| 'Twas the night before Chris******as | |
| When all through the house | |
| Everybody was stoned | |
| Even the mouse | |
| Man from the whore house | |
| And me from jail | |
| I just settled down | |
| To get a piece of her tail | |
| When all of a sudden | |
| I heard such a clatter | |
| I tripped on my ************ | |
| And busted my bladder | |
| I went downstairs | |
| And what did I see? | |
| A fat little red fagget | |
| Hangin' from a tree | |
| He stuffed the stockings | |
| With reefers and beer | |
| And a big fat hairy ************ | |
| For the family queer | |
| That's the end of my story | |
| Funny wasn't it, ya see? | |
| She didn't even | |
| She didn't see my thing behind ya | |
| Leave ya for this private eye | |
| I was there to give 'em near to my | |
| Zima zima mommy fah | |
| I'm gonna say this | |
| Hope it don't offend ya | |
| Came to the grizma | |
| Give 'em a taste of me | |
| Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey | |
| Your monkey can stay with me | |
| Ahh, ahh, ahh | |
| Chevy took my brain | |
| Same old mother******, sucked my ************ that day | |
| He will never zima zima | |
| Never, never not that day | |
| I'm really sick of all this excitement | |
| Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me | |
| Uma zooma nooga dunga | |
| You can suck my ************ all day | |
| One, two, three, four | |
| Santa can suck my ************ all day |
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