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Well, I've already had two beers |
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I'm ready for the broom |
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you |
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Take me to my room? |
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I'm a good ol' boy |
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But I've been sniffin' too many eggs |
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Talkin' to too many people |
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Drinkin' too many kegs |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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I'm down on my knees |
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An' I ain't got a dime |
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Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway |
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Pretty soon I'll be mad |
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you |
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Take me to your dad? |
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I can drink like a fish |
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I can crawl like a snake |
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I can bite like a turkey |
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I can slam like a drake |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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I'm down on my knees |
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An' I ain't got a dime |
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Now, don't crowd me, lady |
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Or I'll fill up your shoe |
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I'm a sweet bourbon daddy |
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An' tonight I am blue |
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I'm a thousand years old |
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And I'm a generous bomb |
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I'm T-boned and punctured |
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But I'm known to be calm |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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I'm down on my knees |
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An' I ain't got a dime |
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Now, I'm startin' to drain |
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My stool's gonna squeak |
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If I walk too much farther |
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My crane's gonna leak |
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Look, Missus Henry |
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There's only so much I can do |
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Why don't you look my way |
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An' pump me a few? |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please! |
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I'm down on my knees |
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An' I ain't got a dime |
