xián | |
qiān fāng bǎi jì yào bǎ niú pí chuī shàng tiān | |
nǐ shuō nǐ shǒu jī 3G4G kuáng dǎ bù jiǎo fèi | |
nǐ shuō nǐ jiā lǐ yǎng de mǔ zhū jīng cháng mǎn tiān fēi | |
nǐ shuō nǐ tiān shēng mèi lì wú biān měi nǚ dōu zài zhuī | |
nǐ shuō nǐ shǒu yǎn tōng tiān jiāng hú rén chēng ài shuí shuí | |
tiān tiān chuī niú tiān tiān zhuāng nǐ dào dǐ lèi bù lèi | |
jīn tiān gē jiù ràng nǐ zhī dào shén mǎ jiào bēi cuī | |
bú yào gēn gē zhuāng, gē ràng nǐ shòu shāng | |
bú yào gēn gē dòu, gē bǎ nǐ kàn tòu | |
bú yào gēn gē měi, gē ràng nǐ hòu huǐ | |
bú yào gēn gē wán, gē ràng nǐ shēng xiǎo hái ér | |
nǐ qiān yán wàn yǔ bù tíng xiē jù jù dōu zài chuī | |
nǐ rén pí xià miàn bāo guǒ zhe láng xīn hé gǒu fèi | |
nǐ làng fèi kōng qì làng fèi shuǐ wēi hài le shè huì | |
wèi le hé xié wèi le měi gē bì xū bǎ nǐ fèi | |
nǐ yī dàn zài gē miàn qián lòu chū nà zhāng èr pí liǎn | |
gē jiù sān quán sì jiǎo gěi nǐ pī lì wǔ zhǐ shàn | |
liù mài shén jiàn qī shāng quán bā guà lián huán zhǎng | |
jiǔ yīn zhēn jīng dǎ dé nǐ zài jiā tǎng shí nián | |
tiān tiān chuī niú tiān tiān zhuāng nǐ dào dǐ lèi bù lèi | |
jīn tiān gē jiù ràng nǐ zhī dào shén mǎ jiào bēi cuī | |
bú yào gēn gē niú, gē huì piē zhuān tóu | |
bú yào gēn gē nào, gē bù chī nà yī tào | |
bú yào gēn gē měi, gē ràng nǐ liú lèi | |
bú yào gēn gē bǐ, qí shí nǐ wán bù qǐ |