| [00:03.85] | LA LA LA... |
| [00:16.09] | こんなことになるはずやなかった |
| [00:19.26] | あの頃 三十路と言うたら |
| [00:22.37] | めっさオトナで めっさクールで |
| [00:25.52] | めっさモテまくってたはずやのに! |
| [00:28.58] | 精神年齢 小5のまんまで |
| [00:31.74] | ここまで来てまいました |
| [00:34.75] | 日焼け!筋トレ!香水!カクテル! |
| [00:38.06] | でも 好きな食べもん カレーライス |
| [00:44.14] | 横断歩道を渡る時 白いとこだけ (Jump!Jump!) |
| [00:46.75] | ヘリコプター見つけたら テンション (MAX!MAX!) |
| [00:49.82] | バイキングで食い過ぎて トイレに (Dash!Dash!) |
| [00:53.13] | 変顔されただけで 腹筋崩壊 (Laugh!Laugh!) |
| [00:55.88] | 「早く、オトナになりたいっ!!!」 |
| [01:00.80] | わからへん!へん!へん! |
| [01:01.50] | 俺がへん?へん?へん? |
| [01:03.41] | 子供のままでっかくなっちゃった!(わぉ!!) |
| [01:06.72] | 少年っぽい男はモテるんとちゃうの? |
| [01:10.23] | なんだか話がちゃいますやん! |
| [01:13.16] | もはや おっさん!やん! |
| [01:13.81] | うちら おっさん!やん! |
| [01:15.27] | 体も無理きかなくなっとんねん |
| [01:18.93] | 嗚呼 今日も腰 痛くても |
| [01:22.35] | モテるためなら駆けずりまわんで! |
| [01:25.87] | 枕は変な匂いするけど???? |
| [01:32.19] | み!そ!じ! |
| [01:35.05] | LA LA LA... |
| [01:40.96] | 『おはよ!』 キッチンで朝ごはん |
| [01:47.39] | エプロン姿で頑張る君を |
| [01:53.62] | 後ろからギュッと抱きしめてささやくんだ |
| [02:02.19] | 『苗字、錦戸になってみーへん?』 |
| [02:05.45] | あぁーーー!? |
| [02:07.75] | 朝起きて おにゃのこ おったら |
| [02:10.76] | |
| [02:13.17] | エプロンの下は◇◇◇◇でっしゃろ? |
| [02:16.78] | 朝ごはんよりも▲▲▲いただきまーす |
| [02:22.45] | (このパターン、デジャヴ?) |
| [02:23.60] | (天丼ってやつやな) |
| [02:25.34] | それよかお前、俺のことかっこいい言うとったよな? |
| [02:28.46] | そんなん言うてへんし、きっしょー。 |
| [02:30.12] | また照れてー、俺めっちゃ覚えてんもん。 |
| [02:31.52] | 何月何日何曜日何時何分何秒ですかー? |
| [02:33.73] | うーわ、やっぱアホやわコイツ。 |
| [02:36.04] | アホ言うほうがアホですぅ～。 |
| [02:38.10] | 今 アホ二回言うたから お前のがアホやわ。 |
| [02:40.34] | アホ!アホ!アホ!アホ!アホ!アホ!アホ! アホ!???? |
| [02:42.75] | うはははは うえーーい! |
| [02:44.75] | 「神様、僕らをオトナにしたってください!!!」 |
| [02:49.05] | わからへん!へん!へん! |
| [02:50.60] | 俺がへん?へん?へん? |
| [02:52.36] | 今 現在 思春期 真っ最中!(わぉ!!) |
| [02:55.27] | 公園でブランコみつけてもうたら |
| [02:58.58] | 立ち漕ぎしてまう 30代! |
| [03:01.24] | もはや おっさん!やん! |
| [03:03.00] | うちら おっさん!やん! |
| [03:04.70] | だましだましなんとかやっとんねん |
| [03:07.51] | 嗚呼 体中 だるくても |
| [03:11.17] | モテるためならなんでもしまっせ! |
| [03:14.29] | いつか見したるからな 晴れ姿 |
| [03:48.74] | ガキの頃から今になるまで |
| [03:51.20] | やってること ほぼほぼ おんなじ |
| [03:58.66] | スベリ散らかすのも昔のまま |
| [04:07.04] | わからへん!へん!へん! |
| [04:08.79] | 俺がへん?へん?へん? |
| [04:10.55] | 子供のままでっかくなっちゃった(わぉ!!) |
| [04:13.76] | 食が細くなるって聞いてたのに |
| [04:16.93] | 成長期並みに食べてるし! |
| [04:19.44] | もはや おっさん!やん! |
| [04:21.54] | うちら おっさん!やん! |
| [04:23.25] | 体も無理きかなくなっとんねん |
| [04:25.80] | 嗚呼 起きるのが 地獄でも |
| [04:29.47] | モテるためなら駆けずりまわんで! |
| [04:32.63] | 布団も変な匂いするけど???? |
| [04:38.40] | みーそーじー 少年! |
| [00:03.85] | LA LA LA... |
| [00:16.09] | |
| [00:19.26] | qing san shi lu yan |
| [00:22.37] | |
| [00:25.52] | ! |
| [00:28.58] | jing shen nian ling xiao 5 |
| [00:31.74] | lai |
| [00:34.75] | ri shao! jin! xiang shui!! |
| [00:38.06] | hao shi |
| [00:44.14] | heng duan bu dao du shi bai Jump! Jump! |
| [00:46.75] | jian MAX! MAX! |
| [00:49.82] | shi guo Dash! Dash! |
| [00:53.13] | bian yan fu jin beng huai Laugh! Laugh! |
| [00:55.88] | zao!!! |
| [01:00.80] | !!! |
| [01:01.50] | an??? |
| [01:03.41] | zi gong!!! |
| [01:06.72] | shao nian nan? |
| [01:10.23] | hua! |
| [01:13.16] | !! |
| [01:13.81] | !! |
| [01:15.27] | ti wu li |
| [01:18.93] | wu hu jin ri yao tong |
| [01:22.35] | qu! |
| [01:25.87] | zhen bian bi???? |
| [01:32.19] | !!! |
| [01:35.05] | LA LA LA... |
| [01:40.96] | ! chao |
| [01:47.39] | zi wan zhang jun |
| [01:53.62] | hou bao |
| [02:02.19] | miao zi jin hu? |
| [02:05.45] | !? |
| [02:07.75] | chao qi |
| [02:10.76] | |
| [02:13.17] | xia? |
| [02:16.78] | chao |
| [02:22.45] | ? |
| [02:23.60] | tian jing |
| [02:25.34] | qian an yan? |
| [02:28.46] | yan. |
| [02:30.12] | zhao an jue. |
| [02:31.52] | he yue he ri he yao ri he shi he fen he miao? |
| [02:33.73] | . |
| [02:36.04] | yan. |
| [02:38.10] | jin er hui yan qian. |
| [02:40.34] | !!!!!!! !???? |
| [02:42.75] | ! |
| [02:44.75] | shen yang pu!!! |
| [02:49.05] | !!! |
| [02:50.60] | an??? |
| [02:52.36] | jin xian zai si chun qi zhen zui zhong!!! |
| [02:55.27] | gong yuan |
| [02:58.58] | li cao 30 dai! |
| [03:01.24] | !! |
| [03:03.00] | !! |
| [03:04.70] | |
| [03:07.51] | wu hu ti zhong |
| [03:11.17] | ! |
| [03:14.29] | jian qing zi |
| [03:48.74] | qing jin |
| [03:51.20] | |
| [03:58.66] | san xi |
| [04:07.04] | !!! |
| [04:08.79] | an??? |
| [04:10.55] | zi gong!! |
| [04:13.76] | shi xi wen |
| [04:16.93] | cheng zhang qi bing shi! |
| [04:19.44] | !! |
| [04:21.54] | !! |
| [04:23.25] | ti wu li |
| [04:25.80] | wu hu qi di yu |
| [04:29.47] | qu! |
| [04:32.63] | bu tuan bian bi???? |
| [04:38.40] | shao nian! |
| [00:03.85] | LA LA LA... |
| [00:16.09] | |
| [00:19.26] | qǐng sān shí lù yán |
| [00:22.37] | |
| [00:25.52] | ! |
| [00:28.58] | jīng shén nián líng xiǎo 5 |
| [00:31.74] | lái |
| [00:34.75] | rì shāo! jīn! xiāng shuǐ!! |
| [00:38.06] | hǎo shí |
| [00:44.14] | héng duàn bù dào dù shí bái Jump! Jump! |
| [00:46.75] | jiàn MAX! MAX! |
| [00:49.82] | shí guò Dash! Dash! |
| [00:53.13] | biàn yán fù jīn bēng huài Laugh! Laugh! |
| [00:55.88] | zǎo!!! |
| [01:00.80] | !!! |
| [01:01.50] | ǎn??? |
| [01:03.41] | zi gōng!!! |
| [01:06.72] | shào nián nán? |
| [01:10.23] | huà! |
| [01:13.16] | !! |
| [01:13.81] | !! |
| [01:15.27] | tǐ wú lǐ |
| [01:18.93] | wū hū jīn rì yāo tòng |
| [01:22.35] | qū! |
| [01:25.87] | zhěn biàn bi???? |
| [01:32.19] | !!! |
| [01:35.05] | LA LA LA... |
| [01:40.96] | ! cháo |
| [01:47.39] | zī wán zhāng jūn |
| [01:53.62] | hòu bào |
| [02:02.19] | miáo zì jǐn hù? |
| [02:05.45] | !? |
| [02:07.75] | cháo qǐ |
| [02:10.76] | |
| [02:13.17] | xià? |
| [02:16.78] | cháo |
| [02:22.45] | ? |
| [02:23.60] | tiān jǐng |
| [02:25.34] | qián ǎn yán? |
| [02:28.46] | yán. |
| [02:30.12] | zhào ǎn jué. |
| [02:31.52] | hé yuè hé rì hé yào rì hé shí hé fēn hé miǎo? |
| [02:33.73] | . |
| [02:36.04] | yán. |
| [02:38.10] | jīn èr huí yán qián. |
| [02:40.34] | !!!!!!! !???? |
| [02:42.75] | ! |
| [02:44.75] | shén yàng pú!!! |
| [02:49.05] | !!! |
| [02:50.60] | ǎn??? |
| [02:52.36] | jīn xiàn zài sī chūn qī zhēn zuì zhōng!!! |
| [02:55.27] | gōng yuán |
| [02:58.58] | lì cáo 30 dài! |
| [03:01.24] | !! |
| [03:03.00] | !! |
| [03:04.70] | |
| [03:07.51] | wū hū tǐ zhōng |
| [03:11.17] | ! |
| [03:14.29] | jiàn qíng zī |
| [03:48.74] | qǐng jīn |
| [03:51.20] | |
| [03:58.66] | sàn xī |
| [04:07.04] | !!! |
| [04:08.79] | ǎn??? |
| [04:10.55] | zi gōng!! |
| [04:13.76] | shí xì wén |
| [04:16.93] | chéng zhǎng qī bìng shí! |
| [04:19.44] | !! |
| [04:21.54] | !! |
| [04:23.25] | tǐ wú lǐ |
| [04:25.80] | wū hū qǐ dì yù |
| [04:29.47] | qū! |
| [04:32.63] | bù tuán biàn bi???? |
| [04:38.40] | shào nián! |
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