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One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken |
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Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin' |
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This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny |
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Went up to the front with a menu and his money |
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He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side |
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He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um is this Kentucky Fried?" |
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The lady said, "Yes man", smiled and he smiled back |
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He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac! |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin' |
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Today you won a ticket to see Doctor J |
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Front row seat no pay, radio in hand, snacks by feet |
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Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat |
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You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town |
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Round his back, through the hoop |
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Then you scream, "Touchdown!" |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin' |
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The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party |
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Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi |
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You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?" |
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She smelt your breath and then |
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She left you standin' in your illin' stance |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin' |
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For dinner, you ate it, there is none left |
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It was salty, with butter and it was def |
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You proceeded to eat it 'cos you was in the mood |
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But Holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food! |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin', illin' |
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You be illin' |
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