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[Intro: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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Hello |
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Hello |
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Wait, I swear you're The Chuckle Brothers |
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You must be Barry and he's Paul |
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Nah something's weird, where's your ladders? |
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In the van, go get 'em Barry |
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What now? Yeah, just a minute |
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Here's Tinchy |
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It isn't. It is! It isn't. It is! |
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Is it? Yeah! |
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[Verse 1: Tinchy Stryder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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Yeah it's me, look up there |
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There's a leak, you're exactly the pair I need |
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Wait in fact, let me ask one question |
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One question? |
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Just one |
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I respect you both so you're welcome here |
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But who or what really brought you here? |
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Dan, in his van, silly question |
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Yeah, what a silly question |
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Oh, cheeky and rude |
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I know my role, you play yours too |
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And put them ladders up |
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Yeah, before you trip over laces, tie up your shoes |
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I wear slip ons, get the ladders Barry! |
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Wait, over here, quick word |
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Barry's got shoes and they come with laces |
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You must have both misheard |
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[Pre-Hook: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Yeah, safe, innit |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Oh dear |
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There's a ladder, who's taking it |
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[Hook: The Chuckle Brothers x4] |
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To me, to you |
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To me, to you then |
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[Verse 2: Tinchy Stryder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff |
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We've both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv |
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What? |
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Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff |
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We've both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv |
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You're two funny dudes, jokes aside, no pun intended, mind your own business |
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It is our business. We want to sing a song |
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We can do a duet? |
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Three-et, there's three of us |
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Nah, nah that's a step too far |
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In fact, you can rap, take the next two bars |
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Hippity-hop, bibble-be-boop-boop |
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Oh my! |
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[Pre-Hook: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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[Outro: Tinchy Styder and The Chuckle Brothers] |
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So, what do you think Tinchy? |
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Do you think we should put down a track? |
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Look, I met you at Keith Lemon's show, y'know |
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And I said I've got a leak |
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But it was great mate, y'know |
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Of course, we could sing about a leak, couldn't we? |
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I dunno, I dunno if we should do any songs together |
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You see the thing is, we sing |
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Nah, nah, nah, let's get this straight |
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Laaaa, we sing songs |
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Yeah but, I mean, you'd need to sing with us |
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Nah, I respect you, but bruv, please |
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear |
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Alright then Tinchy, we'll see ya |
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Yeah, we better go then, see ya then, bye |
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[Hook: The Chuckle Brothers x4] |
