| [00:06.31] | I'm liable to start a violent spark |
| [00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
| [00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.65] | Night club, *******t, I was taught |
| [00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
| [00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.47] | no fire depar**ent |
| [00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.42] | But don't be alarmed if I sound off |
| [00:18.65] | Something just ain't right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
| [00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
| [00:24.80] | sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded |
| [00:26.33] | But tonight I'm starting *******t, |
| [00:27.49] | I'm feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
| [00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t |
| [00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.13] | I'll ******* around |
| [00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:38.50] | manic, I'm going in shock |
| [00:39.34] | Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet |
| [00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic |
| [00:41.76] | No, *******, I mean |
| [00:42.56] | I can't maneuver from movement |
| [00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
| [00:44.48] | I'm practically squashed, |
| [00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter |
| [00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
| [00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
| [01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:11.19] | when I come back and I'm conscious |
| [01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
| [01:14.88] | Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked |
| [01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
| [01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
| [01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
| [01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
| [01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
| [01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
| [01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
| [01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
| [01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
| [01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
| [01:40.03] | with the parkers |
| [01:42.76] | But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
| [01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:45.23] | but I don't have any boxers |
| [01:45.97] | And I'm standing here naked, |
| [01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
| [01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
| [01:49.74] | I'm grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.75] | ******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all |
| [01:53.38] | I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
| [01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
| [01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.26] | That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall |
| [01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.74] | And I'm starting to get ******g amped, |
| [02:02.01] | I'mma spark with 'em |
| [02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
| [02:04.69] | to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell |
| [02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:07.40] | cause y'all could get jumped |
| [02:08.22] | And I'd catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it's arching |
| [02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:14.18] | You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging |
| [02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you |
| [02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:20.20] | That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? |
| [02:22.47] | You *******s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.74] | Don't get dragged to the auction |
| [02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
| [02:26.95] | I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.63] | just watch this |
| [02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:31.16] | See I'm at you wack when |
| [02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.78] | In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.37] | My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.45] | That'll jack me off |
| [02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.40] | I guess this sick ******* dies hard |
| [02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:45.63] | It's like a magic wand allows me to |
| [02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
| [02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
| [02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
| [02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
| [02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
| [02:55.77] | And all I see is |
| [02:57.65] | she's slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
| [03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
| [03:02.09] | Just so happens she's fond of Al |
| [03:04.04] | Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete |
| [03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain't strong |
| [03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.40] | *******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.72] | But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy |
| [03:17.79] | Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, |
| [03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
| [03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t, |
| [03:23.85] | it's easy |
| [03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
| [03:25.87] | I'm still in this *******, thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, |
| [03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull*******t |
| [03:34.22] | Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts |
| [03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
| [03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
| [03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
| [03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar's Control verse |
| [03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
| [03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
| [03:48.60] | Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album |
| [03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:51.12] | It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that |
| [03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
| [03:54.55] | (I'll stick around) |
| [03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:56.93] | What's the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, |
| [03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh |
| [04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:08.17] | cause that's the monster |
| [04:09.42] | So do-si-do with a sociopath, |
| [04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:13.60] | What they don't know is the |
| [04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:21.89] | That might've disguise pants, but they on fire |
| [04:22.35] | So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
| [04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking |
| [04:24.26] | I'm wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:28.83] | In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em |
| [04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off |
| [04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
| [04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
| [04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:53.84] | And I'm a spectacular archer, |
| [04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:59.26] | and I'm strangling 'em |
| [05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
| [05:00.72] |
| [00:06.31] | I' m liable to start a violent spark |
| [00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
| [00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.65] | Night club, t, I was taught |
| [00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
| [00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.47] | no fire depar ent |
| [00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.42] | But don' t be alarmed if I sound off |
| [00:18.65] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
| [00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
| [00:24.80] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
| [00:26.33] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
| [00:27.49] | I' m feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
| [00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac t |
| [00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.13] | I' ll around |
| [00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:38.50] | manic, I' m going in shock |
| [00:39.34] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
| [00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I' m claustrophobic |
| [00:41.76] | No, , I mean |
| [00:42.56] | I can' t maneuver from movement |
| [00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
| [00:44.48] | I' m practically squashed, |
| [00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that' ll slaughter |
| [00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
| [00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
| [01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:11.19] | when I come back and I' m conscious |
| [01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
| [01:14.88] | Alcohol' s making me break into vacant' s naked |
| [01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
| [01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
| [01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
| [01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
| [01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
| [01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
| [01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
| [01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
| [01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
| [01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
| [01:40.03] | with the parkers |
| [01:42.76] | But it' s like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
| [01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:45.23] | but I don' t have any boxers |
| [01:45.97] | And I' m standing here naked, |
| [01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
| [01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
| [01:49.74] | I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.75] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, I' ll battle ' em all |
| [01:53.38] | I' ll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
| [01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
| [01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.26] | That I' m badder than all, shatter and fall |
| [01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.74] | And I' m starting to get g amped, |
| [02:02.01] | I' mma spark with ' em |
| [02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
| [02:04.69] | to my g back, I' m a Duracell |
| [02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:07.40] | cause y' all could get jumped |
| [02:08.22] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it' s arching |
| [02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:14.18] | You' ll feel like Master Card when I' m charging |
| [02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I' m coming straight at you |
| [02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:20.20] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, who am I kidding? |
| [02:22.47] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.74] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
| [02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
| [02:26.95] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.63] | just watch this |
| [02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:31.16] | See I' m at you wack when |
| [02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.78] | In a g taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.37] | My next whore' s gon' have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.45] | That' ll jack me off |
| [02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.40] | I guess this sick dies hard |
| [02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:45.63] | It' s like a magic wand allows me to |
| [02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
| [02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
| [02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
| [02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
| [02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
| [02:55.77] | And all I see is |
| [02:57.65] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
| [03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
| [03:02.09] | Just so happens she' s fond of Al |
| [03:04.04] | Cause now she' s faceplanting on the concrete |
| [03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
| [03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.40] | t, you s couldn' t shoplift at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.72] | But I let the track lift ' em up, boost the energy |
| [03:17.79] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
| [03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
| [03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I' ve been killing this t, |
| [03:23.85] | it' s easy |
| [03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
| [03:25.87] | I' m still in this , thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBene t Ramsey, |
| [03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull t |
| [03:34.22] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker taunts |
| [03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
| [03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
| [03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
| [03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar' s Control verse |
| [03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
| [03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
| [03:48.60] | Yo, I put that t on a Greatest Hits album |
| [03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:51.12] | It takes some massive to do some t like that |
| [03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
| [03:54.55] | I' ll stick around |
| [03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:56.93] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, talking, |
| [03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that' s pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it' s always poking so meh |
| [04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:08.17] | cause that' s the monster |
| [04:09.42] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
| [04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:13.60] | What they don' t know is the |
| [04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:21.89] | That might' ve disguise pants, but they on fire |
| [04:22.35] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
| [04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris as, crap in your stocking |
| [04:24.26] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:28.83] | In g camouflage so you can' t even find ' em |
| [04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
| [04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
| [04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
| [04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:53.84] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
| [04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:59.26] | and I' m strangling ' em |
| [05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
| [05:00.72] |
| [00:06.31] | I' m liable to start a violent spark |
| [00:07.29] | with a silent thought |
| [00:08.23] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.49] | from the shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.65] | Night club, t, I was taught |
| [00:12.16] | if you see these on fire |
| [00:13.11] | You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.47] | no fire depar ent |
| [00:16.07] | So you may not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.42] | But don' t be alarmed if I sound off |
| [00:18.65] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.58] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.45] | whose life could be harder |
| [00:23.66] | Widely regarded, highly bite me, |
| [00:24.80] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
| [00:26.33] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
| [00:27.49] | I' m feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.49] | I might just hop in a mosh |
| [00:29.51] | pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac t |
| [00:31.07] | Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.13] | I' ll around |
| [00:34.95] | and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:37.45] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:38.50] | manic, I' m going in shock |
| [00:39.34] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
| [00:40.26] | Panic attack cause I' m claustrophobic |
| [00:41.76] | No, , I mean |
| [00:42.56] | I can' t maneuver from movement |
| [00:43.57] | Cause I had no room for improvement |
| [00:44.48] | I' m practically squashed, |
| [00:46.11] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:47.31] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.73] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.03] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.04] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.77] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:56.30] | Shark mandibles, lambs that' ll slaughter |
| [00:57.89] | Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking |
| [00:59.46] | Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:03.82] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.89] | But I gallon some knockers |
| [01:08.89] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:11.19] | when I come back and I' m conscious |
| [01:13.77] | What happened, doc? I passed out again |
| [01:14.88] | Alcohol' s making me break into vacant' s naked |
| [01:15.71] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:16.50] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon |
| [01:17.30] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics |
| [01:18.76] | Too close to the stair master |
| [01:20.64] | Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it |
| [01:22.55] | Woke up shortly there after, hungover |
| [01:26.83] | No one to wear, grasping a bear, |
| [01:29.79] | rasped it and dropped it |
| [01:32.61] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:33.38] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:34.35] | And the cross stitching is a cross mix |
| [01:35.21] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:36.15] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:36.94] | Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches |
| [01:38.24] | Swats watches and sneakers matches |
| [01:40.03] | with the parkers |
| [01:42.76] | But it' s like being overstepped at a boxing gym |
| [01:43.95] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:45.23] | but I don' t have any boxers |
| [01:45.97] | And I' m standing here naked, |
| [01:46.77] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:47.91] | Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious |
| [01:48.72] | Yo, why does it always sound like |
| [01:49.74] | I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.75] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, I' ll battle ' em all |
| [01:53.38] | I' ll stand there and yell mad at a wall |
| [01:54.94] | Until the mannequin doll |
| [01:56.01] | scatter the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.26] | That I' m badder than all, shatter and fall |
| [01:59.17] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.74] | And I' m starting to get g amped, |
| [02:02.01] | I' mma spark with ' em |
| [02:03.36] | Like the car with the cables hooked |
| [02:04.69] | to my g back, I' m a Duracell |
| [02:06.61] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:07.40] | cause y' all could get jumped |
| [02:08.22] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:10.08] | I got a hunch like your back when it' s arching |
| [02:12.58] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:14.18] | You' ll feel like Master Card when I' m charging |
| [02:15.73] | So take a swipe at me, I' m coming straight at you |
| [02:16.92] | Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:18.78] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:20.20] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, who am I kidding? |
| [02:22.47] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.74] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
| [02:25.21] | Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol |
| [02:26.95] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.63] | just watch this |
| [02:29.60] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:31.16] | See I' m at you wack when |
| [02:32.38] | I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.78] | In a g taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:35.11] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.37] | My next whore' s gon' have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.45] | That' ll jack me off |
| [02:39.55] | with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.24] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.40] | I guess this sick dies hard |
| [02:43.38] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:45.63] | It' s like a magic wand allows me to |
| [02:47.04] | not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:48.05] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, |
| [02:49.04] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.29] | Holding a thousand Magnums at once, |
| [02:51.26] | Wants to Pounce |
| [02:52.25] | How I laugh in response how she dances |
| [02:53.13] | and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.59] | Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around |
| [02:55.77] | And all I see is |
| [02:57.65] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:58.72] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [02:59.64] | got dammit I a misogynist |
| [03:00.72]I slap [?] | with a lobster, throw her off a balcony |
| [03:02.09] | Just so happens she' s fond of Al |
| [03:04.04] | Cause now she' s faceplanting on the concrete |
| [03:08.73] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.57] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
| [03:12.49] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.40] | t, you s couldn' t shoplift at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.72] | But I let the track lift ' em up, boost the energy |
| [03:17.79] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
| [03:19.33] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.70] | Five finger discount |
| [03:22.00] | Been rapping so long I' ve been killing this t, |
| [03:23.85] | it' s easy |
| [03:24.56] | Kidnapping your mom cause |
| [03:25.87] | I' m still in this , thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey, |
| [03:28.84] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.05] | Always scared if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.81] | I might relapse, get to some bull t |
| [03:34.22] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker taunts |
| [03:35.65] | at Action Bronson |
| [03:36.52] | Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:38.50] | Have some back and forths |
| [03:39.33] | And record a wack response to |
| [03:40.69] | Kendrick Lamar' s Control verse |
| [03:41.93] | And perform Fack in concert |
| [03:43.27][Fack plays] | |
| [03:48.60] | Yo, I put that t on a Greatest Hits album |
| [03:49.83] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:51.12] | It takes some massive to do some t like that |
| [03:53.64] | Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like |
| [03:54.55] | I' ll stick around |
| [03:55.77] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:56.93] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.32] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, talking, |
| [03:59.62] | actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:01.27] | Or the pointy nose that' s pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:03.96] | Who knows at this point, it' s always poking so meh |
| [04:06.38] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:08.17] | cause that' s the monster |
| [04:09.42] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
| [04:12.43] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:13.60] | What they don' t know is the |
| [04:15.96] | fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:16.42] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:17.09] | Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.51] | Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:21.89] | That might' ve disguise pants, but they on fire |
| [04:22.35] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off |
| [04:23.25] | Sabotage Chris as, crap in your stocking |
| [04:24.26] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:28.83] | In g camouflage so you can' t even find ' em |
| [04:29.46] | Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
| [04:37.55] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.73] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:41.54] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:42.36] | Put the basket back |
| [04:43.19] | while the bath salt packets are gone |
| [04:44.56] | Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.32] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.26] | Got Slash on guitar, spla ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.81] | Trasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:53.84] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
| [04:54.96] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:56.54] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:58.32] | Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:59.26] | and I' m strangling ' em |
| [05:00.04] | Smack Kim Basinger on the ass |
| [05:00.72] |
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