[00:03] | 大家好我依然是那个你们熟悉的鬼叔 \汪涵/ |
[00:06] | 在这里我想对那些冒充我的人说一句 黑喂狗! |
[00:10] | 我的低调不是你们装逼的资本 卧槽 |
[00:13] | 请认准我的唯一微博ID前缀铁加曼 巨棍! |
[00:17] | 杀~活~孔~ |
[00:21] | 呼~哈~北斗百裂拳 |
[00:23] | 呼~哈~北斗有情破颜拳 |
[00:27] | 呼~哈~南斗水鸟拳 |
[00:30] | 呼~哈~舔胸就是好 |
[00:33] | 告别 初高中的 那一片 小吃街 |
[00:36] | 展现的 是眼前的 一片片的 小旅店(嘿咻) |
[00:40] | 难道说 来探望的 学生亲戚 有这么多吗 |
[00:43] | 不对不对 这么想只能说明你 太甜了 |
[00:46] | 前几年 一个人 玩着配音 真撒比西 |
[00:50] | 于是乎 组建了个 东北话配音工作室(火烧农民) |
[00:54] | 几个月 组织大家 配东北话(有好多作品) |
[00:56] | 好好大家 你们都 喜欢吗 |
[01:00] | 走路不慎 撞到人 妈的! |
[01:03] | 你他妈走路不长眼睛(你算谁啊) |
[01:06] | 喜欢李云迪 的王力宏你 |
[01:09] | 竟然对着刘谦说着 にまび(泥 麻 痹) |
[01:13] | Hi Hi hanser 瞧瞧我多喜欢你 |
[01:17] | 1 2 的 乱唱俱乐部 |
[01:19] | 渐渐的能够熟悉打日 本麻将 |
[01:23] | 真TM开心 |
[01:25] | 我爱你 疯狂打飞机 |
[01:30] | 那么呢现在也是越来越喜欢自己的声音了 |
[01:34] | 不管别人怎么说呢,我还是会唱下去 |
[01:36] | 这条路我是一定要走下去的 |
[01:38] | …… |
[01:43] | 那一夜 我深深的 伤害你 YUKIri |
[01:46] | 可是你 依然阻挠我和hanser的爱情 |
[01:49] | 所以说 来跟我一决胜负吧 话说回来 |
[01:52] | YUKIri 哦哦啊啊!你的肥皂掉了 噗噗 |
[01:55] | “诶~你再好好看看,明明是你的肥皂” |
[01:59] | 就算你 和hanser关系亲密我也不放弃 |
[02:03] | hanser他可是真的喜欢我 |
[02:06] | 每天都会对我说同样的话语(hanser:滚) |
[02:09] | 抱歉 小 姐 |
[02:13] | 一晚上全活 带免费早餐(多少钱) |
[02:16] | 简单盘问后 竟然要一万七 |
[02:19] | 骂完婊子心里想着 真他妈的贵 |
[02:22] | Hi Hi hanser 瞧瞧我多喜欢你 |
[02:26] | 1 2 的 乱唱俱乐部 |
[02:29] | 渐渐的能够和你在一个世界 |
[02:33] | 真TM开心 |
[02:36] | 将心向明月 明月不知我想谁 |
[02:42] | 一个人 两三年 岁月不断地变迁 |
[02:49] | 面对三次元 不得不慢慢改变 |
[02:55] | 已脱团 勿挂念 恩哈哈哈 |
[03:00] | (丁丁) |
[03:02] | Hi Hi hanser 瞧瞧我多喜欢你 |
[03:06] | 1 2 的 乱唱俱乐部 |
[03:09] | 渐渐的能够熟悉打日 本麻将 |
[03:13] | 真TM开心 |
[03:14] | HI HI 大姨妈 |
[03:15] | Hi Hi my darling 瞧瞧我多喜欢你 |
[03:19] | 1 2 的 乱唱俱乐部 |
[03:22] | 渐渐 感受到 你对我无限爱意 |
[03:26] | 真TM开心 |
[03:28] | 我爱你 |
[03:29] | 爱TM一世纪 |
[03:31] | .... |
[03:44] | 我爱你 还不快录音 |
[00:03] | da jia hao wo yi ran shi na ge ni men shu xi de gui shu wang han |
[00:06] | zai zhe li wo xiang dui nei xie mao chong wo de ren shuo yi ju hei wei gou! |
[00:10] | wo de di diao bu shi ni men zhuang bi de zi ben wo cao |
[00:13] | qing ren zhun wo de wei yi wei bo ID qian zhui tie jia man ju gun! |
[00:17] | sha huo kong |
[00:21] | hu ha bei dou bai lie quan |
[00:23] | hu ha bei dou you qing po yan quan |
[00:27] | hu ha nan dou shui niao quan |
[00:30] | hu ha tian xiong jiu shi hao |
[00:33] | gao bie chu gao zhong de na yi pian xiao chi jie |
[00:36] | zhan xian de shi yan qian de yi pian pian de xiao lv dian hei xiu |
[00:40] | nan dao shuo lai tan wang de xue sheng qin qi you zhe me duo ma |
[00:43] | bu dui bu dui zhe me xiang zhi neng shuo ming ni tai tian le |
[00:46] | qian ji nian yi ge ren wan zhe pei yin zhen sa bi xi |
[00:50] | yu shi hu zu jian le ge dong bei hua pei yin gong zuo shi huo shao nong min |
[00:54] | ji ge yue zu zhi da jia pei dong bei hua you hao duo zuo pin |
[00:56] | hao hao da jia ni men dou xi huan ma |
[01:00] | zou lu bu shen zhuang dao ren ma de! |
[01:03] | ni ta ma zou lu bu chang yan jing ni suan shui a |
[01:06] | xi huan li yun di de wang li hong ni |
[01:09] | jing ran dui zhe liu qian shuo zhe ni ma bi |
[01:13] | Hi Hi hanser qiao qiao wo duo xi huan ni |
[01:17] | 1 2 de luan chang ju le bu |
[01:19] | jian jian de neng gou shu xi da ri ben ma jiang |
[01:23] | zhen TM kai xin |
[01:25] | wo ai ni feng kuang da fei ji |
[01:30] | na me ne xian zai ye shi yue lai yue xi huan zi ji de sheng yin le |
[01:34] | bu guan bie ren zen me shuo ne, wo hai shi hui chang xia qu |
[01:36] | zhe tiao lu wo shi yi ding yao zou xia qu de |
[01:38] | |
[01:43] | na yi ye wo shen shen de shang hai ni YUKIri |
[01:46] | ke shi ni yi ran zu nao wo he hanser de ai qing |
[01:49] | suo yi shuo lai gen wo yi jue sheng fu ba hua shuo hui lai |
[01:52] | YUKIri o o a a! ni de fei zao diao le pu pu |
[01:55] | " ei ni zai hao hao kan kan, ming ming shi ni de fei zao" |
[01:59] | jiu suan ni he hanser guan xi qin mi wo ye bu fang qi |
[02:03] | hanser ta ke shi zhen de xi huan wo |
[02:06] | mei tian du hui dui wo shuo tong yang de hua yu hanser: gun |
[02:09] | bao qian xiao jie |
[02:13] | yi wan shang quan huo dai mian fei zao can duo shao qian |
[02:16] | jian dan pan wen hou jing ran yao yi wan qi |
[02:19] | ma wan biao zi xin li xiang zhe zhen ta ma de gui |
[02:22] | Hi Hi hanser qiao qiao wo duo xi huan ni |
[02:26] | 1 2 de luan chang ju le bu |
[02:29] | jian jian de neng gou he ni zai yi ge shi jie |
[02:33] | zhen TM kai xin |
[02:36] | jiang xin xiang ming yue ming yue bu zhi wo xiang shui |
[02:42] | yi ge ren liang san nian sui yue bu duan di bian qian |
[02:49] | mian dui san ci yuan bu de bu man man gai bian |
[02:55] | yi tuo tuan wu gua nian en ha ha ha |
[03:00] | ding ding |
[03:02] | Hi Hi hanser qiao qiao wo duo xi huan ni |
[03:06] | 1 2 de luan chang ju le bu |
[03:09] | jian jian de neng gou shu xi da ri ben ma jiang |
[03:13] | zhen TM kai xin |
[03:14] | HI HI da yi ma |
[03:15] | Hi Hi my darling qiao qiao wo duo xi huan ni |
[03:19] | 1 2 de luan chang ju le bu |
[03:22] | jian jian gan shou dao ni dui wo wu xian ai yi |
[03:26] | zhen TM kai xin |
[03:28] | wo ai ni |
[03:29] | ai TM yi shi ji |
[03:31] | .... |
[03:44] | wo ai ni hai bu kuai lu yin |
[00:03] | dà jiā hǎo wǒ yī rán shì nà gè nǐ men shú xī de guǐ shū wāng hán |
[00:06] | zài zhè lǐ wǒ xiǎng duì nèi xiē mào chōng wǒ de rén shuō yī jù hēi wèi gǒu! |
[00:10] | wǒ de dī diào bú shì nǐ men zhuāng bī de zī běn wò cáo |
[00:13] | qǐng rèn zhǔn wǒ de wéi yī wēi bó ID qián zhuì tiě jiā màn jù gùn! |
[00:17] | shā huó kǒng |
[00:21] | hū hā běi dǒu bǎi liè quán |
[00:23] | hū hā běi dǒu yǒu qíng pò yán quán |
[00:27] | hū hā nán dòu shuǐ niǎo quán |
[00:30] | hū hā tiǎn xiōng jiù shì hǎo |
[00:33] | gào bié chū gāo zhōng de nà yī piàn xiǎo chī jiē |
[00:36] | zhǎn xiàn de shì yǎn qián de yī piàn piàn de xiǎo lǚ diàn hēi xiū |
[00:40] | nán dào shuō lái tàn wàng de xué shēng qīn qī yǒu zhè me duō ma |
[00:43] | bú duì bú duì zhè me xiǎng zhǐ néng shuō míng nǐ tài tián le |
[00:46] | qián jǐ nián yí ge rén wán zhe pèi yīn zhēn sā bǐ xī |
[00:50] | yú shì hū zǔ jiàn le gè dōng běi huà pèi yīn gōng zuò shì huǒ shāo nóng mín |
[00:54] | jǐ gè yuè zǔ zhī dà jiā pèi dōng běi huà yǒu hǎo duō zuò pǐn |
[00:56] | hǎo hǎo dà jiā nǐ men dōu xǐ huān ma |
[01:00] | zǒu lù bù shèn zhuàng dào rén mā de! |
[01:03] | nǐ tā mā zǒu lù bù cháng yǎn jīng nǐ suàn shuí a |
[01:06] | xǐ huān lǐ yún dí de wáng lì hóng nǐ |
[01:09] | jìng rán duì zhe liú qiān shuō zhe ní má bì |
[01:13] | Hi Hi hanser qiáo qiáo wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ |
[01:17] | 1 2 de luàn chàng jù lè bù |
[01:19] | jiàn jiàn de néng gòu shú xī dǎ rì běn má jiàng |
[01:23] | zhēn TM kāi xīn |
[01:25] | wǒ ài nǐ fēng kuáng dǎ fēi jī |
[01:30] | nà me ne xiàn zài yě shì yuè lái yuè xǐ huān zì jǐ de shēng yīn le |
[01:34] | bù guǎn bié rén zěn me shuō ne, wǒ hái shì huì chàng xià qù |
[01:36] | zhè tiáo lù wǒ shì yí dìng yào zǒu xià qù de |
[01:38] | |
[01:43] | nà yī yè wǒ shēn shēn de shāng hài nǐ YUKIri |
[01:46] | kě shì nǐ yī rán zǔ náo wǒ hé hanser de ài qíng |
[01:49] | suǒ yǐ shuō lái gēn wǒ yī jué shèng fù ba huà shuō huí lái |
[01:52] | YUKIri ó ó a a! nǐ de féi zào diào le pū pū |
[01:55] | " éi nǐ zài hǎo hǎo kàn kàn, míng míng shì nǐ de féi zào" |
[01:59] | jiù suàn nǐ hé hanser guān xì qīn mì wǒ yě bù fàng qì |
[02:03] | hanser tā kě shì zhēn de xǐ huān wǒ |
[02:06] | měi tiān dū huì duì wǒ shuō tóng yàng de huà yǔ hanser: gǔn |
[02:09] | bào qiàn xiǎo jiě |
[02:13] | yī wǎn shàng quán huó dài miǎn fèi zǎo cān duō shǎo qián |
[02:16] | jiǎn dān pán wèn hòu jìng rán yào yī wàn qī |
[02:19] | mà wán biǎo zǐ xīn lǐ xiǎng zhe zhēn tā mā de guì |
[02:22] | Hi Hi hanser qiáo qiáo wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ |
[02:26] | 1 2 de luàn chàng jù lè bù |
[02:29] | jiàn jiàn de néng gòu hé nǐ zài yí gè shì jiè |
[02:33] | zhēn TM kāi xīn |
[02:36] | jiāng xīn xiàng míng yuè míng yuè bù zhī wǒ xiǎng shuí |
[02:42] | yí ge rén liǎng sān nián suì yuè bù duàn dì biàn qiān |
[02:49] | miàn duì sān cì yuán bù dé bù màn màn gǎi biàn |
[02:55] | yǐ tuō tuán wù guà niàn ēn hā hā hā |
[03:00] | dīng dīng |
[03:02] | Hi Hi hanser qiáo qiáo wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ |
[03:06] | 1 2 de luàn chàng jù lè bù |
[03:09] | jiàn jiàn de néng gòu shú xī dǎ rì běn má jiàng |
[03:13] | zhēn TM kāi xīn |
[03:14] | HI HI dà yí mā |
[03:15] | Hi Hi my darling qiáo qiáo wǒ duō xǐ huān nǐ |
[03:19] | 1 2 de luàn chàng jù lè bù |
[03:22] | jiàn jiàn gǎn shòu dào nǐ duì wǒ wú xiàn ài yì |
[03:26] | zhēn TM kāi xīn |
[03:28] | wǒ ài nǐ |
[03:29] | ài TM yī shì jì |
[03:31] | .... |
[03:44] | wǒ ài nǐ hái bù kuài lù yīn |