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| [00:01.80] | Artist: D12 |
| [00:02.21] | Song: My Band |
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| [00:02.80] | Lyrics: |
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| [00:04.03] | I don't know dude... |
| [00:04.45] | I think everyone's all jealous and *******t cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... |
| [00:07.94] | And I think everyone's got a ****** problem with me dude... |
| [00:11.33] | And they need to take it up with me after the show... |
| [00:15.29] | Because... |
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| [00:16.13] | These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
| [00:19.68] | But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
| [00:23.70] | Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
| [00:27.79] | All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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| [00:31.14] | |
| [00:31.50] | So I get off stage right and drop the mic |
| [00:33.26] | Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like |
| [00:35.36] | "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady" |
| [00:37.37] | I'm the lead singer in D12 baby |
| [00:39.46] | They're all like "Oh my god it's him" |
| [00:41.48] | "Becky oh my ******' god it's Eminem" |
| [00:43.32] | "I swear to ****** god dude you ****** rock" |
| [00:45.27] | "Please won't you please let me suck your *******" |
| [00:47.10] | And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous |
| [00:49.10] | Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas |
| [00:51.30] | All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes |
| [00:53.16] | Throw their bras and their *******rt and their panties on stage |
| [00:55.05] | So like every single night they pick a fight with me |
| [00:57.06] | But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry |
| [00:58.91] | Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me |
| [01:00.90] | Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me |
| [01:02.90] | Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
| [01:04.92] | Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be |
| [01:06.91] | This rock star *******t, it's the life for me |
| [01:08.92] | And all the other guys just despise me be |
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| [01:11.65] | These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
| [01:15.03] | But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
| [01:19.33] | Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
| [01:23.22] | All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
| [01:27.15] | My band |
| [01:28.46] | My band |
| [01:29.17] | My band |
| [01:29.88] | My band |
| [01:30.62] | My band |
| [01:31.51] | My band |
| [01:32.48] | My band |
| [01:33.18] | My band |
| [01:33.81] | My band |
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| [01:43.45] | You just wanna see a ******* backwards don't you |
| [01:45.21] | Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto |
| [01:47.09] | Smash these vocals and do a performance |
| [01:48.92] | But we in the van and he in a tour bus |
| [01:50.92] | You don't want my autograph, yous a liar |
| [01:52.86] | And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) |
| [01:55.00] | What the hell is wrong with that dressing room |
| [01:56.92] | Cuz my *******t is lookin smaller than a decimal |
| [01:58.63] | See I know how to rap, see it's simple but |
| [02:00.69] | All I did was read a Russell Simmons book |
| [02:02.75] | So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map |
| [02:04.75] | Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back |
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| [02:07.64] | Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the *******t |
| [02:08.82] | Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick |
| [02:10.89] | Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue |
| [02:12.69] | ( |
| [02:14.86] | You gonna be late for soundcheck |
| [02:16.06] | Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck |
| [02:16.97] | But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
| [02:18.81] | You know what man I'ma say somethin |
| [02:20.99] | Hey yo Em |
| [02:21.76] | ( |
| [02:22.76] | Man no |
| [02:23.21] | I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up |
| [02:24.74] | Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up |
| [02:26.70] | And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew |
| [02:28.62] | When I was bout to talk right after you |
| [02:30.55] | I swear, I swear man |
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| [02:31.92] | These chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
| [02:34.91] | But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
| [02:38.89] | Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
| [02:43.02] | All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
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| [02:46.53] | |
| [02:46.85] | They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not |
| [02:48.47] | Once we sold out arenas to the amu******t park |
| [02:50.38] | I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot |
| [02:52.41] | I should cut his mic off when the musics starts |
| [02:54.48] | Ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
| [02:56.42] | Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) |
| [02:58.48] | We ain't a band ******* we don't play instruments |
| [03:00.71] | So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent |
| [03:02.66] | And these guys they can find every area code |
| [03:04.45] | ( |
| [03:05.74] | ******* carry your own |
| [03:06.64] | Can't make it to the stage, security in my way |
| [03:08.44] | (Who the ******* are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) |
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| [03:11.37] | ***dammit I'm sick of this group |
| [03:12.60] | Time for me to go solo and make some loop |
| [03:14.65] | I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps |
| [03:16.51] | Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack |
| [03:18.37] | Lose Yourself video I was in the back |
| [03:20.58] | Superman video I was in the back |
| [03:22.45] | ******* the media, I got some suggestions |
| [03:24.51] | ******* Marshall, ask us the questions |
| [03:26.65] | Like who's D12, how we get started |
| [03:28.60] | (What about Eminem?) |
| [03:29.53] | ******* are you retarded? |
| [03:30.61] | Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group |
| [03:32.88] | Big ass stomache, ******* think I'm cute |
| [03:34.43] | 50 told me to do situps to get buff |
| [03:36.44] | I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up |
| [03:38.51] | ******* D12, I'm outta this band |
| [03:40.37] | I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne |
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| [03:42.68] | |
| [03:42.99] | Girl why cant you see your the only one for me |
| [03:48.94] | and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... |
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| [03:59.10] | These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) |
| [04:02.42] | But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(******* Marshall) |
| [04:06.36] | Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... |
| [04:10.12] | All because I'm the lead singer of my band... |
| [04:14.58] | My Band |
| [04:15.71] | My Band |
| [04:16.47] | My Band |
| [04:17.01] | My Band |
| [04:17.77] | My Band |
| [04:18.78] | My Band |
| [04:19.43] | My Band |
| [04:20.41] | My Band |
| [04:21.04] | My Band |
| [04:22.05] | My Band |
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| [04:25.38] | The hottest boy band in the world... |
| [04:28.40] | D12! |
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| [04:31.38] | I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants |
| [04:34.18] | And the lead singer of my band, my salsa |
| [04:36.19] | Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance |
| [04:38.17] | My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... |
| [04:42.90] | My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa |
| [04:47.89] | Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
| [04:48.69] | And take off their underpants |
| [04:50.02] | My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
| [04:52.62] | And take off their underpants, my salsa |
| [04:55.78] | (Where'd everybody go?) |
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| [04:56.90] | end |
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